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Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage: 7:45pm On Sep 30, 2016
Babysheart:
You need sense. Otherwise you would have realised that even Abraham ad Moses won't win free and fair elections in Anambra State if they don't run on the APGA platform.
Yea, cry me a Lagoon! grin grin

GEJ won in Anambra states .....and it was free and fair, right?
That is your Bai-Fraud for you!.... Only APGA!
grin grin

No be only Moses and Abraham, na Pharaoh and Joseph!


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Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage: 7:41pm On Sep 30, 2016
hamilton62:
boy, do you comprehend at all? I thought i was communicating but never knew i was talking to myself because of your lack of communicating skill or should i say assimilation?
Yes, assimilation!
We communicate to learn and enlighten ourselves by embracing knowledge but you speak this and when approached you talk the other like a sedated patient or a crest-and-trough IQ person.
I am off, sorry i made mistake to engage you in the conversation that's above your comprehension!
Please, don't quote me so that the nairalanders won't affirm that i am right about you... I know you will.
Oya, bingo let's go, ditch out your ill words.
[size=14pt]When Oafs like you become devoid of a "legitimate argument", you resort to attacking the "messenger"![/size] undecided undecided

Now scram back to your hole and stop trying to hide your shame.
Biafra my black bottom. grin grin

Hausa SLAVES grovelling for their FREEDOM.
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NB: I know a Dog like you , who said he does not want to engage me, will still come back and eat your vomit. grin grin
Go-on, spew more ignrance nd get properly schooled
Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage: 6:44pm On Sep 30, 2016
hamilton62:
gush!
Sometimes i ponder the rationale of some humans, but could you pls answer these questions for me then you will understand how blunt your statement in support of the one you quoted make you and him look.
Who fought the Biafra war?
What was the name of the now bight of bonny called?
ANSWER: Bight of Biafra
When was the name Niger-Delta brough to being and by who?
Lol atleast you now know that you and him know nothing about the people you want to be in your country...
Do you know that the Name Biafra was suggested in Itserkiri land by an Ijaw principal before ut was adopted?
Do you know that it was called Biafara kingdom before the Now Biafra?
Knowledge is power, having it make you not resolve to insults but...
Thank me later for the Schooling if you truly have a curious and sincere spirit
[b]Irrelevant Questions do not deserve an Answer!
Why would l waste my fingers responding to such childishly ignorant questions?


Who cares about who named you Biafra or IPAD?

The important thing is that Biafra, AS SLAVES..... WANT TO BE FREE, right?

And l am saying YOU ARE NOT SLAVES WHO SHOULD BE BEGGING FRO FREEDOM (except you concur that YOU ARE SLAVE OF THE NORTHERNERS!)

JUST PACK YOURSELVES FROM EVERY CORNER OF NIGERIA AND MOVE INTO YOUR Biafra. ...Wetin sef?

*That does not need Buhari's signature.
*That does not need Yoruba's acceptance
*That does not need U.N charter
*That does not need firing of bullets
*That does not need any NOISE
*That does not need Yorubas to contribute Transport for una


Or are you people just AFRAID of your own SHADOWS and what the future holds for you in your Biafra? huh huh shocked

See your boundary below.... in graphics.


Okay, you cant do anything without Yoruba's permission: Go, you have my permission to go to your country.

Gooooooooo...Yiibo, Goooo! [/b] grin grin grin




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PS: If you are really interested in the Origins of your Bia-FRAUD (yes, its alla fraud, as you will find out) read it in the link below:
http://newsrescue.com/old-maps-show-biafra-was-actually-in-cameroon-and-never-part-of-nigeria/#axzz4LlM4CJdB

With video and audio. undecided undecided

Car Talk › Re: Drunk Driver Crashes Employer's Mercedes-benz SUV Into 4 Parked Cars In Lagos by lastpage: 8:35am On Sep 30, 2016
Driver: Sorry Sah, Nor vex... its the work of the Devil. Help me beg the other Owners pleash



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Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage: 8:20am On Sep 30, 2016
PedroJP:
Yorubas do not care about Biafra but they are always active in Biafran thread. Who invited yorubas in this topic if not themselves. Soludo said release Nnamdi Kanu and u yorubas started against him. Why didn't u guys steer clear since Biafra is non of ur business
Because the phucking Biafrauds will leave the region that insists they are going no-where.... and be abusing Yorubas!

