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Politics › Re: Hoodlums Hired To Assassinate Chris Ngige, Arrested In Anambra. Photos by linearity: 6:53pm On Feb 18, 2019

Na wao! Country don spoil, so na dis small kids bi hoodlums?

In those days, when they mention hoodlum like dis, only their face alone, you go know say, na true true...

Because of poverty wey dey land, small pickin wey wey learn to dey wear pant yesterday go dey answer hoodlum and gangster.

Romance › Re: Met A Lady Who Wouldn't Date Any Guy If Marriage Isn't Guaranteed After 6 Months by linearity: 5:21am On Feb 18, 2019

vllar:
So I met this beautiful lady who wouldn't date any guy if marriage isn't guaranteed within or after 6 months. Her decision was admirable. However, I feel that's a very tough task to place on oneself. I was invited to her church only to hear the pastor saying the same thing. What are your thoughts people?
PS: I am not criticizing the decision I just find it strange!!

She is in for many disappointments.

Guys, will promise anything just to get into her pants.

BTW - How do one guarantee marriage to another self? There is no guarantee of tomorrow self.

She is just a learner.

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Politics › Re: Count The Cost: How Is The Posponement Of Election Affecting You? by linearity: 6:04am On Feb 16, 2019

Itzcaleb:
This is sad and terrible as my wedding is slated to hold on the 9th of March. However, I guess its God's plan and accepted in good fate

I guess you meant to say...’in good faith’

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Celebrities › Re: Femi Branch Rants As Trucks Return To Lagos Bridges by linearity: 6:54am On Feb 14, 2019

Smarte724:
It is possible for sanity to return to this country, just that the people at the helm of affairs aren't doing enough

The only reason, they are at the ‘helm of affairs’ is because people at the bottom of affairs keep voting them in and putting them at the helm of affairs.

Romance › Re: A Weekend At Eko [chapter 1] by linearity: 6:14am On Feb 14, 2019

I dey cum

Celebrities › Re: Seyi Hunter: I Took A Break From Acting To Learn More About Sex by linearity: 3:40pm On Feb 10, 2019

Jakumo:
Interesting. A mother of six is proclaiming ignorance about sex. All manner of old, high-mileage, heavily used women are desperate to recapture their virginity, forgetting that the hands of time move ever forward, and NEVER backward.

Maybe immaculate conception is a reality after all ha ha.

Is this the most ignorant post of them all?

Sex Education and human sexuality, is different from giving birth to kids....anyone one of a mature age, who is medically okay can birth as many kids as possible; it does not mean they know a thing about Sex Education.

Sex Education is not the same as fvcking, and we need more of it in Nigeria.

Many Universities in the US have diplomas or certificate program on Sex Education. University of Michigan have a certificate program on it, and you have to take nine courses, and each course is detailed and well structured and you have to write exams, and their courses are accepted as part of the AASECT program in the US and Social workers who take it qualifies for 135 contacts hours towards their continue Ed requirements.

Crime › Re: Nursing Mother Forgets 6-Month-Old Baby In Taxi, Driver Arrested by linearity: 1:43pm On Feb 10, 2019

Loveth2019:
Wow this is really sad. I am sure the mother had lots of things running in her head. This i not me trying to make excuses for her. This is why it is always advisable to hire a domestic assistant that can either take care of the child or even go to the market in her stead. this was totally unavoidable. Some people do not trust domestic helps with their household but trust me i have been there and my cousin and has been there but we all had different notion after we were hooked up with a Domestic staff placement agency in Abuja. these guys had already done all background check and they also trained their staff. In case people are worried about who to contact to hep recruit their domestic staff in Abuja, i think MaidbyPhoenix are the ones to contact. you can visit their website: www.houseofphoenixng./maidbyphoenix or call: 09097293933. I really wish we can always avoid avoidable situations. Everyone be safe out there.

It is sad that, one of those “things running in her head” is not her helpless 6 months old child.

Romance › Re: Guys Can You Marry A Lady Who Once Worked As A Prostitute? by linearity: 4:12am On Feb 09, 2019

Newznow:
I guess this is my problem

The problem you illustrated could also be that, the bolt is way too small...

