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greenstar:
“The song is not a normal song; it is a spiritual hit song.
Timi Dakolo does not know how I suffered to get that
song. I fasted for seven days before I got that song. I
partook in three days ‘white’ fasting before the song
came to me. "
hit like if that statement made you laugh until your dad looked at you like this

You were still running around unclad (not even pant!) when that song came out...... so u can be excused for not knowing the difference!

Grow-Up, abeg!



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iamjayboss:
That means Majek Fashek manager is cheating on him

Exactly!

The PROPER THING to do now is for the Police to INVITE the Manager, to come and explain WHAT HAPPENED to the money he took from Dakolo, on behalf of Majek Fashek.

It is very pathetic for criminal to take advantage of someone undergoing "health difficulties".

I think Dakolo should publish the Invoice he got after payment (to clear his good image) while Majek should sue his Manager for stealing, if it turns out he pocketed the money.

Oloriburuku Manager!



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passionate88:
which change exactly? Change from what to what?

CHANGE FROM [size=14pt]unbridled LOOTING and CORRUPTION[/size]....... TO [size=14pt]PROBITY and ACCOUNTABILITY![/size]

Its shocking that you have not and cant understand this simple sentence....... since May 2015!

Chai, Education is free naah!





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cuteemperor:
Now I have to start looking for an extra 300k for my hostel accommodation in the UK, and an extra 50k for my visa Application.... This is just crazy, this isn't the change I invested my one vote into.

Take that Money to one of the "good" Private Universities in Nigeria..... or even one of the Standard federal Universities and you are good to go!

But if you insist on Foreign University, please stop complaining about how much it costs!.

You can as well tell us in what ways you have contributed to the stability and improvement of the Naira.

Exchange rate is NOT MAGIC!

A country's currency will be strong if its citizens PRODUCE GOODS and SERVICES...... instead of being "NET IMPORTER" of every and anything and Forex Exporters!




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babosky2008:
Joseph mbu the calabar man, he knew that a day like dz would come on the very day pdp was defeated. he already made enough lifetime generational wealth for himself and his unborn great great grandchildren. Don't be surprised, if you heard dt mbu owns the best hotel in any part of the world. He was never a stupid person rather a courageous policeman. I am sure if PDP had won the election, he might perhaps be the IGP today. If dasuki could enriched many pdp gladiators so much, then one would wonder the extent PEJ , GEJ and WIKE would have enriched Mr.MBU.
LAMENTATIONS OF MBU. ....THE BOOK OF MBU, HIS DEEDS WERE WRITTEN IN THE CHRONOLOGY OF NPF.
ONE DAY HE WILL TELL US HIS EXPERIENCE IN THE NPF.
HOW TO ACT A SCRIPT WRITTEN BY POLITICIANS IN THE NPF.
BYE BYE MBU
NIGERIANS OF SOUTH SOUTH GEOPOLITICAL ZONE WOULD ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU FOR ALL THE CONTROVERSY YOU CAUSED IN PH.

Thank you for reminding us... about the above!

Emmm... i am sure EFCC is doing their homework on the incorrigible


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kingkakaone:
I just knew this man must be among due to his actions in Rivers state when he was the then commissioner in the state.
He went too far into politics and that was an issue.

Not just in Rivers State!

The Eediot was the one who Jonathan deployed to Lagos (To aid rigging, not knowing that "PVC nor dey hear liff-am"! ) and he said Police men are at Liberty to shoot at the populace!

We told the clown that Lagos is not Rivers where he can misbehave and we promised him, back then, that his days in the Police force is "numbered".

First, he was deployed to some local spot in the North....... and then finally shafted!

Lesson: Mbu, see yourself! Na so you finish........... l nor tell you?



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LMAyedun:
The level of corruption under this present Gov't will shock the world... We will all get to know this fact in few years time.

Yes, when the time comes, please do not fail to probe them, lock them up and ask them to cough-up our YAMS......... just like Buhari is doing to the Jonathan bunch of looters.

What we would not accept is you #Wailers chanting "Witch-hunt" ... every time our trap catches a YAM-eating fox like Fayose, Olisah Metuh, FFK, Bafarawa, Dasuki, Dezziani Allisson Madueke,Raymond Dokpesi and many more thieves



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3strikes:
Lastpage did you just say you miss us? #brabusvictims

No, it is the "ideas and learning discussions" that l miss........ not the people and their wahala!

