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Family › Re: How Do I Chase Away My Inlaws From My House by Nicoddemus(m): 3:14pm On Jun 16, 2024
FreeSpirited:
Plan a fake travel or conference together with ur wife...tell them ur family have to travel....they should have sense with this scope and fly out of ur life. Ur wife has to support u on this or else it won't work...
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2nd scope is to tell them directly that, your ability to take full responsibility of the house is becoming unbearable in this hard economy that ur earnings can not support more than 2 mouths at the moment coupled with expensive baby food, that u are resorting to borrow.......If u can do this second trips... they will respect ur manliness or boldness and won't take u for granted cos they know u wont take rubbish.

3rd scope......If the above 2 don't work,,,,,,then reduce the quality of food they cook and eat drastically...This scope is a silent scope....u dont need to explain to ur wife, just cook a fake story of how u no longer have enough cash...maybe work related or project related...make ur wife believe the fake story....
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E.g if they use fish for stew, cut it to only egg.....reduce soup to once a week or once in two weeks....let them eat more of beans( give them garri with the beans instead of dodo+bread) cook vegetables soup without meat, instead use Shawa fish...lol....this may cause quarell with ur wife,,,don't shy away from the quarrel, infact welcome it and use the avenue to voice out on ur wife so that everyone will hear ur complain of lack of fund and have sense.....
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Economy is hard, they are using u to chop free food..... grin...u have to be smart or die in silence grin
No more comments needed now you've finished work grin
Mod close thread now angry
Romance › Re: Angry Boyfriend Snatches Iphone 15 And Wig After Girlfriend Rejects His Proposal by Nicoddemus(m): 7:47am On Jun 16, 2024
I was just watching to ensure to see where he collected the phone back angry

No you see why I don't give shishi angry
Romance › Re: The New Trend Of Female Mentality by Nicoddemus(m): 3:02pm On Jun 07, 2024
Front page asap grin
Webmasters › Re: How Do I Pay On Coursera by Nicoddemus(op): 9:08am On May 28, 2024
Godmother:
Maybe you should start with that while you source for alternatives
Thank you I've learnt how to apply for the whole module. Someone here taught me
Politics › Re: 2027: I Will Consider PDP-LP Merger – Obi by Nicoddemus(m): 11:52am On May 27, 2024
That's the only way to get rid of Tinubu but I doubt it's possibility because INEC is compromised
Webmasters › Re: How Do I Pay On Coursera by Nicoddemus(op): 10:15am On May 26, 2024
lilvicky68:
There's a Nairaland thread concerning financial aid.

https://www.nairaland.com/8082935/how-get-google-data-analytics
Thank you very much bro
Webmasters › Re: How Do I Pay On Coursera by Nicoddemus(op): 6:28pm On May 20, 2024
lilvicky68:
Apply for the financial aid, you might actually get the course for free on Coursera.

As for payment my visa card actually worked but doesn't work any longer.
I've tried the financial aid it's being offered just for one module of the whole course
Webmasters › How Do I Pay On Coursera by Nicoddemus(op): 2:27pm On May 20, 2024
I want to learn Data Analysis on Coursera. The total cost of the course is $84. While You have to pay $14 as monthly fee.

So I went to UBA and got a dollar ATM card. Paid $50 dollars into the account went back to Coursera to pay for the course. Unfortunately the response was " sorry your payment can not be processed, use another card"

I have exhausted every means to pay for the Course. Please I am asking what could be wrong and what can I do to pay for the Course?
Science/Technology › How Do I Pay On Coursera? by Nicoddemus(op): 2:21pm On May 20, 2024
I want to learn Data Analysis on Coursera. The total cost of the course is $84. While You have to pay $14 as monthly fee.