Romance › Re: Guys Can You Marry A Lady Who Once Worked As A Prostitute? by linearity: 4:05am On Feb 09, 2019

Dannybammz:
If she hasn't contacted any deadly diseases or slept with any of my friends or relatives, why not I'll marry her...afterall everyone has a past

...just wondering how you will know that?

Do they keep some kind of daily body counts and contacts?

Romance › Re: If A Girl Walks Up To A Man And Expresses Her Feelings; Is She Cheap Or Brave? by linearity: 7:14am On Feb 07, 2019

Jayslicky:
There is nothing cheap about that except you paid cash for it, why do guys always think girls did them a favour when they have sex, if u say the girl is cheap then the guy is the same.

Nook dis wan!

Collecting cash is not cheap, it all depends on the amount of cash collected.

Anything below N100k is cheap, but above is okay. USD preferrable and 1000 USD is by no means cheap, your opinion does not count!

Crime › Re: Yahoo Boys And Yahoo Girls Arrested By EFCC In Port Harcourt by linearity: 2:20am On Feb 04, 2019

Two un-used bullet.....but no gun? haba!

It is like owing a two spare tires and no car...abi, dem dey gather the things small small.....?

Crime › Re: Man Steals N660K From Friend’s Account, Nabbed After Posting Pictures Flaunting by linearity: 4:39pm On Feb 02, 2019

Hunry:
u commenters are daft, does ATM give money wrapped with bank paper or rubber band.
the story has a big coma

Use your sense for once...

He stolen the ATM card, come kolobi the PIN.

Visit nearest ATM or even multiple and do ATM transfer to his account...once the money in his account reached the critical mass of his liking or something else giving way...he dump the ATM card.

He then visited a local bank, the rest is history.

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Romance › Re: Is It Right To Date A Lady That Is Older Than You by linearity: 5:55am On Feb 02, 2019

Pafuri:
I personally have never dated a woman younger than myself. Its a question of principle and honor. The younger ones can wait. I need to help the ageing ones, especially in their competition aginst the corvaceous temptresses

@Inked_Nerd: Actually life started with the MAN's spermatozoa. Or, if you want, when HIS spermatozoa met the woman's ova (eggs). It was a voluntary act. So, you could say that the MAN chose to start life. Thus, life started with HIM. Pure science, not myth nor legend as are found in the various scriptures. Respect to the mothers though.

This is the same needless endless chicken and egg question....

If LIFE started with, with the MAN’s spermatozoa meeting the woman’s ova....as you put it life started with HIM.

Based on your arguments and pure science, the MAN you referenced above was dead, I mean had no life, since life started with his spermatozoa.

Let’s stop chasing our tails.

Travel › Re: U.S. Imposes Visa Restrictions On Ghana by linearity: 5:26am On Feb 02, 2019

CHANNELStv2020:
They are always not happy with African countries when they are doing well,for the best months in Ghana the economy has been booming n all of a sudden sanction,the same happened under Jonathan's regime,theses u.s UK n France are curse to Africans n black people

Did you read the article or understand why Ghana was sanctioned?

Any little fallout between the passives ‘big’ guy and the the ‘lilltle’ guy is not because the big guy is out to oppress the little guy....sometimes, it is the little guy’s fault....as the case in point.

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Romance › Re: Consequences Of Sexual Relationship With Ladies In Same Building As A Bachelor? by linearity: 8:39pm On Jan 31, 2019

don’t try it, they will turn to monitor spirit on top your matter.

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Launches Armored Fighting Vehicles, Nigerians React (Photos) by linearity: 7:37pm On Jan 27, 2019

Ndlistic:
With these, Boko Haram Life are seriously in deep danger. This machines of Amored Vehicles is a huge step ahead, see videoHERE

Don’t be too confident.

We have seen and known that Boko Haram captures and uses Nigeria Army equipment, weapons and vehicles to use against them.

Our prayers and hope will be that, these will not fall into the hands of BK to be used against Nigeria military.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Has Insulted The Constitution – Agbakoba Reacts To Cjn’s Suspension by linearity: 11:00pm On Jan 25, 2019

Siddon look

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Politics › Re: Does The President Have The Constitutional Power To Suspend The Chief Justice? by linearity: 7:29pm On Jan 25, 2019

Tetehjewels:
The law says REMOVE and not SUSPEND.

