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RomanceRe: Couples' All You Need To Know About Early Morning Sex by Offpoint1: 11:51am On Mar 16, 2024
What's the benefit?
PhonesRe: If You Lose Your Phone Now, How Long Will It Take You To Replace It? by Offpoint1: 11:44am On Mar 16, 2024
It'll take 15 minutes to steal someone's else own and another 15 minutes to format the ROM, tweak the IMEI and live my life.

Can only buy a new one if my current one spoiled beyond repairs.

If a human steals my phone, I'm stealing another human's own.
TravelRe: Gabriel Diya, Son & Daughter Drown In Swimming Pool In Spain - Inquest Hears by Offpoint1: 10:14pm On Mar 15, 2024
No life guard at the pool?

90% of Nigerians can't swim, the 10% are those who grew up in riverine area, almost impossible to see any Nigerian who grew up in a city who can swim.

I love the Americans for one thing, bike riding and swimming is something they don't play with. Most of their kids learn those within their 1-5 years of age.


Lesson: Whether you can swim or not, never jumped into any water body to rescue anyone unless you've been trained for it. A drowning person is naturally desperate and will go down with you. Swimming is no jokes, energy you burn while running for 30 minutes, is what you burned for just 30 seconds of swimming
FoodRe: Look At The Spring Onion I Just Bought For ₦500 In Zaria, Kaduna State by Offpoint1: 9:01pm On Mar 15, 2024
Shinjawestern:
U wnt go rob the onions?
You've been waiting for this your whole life 😂
Music/RadioRe: ODUMODUBLACK FT. Tiwa Savage - 100 Million (Official Video) by Offpoint1: 2:19pm On Mar 15, 2024
Goodnewsforlife:
Another thrash as usual, I don’t know y that arrogant odurubbish always look like village hunter to me

Only God understand what all these gen z see in all these meaningless songs

Imagine listening to all those thrash by shallipopi

Pepelili pepelili

I don’t know if I should say I am stuck in d past but I prefer Akon, lucky dube, psquare, 2face songs to all these generator sound our gen z vibe to
Honestly Gen z got zero taste and sense of music.
TravelRe: Installation Of Traffic Lights At The Omololu Olunloyo Airport Road in Ibadan by Offpoint1: 7:54pm On Mar 14, 2024
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EducationRe: UNIBEN Student's Avatar Costume Goes Viral (pics) by Offpoint1: 6:38pm On Mar 14, 2024
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RomanceRe: All Your Wives Are In My Dms, Nigerian Lesbian Brags To Married Men (video) by Offpoint1: 5:48pm On Mar 14, 2024
grin we don't care as long as they're not in fellow guys DMs
FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Living In South Africa Needs Help Reconnecting Back Home by Offpoint1: 2:26pm On Mar 14, 2024
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FamilyRe: Newlywedded Nigerian Lady Discovers She Married “I Better Pass My Neighbor” Gen. by Offpoint1: 11:25am On Mar 14, 2024
No be dooms day siren be that?
CelebritiesRe: Moment Burna Boy's Stylist Tried Stopping Him From Throwing His Jacket To Crowd by Offpoint1: 9:56am On Mar 14, 2024
grin can't spend a week figuring out what you'll wear for the show and you just want to throw it away just like that grin
CelebritiesRe: Ladies, Don't Settle For A Man With ₦800k As Salary In Lagos - Rachel Bbnaija by Offpoint1:
Not all ladies were made to be wives. Some are for men sexual pleasures and satisfactions, some nuns, some prostitutes, some single moms, some wife material, some are possessions to display for occasions.

When people like this speaks, you know what category she belongs and who her audience are.

The truth is, reasonable men can spot these categories from the first day they spot you and you'll be treated accordingly.
FamilyRe: Lady Read Out The “12 Commandments” Every Married Woman Must Obey (vid) by Offpoint1: 6:53pm On Mar 13, 2024
Gen-z and "Feminist" left the group chat grin grin
FamilyRe: Lady Shares How She Transformed A Girl She Adopted After Just Two Months (pics) by Offpoint1: 6:39pm On Mar 13, 2024
oluwaseyi0:
when people burn their maid with hot iron should that be kept off internet too or only good deeds should be kept offline
Show me someone who did what you implied and uploaded it themselves on the internet, since you lack comprehending skill.