#TeamWayForward?



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n3xt:
Saw this and had to explain why it is so based on pics attached.

1. Roof gutter drain. It has a direct link to the chamber which is just about 4.5m away which means cleaning won't be an issue.

2. Atrium drain. There's no way you can do the without trenching in pipes under ground. You just have to do it right!

3 & 4. Roof gutter drains. When pipes are exposed, there's tendency it gets damaged during installation or me outline maintenance by a careless or jittery roof climber.

What usually causes blocked drains is a bad network of pipes. A good example is the 2nd to the last picture you showed above. The zigzag nature of the pipes will always cause a major plumbing issue.

Pipes must have free flow and a gentle slope to prevent blockages. When they do, 99.9% of blocked drains can be cleared with a drain rod.

If this is an industrial project, I'll conceal the exposed drain pipes in the roof attic/ceiling spaces (on both ground floor/first floor) for easy maintenance but this is highly impossible in residential builds with less than 4m headroom.

diordaves:
Why do some landlords encase plumbing work in slabs (decking), block work and foundations? Is it for aesthetics? If yes; why is the need for aesthetics so great that the exigencies of such practice are overlooked? If it's a monstrosity of a building, then it's understandable but for a small family bungalow/duplex, a rental property aesthetics alone just don't make sense. What if there is a leak or blocked pipes and drains? This could be messy to remedy or might even affect the structural stability of the building. Or maybe it's just lazy architecture or mechanical design. This practice is even more baffling with rental properties. Please see pix below.

Nice explanations Brabus.

In addition, there are situations where you just cant avoid conduit plumbing.

For example, in houses where the Upper floor is cantilevered to about 2ft.
How would the waste pipes of the upper floor bathroom/Toilet, go through the Deck Slab, line-up with the wall and then link with the Waste pipe coming from the Ground floor Toilet?

If you can visualise what l am saying, if you dont cut through the Deck Slab or bury the Pipe entirely within the slab, what would happen is that you will be left with a "hanging Waste pipe" which will go through series of angulation , leading to premature blockage!

So, it goes far beyond aesthetics..... it bothers much more on necessity, efficiency and practicality.

I generally dont like "buried things" hence l always do my Electrical wiring using white PVC Structured Cabling but done in a way that it lays flat against the wall surface and when you need to "look inside", you simply use your fingers to pry open-up the PVC covers.

In addition to what Brabus have said, you can also reduce the need to "break things up" by ensuring that you use very strong plumbing pipes, the likes of Kaka, White Tigre, Henco and Technogreen...... gummed together using the best Pipe Gum.



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SeverusSnape:
abeg I no get time for argument, but presently, Nothing is moving in this country. Nigerians are suffering. It's like you're not in the country.

Just look around you, if you are in the South West where l am........... and see the number of NEW private, multi-level buildings going-up daily!

Na sand dem dey use?

if that is "suffering", l beg me l don join this kain suffer o!

Thing is, there are some who can see "opportunity" in the midst of "chaos and complaining"!

Yes, prices are escalating but that is just as a result of the selfish, exploitative nature of we Nigerians.
Any small thing like this, everyone triples the price of goods which have nothing to do with what happened!
Who is to blame for that? The Govt or the People?

"CHANGE" is constant and ever present!




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YourNemesis:
So you are Ijebu.

A million times-over!

Even Jesus na Ijebu, confirm!

But honestly, Ijebu are miles apart, even amongst Yorubas.

Ibo people nor dey fear but when dem hear "Ijebu"...... na to begin shake like shakespear!




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Ofemmanu1:
He was tryin to say na Igbo get money pass.
My friend chijioke couldn't do naming ceremony of his new born, he made us wait for three months before he shared cabin biscuits and sweet.
So pathetic!
No sane Omo Odua dares such horrific st.upidy.
The moment i give birth, i'll invite the whole Nl'ders to come and celebrate with me, by putting on correct laces, golds, shoes, gele & agbada and eating varieties from Amala, efo riro to asorted meats, and catfishes.
Click like if you reject celerating your new born after 3 months with buscuits and sweet.
#Proudly Ijebu, omo alare.

