₦airaland Forum

agedmanng: You can pretend you didn't see the comment. Remain good dear.

Thanks jare.. I won't feed the troll next time

DopeAngel: from the look of things.. I can say ur whole make up kit aint worth #3000

Now I can really see something is itching you. I'm what you wanna be and can't be. Deal with it. And yeah, it isn't up to 3K. Anything else?

DopeAngel: you have the problem of low self esteem.

Are you mad? See this fool telling me I have low self esteem just because I happen to like makeup? Please don't anger me this early in the morning. Face your people with high self esteem please.

Some Nairalanders just think they can use the anonymity of the Internet to lash out with their frustrations. Mind yourself please.

I can. But i rarely do. Why should I not be at my best? Makeup boost a woman's self confidence... at least me. but that doesn't mean I'm not comfortable in my skin. I just happen to like makeup and that shouldn't be a crime sometimes I'm too tired to apply anything cos that thing takes too much time.

I was to go to a wedding last week and turned the bathroom into a war zone with makeup. Lmao.

What does this two names mean please?
1. Kodilichukwu
2. Kamsiyonna.

My friend here named her babies those names and has refused to tell me their meanings

Datanonymous: Mehn... Thanks dear... So how would you advice I go about the transfer.... $5k dollars I need to get into my USA account from my GTB account?

ATM. I think you can withdraw 1K at a go. Or better still try another store that Sell's money order. It might work. My card worked at my school's student Union Building caf when I bought a coke last week, I wanted to use it yesterday and it didn't work.

You could call GTBank too, my friend did and her card works just fine now.

Datanonymous: Hi peeps... I just noticed GTB MasterCard doesn't work in Walmart stores. Is it just me biko? Anyone had this issue before? I tried purchasing a money order today a day gbam!! Been there for hours. Please I need help.

It's not just you. It doesn't work anymore. Use an ATM.

debrihachi: Wah Kinda concealer can I use? da one I v doesn't wipe off

Depends on what you wanna use them for. I use the ones in the picture and they all wipe off. What's the product you're using?

I use the first two and the last one when on my face directly and I use the third one just to define my brows. They all clean up good and are L'Oreal products. Only the third is Covergirl.

You might wanna buy makeup removing wipes too. the Neutogena type..

This thing can like to waste someone's time when you're trying to go early somewhere. It's even turned me into a makeup and makeup tools junkie. Anytime I go to a store, I buy an item of makeup... Sadly I can't seem to stop

Bobbystanley: What about me?

I am born of Nigerian Parents but decided to play for India national team.

I wouldn't want to play for a clueless Coach like Keshi and play with a snail that calls himself Mikel Obi.

Lmao. And then you woke up

donnypool: i know your type, looking for who to pick insults with....

gtfo my D*CK

You're crazy. And I wasn't even riding on you yet. Stop acting like the dude you're not.

donnypool: Smh, i give up on you

Give up on yourself. Instead of forming English Language professor on Nairaland put your knowledge to use in a classroom.

P.S: I had expected you to give a correct version of her "bad" English

donnypool: hope you are still learning english?

And please, do tell me what's wrong with her English?

Ademolapaul: lol,on point...u don enter tired

I loved Lagos buses then . One of the things I miss about Naija

CFCfan: Chai! Some boys no send

The boy was not even fine sef. Red Oyinbo boy like this.

CFCfan: For real? lmao

I swear. She was in line to buy something in school and the guy was just leaning in on her. I was behind her on the queue so she texted me to check the guy out for her. That was how I caught him sniffing. Imagine?

And someone will tell me white people are not weird?? Na so one dey sniff my friend hair on a queue

11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.

12. The one that will buy boiled eggs, gala, Lacasera, pure water and so on eat all through the journey. They will chew like locomotive engines when they eat their bounty and if you're lucky they might even throw grenades (Farts)

13. The fat woman that is supposed to pay for two seats but will pay for one and you will be squeezed like tuna in a can.

14. The newspaper borrower

Oh, I could go on and on!! Lagos is in a class of its own mehn. I don miss

godG: Sent. Thanks.

Will check now..

My mama nearly killed me with those she's a teacher and you know the rest. Yoruba moms don't play

I definitely will do it to my kids too. If the kid like make e call police for me, he/she will be dead before they come here

godG: Bless you. Mo mo l'oore o.

Kò t'ópé bro

godG: Dear MsNas, you have got a mail. We would appreciate your reply as soon as you can, ma.

I'm sorry. Busy has been my first name since school started. I will check and reply ASAP.

slimmy05: The price further affected it. Imagine then price of IPhone 4? Its still on the high side like BB, its just one phone kids acquire now and call to disturb on how to subscribe for bb10 daily plan.

Babe, that phone needs a sister and preferably and S range

Lol. And a sister it is getting very soon..

slimmy05: palasa means outdated and cheap article.

Yeah. So why were you telling me the price of the phone when I already know it's outdated? I quoted Amefrica just to laugh at his post about everybody in America using high Tech and latest gadgets when it's clearly not the case and I used myself/my phone as a reference point.

I see what you're talking about anyways.. kinda

slimmy05: That's true. But they got connectivity 24/7 and that's what matters.

I use a tecno, I got it at discount with my company. Its not the usual tecno.

Z10 is 35k for new one in Nigeria now. Even the z35 self na cheap particle. Techno, infinix more expensive than bb

Lmaoo. Did I say it was expensive? You don't know what palasa means right?

Idowuogbo: You like this one? Asewo Swagz

Me sef go upload mines soon. Make I look for something to wrap around my ankle first

PS: I Loveee those sneakers of yours

Modified: Hehe. That's a picture of my own anklet too. I had to improvise tho. Na my neck chain I use, So now I be ogbonge ashawo!

greggng: Any girl with that chain on her ankle is evil. They will steal ur luck and report their progress to the ocultic sect they belong to. Don't even near them. I removed one of the chains from a lady and I placed it on the fire to burn cos I suspected the lady must ve used it to hipnotise me. To my surprise it was snake that came out of the fire. Pls beware of such girls

Hmmmm! Àkíìkà!!

Idowuogbo: I b confam ashawo ooo

Lmaoo. Me too, cos I'm getting me an ankle chain today today

MissMeiya: I'm sure they already do. Nigerians focus on the wrong things.

Don't mind us. Na we dey sin pass, and we are also hypocrites of the highest order! If i wear ankle chain and you don't like it....Well. sucks for you cos you're views are inconsequential. As long as my parents aren't forbidding me to wear it and Oga doesn't care.. I'm in the clear

Say what? Ankle chain makes people look like prostitutes or Lesbians? Smh. Maybe they aren't looking classy enough. I went to a Naija wedding yesterday and seeing a girl rock ankle chain made me wanna get one.

Infact, I don vex. I dey go JC Penney go buy ankle chain Prostitute ko, Ashewo ni. Nigerians and warped mentality! Why don't you say wearing waist chain or neck chain or even dangling earnings makes people look less respectable?

Amefrica: You mean to say 95% While the remaining 5% use Samsung GalaxyS5

No be only S5, S6 ni! when I'm still stuck with my palasa Z10 here? You'll be surprised at the amount of Americans who don't even have smartphones.