So I went to UBA and got a dollar ATM card. Paid $50 dollars into the account went back to Coursera to pay for the course. Unfortunately the response was " sorry your payment can not be processed, use another card"

I have exhausted every means to pay for the Course. Please I am asking what could be wrong and what can I do to pay for the Course?
Politics › Re: "Fubara Must Obey Wike" - Wike Loyalists Sing At An Event by Nicoddemus(m): 6:33pm On May 13, 2024
Eriokanmi:
Leave this man alone. Stop distracting him. Wike's tenure is gone. Fubara is the incumbent
Wicke rigged him in he's not the people's choice so if they can let them boot him out
Phones › Re: When Was The Last Time Anyone Talked With MTN Customer Care..? by Nicoddemus(m): 11:11am On May 10, 2024
On Monday. A nigga stole my transaction phone angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Man? by Nicoddemus(m): 6:18pm On Apr 19, 2024
labake1:
You will say that you are looking for a man that don't smoke, drink and womanized. I was told that it is hard to get all in one person.
If he doesn't smoke, he will be a drunkard.
If he doesn't drinks, he will be into hard drugs.
If he doesn't drinks and smoke, he will be a womanizer.
If he doesn't drinks, smoke and womanized, he will be into gambling.
I don't do any of those
Travel › Re: Foreign Airlines Are Underpricing Us - Alex Onyema by Nicoddemus(m): 11:21am On Apr 10, 2024
helinues:
Toh

Next time, don't start what you can't finish.

Sebi some people dey talk say Air peace consulting other airlines na nonsense.

Oya now. Let the flight fee continues, win win for the travellers
With the way you reason eh I can swear to God that you're poor and will always remain poor. Jesushuh
Romance › Re: Bianca wore this during date Night with kanye by Nicoddemus(m): 11:20pm On Apr 09, 2024
akposking:
Good day nairalanders.

Please, we sell sniper at extremely cheap rate for persons who are interested in commiting suicide, pls do well to patronize us.

We understand that the economy is not doing well at the moment and some persons instead of devising a positive approach to economy sabotage they rather steal from the society and commit all sort of atrocities against humanity such persons are who we are looking to target as our customers, pls free free to message me if you fall in such category, you can end all your sorrows just with 10cl of sniper.

Just message us that you want to die on the spot and will give you a discount of 90% off.

Below are the prices of sniper and discount prices for persons who want to die on the spot.

10cl sniper: 50 naira
20cl sniper: 90 naira
1 litre sniper: 300 naira
2 litre sniper: 500 naira

Pls patronise us.

Awo gbajue!!! 🤔
grin
Travel › Re: Price War: Ethiopian Airlines On Lagos -london Route Now Cheaper Than Air Peace by Nicoddemus(m): 10:37pm On Apr 08, 2024
helinues:
Good for the travellers. Exactly what I was talking about on the other thread. Free for all

Let the flight fee war begins

Street OT is really important gan cos it works in every sector or industry. Air peace didn't try at all
This man you really need deliverance from stupidity but you don't know
Travel › Re: Wike Tours Abuja Metroline, Says Project Will Be Ready For Use In May (PHOTOS) by Nicoddemus(m): 9:05pm On Apr 05, 2024
Sirmwill:
Wike look like Metro too much




Okay okay

Why does this country continue to pay foreign companies for construction projects in Nigeria
Am I missing something?
Are the engineering students or graduates in Nigeria not capable to do these constructions from start to finish
In 2024!!! 😶
Must you type somethinghuh
Health › Re: Kenyan Man Commits Suicide After Lover Cheated On Him (photos) by Nicoddemus(m): 1:14pm On Apr 01, 2024
superCleanworks:
see as she resemble NASTY C with her sagged boobbs. She no even get money to do solid ghana weaving or buy bone straight hair. He died over a broke whorre.
Even Satan is disappointed
Health › Re: Kenyan Man Commits Suicide After Lover Cheated On Him (photos) by Nicoddemus(m):
Why anybody go die for this kind face grin
Health › Re: Abroad-based Nigerian Man Dies 2 Days After Village Visit, Bitten By Strange Ant by Nicoddemus(m): 10:46pm On Mar 31, 2024
Chai:<
Health › Re: Abroad-based Nigerian Man Dies 2 Days After Village Visit, Bitten By Strange Ant by Nicoddemus(m): 10:43pm On Mar 31, 2024
thesicilian:
May just be an "innocent" poisonous insect that bit him, not everything is spiritual.
They need to check your head sad
Foreign Affairs › Re: Senegalese President-Elect, Faye, Celebrates His Victory With A Broom by Nicoddemus(m): 10:31am On Mar 28, 2024
Jesus!!!!! grin

That's a bad omen
Romance › Re: On My Way Home For Aggressive Soapy by Nicoddemus(m): 7:38pm On Mar 24, 2024
ChildOfDoom:
I feel really sad at the moment.