Go back to the begining of the thread and you will see how one useless, chest-beating Hausa slave, invited/injected Yoruba into it.

Fear of the Northerners will not make Yiibos face the Northerner

it is ALWAYS the Yiibos that will be lamenting that it was Awolowo that starved then to death and made them lose the war!
It was Yorubas that refused to support them that made Hausas to kill them like flies
It was Yorubas that kicked Jonathan out of office
It was Yorubas that supported Hausa-Buhari to become President
It was Yorubas that jailed their Dilector!
It is Yorubas that refuse to set them Free!

If Yiibo catch cold, he must attribute it to Yorubas!


Yorubas say: PACK YOURSELVES BACK TO YOUR BAIFRAUD AND REMAIN THERE. DONT COME TO LAGOS OR HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANY PART OF NIGERIA.

THERE IS YOUR FREEDOM....SLAVES


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Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage: 8:08am On Sep 30, 2016
yemibayo:
Big Boss, I'm still waiting fr your mail. My mail is adeegbeoluyemi@gmail.com. If there is any better way to contact you just let me know.
Thanks so much
U have Mail.



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Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage: 7:45am On Sep 30, 2016
iconaus:
You re one of those bad yoruba. Who is the slave to fulanis ? You know the answer. Nothing is stopping Biafra. .is question of time . You guys have to start asking for ur oduduwa country because obviously you cant stay with the hausas and fulanis when Biafra goes....we know that . You dont want Biafra to go because oduduwa is afraid of sharing same country with fulanis
[b]And you are one of those despicable Ibos! I am sure you are an IPOB "Yoot"! undecided undecided

If any tribe is insisting on One Nigeria, it is the Northerners....and rightly so.
President Buhari just said that "there is no room for any Biafra referendum".

if you want to secede, it has to be with your original six Ibo states ONLY.... but if you insist on forcing the S/South into your Biafra project, then you have to wait until there is no more SINGLE DROP of Crude Oil from that part of the country.

You cant benefit from the resources of other parts of the country (Sea Ports, Market, Power Stations, e.t.c) and then think you can corner what belongs to the whole nation, in your quest to secede.

STOP BEGGING TO BE FREED, IF YOU ARE NOT A SLAVE. ONLY SLAVES BEG FOR FREEDOM! angry angry
Just gather all yourselves to the bEAST LANDS and refuse to have anything to do with other parts of Nigeria - SIMPLE! You are gone! Just like that.
How difficult can that be, if not for your GREED over the Oil in the South-South?


You chest-beaters are scared of the Northerners and that is why you leave them and begin attacking Yorubas.
Yorubas dont give a hoot about Yiibos, infact, we believe we are better-of without the nuisance and immorality that you people pollute the world with.
What we would not do is ACTIVE SUPPORT YOU. That is not our responsibility.

You sort it out with the Northerners,...... if una get the liver!
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Politics › Re: Psychiatric Test On Police Officers In Lagos: Police Medical Team Arrives by lastpage: 7:27am On Sep 30, 2016
SUPOL:
my friend Supol is not a rank, it's a cadre meaning SUPERIOR OFFICER. Be guided on d use of d word pls
Shattap there, ignorant fellow. Who is your "friend"..... or who do you think you are talking to?
Thunder fire you!

What do you know about ranking in the security outfits?

SuPol is an acronym for Superintendent of Police.

I think you should be first on the list of those who need a psychiatric evaluation!

And to think you even used SUPOL as your user i.d?

Who gave you that permission?

So, you are "Superior Officer", right?





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Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage: 9:03pm On Sep 29, 2016
lordyugo:
the north = agriculture
the south= oil
B'EAST= BUSINESS AND entrepreneurship KIDNAPPING, RITUAL KILLINGS, BABY FACTORY, FAKERY, DRUG PUSHING, CHEST-BEATING...
west= ALAYE AND OMO NILE COLLECTING LOW DENOMINATIONS AND KISSING TINUBUS ASS
Ugo, Properly Fixed!!!