Eweesooo! owo-alare, e'ju noo!

You wan take laugh kill persin here!
Your friend Chijoke dey reserve the money for "spraying", abeg follow chop im "pako biscuit" in the name of love!




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#Rep Ijebu to the core....

bloodyBLOGGER:
Yorubas spray money too and I believe that trend was started by them.

What we can see so far is that the Yorubas spray money at parties and overfeed their guest, while the igbos spray money at parties but starve themselves all in the name of forming "I ate at home before coming, so am too big to eat here".

Is a party not supposed to be a feast of merriment? But you guys think it's just a gathering where you show money. That means banks are also party halls cos people go there to show money.

I disagree!

I have gone to many Igbo parties and hunger will prolly kill you if you have not eaten from home!

They serve Kolanut, ground nut, and some other cheap nuts!
You'll be lucky if they even offer you cold water..... for free.

Look, its not a party they have, its just a "gathering".

A "PARTY" is fun, excitement, food, dance and drinks.......... thats Yoruba party in summary.

OWAMBE ...means "fun dey there"



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examhall3:
Yes!
Dem like food eeh

But Igbo boys no dey use eye see money go use dem Mama do money ritual... just to form "Big Boy"

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BTW: happy people love to eat their own food...... go find out.
Thats why S/West Nigeria remains the best place to live within Nigeria.... no wonder "EMPTY" Ekene Dilli Chukwu to the East, always come back FULL, to Lagos!

Attached below, is the same picture, when flipped Upside Down!

(I hope this helps people with desktop so they dont break their neck! ).

Now, l am still not sure of what is "wow" in the picture so make people with Desktop follow me look o!



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*check tht time on it and you will notice it is flipped

FINgames:
Still trying to see the epicness in the response.

For "stewpid pheople"..... even a fart, is "Epic"!

Its probably the "Epic retiree" that is writing his own"Epic Obituary"!

Abeg, l nor wan laugh too much, its TGIF!




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EteEdoho:
[s][/s]you must be a yoloba!. What made it not to be transparent.

No doubt you are a #wailing IPAD!



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StarFist:
Better... Cos last time I checked, it's not transparent at all.. Only the so called cabal benefited

Its a colossal waste of scarce resources!

That Money should have been channelled into Farming (mechanisation and research), health (equipment like MRI Scanners in public hospitals) and Education (equip more PUBLIC schools with Computers and alternative power supply).

Instead of splashing #3Billion on Nollywood, Govt should have tightened laws on Piracy and Copyright violations so that these artists can reap the fruit of their labour.... instead of some Nnamdi somewhere pirating their intellectual properties.


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SeverusSnape:
Bros how far na?... You scarce o. Abi changi don affect you too?

Yes Oooo.... in a VERY POSITIVE WAY!

Life keeps getting better ...and better. We are the "Change-enablers"!

May God continue to bless all those who are trying their possible best, so that this country and its citizens can live a better life

Corruption is being dealt with, Nigeria is diversifying from its total dependence on a mono-economy of Oil, slowly but gradually, we are being accorded respect in international fora, businesses are beginning to re-gig their thinking, "relative stability" is coming the way of the Naira, Stealing is now corruption, Boko Haram is no longer a "Caliphate" but just a bunch of "hit and run" criminals..... even IPAD "yoots" are embracing change and opting to learn a trade!

I hope you wont continue to resist "The Change" because even your progenitor (Tonye Barcanista), is gradually 'seeing the light'.

Just try and be objective in your thinking.
Always ask yourself: if it were me, what would l have done better.



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Rexnegro:
so to You now if pmb didn't apologize senate go base their reason of impeachment on the aid statement abi? smh...when someone try to be sensible by apologizing una go still say him dey fear again...some people reasoning here on nairaland dey really baffle me

Leave dem naa!

I guess they will even impeach Buhari for too much rain falling!

Infact, they would impeach Buhari because dolts like @SevereusSnape have developed Psychosis.

Wetin we nor go hear for nairaland, from all these hungry and jobless #Wailers?



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SeverusSnape:
Them no born him well make him no apologize.

He knows what's up, any further rubbish from him and impeachment proceedings will commence.

