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MrFerrari:
I created this monicker to hide my identity.

I am a political appointee working as an aide to my state Governor. My girlfriend came over to my office with her friend who just got posted for her NYSC and seeking for a PPA

I gave them a note to take to the ministry she said she wants but they came back telling me they were told the Commissioner wasn't on seat. Knowing fully how the system works, I realized they were just diplomatically chased out cos they don't have an appointment with him.

So we drove out all three of us, went over, met the commissioner and explained what I want. He immediately directed she starts her documentation right away hence, my babe and I had to leave her over there and head back to my office.

Seeing that it's already minutes pass 5pm and the official quarters of the Govt House was empty, we decided to have a quick one with my babe in my office, believing that no any other government functionaries is on seat as the car park was kinda empty.

Just as we were in the middle of it, the SSG and Chief Protocol Officer drove in and on seeing my car, they came over to my office (we no even hear anyone knocking sef) . So they decided to peep thru the window as they were a bit worried seeing that my car was there but my office is locked from the inside.

To cut long story short, I was caught red handed making out right inside the office. Though none of them is my direct principal but the Governor himself, I'm afraid they might stylishly leak it out cos we had some problems with the SSG two weeks ago.

Now should I face him and plead he covers my arse or I should just wait and see if he might not even take the issue up to the powers that be?

Kindly help a brother pls.

Mr Ferarri, sorry for your predicament. Abeg come and give my younger brother job please. He is an economics grad, even if its to intern

everybody don de follow wear coat

i got the same email from world remit and another message from a different money transfer agency i use. Apparently it comes into effect today. One would think that a country where salaries are owed civil servants for 6 months, private sector laying off workers, cost of living and basic necessities are on the high, internal revenue is low, the government and its cohorts would reason and not stop cashflow from abroad but they say common sense isnt common.
This government is not a govt of the people. They have lost touch with the citizens who voted them in. They ignore the voice and the cries of their people. Perhaps because they have billions stashed up in their accounts and therefore assume that they are exempt from the suffering.

They shouldnt worry, until hungry citizens start kidnapping their families due to starvation, perhaps only then will they realise that the change the sold to Nigerians isnt the change Nigerians asked for

it is you who believes she is cheating therefore the onus is on you to end the marriage rather than misbehave

You are not sure yet you stopped performing your marital obligations ie denied your wife of her conjugal rights? whether she asked or not?

Can you beat your chest in confidence and confirm you have never cheated in marriage?
can you confirm in confidence that your actions havent led your wife to act out against you?
can you confirm that if the tables were turned, and your wife chooses not cook for you, sleep with you, acknowledge you because she has suspicions of your fidelity even when not proven, you will be absolutely fine with her?

Your first responsibility as a man is to "Love your wife AS YOURSELF". thats what the bible says....so whatever you know you wont tolerate, what you cant do to yourself, then dont do to your wife.
even the law says he who seeks equity must come with clean hands

In i am akanmi's voice

Lagos boy
The mango
The husband of an adulteress
The 5k every Saturday and 3K every tuesday husband
The wife beater
The man that cannot sh**g his wife
The man that can hide in lagos for 30 years unseen

Your time has come, go and show awa police how to be a man..... or better yet, join awa soldiers in Sambisa.....Devil face!!!

since you are so sure she is cheating, why wait? why not separate and eventually divorce? whats the point of playing a cat and mouse game?

Not Surprised. The same region that counts goats, cows and camels as human beings, consider a 6year old as matured to be a wife and mother, will of course consider an 8yr old, educated and learned enough to be a teacher

before i can properly comment, it is only fair we ask to see the size of the Organ in comparison to the size of her husband's organ.

Jokes apart, this man never married this woman, he only promised to marry her but is yet to marry her. She is only a mistress so until he can prove he has paid her brideprice, he should gerrarahia mehn with his uncomparable non functional organ

Times like this requires Kanwulia, callotti's imput abeg

Ekun oko iyawon oya niso loke bareke - can someone please interpret this statement.

You don't submit 2 a stranger....you fall in love with each other and naturally, mutual respect follows which in turn births submission.
Men often fail to realise that women love to please a man whom they know loves and treats them well.
Even the bible says "Men love it wives AS YOURSELF" So what u know that u can't tolerate as a man, do NOT subject ur wife to.

Very good. . ..now the woman will get the opportunity to remarry a MAN not a boy.

Beautiful Africa .....Beautiful Nigerian culture...to all the non eastern Nigerians viewing this thread; to the non Nigerians n Africans viewing this, please savour our VERY rich culture.
Proudly nigerian

So i recieved the email below....I guess they have changed tactics

Good Day to you My Dear friend,

I am Mrs.Rachel H. Dolezal, I am a US citizen, 59 years Old. I reside here in Jacksonville Florida. My residential address is as follows. 11287-5 Estancia Villa Cir, Jacksonville, FL, 32246, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich, I am one of those that took part in The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation NNPC Oil Compensation award payment in Africa many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over US$26,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.

