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As a matter of precaution, governors should not all travel together incase something unfortunate happens in the air.

I sincerely wish these governors visited for the good of their people and the country, not just to selfishly plan hanging on to power in 2019

Restructuring is not going to change a single thing... It's like putting spoilt milk into new glass.. will still taste horrible. It's the same set of leaders and the same set of "get rich quickly at all cost" public.

The heart of our issue is we need to manufacture things, grow our own food, and support our own goods. When there are lots of jobs and you don't have to steal money from oil revenue, or hustle for contract, most of our issues will be solved.

The one major thing that breeds unrest is lack of work. Idle minds and lack of income make for dangerous times.

Structurally, Nigeria is very good, and actually needs a few more states to satisfy the needs of several minorities, including Delta and Benue. The 36 states have been good to reduce the overwhelming force of the 3 major peoples and have brought development to many more capital cities.

I think breaking up Nigeria will weaken each resulting part and disenfranchise most minorities.

EPIC! Very cleaver.

"Anything we start with Young John the wicked producer"... na so oh!!!

This is abuse. I don't care about sexual orientation, but nobody should be getting slapped around like that for cheating on your partner. I understand that the girl in red is very hurt, but at the same time, assault is wrong. Would she like to be slapped around like that too?

So now there will be contracts awarded for repainting the logo everywhere, and for making new badges, pamphlets, letter heads and so on.

This was one change we did not ask for: we said they should stop harassing us and collecting bribe, NASS says they will just change the name and all our problems are solved

NwaAmaikpe:


She looks sexy with the mini skirt,

But she might not be sexy without it.

Heh heh

After rereading I think the OP wants to know how many maths courses are needed. I think it's about the same, though chemical might have more maths that have been invented to easily solve engineering problems (linear algebra, matrices, complex numbers, Taylor series, Fourier transforms, etc).

There's really no calculations in computer science. It's mostly about logic, algorithms, and organizing data (search, sort, store).

You won't see mathematical formulas much, and those you see are relatively trivial. Of course you might use a computer algorithm to solve a chemical engineering formula (but that's applied/engineering, not computer science).

The two fields are very different and have their easy and hard parts.

Collyno82:
do all this just for a girl to respond to my chats? ur not serious

Yah... if you want quality women (not girls) who have a lot more to offer than their bodies and a shopping list. Women who bring value (intellectual, cultured, social, spiritual) and not suck value. Game can be as simple as "wassup? how market?" on Badoo to much more involved, depending on what you're looking for.

I'm tired of chatting up slay queens who can't afford their own weaves. If you've been able to get high quality women, please share what works for you...

Khallyella:
Some girls have 300+ messages, how do you expect them to reply all?

Yah... exactly... and if 290 of them are from boring simps who all say: "how was your day"? "you look nice"... what's a girl to do? Can't even be bothered to delete, so just block. I had a hairdresser girlfriend who would show me so many unread messages and I remember thinking what a hassle to deal with this sh1t daily.

*Funny though, even though a girl is complaining about too many pings, if she doesn't get up to 20 unread in 1 day, the world has ended* Amirite?

kennykendo:
bro if you wanna go by the Same western standard, I need you to watch this movie..She's out of my league.
listen bro, forget the ladies on media, be yourself, and your text game? don't follow any laid down rules....once a chat commences, flow from the questions and answers maturely..

When I refer to text game, I'm also talking of the case when you meet somebody striking in person, grab her handle/phone number and proceed to use that to run game. I met my recent girlfriend - Ghanaian - who runs a respectable food blog and we're off doing fun things when we can meet in person. This would never have happened using the stale profile and convo most guys.

Truth is, the major trouble with social media in Naija is that most of the girls on it are - to put it in my friend's words - hungry wolves. But you will find some gems, and learning how to stand out can make for interesting times. Most girls are also deadly boring with nothing to offer except body, and need to be filtered out. I really don't need to be a provider or listen to the 100th story of school fees, textbooks, oppressive teachers, hair, or the need for a phone. I don't want to talk Dubai either. Remember that music video Orente...? that's my ideal thing to do.

Funny enough, it looks like we're both agreeing with each other - though from different perspectives.

kennykendo:
oh wait chill bro ...

You make a lot of sense, but I think I'm being misunderstood.

1. I didn't say pretend to be who you are not. I said to be the kind of person who piques her interest. Being like every other guy does not pique interest. Would she reply to the guy who can show her a good time (who actually has pictures backing it up), or the guy who sits around drinking beer or clubbing or standing next to fancy cars? The crucial thing is you were going to have fun times whether she comes or not, but you're inviting her to experience it with you, and you have the imagination and means to make it happen. I'm not saying use your money to lure her... that would be tricking/simping. And we have lots of exciting things to do in Nigeria... my favourite is going out to funky places, and my next stop is Idanre Hills later this year for one week hiking.

