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Mine was just 7-8days. She said her church doesn't permit sexual relationship. I was just 18, she'd just turned 17.
She's isn't the churchy type but she has this weird vibe when ever we were together. I guess she did us both a favour.

Another lasted about 2 months. I used her to get over my Ex. I was selfish and childish then; I deeply regret what I did till date. If karma comes, I'll just calmly embrace her

The day my I found a love letter a fellow student wrote to a girl back in Jss2. I foolishly copied the copied the letter in another piece of paper so I can blackmail him because I never liked the dude. I don't know who found the letter but it turned around on me. Yeah, talk about backfiring. Everyone thought I wrote the letter.

The day a girl asked me out when I was in SS2 (My first gf). I avoided her for days because i was scared. Thank God I had an updated older brother who put me through. It was also the first time I'd press boobs in an empty class, I was in Nirvana that day. She wanted me to suck them but I was scared of getting caught.

The day I found another dude wooing my gf and she was all smiles, I felt heart broken, I couldn't eat well for days.

The day the hottest girl in school told my friend she wanted to see me in private. I didn't honour it because I was scared as fvck! Yeah, I was like Steve Rogers, scared of females back then but my older brother was like the Tony Stark when it comes to females. I took my mother's shy nature I guess.
But it all changed the first day I stepped into the university campus. I was getting laid right, front and center because I couldn't care less. It was like the beast was finally awaken

Truth is, we have all KnT'd consciously or unconsciously, especially if the girl isn't someone you regard as a girlfriend or someone you are in love woth, probably just a FWB or one-night-stander. Nobody is a saint abeg, stop the hypocrisy.

Most guys invite runs girl over and believe all girls are the same. Sometimes for a girl to come visit you means she's gotten to that level of trust.
I always set the mood for it to happen by playing with her, then I try to kiss her. Most of their response are positive and we move it up a notch.

Few I have invited aren't into runs but from our chats and phone conversations it is obvious it's gonna happen. Still I don't make the move though, the mood just comes by and i grab it.
Some guys are potential rapists and they are disgusting. I mean c'mon, mehn.

Mine happened when I was still in school, 300lvl to be precise. I just got back from exam runs, we have known each other for few months, so I ran into her on my way back. She asked me where I stay, I pointed a building few meters from where we were standing. She said, she's coming to see me, let her just drop what she bought from a kiosk. Brethren(sighs), I thought I was finally going to hammer this hottie, mind you, I have never invited her to my place or even mentioned anything like that.
After waiting few hours....then many hours, babe never show. I believe 2face got the inspiration to write that song from my experience.
The mistake I made was calling to ask if she was still coming. I knew I had given her the edge over me.
The following year, we met in church and she asked me where my new apartment is located, I told her the name and place, then she said she was going to come visit, na so guy man bounce her request. I told her not to bother herself, that I am very busy with projects for my clients and I need 100% focus. I left her there with her mouth slightly open in shock......and to crown it all, my hot girlfriend, now ex, came to meet me while we were talking. Yeah, bxtch, you ain't all that

I hate it when a lady talks too much. Some even fake their accent(total fvcking turnoff).

Fiddling with your phone while I am talking to you, there by giving me monosyllabic replies.

Telling me about her family's accomplishments, the type of people she knows(connection) and roll with.

Taking unnecessary phone calls, just to feel important or popular.

Fixing long nails, there by restricting you from handling the cutleries properly or expressing yourself while eating.....
And lots more

Because my parents are doing fine, they believe I always walk around with a duffle bag filled with wads of cash. Them no know sey my papa money no be my own. I am trying to make my own without their help but e no easy at all.

Ladies tend to believe I have series of girls lined up at my gate but them no know wetin dey sup. I am a one woman type of guy, double-dating is stressful. There was a time I was single without sex for about two years(lack of opportunity and I am very picky when it comes to my type woman).

Ladies also believe I am too proud(to an extent though) but I hardly talk to the hottest or prettiest girls in the crowd because I don't like giving them that luxury of inflating their ego or number asslickers...I also don't like talking to ladies I don't fancy.

People tend to think I am cocky but actually, I just like selling myself good.

When I make a joke about how good I am(most times sarcasm) people tend to believe I like praising myself.....

Because I am tall with a kinda good physique, they believe I am fearless and can always be called to defend the defenseless.