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Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage: 9:00pm On Sep 29, 2016
lordyugo:
nigga for christ sakes go nd watch cartoon or sumtn
NIGERIAN SLAVE..... for Devil's sake............ Man-Up and TAKE YOUR FREEDOM! tongue tongue tongue

For how long will you clowns continue to BEG for your FREEDOM?
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Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage: 8:57pm On Sep 29, 2016
iconaus:
But you people said no eminent igbo man is speaking for Nandi but soludo has done that. So many igbo elites want Nnamdi released but scared of speaking out due to arrest by Dictator Buhari . Igbo politicians are afraid of Kanu like Okorocha, Obiano as they have known that Nnandi is very popular. Nnandi commands SE/SS population more than any body .
Liar! Aaaahdonbelefit!! shocked shocked

How can a chest-beating crowd claim to be SCARED ...... of a 73yr old Mallam?

Abeg! Na only for Yoruba matter una dey develop mojo, hian
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Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage: 8:53pm On Sep 29, 2016
lordyugo:
u must really luv crayons, how can a grown man be writing wit all ds colors WTF
Yes, l do!

Its a carry-over of attending a sound Nursery School.......unlike your Fada who grew-up in the Village and only heard of Crayon when he came to Lagos! undecided undecided

Now, Scram back to the hole you came out-of.

Anuofia! whoever told you l am a "grown man"?
huh grin grin




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Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage: 7:32pm On Sep 29, 2016
ofeoilly:
The people choose their hero and even die for them .


who know say u dey exist?
Very, very True! (at the bolded)

[size=14pt]Now, when are you COWARDS going to march on Kudje Prison .... so you can DIE for your Dilector Kanu?

Ooh, l forgot! You Muppets are already DIEING ON NAIRALAND...... that is where the Chest-beating Starts and Ends[/size]! grin grin grin

'I go die' nor be Dog name, abeg!
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Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage:
3coins:
why do you want this man to remain in prison?. . .what did he do to you or to Nigeria. . .are you just saying this because kanu is igbo?. . .you want Nigeria to remain united yet you carry this kind of hate for the people that want to breakaway. . .laughable
I would assume you are one of the few ones who have a "genuine interest" in knowing exactly what the CRIMES of Nnamdi Kanu are, against the Nigerian state.... (or maybe you are just pretending and playing "the Ostrich" who buries its head in the sand? grin grin ) but l will give you the benefit of doubt.

Below are his crimes:
*Nnamdi Kanu has said he wanted to overrun the Nigerian State/Govt
*Nnamdi Kanu has setup a Clandestine Radio station in which he broadcasted same treasonable statements, over and over again
*Nnamdi Kanu has solicited for FUNDS TO BUY ARMS, to be used against the Sovereign Govt of Nigeria
*Nnamdi Kanu has recruited mercenaries and incited other members of the Nigerian State, TO TAKE UP ARMS against the Nigerian Govt
*Nnamdi Kanu has boasted he will come to Nigeria to implement his "treasonable plans" AND DARED THE NIGERIAN GOVT TO ARREST HIM
*Nnamdi Kanu actually boarded a plane and landed in Nigeria, using clandestine documents, to carry out his nefarious plans


Go on Youtube and type Nnamdi Kanu.
Go on Google and do same.

Now come back and ask this kwesion again

If you attempt to topple a sovereign Govt of a country BY USE OF FORCE - Its called TREASON! (many a soldier & good men have paid with their life for the same offence).
Even Awolowo, a former premier of Western region was jailed for the same offence, even though he never attempted to use any force!
Maman Vatsa, Col Dimka, Major Bisala and many others are NOT IGBO..... but they died for the same treason!

So, this is not a matter of tribe or sentiments!
Whether Biafra "successfully secedes" or not is a question for posterity
.

Everyone is responsible for their actions.

Scottish leaders did not have to carry arms and incite others to do same, before they had a referendum ....but if you chose the "Highway" of criminals, then you should expect to be treated like one.

Kanu's case is a matter of "Law and National Security".....and the constitution of Nigeria will deal with him appropriately, irrespective of what ANYONE THINKS.


Nuff Said!






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Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage: 7:03pm On Sep 29, 2016
Babysheart:
Soludo is an erudite Professor of Economics who was once the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria. Who are you?
Upon all that... he was REJECTED AT THE POLLS AS UNQUALIFIED......... BY HIS OWN IPADS AND BIAFRAUDS! grin grin kiss

So, what are we talking about?