Stop assuming both mean the same thing.

Buhari as President can suspend single handedly but he cannot REMOVE singlehandedly.

Plus let me teach you today since all your years you have been ignorant of this fact.

THE THREE ARMS OF GOVERNMENT ARE NOT CO-EQUAL.

THE EXECUTIVE COMES FIRST AND IS ABOVE THE OTHER TWO

Can you cite any reference to the constitution that states the Executive branch of government is supreme?

Suspension removes the CJN from performing his day to day activities for which a 2/3 majority of the Senate in due difference to the constitution have confirm him to do.

It is the effectively the same as removal.

If the Executive branch can suspend anyone as you are indicating, I guess Buhari can also suspend the Senate President or any Senator?

What is the use of the constitution or democracy if the President can suspend anyone? And you somehow don’t call this dictatorship?

If it is not dictatorship, what is the difference?

I guess the military boyz must be acting constitutionally when they rolled into town and suspended everyone in the 1900s.

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Politics › Re: Does The President Have The Constitutional Power To Suspend The Chief Justice? by linearity: 6:47pm On Jan 25, 2019

MT:
Yes he does. The president can SUSPEND but he cannot REMOVE. A case of Jonathan "suspending" the then CBN governor , Lamido Sanusi readily comes to mind. Also, Jonathan "suspending" Ayo Salami.

CJN is not a carbinet level position as CBN.

It is one of the three co-equal branch of government.

He clearly can’t suspend or remove the CJN without 2/3 vote in the Senate.

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Politics › Re: Does The President Have The Constitutional Power To Suspend The Chief Justice? by linearity: 6:39pm On Jan 25, 2019

helinues:
Yes he does. If you can appoint , you can fire

Though not supporting this wuru wuru

He can’t appoint.... he essentially recommends and 2/3 of Senate appoints, same with firing,

The CJN is a co-equal branch with the Presidency and there is checks and balance in the constitution regarding the independence of the three co-equal branch of government.

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Romance › Re: Angola Is The Latest African Country To Decriminalise Homosexuality by linearity: 1:14am On Jan 25, 2019

ubunja:
Hilarious. So the colonizers made you criminalize gay sex all those years ago, and now you're bowing to pressure from the West to decriminalize the same gay sex... Looks to me like you never think for yourselves. Always doing like you are told.

Africa is very religious, but don’t have a single positive index to show for it.

Nothing, life, safety, peace, human, security, rights, decency, food, property, etc...nothing.

At least in the Bible, when the Israelites were serving God, they were victorious at war, there was peace, food, prosperity, etc.

Makes one think; we don serve the real God in Africa, we are all hypocrites. BTW in Israel from where we got this religion, there is no gay ban and gays even serve in their military and openly.

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Politics › Re: Eligible Voters In Aba Accuse INEC Of Frustration by linearity: 1:46pm On Jan 23, 2019

cosmatika:
Who doesn't know that INEC frustrates potential voters in the SE & SS? In the North, PVC is share house to house, but down here, 500 people will go to collect their PVC in a day, only 20 people will be given at the end of the day. Either they tell you their laptop is down, or they want to go on for launch. After they'll be saying people down south don't vote

Last last, na dem dem.

A man’s mortal enemy is always someone from his own fold.

My point is, the guy sharing PVC house to house in the North, or the guy over seeing the operation or in charge is a Northern.

The guy heading the INEC office in the south and putting road blocks for his fellow kinsmen to collect their cards is a Southern.

There is no grand scheme from INEC headquarters to frustrate Card distributions, all these are local issues to maximize fraud and make some money from the exercise.

Romance › Re: ‘any Vagina Without An Odour, Is Not Original’ – Nigerian Lady by linearity: 2:46am On Jan 22, 2019

Makes one wonder.....how many pvssy she have smelled to have come to that conclusion.

...or she is drawing conclusions based on her own smelly pvssy and having come empty in a quest for a lasting solution to her predicament.