Went to a bet shop (as usual) to charge my phone. It's been 89 days without bet (until now)

Just said I should try one bet to just see how it feels. That was how I ended up losing 27k.

I really hate myself right now, after abstaining for so long.

Just 11k left on me till next pay (April 24th)

On my way home to do aggressive soapy (backed by blue film or sex ting till I pass out).

I need to clear my head

No more charging my phone in a bet shop
You're finally doomed forever chai

Just use the remaining raba to carry olosho first thing tomorrow
Education › Re: WAEC Blacklists Abia Schools Over Exam Malpractice by Nicoddemus(m): 8:35am On Mar 21, 2024
cenaman:
Some school do copy answers on the board for students.
You never update be that. We answer the questions, then photocopy it and pass to each of them. I've thought before in Aba my brother Nigeria is finished
Travel › Re: Which Country Can 10m Take Me To In This Present Economy by Nicoddemus(m): 2:34pm On Mar 16, 2024
123yes:
It is lazy people that always disturb us of relocating abroad to make hard currency when you can do the same in your bedroom with your phone and laptop and have every time to your self.
You can start as little as $10 and grow it over a period of time.
DM if you are interested. The information is not free because free info makes people not to be serious in what ever you taught them free.
I'm interested angry
Celebrities › Re: Ladies, Don't Settle For A Man With ₦800k As Salary In Lagos - Rachel Bbnaija by Nicoddemus(m): 10:54am On Mar 14, 2024
sukkot:
grin 800k per month or per annum ?
cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Rema Buys A 2019 G63 G-wagon And A 2020 Lamborghini Urus At The Same Time by Nicoddemus(m): 8:38pm On Mar 13, 2024
EreluRoz:
The only Benin man I like, he's very decent and not promiscuous.

He once said in an interview that he doesn't intend to sleep with many women and that was how he won my heart.

Find him for me , I want to build with him.
Wetin you wan build with amhuh
Romance › Re: I Have 734k In My Account And No Nigerian Girl Has Tasted 1 Kobo Out Of It by Nicoddemus(m): 4:22pm On Mar 08, 2024
A305:
money market is your stocks, shares, mutual funds, Treasury Bills, fixed deposit account etc.
Thank you Sir
Romance › Re: I Have 734k In My Account And No Nigerian Girl Has Tasted 1 Kobo Out Of It by Nicoddemus(m): 2:22pm On Mar 08, 2024
A305:
if this is true, don't leave such sum of money in saving accounts.

Invest in the money market atleast to leverage on inflation and at the same time growing your money.
Please educate us on this money market. I've money wasting in my bank
Politics › Re: Aba Geometric Power Project Commissioned In A Hurry — Sir Udensi by Nicoddemus(m): 1:54pm On Mar 07, 2024
Kosoco:
Please someone in Aba should confirm... infact I'm going there myself.
Almost a month now our area at OgborHill, Aba do not have light angry
Career › Re: N200k/month Earning Is No Longer The Way Out by Nicoddemus(m): 8:47pm On Feb 28, 2024
Jennyclay:
You earn 200k monthly and in your mind you’re earning muchhuh Mtcheww!!

If you carry me for shopping with that money I can’t even pick up to 4 clothes and the money will be exhausted not to talk of bag and shoes undecided

Biko, just stay away from a relationship in order not to put someone’s daughter in abject poverty.
Poor girl with empty brain
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S Military Helicopter Crashes, Killing 2 Soldiers During Training (Photo) by Nicoddemus(m): 9:33am On Feb 25, 2024
Nonexisting1:
Normal news. I wonder why it took them this long to have another crash.
angry cheesy
Romance › Re: +18 How To Get A Wife, Girlfriend Or Friends With Benefit On Tiktok [Picture] by Nicoddemus(m): 4:18am On Feb 25, 2024
iLegendd:
You'll thank me later. If you need the free version, quote this post with your email or WhatsApp number.
09035538178

Please I need it

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