He should just stick to Economics and Banking ..... and Shut-da-PhuckUp about Politics/Security issues lipsrsealed lipsrsealed




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Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage: 6:59pm On Sep 29, 2016
yemibayo:
Good day Sir,
I will like to talk to you about something important(starting an IT Career). I actually read some of your old post and got to know that your're an IT person.
Good day to you too, Sir! No problemo!.
Send me a PM and we can take it from there.

I.T was my first degree.... others have since followed.
I am delighted for you because while some "lazy, cheating-ignorants" are saying their "degree is a waste".... here you are taking it to the next level. kiss kiss




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Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage: 6:35pm On Sep 29, 2016
reptile1:
As usual, the con heads are here from the waste and Brown roof republic, masturbating on kanu issues angry cheesy
Just as the IPAD Fl@at-Heaads from the South East are here, ...wailing and crying to be FREED (slaves)! grin grin

Instead of TAKING their Freedom by Force, the CHEST-BEATING COWARDS are foaming from both sides of the mouth, like a rabid dog, over Yorubas....... when Yorubas have nothing to do with their CAPTIVITY! grin grin

All of you should band together and storm kudje Prison, free your "Dilector" and stop constituting a nuisance online amd everywhere else. undecided undecided
Okay, l understand IPADS nor get the liver....... all na just shakara and chest-beating!
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See, u just got served back, in your own coin.
Next time, keep it civil. undecided

Politics › Re: Psychiatric Test On Police Officers In Lagos: Police Medical Team Arrives by lastpage: 6:24pm On Sep 29, 2016
GossipHeart:
There is nothing called psychiatric test
What do you test ?? The IQ level ??
Most of the intelligent people in this world have low IQ

This is just a waste of money, money that should be kept for a state burial
You are so wrong bro!

Intelligence and Psychiatric evaluation are different.


You could have a high I.Q.... and still be a "mad man" walking! grin grin grin

for example, some Policemen are just blood thirsty and have a grudge against University students (one told me so, back then) or rich people: That is a psychological (mental) disturbance.

That same Policeman was an Inspector, so he holds a School cert Certificate (that is academic intelligence level).
Both can cohabit in a human being.

Most of our Policemen, especially those on the rank of Supol and downwards, are alcoholics, drug abusers, rapist, wanton murderers and generally despicable humans in Uniform.
Such people need "psychiatric-help" or be thrown put of the Police and confined to Arrow mental home.
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They are not mentally fit to carry a weapon.




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Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu - Soludo To Buhari by lastpage: 6:11pm On Sep 29, 2016
outknow:
Soludo said this in Abuja on Thursday at the presentation a book entitled, ‘The Politics of Biafra and the Future of Nigeria,’ written by Chudi Offodile.

The former CBN governor said Kanu was not popular until security agents arrested him last year.

He recalled that Chief Obafemi Awolowo was imprisoned for treason in the 1960s, but this caused him to be loved even more among the Yoruba.

Soludo said Kanu’s prolonged detention would make him a hero or a martyr, which would not stop the current Biafran agitation.

http://punchng.com/release-nnamdi-kanu-soludo-tells-buhari/
Soludo should just STFU!

He is not a security personnel and knows zilch about security issues.
He should stick to what he claims to know: Banking & finance

Soludo has displayed acute ignorance, by his claims above!


Nnamdi Kanu used to broadcast on Radio and he has clips all over Youtube, insulting Nigerians and Nigerian Govt, so he was "well-known" by his bigoted audience, even before he was arrested.

'Dilector' Kanu had a "BET" with the Nigerian Govt that they cannot arrest him if he comes into Nigeria and that he is able to take on the might of the Federal Govt.
Well, all bets are off now ......and we know who is the Coward and fool
. (Dont bite more than you can chew, comes to mind)

Chief Awolowo has been popular amongst Yorubas, even before he was wrongly imprisoned. It is only among the likes of Soludo that imprisonment is the key to their popularity. Soludo should stick to his Igbo history.

As for Martyrdom, l use to think it is only the Islamic fanatics that cherish that route, never knew our "Blodders" have taken after the Northerners they so much hate and like to bash! shocked grin grin

We need not remind Soludo that he is not a force to reckon with, even his people failed him in his attempt to become their Governor! undecided undecided

Soludo needs to STFU.... if l really need to say that again.