2. In-person game is different from social media or texting game. With text game, all you have is your profile and messages - and the vast majority are alike - you don't have your voice, smile, wit, swag working for you like if you were physically chatting up.

3. I've had many many snubs and fade outs because my text game was weak, and I wasn't really doing anything of much interest. When I stepped up, I got results. I'm retired now but I used to hang out with guys who had this down to a science. There's a lot more that I can say, but hard to put into words.

Who was disappointed when they opened the topic? I was

Part of the oath of office for President:

"I will discharge my duties to the best of my ability"
"always in the interest of the sovereignty, integrity, solidarity, well-being and prosperity of the Federal Republic of Nigeria;"
"I will devote myself to the service and well-being of the people of Nigeria"

Am I alone in thinking that he has not upheld these oaths?

omooba969:
Easiest thing to do, if any of them dey perform drama just relegate her & upgrade the gentle ones.

Easy peezy, lemon squeezy!

Na so oh... relegate and upgrade

And yet, girls still fall for the cassanova, in spite of the warnings.
It's biological, my people: just like the mouth salivates at the sight of delicious food, na so the *ehen* also gets wet in the presence of a ladies' man.

By definition a ladies' man has all those characteristics that ladies find attractive (voice, swag, ex girlfriends). Yes the existence of other ladies in a man's life makes him more attractive.

*I'm sure that you understand*

kennykendo:
this seems to be a trend on social media today.

You'll be online and a female adds you up, for about a month plus she doesn't chat you up. expecting you to do the talking.

You innocently start with good morning dear, pleased to meet you...then the snub begins.

you give them 2weeks or more to continue to chat, the next thing she reads your messages without replying.

Have you thought that your messages are just like thousands of other boring chats? The onus is on you, the man, to provide something interesting to hook. If you, a guy, got messages from 30 different thirsty women, all boring, would you really be interested in continuing chatting with them? If you yourself were an outgoing guy, hanging out with really cool women, would you have time to read the same boring chats from 30 similar women? I really doubt it. SO why should she respond to your boring messages that add no value?

Here's an example, as a guide:

Your profile picture should have you doing something interesting, like riding a horse, standing under waterfall, dancing with your grandma... (yes we have horses, waterfalls and grandmas in Nigeria... so this is not some Western idea). Something unique and not the same pose as 99% of the guys. If possible, have a total of 3 pictures doing interesting things.

Include something interesting that you do in your profile (not your job, not your love for sports or drinking).

In your messages, add snippets of your interesting life or what you want to achieve. Something that happened to you as you went along your way today. Again, unique things. You can copy and paste the same message to multiple ladies, tailored to their interests and profile picture. Add pictures of beautiful foods and snacks that you encounter. There are some really nice places that make cupcakes and other beautiful snacks around Lagos and Abuja, that girls drool over. Certainly not chinchin and boli pics.

People are busy, in relationships, taking exams, preparing for interview, helping a friend get married, and so many other things that you can't make lazy attempts then get upset if nobody is interested. Ping once in a while, and if she starts ignoring your messages, that's a sign you didn't pique her interest... learn, improve, move on.

ELKHALIFAISIS:
this is how she will be insulting and losing many suitors, if she clock 37yrs now without husband or boyfriend , she will Begin to jump from one prayer ministry to another seeking for solution,

Which suitor...? Somebody who cannot even withstand small ignore and challenge is no suitor. So you want her to answer sweetly to every caller, so she can eventually be abused physically by this type of guy in a relationship? This is a good filter that screens out psychos, and this guy failed at this simple stage. How can you start threatening to hit somebody because she ignores you? Calling her cesspit and all kinds of names?

Better to be single and searching at 37, than battered and abused.

This guy really needs to reevaluate where his frustrations and hatred stem from, because he's no good for any girl at this time.

Well done girl!! He deserved all that rubbishing and more.

But why was that guy so rude and insulting in the first place? I don't even understand how you can start insulting people. Even if your goal was just to hit it or use her for juju, as the saying goes "you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar". This sense of entitlement is disturbing: no girl owes you anything, not even a reply. Geez!

Pshaw... these are the kind of girls that will be talking how they can do this, and they can do that... yet when it's time to get down you discover they are extremely boring.