So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, AS I where been directed by the ( US homeland security) Director's to contact and meet Barrister George Alex, who is a member of NNPC COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE and representative of the FBI in Africa, so I contacted Barrister George Alex and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.


He took me to the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation NNPC paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $18.5 Million United States Dollar, Moreover,Barrister George Alex, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your email address as one of the beneficiaries, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people,
they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Barrister George Alex. You have to contact him directly on this information below.

COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
Name : Barrister George Alex(Esq)
Email: bar_georgealex0@qq.com

You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.

The only money I paid after I met Barrister George Alex was just US$585 for the paper works, take note of that.

As soon as you contact him he will send you the payment information which you are to use in sending the payment to him in order for him to obtain the document from the court of law there in Nigeria so that your fund can be transfer to you without
any delay just the way mine was being transfer to me.

Send him the following details if you know you are ready to have your FUNDS so that as soon as he receive your information he will send to you the payment details for sending him the US$585 that is needed for him to get the document that is needed to
make the transfer a successful one and that is that only payment i made to Barrister George Alex and he help me in the transferring of my FUNDS and i most say that you have to contact him so that he will help you the way he help me to Get my FUNDS without any further payment.

Fill Out the information to him if you are ready to get your FUNDS

Your Full Name:...............
Direct Phone:....................
Your Full Home Address:....................
Country.................
Occupation:.....................
Gender:.........
Age:..............

Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Barrister George Alex so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Be Blessed.

Mrs.Rachel H. Dolezal.
11287-5 Estancia Villa Cir,
Jacksonville, FL, 32246e, FL, 32246


#lalastical

Hmm mm. Cele and juju.....birds of the same feather

Great news. Wish her a happy married life

Lekki, Banana Island, VI, heck the whole of lagos is built on water and/or a lake....

So because your wife is now gainfully employed she has left you? Because her boss is an ex means she has left you? Does it mean every married woman who puts her dreams and goals on hold, to build up a home, raise her children till they are old enough to be in boarding school and then decide to return to work are automatically dating the men in their office?
Only GOD knows what you put the woman through to the point where she has to take a Job so far away in the east and the fact that she is desperate enough for an income Of her own that she takes an offer with an ex shows that you never treated her right the last 16 years.

God knows when women go back to their ex's its because their husbands havent turned out to be the angel he pretended to be.

Dude search yourself, you may get all the satisfaction from the comments of unmarried hormonal men bashing your wife but at the end of the day, they are not the ones who sacrificed with you the last 16 years. They are not the ones who sleep with you at night even when you are ill or when not in the mood. They are not the ones who bore and cared for your kids.
Not every woman will leave a 200k + job and relocate to be a housewife only to return to a 40k monthly job if she hasnt been through hell and back due to failed promises.

Perhaps, you are the type of man that she has to write letter to request money for pads, cosmetics, hair, maggi etc perhaps you are the type of dude she has to justify why she wants to make her hair monthly, perhaps, just perhaps....we only have your words of how wonderful a husband you have been.

Enjoy the bashing and insults your other half recieves from this public forum....I hope you find the succor you so much desire
Lord deliver us from Sons of Saul!!

Look at this shameless serial adulterer....akuna kuna...male LovePeddler! !!

After cheating on your wife with a runs woman (that has now moved a toy boy in to her house) u r coming here to disturb our lives with regrets.

U never begin regret o. I only feel sorry for your wife who lacks dignity to move on. Nor the foresight to realise that staying to work things out with you after every babe has seen ur rod will expose her to all manner of STDS which will result in untimely death 4 her.

Look at the effontry n arrogance u hv to declare boldly that because ur wife offended you, u choose to cheat on your marriage vows ....if everyman/woman cheated on their spouse because they felt slighted then there won't be marriages.

You want to eat your cake and hv it. Please do us and ur wife a favour, leave u here do that she can focus on people who actually want her in their lives not some manchild that's controlled by his hormones .
Perhaps she might also find peace, self worth, confidence n love again

Pls drop her number. My brother will like to counsel her

Fmartin:
y won't i ? When the husband in question is my relative

Oga because he is your relative doesnt mean you shouldnt mind your business. Busybody peoples!!

You said he hasnt married her traditionally or legally so why are you taking Panadol for another person's headache? Someone that cannot afford to marry a woman the right/proper way shouldnt be humping and puffing if he is denied the right to be a father.

And OP, you really need to MIND YA BUSINESS.... GOd deliver us from relatives that will carry our matter to the market square for gossips ....all because they are looking for cheap popularity aka frontpage....mtsheeww

Maybe the man has been sh*gging the dog and is upset his wife beat his side piece
It happens

hehehee, so are muslems allowed 5 wives? People keep twisting religion to suit their selfish needs.

They ll pick parts of religion and mix it with "culture" then claim it is religion and kill/vilify/oppress anybody who disagrees otherwise

Let me break it down to you. You are not a child. You are 19. If you are hungry, go into the kitchen and cook or better yet, get your sister to cook.