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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gtbank Rumored Job Interview In Lagos (Photos) by lastpage: 1:20am On Sep 29, 2016
Chosen1984:
I weep for our dear Nation! A job placement from GTBank for call Centre agents with a salary of 80000 naira every month was circulated. Jobseekers came from all over the nooks and cranes of Nigeria. Gombe , kano etc. only to be told the Job vacancy publications didn't emanate from GTBank!

We live in a country were false hood is publicized to the highest!
But why did GTbank not make that rebuttal before the date of the said interview........ or are they claiming ignorance of the advert in their corporate name?

or maybe they are just enjoying the "punishment" of our innocent "Yoots" who like to support their criminal oppressors?

Eitherway, this is unfair.

If l suggest that our "Yoots" should start closing their account with them now (in protest), the same Yoots will start abusing me?
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Education › Re: School Building Collapses At Amukoko Apapa, Lagos (Photos) by lastpage: 1:15am On Sep 29, 2016
Austindark:
Did I just see "you are welcome" on the door post
You are welcome to a cemetery or mortuaryhuh

There are so much architectural/structural lapses in the building from the second picture. You don't make a wall on a deckin part that has no support. It needs a pillar or wall under the deckin to support the wall up. The load must be balanced.

RIP to the departed soul
Sad
You are not entirely correct!

As long as it is NOT A LOAD-BEARING WALL, you can do it that way.
The problem of the building has to do with "poor quality of material" (incorrect mix of decking material - Sand/Stone/Cement Mix-ratio) used in making the decking. Iron content appears okay
If the Decking was solid enough, and the wall was not load-bearing, nothing will happen like this.

"Load-Balance" has to do with "Force of Moment" about a point on the decking, assuming the decking was strong enough.

that usually cause "SLOPING" about the side with excess load.
this Deck collapsed..... it did not slope to any side.



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Politics › Re: My Suspension Cannot Stand - Jibrin by lastpage: 1:07am On Sep 29, 2016
djPyper:
This case brings to mind that of Otedola vs farouk lawan, even when there was audio evidence of lawan arranging to collect bribe, the matter just died down and today he is walking free maybe he might even campaign for presidency soon, there's no doubt jibrin's case will follow the same course, the case will be adjourned multiple times untill finally nothing is heard of it. The entire house of reps is a shame, look at how they were sharing necK scarfs with " I stand with dogara" inscriptions, they are basically saying wether he's guilty or not they are behind him, what a pity, in my next life im coming as a japanese guy.
[size=14pt]That is what happens when MAJORITY of LEADERS are CRIMINALS.... and an even LARGER MAJORITY OF FOLLOWERS ARE DUMB/IGNORANTS![/size]





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Politics › Re: My Suspension Cannot Stand - Jibrin by lastpage: 1:04am On Sep 29, 2016
dexpee4life:
The Deceit called All Propagandists Congress has started Falling. Breeze Don Blow and Fowl Ya.....sh is Opening
Fools like you are the victim of the criminality going-on in the NASS..... yet, instead of addressing the issue, all you can do is 'tow the party line" and abuse another party!

Dont you realize that even if Jibrin was in the opposition party that you dont like, what he is doing will lead to sanity in the NASS and those criminals (APC and PDP Criminals) who call themselves law-breakers will stop looting your future and padding the budget?

SMH!

Some of you deserve to be condemned to poverty for five generations, really.
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PS: if the NASS cannot obey a simple court order, yet it is expecting the President to do same?
Source the Geese, source the Gander.
Fire-on Senator Jibrin, sensible Nigerians are behind you 100%
Politics › Re: Pastor Ize-Iyamu Swept His Polling Unit by lastpage: 12:56am On Sep 29, 2016
chesterlee:
That person that voted for Apc deserves to be fished out and skinned alive!!!
In every twelve there must be a Judas...kai


POI all the way....Edo is PDP... PDP is Edo!!!
Is this your version and idea of DEMOCRACY?

And it is nitwits like you that would be shouting "Buhari is a Dictator", abi?






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Politics › Re: "The Operation To Change Results Begins By 12 Midnight" - Lere Olayinka by lastpage: 12:54am On Sep 29, 2016
Caseless:
What a headless donkey!
Lere needs another stint in EFCC custody!
That other one was too short, his "brain-reformat" was not complete.