But just in case she's for real, she should open up a webcam channel... lots of guys (and some girls) on here would pay a few naira to watch
But wait oh... she already has the place setup for webcam (bed, laptop, cucumber)... are we sure she's not on webcam already?

Naijaguy12345:
All I see is roofing sheets soldered together, any welder can do that. Whoever put that on the road need be charge to court for endangering lives of other road users. You call that a car in your Biafr@ud land ? If any country use this to fight a war, your enemies will just wipe you off completely off the earth.

Recall it took the much better equipped Nigerian army 30 months to force a surrender of the Biafran army - something that was initially supposed to be a 3-week affair according to the over-confident Nigerian leaders. And this was with help from Western countries in the form of secretly providing weapons, military intelligence, and enforcing the blockade that led to starvation. Without that assistance, I doubt Nigeria would have won.

The two mistakes, I think, in Ojukwu's strategy were:
1. attempt to support Republic of Benin and march into Lagos (getting as far as Ore). Like Napoleon's adventure to Russia, the army was spread too thin , marching so far into enemy territory.
2. not assuring British and Dutch interests that Biafra would continue to honour existing agreements, and probably make the terms more favourable.

StephDamielola:
Seems this is the latest trend?
Instead of using that coconut head to think out Ideas on how to stop the flooding or even create awareness on flooding and how to survive in times of flooding.

YOU ARE BUSY SLAYING IN A DIRTY WATER!!!!

YOUR TYPE MAKE US LOOK CHEAP AND STUPID IN THE SIGHT OF MODERN MEN....

You don't think this is creating awareness about flooding? And if one is powerless to fix the issue, smiling or slaying is all one can do. We have pictures of people just smiling and moving on, not just her.

But to your point, Lagosians need to stop littering everywhere and blocking drainage - that would be a good start. We have elected officials and we should be sending these pictures to their email and social media accounts too

If she's serious then she should consider the qualifications: has she been resident in Nigeria for the required number of years?

16 year old, with throwback picture? Still a baby. Abeg, let us know when you're 30, then we can talk about "throwback"

YUSUFAALIKALI:
WE WANT HIM 2019 BY ALLAH GRACE

Please... there are many competent Hausa and Fulani men that can fulfill the role of president much better than he. I respect him, and pray for a recovery, but he is not an Emir destined to rule till death. We need leadership that will make the country good for everybody.

Oh.. you mean "poses with a tame cub". Let me see him fooling around with a wild adult lion, the pictures would probably be tagged "graphic"

eposho:
Is this a joke?

Sad to say, our crop of leaders have been terrible. If she can bring that Dutch commonsense and investors, I'd vote for her.

Even if a rock wanted to run for president, I would vote for it... Sure a rock is mute, immobile, and unable to attend events or sign treaties... just like our current president. At least it won't cost us money to stay abroad for medical checkup, feeding, transport, while doing absolutely nothing for us

These banks should also be heavily fined by CBN

Lovette, is that you? Shwuoo!!! I thought you said he was your cousin?

*na play oh*

Bimpe29:
Omo! This is terrible... Collects cash before your husband bang you... And a stallion that goes at least six rounds, but pour it on the floor... What an unhealthy sexual life?

If he made more children than he could afford, we would complain. Now that he's family planning, we're still complaining.

SweetAndre:
500 for to f*ck ur wife or ashole
I'm not undsting

How much was the large house you bought when you could have stayed in self contain and live cheaply? How about that ribbon-tied car you gave her? The phone nko? And all that food and health care? Divide all those costs per round and you'll see 500 is rather cheap.

Icon79:
Any man who paid such money is a COMPOUND FOOL and deserves whatever he gets.
O pari

If you divide the cost of buying a car/spa/saloon/shop/phone/house for a woman by the number of rounds, you'll discover that it's far cheaper to pay for olosho per encounter. Forget all that "I'm doing this for my bae" or "I'm in love" talk. All na compound fool, me included.

Jewish Igbo ancestors when they migrated from Israel about 300 years ago.

Hm... no disrespect to Nri forest, and in fact it is because I deeply respect our traditions that I have to make this comment:

I really can't understand or reason with anybody who thinks Igbos migrated from Israel. That doesn't make any ounce of sense.
And why do people keep claiming some Jews left Jerusalem after the fall to travel all the way across Egypt, Sudan, Chad, into Nigeria. There's no resemblance: color, face, language, tradition, religion, food. Are there even traces of Igbos indigenes in the above countries (since some would have dropped of along the way to start homes)?

Yet the more obvious answer that Igbos are one and the same with the people around them is.... I don't even understand anymore.