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Crime › Re: White Female Daycare Workers Abusing A Black Kid by linearity: 9:36pm On Jan 20, 2019

LuciferVirgin:
If the black monkey doesn't like it, she can hop onto the nearest ship & get her greasy ass back to her fatherland to suffer.

*spits

Since, this happened in the USA, you can be sure of four things.

1. Those two workers are out of a job as we speak.

2. They will be charged and prosecuted and will get a record and jail time...they are basically ruin for live and always be treated as second class citizens in their own country.

3. The daycare facility will apologize to the parents and offer physiology evaluation and counseling to them and the kid.

4. The facility will offer monetary compensation to the parent and public assurance to all current and future parents that, they will ensure this never happen again.

Where in Africa, can these parent obtain this kind of results and redress. Remember that, child abuse happens even in Africa and the degree of cruelty and harm done to kids, when it occur in Africa are more severe.

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Romance › Re: Why Am I Always Rejected,how Do I Get Out From This by linearity: 4:41am On Jan 20, 2019*

The root of your problem is self confident.

You lack confidence in self and as a result, you look for external validation.

You try to go the extra mile for others, in other to get that external validation.

People around you knows this and they take advantage of it.

Rule No. 1. Fvck everyone.
Rule No. 2. Fvck everyone.
Rule No. 3. Fvck everyone.

Thank me later.

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Family › Re: Is There Anything Wrong With A Wife Buying A Property In Her Name? by linearity: 4:28am On Jan 20, 2019*

her money, her property, her name...wetin concern me.

Go hussy for your own money and you wouldn’t be border a single bit about simple things like these.

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Politics › Re: Zaynab Ikaz-Kassim & Aisha Alubankudi Organized The US Protest — Segalink by linearity: 9:01pm On Jan 19, 2019

OBAGADAFFI:
I knew it was an organized protest from the video.

All protests, rallies, events, etc either for or against a cause are organized. The only unorganized spontaneous protest that I seen are maybe jungle justice meted someone caught doing something the neigbours don’t like.

That said, it should obvious to you that, protest for or against are normal and done by both parties all the time.

I don’t understand the low mentality out rage, that there are some Nigerians who don’t support Atiku and should be accorded their Procter rights to protest without degrading them, that they collected bribe to do what they did.

I know they share like eg 1k-N5k/prosper in Nigeria, how much do you guys think they shared in Washington DC to protest against Atiku? Even if you up it to N10, that is like $30, that is not enough to pay for parking in DC + gas.

Health › Re: Woman In Vegetative State For The Past 10 Years Gives Birth by linearity: 11:32am On Jan 19, 2019

dominique:
Whoever got her pregnant must be a necrophile. Sick people full this world sha

But these oyinbo people are trying, how can you put someone on life support for 10 years and more? I doubt if the average Nigerian will have that kind of patience even if they have the funds and facilities at their disposal.

She was not on life support.

She suffered a near death experience many years ago and lost the use of many of her abilities e.g. ability to talk, walk, etc and needs assistance for mundane day to day activities.

She was at a long team care falicity, people live in places like these for decades, especially the elderly who can’t live by themselves and need company or assistance in carrying out daily hygenic tasks.

In some cases, the Insurance companies who under wrote the risks resulting into the accident picks up these taps, in many other cases the government does. Als, Medical insurance in the US covers these kind of long team end of life cares, just that not everyone goes to an Hospices, some get their care right in their home, where they are visited many times daily, and the house fixed up with alarms, cameras and a panic button.

Phones › Re: How Do You End Call You're Tired Of Without Sounding Rude? by linearity: 12:41am On Jan 18, 2019

interswitch:
Wale, let me call u back pls

Wale is my neighbour, the most annoying talkative i've ever met

This is not good, you are promising to call him back....be nice don’t get yourself into unnecessary promises...

Simply say....

“I get to do something now, please can we talk later?”

Agreed, you are asking him a question, but you have prefix the question with a task you get to do now and his or her response would be YES.

Since both of you agreed to end the call and you didn’t give him any promises to call, no one is under any obligations.