Kudos to those London doctors for resetting Buhari's brain.

Abeg, keep quiet joor!

Buhari is a decent President and is very intelligent.

If something is wrong and he does not correct/rectify it.... Clowns like you will be shouting "Tyrant"!
if he does apologise as he has just done, ....Clowns like you will still be shouting "dem nor born am well".

You wey dem born well, show us one of your family members (not even you) who has achieved one hundredth of what this TWO TIME President and Military General has achieved!

[size=14pt]Shows us, apart from coming on internet to behave like a rabid dog[/size]!


Your bitterness would certainly go beyond 2023...... take that to the bank.




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Jeez!

I never knew this thread could become this boring!

We use to have two, three pages within a few hours in the "good old days"........ but now, we cant even have a 'single page' in 36hrs!

If it continues this way, l bet this wonderful thread, could could go into oblivion in no distant time.

I hope it does not but then, lesson learned: EVERYTHING in Life, comes with it's "[size=14pt]Pros[/size]" and "[size=14pt]Cons[/size]".





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Nasiruddeen:
1. If Buhari prosecutes an Igbo man for corruption, Igbo people will say he's doing ethnic cleansing.

2. If he prosecutes a fellow Fulani man, they will say it's because the criminal is a PDP member.

3. If he prosecutes a fellow APC member, they will say it's because the criminal is giving Buhari a tough time within the party & they're trying to frustrate the accused out of the party.

4. If he prosecutes someone that doesn't belong to any political party, they will say it's because the criminal is an anti-government critic.

They're yet to say whether the person being prosecuted is guilty of the said crime or not. We're simply comedians! I already said it. Buhari's anti-corruption fight won't be possible inasmuch as we keep politicizing and ethnicizing the whole thing. To discover that the same set of people that want corruption stamped out are the same ones saying all these things breaks one's heart.

When GEJ was president, why didn't he also prosecute all the thieves in the opposition? He was trying to be Mr. Nice? Mr. Nice that landed us in what we are in right now?

Get me right. I want Aregbesola's account frozen like Fayose's. But if I'm to distribute gifts to a group of people whose names are on a list, does it matter whether I start from the top, bottom, or middle? The most important thing is that the name of anybody that gets the gift is on the list, isn't it? Ok. What if the gift finishes before it reaches some people?

Well, in this case, it's not exactly the same. Buhari's gift is enough to go round everybody. So no matter where he starts from on the list, nobody will miss out on the gift. And nobody can dictate to him where he should start from. He made the list, not you or me. He that makes the list reserves the right to start anywhere he wishes. Instead of wasting our energy arguing on where he's starting from, we should ask whether someone who doesn't deserve a gift has gotten one.

Very well-said!

We have a "Nation of people" whose "moral compass" is dictated by their "tribal affiliations and hatred for others"!

if every President since 1999 had done what Buhari is doing now (let us even accept it is selective).... this country would have been rid of close to 90% of the looters and criminals in power, especially in the National Assembly!

Jonathan, instead of doing what a President should do (fight criminality and corruption), chose to "go to bed" with those ruining the country, for his own personal benefit and selfish reasons.

Like a Yoruba Proverb that goes (translated): When Trees fall on each other, we dont attempt to 'remove all at the same time', ...we start the removal from the TOP-MOST ONE".

Buhari will not be President forever.
He is removing the "top-most" looters who fortunately happen to be from the (most recent) Jonathan Govt ........and did the most damage.

If the people of Nigeria wills, the next PDP Govt should also probe Buhari and all APC looters.

As far as we the GOOD CITIZENS of Nigeria are concerned, its good-riddance to bad rubbish.
We nor send.




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cktheluckyman:
Funny enough those saying the 2015 Senate rule was forged are unable to produce the 'original' unforged 2015 Senate rule but are rather referring to the obsolete 2011 Senate rule which died with the seventh Senate

You are a PROTOTYPE of that phrase: IGNORANCE is BLISS!!

You are so happy in your blissful ignorance, you deserve to begin a medal.

FYI, the Senate rules of a previous seesion, becomes the Senate rule of the current session.... IF UN-AMENDED.
It just rolls over .