If everyone posts results, which one should we believe?
That is why INEC said "keep your collation to your chest for verification".... but wait for ONLY INEC to announce the result.




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Career › Re: I Was Slapped By My Employer by lastpage: 12:49am On Sep 29, 2016
An0nimus:
I don't know about others, but this text's colour is a huge turnoff.
Nor be only you o, The color make me lose he-rec-tion sef! grin grin

if you must attempt to be colourful, at least try and do it in a way people can actually read what you wrote!
Well, she nor make sense anyway.
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Career › Re: I Was Slapped By My Employer by lastpage: 12:42am On Sep 29, 2016
AbiolaEsq:
Sue the HM. I'm a lawyer. I can help you at little cost.
Lawyer with/without a Conscience!

Do it "Pro-Bono".

No advance payment.
You win the case, you take a cut of the pay-out.

That should be your motivation, if you know your job properly.
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Career › Re: I Was Slapped By My Employer by lastpage: 12:39am On Sep 29, 2016
telemapreye1:
Good evening nairalanders
I work with kids thou it's a part time job,..
To cut short the long story..i had an incident with one of the children I teach and her little brother of 6 was there with me..i never knew he told his mum
So the next day she brought them to school and started warning me"i was shocked thinking of what I did"and she refused to tell me what I did..i stopped greeting her since that day until today I and her had a disagreement so I argued and talk back at her cos she was very rude to me...
The HM called I and her into her office and allowed the woman explain her own part and didn't even bother to hear mine,the next thing I felt a sting on my cheeks(The hm slaped me)i was so embarrassed to the extent that I cried for two hours
I got home and told my friend about it so she said she will helped me arrange some guys to beat her up but am scared, i don't want to hurt her but my heart needs revenge
Shld I forget about or revenge?

But I don't blame her i blame death...
I think wimps like you deserve more SLAPS to reset your brain! grin

Omo'rele owa'gbesi (that means a child that runs home first, before knowing how to respond to a public insult on his family) undecided

When you finish crying and finish bleeding, let us know so we can tell you what to do. grin grin

If na me be your Papa, l go dash you give ritualist sef! angry angry

May l hear say you slap the woman back five times, make l come dey beg say na only twice you for slap am now....

God forbod, l nor born dindinrin for pikin. grin grin




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NB: No employer has the right to slap an employee, you either get slapped-back three times or you get sued for "assault".
U can shove the job up ur 'you-know-what' . undecided
Properties › Re: <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<THREAD FOR LANDLORDS AND LANDLORDS TO BE ONLY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> by lastpage: 10:41pm On Sep 28, 2016
gabbytabby:
Tenancy matter for 9ja no be small matter. Another dey find my trouble for now. Worse than tenant from hell but I dey give am until October end before I unleash.

Even the lagos state govt refuse to build house for rent.
Did you say "worse"? shocked shocked

Landlords and Tenants have never been known to have a "deep friendship", no matte how nice the tenant is!
The relationship is not just built on that premise, especially in an environment where people can get away with impunity.

Though l have known you to be a very dogged and tenacious person but have you ever considered a "build & sell" model of investment?
It requires patience (may not sell immediately) but it has less hassles compared to this "Mama Landlady and Baba Landlord" wahala.

If the Govt, with all its paraphernalia of officialdom, is avoiding it....not to mention individuals, then it is worth avoiding.

Abeg, get more involved in choosing your tenants... those Agents just dump the dregs on you after collecting their fees.
As a matter of fact, do away with Agents and do your selection/interview yourself, it cant get worse than it is already.




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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by lastpage: 7:57am On Sep 28, 2016
jossy26:
Morning house, does anyone know about the lagos state e-building plan permit? As anyone successfully completed process? Is it different from the old building approval we used to?
It is called lagos epp
It is different in many ways! At least the Govt tries to "capture" its own income directly, into its pocket instead of the pocket of "fake" building approvals and Agents.
Judging by our level of bureaucracy, l suspect it may take a life-time to complete the process.
That said, doing things "online" is always a step forward, especially in the area of transparency