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Romance › Re: My Family Is Tearing Apart...im Officially Depressed! by linearity: 10:20pm On Jan 17, 2019

kylie17:
hello my nairaland family,im kinda a little popular on romance section so i created this new acct.
I'll be turning 19 in few weeks time and i feel I'm too young to be going through this emotional roller coaster. last month i saw my dad cry for the 1st time in my life and it broke me,mydad is completely broke and old very frail and yes he may have made some poor decisions with money but he doesn't deserve what he is going through,what my mom and elder sister are putting him through,my mom has been acting strangely to my dad of late and I can smell the subtle disrespect for him(because he hasn't been providing and mom isn't working)...

My elder sister is the one feeding the family and dad has refused to ask or collect money from her cos he acts very principled and according to him she has no verifiable source of income and he suspects men are giving her the money(i also observed he may not be far from the truth)..from the look of things it seems my mom and elder sister have ganged up against him,i spoke to him yesternight(on phone)and it turns out he's having severe heart palpitations.

As i speak to you now he hasn't returned from the village since December 29(though he may not admit it)i know its cos he doesn't have the money(i even wonder sometimes if he is eating well)as a 19yr old i don't know what to do my hands are tied,i do not want my dad to collapse and die(cos i would just kill myself),so i know this is probably a weird thing to do,(he would probably scold me if he knows I'm doing this)but...

I'll appreciate it if good and kind hearted nairalanders help credit his acct:with whatever you can let go of,nothing can be considered too small acct no:0131390389 guarantee trust bank(gtb) ITS AN APPEAL TO THE GOOD PEOLPLE OF NAIRALAND E.G IF 10PEOPLE TRANFER 200NAIRA THAT WOULD BE 2000NAIRA..which would go a long way..ACCT DETAILS:0131390389(gtb).

LALASTICLALA
SEUN

HELP A YOUNG GIRL,HELP HER DAD. please for those who say they'll prefer to send to my acct here it is ACCT:0232374565 (gtb)

Romance › Re: Why Is It So Hard To Fake A Correct Recharge Card Pin? by linearity: 9:21pm On Jan 16, 2019

Ranchhoddas:
I'm sure you think you've said something intelligent.
You are a dumbass and you are not worth my time.

Bros, I beg make you no vess....just as you said, it could just be possible....you can go ahead and try it....while you are on it, start with these first set of randomly generated possible recharge card PIN codes:

PIN 1 -> 1 1 0 8 0 2 0 2 3 5 4 7 6 3 6 3
PIN 2 -> 3 7 5 2 1 7 3 6 9 8 8 8 4 2 1 9
PIN 3 -> 2 8 4 8 2 0 1 3 2 2 1 6 6 6 7 4
PIN 4 -> 8 6 7 1 4 2 8 3 3 2 9 4 9 7 0 4
PIN 5 -> 7 0 4 5 5 8 2 0 5 6 7 7 9 2 0 5
PIN 6 -> 4 5 2 9 2 3 7 8 0 0 4 8 1 5 3 3
PIN 7 -> 0 5 8 9 1 8 8 6 7 4 7 6 9 2 7 2
PIN 8 -> 5 7 1 4 3 3 0 6 6 4 3 1 4 5 2 8
PIN 9 -> 6 5 8 0 5 2 7 8 4 5 8 4 2 5 5 0
PIN 10 -> 9 0 5 2 6 4 3 4 5 2 8 8 4 7 5 3

Good luck!

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Romance › Re: Why Is It So Hard To Fake A Correct Recharge Card Pin? by linearity: 8:18pm On Jan 16, 2019

Ranchhoddas:
It's not impossible. The odds are just low.
If you persist you'll get it eventually. This is why you are barred after three attempts.

Stop dreaming, go look for a real job as it appear that you have a lot of free time to spare.

You wouldn’t try up to 10 random PINs on your way to 1 quadrillion aka 1,000,000,000,000,000 before they blacklist and block your number.

It is an exercise in futility, if you go get a new SIM card and permisisted, they will just trace you using your phone IMEI number and send the Police your way to arrests you for fraud and attempting to hack into their network.

If dat side open, you think say people for neva use am blow? No bi to just just print random recharge card numbers and sell them in bulk for bi the format?

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