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So... fucking... what...? This guy is like a little bird obsessing over shiny trinkets. If he used that money to start a factory making pencils, then I'd be seriously impressed ... Do something useful young man and produce things of value

Nice fam. Omo sexy glam as usual, and all her family looking nice. How time flies... The babies are now grown up.

OP (or whoever wrote the original title) BTW, I think "Omotola attends premier" is more appropriate for this situation. Save the word "storms" for those situations like
"Strangee storms unveiling of new Lady Eloise's perfume line in a human-drawn carriage"* now THAT is storming.

*From the 1992 movie Boomerang with Eddie Murphy

LionDeLeo:
But what were they (Dino and his supporting monkeys) jubilating about two days ago?

So, goats will just sit down, type poo and throw it online for their fellow goats to mastubate on?

It appears so oh. Nor mind dem... This recall go sweet sha

I'm looking forward to drinking in celebration with my Kogi friends once he's shown the door

I thought Dino's tweet was the proof that INEC got court order to stop.

Just kidding, I told you it was just some random tweet without basis in reality.

Hope he will continue his packing process... not sure if his village people want him back so where should he pack to? If I'm needed to come help drive one of those exotic cars, I'm available

Can we get one or two pictures without makeup pls? So we know if we're getting pancake or amala.

darediamond:
You are wrong.
Language is one of the major problems in Nigeria.
The elite like OBJ will just die low if Oduduwa republic come alive because the Language would be generally Yoruba langauge without infiltrations. No elite will be able to easily run away from is region or country. Remember why SouthWest was one refer to as Wild West. Remember "Agbekoya War".

The same West where Ekiti people were oppressed by Ondo elite before the state was created? Are Ebira part of Yoruba? What about Ilorin? Kabba nko?
And of course, the incessant Yoruba wars of the 1800s make you feel confident that Arewa republic will be a peaceful haven. My point is that a homogenic language is not necessarily the silver bullet you think it is, and there are lots of minorities in Arewa that will be marginalized by the unchecked majority of Ibadan/Osogbo/Ife. It won't stop the elite from stealing, in the same way the elites in those state governments have not stopped stealing from state coffers. No infiltration needed: the governor, deputy, reps, ministers, commissioners, etc.. are they not all Yoruba? Did they not steal money meant for Yoruba masses? What makes you think this will suddenly change in Arewa?

BTW all those people shouting Biafra, Arewa and Oduduwa, nothing will change if you get your own republics - the elites will still steal and leave the masses with crumbs. They will still buy houses in foreign lands and go to hospital abroad. The problem is not Nigeria, it's the leaders.

Nice. Federal character robbers, just the same as those in NASS and ministries.

BTW all those people shouting Biafra, Arewa and Oduduwa, nothing will change if you get your own republics - the elites will still steal and leave the masses with crumbs. They will still buy houses in foreign lands and go to hospital abroad. The problem is not Nigeria, it's the leaders.

... if ur body touch omoge she go get belle... JESU ewa wo idi assorted

Nor min me... na de star larger dey talk

Maheeda... (nice pata BTW) ... you no no sey David na US boy, and Wizzy don born for dat side too... Jus bicos you collect citizenship las week nor mean you go dey make mout anyhow dey yab awon boys

This is not news. This is a single tweet from Dino. Let's hear the full story from all involved parties yet - Court and INEC before we react. The way things go in Naija, tomorrow court will say "we did not suspend the recall"...

Why is Dino afraid of recall? Regardless that the governor started it, he can't be recalled if the citizens don't vote to recall... so he must have valid fears because he's been doing such a sh1t job.

And where in the Constitution does a court get to stop elections/recall? Isn't INEC supposed to Independently verify if the voter record and signatures are valid?

No first lady has stolen like you ma'am

No woman wants a man she has complete control over. She may think that's what she wants but since it's not natural, her body and mind will eventually lose all interest. She will resent you for it, even though that's what she wanted.

Save her the embarrassment of being with you - a guy who would go so far to contemplate death over her.

Man up!!!

It doesn't matter who sponsors the recall... so long as the electorate agrees he should be recalled.
I'd say it's time for Mr (abi na Dr) Honourable to start wrapping up his tenure in Abuja... get all those contracts signed, withdraw all egunge from banks into bags, gather all diplomas, and build a garage in village for those fancy cars.

Gerrard59:
There is nothing wrong with a low value compared to the dollar. One yen is circa 3 Naira, one South Korean Won is 0.27 Naira. Denoting the naira is higher in value than the won and slightly than the yen.