APPLICANT LOGIN GUIDE FOR THE PROCESSING OF E-PLANNING PERMIT

I. Registration on e- Planning Permit Portal

Log on to www.lagosepp.com.ng
Click register and inputs Personal Details, including e-mail address (click on login if on subsequent visit)
An account is automatically created, with a link to email for confirmation
Confirm account and log in
Applicant’s Dashboard is generated

II. 1st Screening

Click on “Start New Screening”
An Instruction Page pops up
Read the instructions and click ‘I agree’ to continue and disagree to dis continue.
Pre- Screen Form pop-up for completion of application details and site location
Complete and Submit
Reference/Screening No. (IKJ/ePPID/2016/2) is generated
Click on ‘uploading of documents’
Upload Architectural Drawings, Title Document & Survey Plan
Click ‘submit’

III. Part-Payment

Applicant is prompted for payment of part processing fee part-processing fee of N10,000:00 (Ten Thousand Naira only)
Screening Number and Mpay Reference Number is generated for payment
Click on “Proceed to make Payment” through Debit Card, Internet Banking, POS
Select Bank or use Credit /Debit Card for payment and click ‘Continue’.
Complete the Payment Form then click ‘Continue to Proceed to Pay’ using the Mpay Reference Number received through the e-mail to make payment via Internet Banking, POS Terminal or at Bank Branch.

IV Payment Validation:

Enter Mpay Reference Number and click on ‘Validate’
Lagos State Government Electronic Banking System (EBS)-RCM Platform pop up for payment, showing: Personal Information, Revenue Details, Payment Details, Revenue Code etc.
System generates Lagos State Government Treasury Receipt after payment.
View Application on the platform, then click on ‘Continue to Confirm Payment’
Input Screening Number and Receipt Number to confirm Part Payment and click ‘Submit’

V. Site Inspection

Check email for notification of:
Successful payment of part processing fee
Successful screening of Documents or comments for amendment
Invitation for Site inspection
Request for upload of Engineering Drawings (where necessary) and other documents, after a successful site inspection and screening of Architectural Drawing.

VI. 2nd Screening

Upload Structural Drawings (for 2Floors & above), Mechanical & Electrical Drawings (for 4 Floors & above) and other relevant documents for screening where applicable.
After a successful screening of all Engineering details and other relevant documents applicant will be informed for successful screening or comments for amendment.

VII. Post-Screening Process: Balance Payment and Application Form

Check mail for:
Successful site inspection.
Successful screening of all drawing or comments for amendment.
If no comments, Request for Payment of Balance of Assessment Fee (after deduction of the part processing fee of N10,000.00K).
Upload amended drawings and documents.
Click or login on the payment portal displayed on the mail http://mpay.ebsrcm.com/mpay/lasg/home with applicant Mpay Reference Number to make balance processing fee.
Log-in to the EPP portal -www.lagosepp.com.ng to confirm payment.
Click ‘Confirm Payment’, enter the Receipt Number and click ‘Submit’
Application Form is enabled for completion by the Applicant as required.
Complete Application Form.
Applicant can check email and Dashboard for status of Application (Stages) regularly.
Applicant will be duly informed at the completion of stages of application process.

VIII Collection of Permit

Check email for notification of Permit collection.
Print Permit Notification Letter and with 5 Sets of Screened Architectural, Structural, Mechanical and Electrical Drawing dully signed and sealed by Relevant Professionals as applicable for endorsement.
Everything you need to know, as detailed/copied above, is on their website.
**I have not "successfully" completed the process using the platform.***




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Business › Re: Naira Slides Further As Demand Outweigh Supply by lastpage: 7:41am On Sep 28, 2016
ellovee:
Why is the demand always high even when it is obvious that dollar is the bane of our economic problem?
The Greed and penchant for anything "foreign" by our people.

We produce nothing yet, we love everything even more than those who produce it! shocked shocked

The Naira will continue to slide..... until that time when the efforts of the f :od Govt at local production begins to yield fruit while the Govt itself clamps-down seriously on those importers of anything foreign.





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Politics › Re: Forgery Trial: Saraki Adjourns Senate Plenary To Thursday by lastpage: 7:36am On Sep 28, 2016
The NASS and indeed the Judiciary, has been HIJACKED by CRIMINALS!

So, the whole Law-making body of Nigeria, a country of about 170Million, must standstill, .... just for a few Criminals to get an adjournment?

Jesus wept.
undecided undecided undecided



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