You dont expect a woman to go into the kitchen to cook for adults. If you want her to treat you like her child then accord her the same respect you ll accord your mother (hard abi?)
I am sure if your mother were alive, you ll not be sitting on your backside expecting her to enter kitchen and cook, wash dishes, clean the house etc.
You say you were angry and exchanging words with her, maka why? thats disrespectful on all accounts .
If she doesnt want to give you money for airtime or to barb your hair why not ask your papa wey born you? abi na she born you?
If you are constantly broke, get a job ie labourer work, start offering extra moral lessons to children in the neighborhood, approach barbing saloons or cybercafes and offer to work for them for a stipend so that you can afford your basics.

You complain that she did not apologise to you/you though she will be silent? Do Nigerian parents apologize to their children? Why are you looking for trouble where there is none.
If your biological father or mother provokes you, you stand and exchange words with them abi? you ll threaten to fight them abi?

You need to get a job or focus on your studies (if you are in school) and stop feeling entitled. Your dad can live his life ANY how he chooses with ANY one he chooses and you must learn to respect that.

Your post reeks of disrespect and self entitlement. The woman is married to your dad and doesnt need your approval and i can bet you, if you carry on the path you are on, it wont be long before your dad chucks you out the house or washes his hands off your welfare. be wise

From your write up, you
-you have been committing adultery ie cheating on your wife during marriage whilst your wife endured all of your bulls hit. Abi you think what you have been doing is watching TV?
- You, Mr Moral Police, Mr high and mighty separated from your wife.

-Wife starts seeing Man 1, doesn't work out neither does Man 2 WHILST separated....NOT during the marriage o. If we were to find out you have probably been with more than 5 babes since marriage excluding the ones you were digging during your separation o

-You, Mr defender of morality reconciles wt wifey who tells u about her previous relations during separation and you don't only report her to your sister, you report her to the world via the world wide Web and then still sleep with her.

Yet u complain about culture?? Where was the culture when you repeatedly defiled ur marital vows ? Do you know a Husband's role is to Protect n provide?
Please explain how you have protected your wife with ur actions above.
You are a disgrace of a man and don't deserve that woman.

FYI- What your wife did wasn't adultery because you were no longer together. And clearly men still find her attractive if she could be in 2 relationships during separation
So pls do us all a favour, make up ur mind so that wifey can move on with her life if you are unable to grasp the concept of marriage

.]I don't think ekiti pple fancy oriki[.]

Whilst I dont love Linda I admire her work ethics. I know for a fact during the election period she posted on her blog that reps from BOTH APC & PDP were approaching her to run ads and sponsored posts with big money but she didnt know whether to accept or not.She eventually did and we saw a huge push on adverts from both major parties so even in a court of law, they cannot charge her with anything.Companies pay several millions for 30 second ads in the superbowl, Xfactor finals, UEFA CL finals because of the audience market/numbrrs.Stella dimoko did the same, Bella Naija did the same....she provided a platform for which she was paidSo pls lets be factual Furthermore the reason why its more expensive to advertise on Facebook than your local newspaper is due to the subscribers hence linda would probably charge more for ads (rightly so) Last point .....if GEJ is found to have spent 50million of food supplies for children in JC penny or on a BMW, you dont go and charge BMW for crime....why because they provided a service.

am very pleased she has released a statement to this allegation.

As nigerians, we must learn to be genuinely pleased when someone does well or succeed in life. And just maybe, the gods/God/Universe might smile on us.
If you can't be happy for someone, then dont be sad or jealous rather be indifferent. ?......or better still learn their success story and apply it.

We are all witnesses to the fact that linda isnt an overnight story.....she worked and put in years and effort 2 her passion. Let us as youths celebrate a real success story.....no silverspoon...juju things...., sugardaddy things....afrocandy things ...just hardwork irrespective of your tribe or religious beliefs.....

Whilst I dont love Linda I admire her work ethics. I know for a fact during the election period she posted on her blog that reps from BOTH APC & PDP were approaching her to run ads and sponsored posts with big money but she didnt know whether to accept or not.
She eventually did and we saw a huge push on adverts from both major parties so even in a court of law, they cannot charge her with anything.
Companies pay several millions for 30 second ads in the superbowl, Xfactor finals, UEFA CL finals because of the audience market/numbrrs.
Stella dimoko did the same, Bella Naija did the same....she provided a platform for which she was paid
So pls lets be factual
Furthermore the reason why its more expensive to advertise on Facebook than your local newspaper is due to the subscribers hence linda would probably charge more for ads (rightly so)
Last point .....if GEJ is found to have spent 50million of food supplies for children in JC penny or on a BMW, you dont go and charge BMW for crime....why because they provided a service.

Don't waste your time advising this boy o. Read through his previous topics and you ll understand why.
He does not know the meaning of "Husband"
He doesn't deserve your epistle. .....send him to his mum or his alfas cos that's who he listens to

See the latest warning

Shouldn't stop them from paying their fines. They broke Nigerian laws and should face the penalties. ...just like Nigerians n Nigerian owned coys would if in SA