Last Born Association of Nigeria, South South branch headquarters
Omo them send me message die. I grew with the mentality of doing things myself because there's no one to send little errands. Till date it is hard for me to send little kids on errands.
I was stubborn as fvck while growing up but my big brothers use beating and intimidation reset my head. I became a weakling at a point till i got into the university and reclaimed my old self where i had to defend myself.

No regrets being the last child. I had full access to all what my older siblings didn't have, especially after they all graduated from the university, it was like all their pocket money was chanelled to my account. Sweet!

Total dumb way to go about recording your intimacy with your partner. Why not let the guy hold the camera while hitting it and recording it same time thereby shielding both faces from appearing. Then it will just be her behind and his joystick on display.

We are not all saints but there are smart ways to go about things like this. Sorry about her case but her foolishness did the damage. We can't "unsee" or "unwatch" some things

Nobody is saying anything about the guy here. Dude lasted only 97 seconds. WTF!

I don't give what i can't take. Two things i can't let go. Cheating and bad character; My ex never cheated on me but her character was so bad because she's pretty with this killer shape that can make a man cry, so she thinks she can always get away with any thing because guys were hovering all around her which contributed to her big ego and toxic character.
When i had had enough of her bad character, i dumped her without thinking twice. I can't be dwelling on a trophy girlfriend with no peace of mind. Many folks envied us but them no know wetin man dey face for house

Never take your relationship online. Call me paranoid but it is better to be safe than sorry. My ex always pestered me to always upload our pictures together but i blatantly refused(i wasn't cheating, not just fan of public display of .y affairs). When we are not together, i upload her pictures on WhatsApp, that is after blocking everybody(family, friends, business clients and foes) from viewing except her two close friends. After we broke up, only her close friends and mine knew about.

I don't know why people feel if they don't bring down the heavens, their prayers won't be answered. How can one foolishly come out by 3am with a megaphone and start shouting, yelling all in the name of preaching based on repentance, chasing away the little sleep/rest one has managed to get. This thread is just the perfect reason to confront him on next occasion and probably put fear in him.

This is why till date i respect Jehovah Witness, Latter Days and the likes; you can only tell there's a service going on when you see their members going into the building.

My mother's shy nature. She's an introvert as well. I don't like meeting people, and I shy away from conversations and i don't like going out Thank God for the University, i decided to come out of my shell but once i while, i go back in.

My dad is a smart and intelligent man. He's funny(crazy sense of humour) as fvck, and the king of sarcasm, you can never be bored when he's around, stubborness (my stubborness is the conserved type) and lastly, his height. My old man is over 6ft. I got those traits from him

I feel this write up is not rich enough. I was expecting more and yeah, better.
The most important are Skills and Connection. The person above me who stated something about our graduates knowing little or nothing, is 100% right. Back then in school, my CR and his clique knew nothing. I was shocked when i discovered they all graduated with a 2-1, and got immediate employment in government establishment at Abuja during their service year.

Most graduates know nothing while leaving school. All they did was buy their way right from UTME to final paper. I had a small talk with a self-acclaimed civil engineer, he told me how he paid money or used expo for almost all the courses he sat for. Telling me reading is a thing of the past. Later you'll want JB or Arab Contractors to employ such person in the future. Or a computer science graduate who thought Notepad++ is a programming language and HTML is a type of server-side database. So sad

Jonathan39:
Your approach is called the masters Approach. When you dump a girl who draws too much attention from guys. She will always see you as a pro

I swear down, bro. Till now she's not gotten over it. She's indirectly begging but her pride won't let her come clean.
I don't care how beautiful or hot a girl is, once she starts messing up and do not want to own up or change, I show her the exit. I cherish my peace and sanity over beauty. I told her straight up "Your beauty and hotness just attracts we men, but your pride and character will let us run out faster than usain bolt".

With the way people have been ranting about this jersey bringing bad luck, me sef kon dey fear to buy the jersey. This is the most beautiful super eagles' I have jersey ever since I started following soccer. There's something unique about it, especially the font color clicking well with the Jersey

Less than a week after i dropped my pen during the WAEC/NECO exams. Fresh out of high school, i went in search for a job, got a factory job and worked for almost two years before i decided to face school squarely because the little salary was getting into my head. My parents are comfortable but i prefer making my own money in any little way. I started shopping on my own, bought my first phone, even paid the light bill on several occasions. Bought clothes for my little nephews staying with us and Mumsy as well, Dad no offense.

When i got into the University, I decided when to come home or stay back in school to catch small groove and probably hustle small cash. The day they saw me looking at a bet slip and my Mom was shocked when she asked me if i do play "bet9ja". I replied " Yeah, is any thing wrong with that?".
The first day i got laid, pheew! My oh my! I thought i was gonna be a Dad sooner than I imagined.