I agree with most of your post, but we're not complaining about the low value... what we're complaining about is the change. Going from 0.568 to 510 is a HUGE change. One dollar has fluctuated around 100yen (75-145) for decades (representing a maximum change of 45%). The naira, in a similar time frame has ranged from 0.568 - 510 range (I don't even know how to calculate the % change). I can't even predict the price of goods 6 months from now.

Franzinni:
And they are biafrans...

I get your meaning, but it's misplaced. NPF officers are from all over Nigeria, so sorry, no goal for you.

Reinvented:
I bet with her height, they did. Lovely though, but she should watch it because after 1st child, woman body dey grow oò!

Where can she grow to again? I dey fear oh!

Effortlessly ... That word conveys a very different image than that picture. The picture says this was an effortfull attempt. The woman barely clear ground and he needed his knee to support the ministry.


HML sha, just beware of back pain caused by heavy lifting

My guy, based on my experiences it doesn't matter who you buy from. Best is to do all you due diligence and still set aside 2x for wahala.

Whether you buy from omonile, single owner of land, estates, or even government, somebody will still come and drag it with you. They can show you CofO, past tax payments, survey, and so on... Nor of them are entirely reliable so you still have to ask around.

Even after all that you will still drop something: the only say you have in the matter is whether you use the money for lawyer, or to pay police, settle omoniles or lga people, or just settle amicably. Either way, land matta for Naija nor be beans.

OP, the only way to stop mosquitoes from feeding on you is to move out of Nigeria. Our mosquitoes no send anybody, whether it's coil, fleet, net, spray, smack, or body cream

Mosquito that bite through clothing, make I come wear cloth dey sleep. Heat nor dey ur side?

Upon all, do you know they will also wait for you to come outside? 6am 7am they will be chilling until they get their breakfast.

A country has a president.
Who has spent so much time abroad.
Its sovereignty is in the hands of foreign medicine-men.

Which other country do we know has an absentee President?

I would like to be part of the founders or shareholders that turn grapes into this expensive drink that you piss out before 3 hours.

We need more details than assumptions about the assailants and the reason for the manslaughter. These are dangerous times, but to jump to conclusions is more dangerous. We should also be careful not to embellish stories with phrases like "they asked all the Igbos to move to one side", unless they were actually true.

*EDIT* for instance, Sheflex4real shows a reasonable context and counterpoint to explain what might have happened...

If there were clean public toilets, there would be no need to pee in public. Why is anybody complaining instead of talking about the real issue (lack of sanitary public toilets).

If you just put a dead body there, that ball would have bounced off the body into the net. WTF?
I still think he got paid to miss that goal.

femo122:
Can we pull foreigners out like this in Nigeria

Of course not. And that's because Nigerian government has no real power in the world stage.

victorvezx:
Ur forgetting one thing, igbos are minorities in the Niger delta like the rest of the tribes there, so they don't own Niger delta. and all this tribes don't share the same ideology with the igbos, when they really gather together and become united in the in a course, the little Igbo sub groups there will do nothing. They will have no ally in the Niger delta, they will have to join the other tribes and fight for the same course, or move back to the south east and be with their brothers.

Absolutely correct. There are Igbo sub-groups in the Niger Delta, but to equate that with Igbo is part of Niger Delta is like saying Yoruba is part of Edo state because of some Yoruba-speaking minorities in Edo.

Caustics:
lasbien!!! in her husbands presence. No respect

You have an issue with her kissing her mom? What are you talking about?

And so what... I would rather wear fake watch and be able to feed my family, than the other way around.

But I'm hoping they guy resells the shoes he's buying though. I can't imagine needing more than 3-4 pairs of good shoes. I'm not a girl... what I'm I doing with 50 shoes?

Yusuf Uche Tobi... wazobia name. Federal character barawo

For the delegates of NCAN who have descended upon this thread for stakeholding and analysis, I proffer that this gentleman was brought up in a Muslim household with Yoruba father and Igbo mother. Over to you for review.

"We no dey carry am go station. U no go see moni to bail am, and na you go give am food"...
Nigeria, where the aggrieved party has to pay police to take care of accused.

At least all they did was disgrace her and smack her small... you can hear people calling for moderation (so it's not as if it was a heartless crowd)

OP, 'Ole, Ole Buruku' was like 0.1% of the things said... why you pick only that? 99.9% words were Igbo

Sagay212:
After killing their people with bombs and giving them all manner of diseases and making them extremely poor, they create IDP camps to get funds from foreign countries. They get the funds and used to buy houses abroad. Animals

I feel what you're saying, but it's not unique to any part of the country. All the loot from Igbinedion, Ibori, Deziani-Madueke, Oduah, Ma Patience, just to name a few people from my side, could save countless children in their regions from death, poverty, malnutrition and miseducation. It's so painful that if we just had a handful of leaders from one region use their resources well, that region alone could become first-world in 20 years.