So, asking them to produce the 2015, (while they produced the 2011) should have told you that the 2011 was NOT amended.... and it became the "original" 2015 house rules.
Mathematically, 2011 = 2015 (original).
But we now have a "new" 2015 rule amended by Saraki and Ekweremadu

Having said that, there are "laid-down guidelines and procedures" fro amending a previous house rule, if the need arises.
In their quest for "criminality and unbridled ambition", Saraki and Ekweremadu solicited the help of the House Clerks (Maikasuwa and Eferetu) to "ADD" portions to the rules......... without the knowledge of MAJORITY the members when the NASS was NOT even sitting!

That is CRIMINAL.

Its like President Buhari trying to amend the Constitution.... without following laid down guidelines and procedure, just to favor himself.
If he does that, he will be impeached, pure and simple.



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Jolsnow:
[color=#000033]Was expecting something epic.
Na wa wooo. So she just drink coke comot?[/color]

The story is "bullshyte"!

The fact that she even put her photograpgh shows that she dey find Husband DESPERATELY!

But who wan marry girl wey refuse advances from a married man but does not refuse the COKE of the married man?

Monica nor kill me o, abeegi!



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slap1:
I have lost faith in this useless country and its castrated judiciary.

You are "useless and inconsequential" to the country as well so, make haste and gerrout, ....the country will not miss you and will be happier for it.

Now, do the "needful" and phuck-off to Israel or wherever you think you are from.



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360command:
Nonsense! I hate this country everyday. A president who publicly brought in a fake certificate isn't dealt with by law..
if we were the ones that forge, we would be given 50 years without trial.

This country hates 'GOATS' like you as well.

Bring forward your PROOF that his certificate was fake ...or STFU!

Dolts like you just run your mouth on your free MTN internet because the Govt has not strated enforcing laws about online silliness?

Are you smarter than the trained Lawyer who just "received sense".



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ijustdey:
An Abuja Federal High Court has struck out suite against President Muhammadu Buhari's candidature in the 2015 election over academic qualification.

The Court struck out the suite following an application by the lawyer, Nnamdi Nwokocha Ahaiwe, who had gone to court wanting President Buhari declared unqualified for the presidency, today brought an application for discontinuance of the based of section 50, sub section 2 of the civil rules of the Federal High Court.

The court, therefore, struck out the case.


http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/certificate-court-strikes-out-suite-against-buhari/153300.html

I nor tell you, na dem e go be!
We all knew these cases were borne out of hatred as a result of Buhari trumping their thieving and looting Hero Jonathan, at the polls.
But we also knew such cases were Dead on Arrival, from day one.


I hope @ShowYourCertificate, @Pa Chukwudi44, @SeverusSnake and other anti-Buhari elements will take a cue from the above.

Buhari is "confirmed" and here to stay ......... till 2023.




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Mologi:
people go just take panadol on top person headache...

My fellow Nigerian

Dont mind them.
It is basically borne out of "over-sabi" ignorance".

The tend to mix Culture and Religion together, .....interwined but not exactly the same.

Culturally, Oduduwa is his Progenitor

Spiritually, Jehovah God (the father), is his heavenly father.... just as it is for everyone, including Jesus himself.

Its a take it or leave it situation.



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Mologi:
people go just take panadol on top person headache...

My fellow Nigerian

Dont mind them.
It is basically borne out of "over-sabi" ignorance".

The tend to mix Culture and Religion together, .....interwined but not exactly the same.

Culturally, Oduduwa is his progenitor

Spiritually, Jehovah God (the father), is his heavenly father.... just as it is for everyone, including Jesus himself.

Its a take it or leave it situation.



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blazetitov:
That's not a bizarre question. It is very valid.

There is nothing wrong if one is been invited to clear his or her name. It is only in Nigeria that people will start shouting witch hunt and stir up silly emotional and tribal sentiments.

We need to get serious!

The funny thing is that, they wrote America that they TOOK THEM TO COURT without giving them "AN OPPORTUNITY TO CLEAR THEIR NAME"!

Even Donald Trump replied them by asking: What ELSE DO THEY DO IN COURT.... apart from CLEARING YOUR NAME?

***l just fell down from the 1st floor****



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DanceVille:
I'm very sure he's snatching away their sperm to increase his own sperm count.

Naaaa, he is just a Paedophile!




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