I blame guys when i see topics like this littering NL. I mean, c'mon, mfkr! You guys notice these red flags yet choose to remain in a one-sided relstionship, reducing your status even below Beta male.
Once i notice strange character(s) from no where and i try to reason with you and yet you still tryna prove stubborn. I'll just go ghost mode on you totally. I dumped my ex like this when she started misbehaving because she's very pretty with this banging body, believing every guy must worship at her feet, but not me. I know how to put them in their place once they start feeling like a G6

E shock am when she asked about "us" and i told her i have found another woman. She never believed in her wildest dream I'd ever dump her. This is a girl guys are begging to date but me dump am sharperly before she makes the first move on me. Never kill yourself over a woman, because there's one dude who is even tired of her. I didn't want to end it because i still loved her but i had to dump her first thereby giving me the upper hand and still retaining my respect and status.

No be every day dem dey born fine boy na

Timsilver:
just reply the notification you get in your mail andn the conversation can continue from there. it's that easy.

I have replied you. You can go ahead to hit me up on WhatsApp

I hate it when i have a misunderstanding with someone, he then goes to make a call to his guys just because of one person. Why not face me man-to-man. I remember when i challenged a guy(probably a cultist). Na so the fóol wan run make call. I challenged him in public to face me directly instead of being a püssy and calling other guys just to outnumber and face only me.

If this watch can just tell me the outcome of Chelsea's game against Man City (correct score) let me just stake all i have, I'll be glad

In sane climes, Military personnels call us Sir/Ma'am when addressing a we civilians but here just being a civilian is a crime to them. That's why i always avoid them at all cost. I once tried to state and stand by my right but we all know how it turned out. All believe they are above the law and no one can do any thing about it or put them in check. Glorified cultist is what most of them are

Iwobi, fine boy with swag. I enjoyed his short time on the pitch when Everton played Soton. I think this guy plays better when he comes off the bench

I like that portrait. I wanna get one for my partner but wanna do it myself(I have something entirely different in mind). Who knows where I can get the frame and the 'paper' used in making it?

I don't like violence but sometimes we need situations like this to spice up games. Just like how Ronaldo shoved Pep Guardiola which caused serious issue during El Classico sometime back. Who watched Kaiser Chiefs game against Orlando Pirates game?

Skepticus:
I don't think he is new. I've been seeing his comments on Ubunja's posts.

Some guys quote the original posts as Ubunja's truths often get deleted by the mods sometimes.

Maybe it's a way of keeping his own copy. Lol

Bro, I don't know about you but the shii is sobdamn annoying. He should have just mentioned the OP's username instead of quoting the whole writeup just to get his attention. I mean, c'mon,mehn!

I have seen many people do this but I just can't take it any more. Ahan!

Her body spray must be pretty strong.
Kidding o before I get a bullet to my head.

But for real, how does displaying bad character help one become a role model. I wonder what freak people when they meet the so called celebs. I met Rita Dominique at ICM, I just admiring her beauty, and just smiled at her, no big fuss about it

This was how that lady tried to record and mock Success but it turned out to be a big big blessing for little Success. Now the lady started looking for compensation, trying so hard to be regarded as a stepping stone for little Success.

That Rain Company giving free internet data for one year, chai! Na that offer sweet me pass

Blinkers:


My man is back like I thought he would!

Jesus! Bro, are you new here? You didn't have to quote the whole page just to comment or pass a message.

Angelfrost:
Sigh... Someone needs to either investigate or research how Lionel Messi takes these 25 to 30 yard free kicks... This has gone beyond ridiculous.

Utterly speechless!!! Messi is far removed from every other footballer. What the fvck!!!

Bro, I think he scored 3 penalty kicks yesterday. He has turned free kicks to his just-like-every-other-day thing. No big deal. I don't know about Pele, Maradona and other legends but Legends like Messi are born once in a thousand years.

I have heard many rumours about Messi having like an edge over coaches when it comes to making decisions. He however denied it and said he only gave his opinion as a captain nothing more. I love Messi but when two or more people have said something similar to this kind of issue, I suspect truly, Messi may just be masking himself as a humble person just like Mo'Salah

Timsilver:
Man, I dey find you. You have not replied my gmail. Send me your contact let's talk.

Sorry, bro. I thought I had replied you already or you sent me another message? I don't get how this thing email thingy works on Nairaland