The way you can't show off your bad deeds, should be the same way you don't show off your good deeds.....LET OTHERS DO IT
FamilyRe: Lady Shares How She Transformed A Girl She Adopted After Just Two Months (pics) by Offpoint1: 6:38pm On Mar 13, 2024
fxexperts:
You how many people have you helped in your life before. it is people who has never helped anyone in their life before and can never afford to do so that feel pained whenever they see another who helped and feels they are shoving it down his throat.



because you have never helped anyone before in your entire life. But if it is the one who use hot iron to beat little children it is good to post right. i have said it most of you people prefer to hear and read bad news about others. but when it is something good you all feel pained why?
Only quote me when you grow your first strand of pupic hair.
FamilyRe: Once You Hear People Say, "His Wife Is Controlling Him" That Home Is Peaceful by Offpoint1: 2:30pm On Mar 13, 2024
Dude na confirm simp by even telling you...
FoodRe: Take A Look At The Food I Bought For N1,600 Today by Offpoint1:
Food wey I dey order 2k before na N4200 now... I kuku rest. Bukka wey I enter sef no get N300 jollof rice, na N500 just 1 spoon. N200 meat fit pass tru my nose...

I don join Muslims dey do fasting...
FamilyRe: Lady Shares How She Transformed A Girl She Adopted After Just Two Months (pics) by Offpoint1:
Wish this generation can keep somethings off the internet. It's sicking.

If you ever rendered me any assistance and I see it anywhere online... I would shove it down your ass and you can go to the deepest part of hell.

A helper should never post their helpee... Let the helpee be the one to post the helper.

It's awkward to rendered help to someone and broadcast it on the net.

People who are truly good from their hearts don't need people validation or praises... It's a trait by not so good people who want to appear good.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Burst IPOB/ESN Major Firearms And Drone Factory In Delta (Pics) by Offpoint1: 11:12am On Mar 13, 2024
Neutralized 2,but there are more than 5 dead bodies in the picture, will hurt them to say the truth?
CrimeRe: Enugu Lawyer, Eli Ugwu, Shot Dead In Kogi After Delivering Ransom To Kidnappers by Offpoint1:
3 things is involve here:

1: Either he was "Accidentally killed by police" or 2 his Cousin was part of the kidnappers and the truth unfold there... or 3 the kidnappers are MAD.
TravelRe: Truck Falls On Car, Claims Three Lives In Ondo by Offpoint1:
Dear drivers, the only time you should be side-by-side with any truck is when you're overtaking it on a very good road.

At no time should you be side-by-side with a Truck, container, Tanker or even a van. A fully loaded truck on Nigeria bad road is like a drunk man walking on rope.
SportsRe: Muhammad Ali to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame by Offpoint1: 5:22am On Mar 13, 2024
Delightsome2023:
they're talking of boxing and this werey is talking about wrestling.
Sha keep seeking attention with this moniker
WWE Hall of Fame is boxing right?

Make I keep my mouth shut.
SportsRe: Muhammad Ali to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame by Offpoint1: 3:44pm On Mar 12, 2024
wink Been long I watched wrestling... It was starting to become boring without UnderTaker, CM Punk, Kane, Rey Mystereo, John Cena, Daniel Bryan And Bray Wyatt.
PoliticsRe: ₦‎3.7 Trillion Budget Padding Claim: Senate Suspends Ningi For Three Months by Offpoint1: 3:40pm On Mar 12, 2024
Can we just nuke the house when they're sitting? it's off used to Nigerians.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Planning On Relocating To Lagos by Offpoint1: 3:38pm On Mar 12, 2024
If you don't have money to sustain yourself, don't move to Lagos... This is not the time to become a burden to anyone.

If you stayed in the southeast or south-south, I would have said you'll cope, but coming from north where things are cheap... E go shock you.
5k can barely sustain you for 2 days in lagos
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Chukwuka Celebrates Her 44th Birthday Today by Offpoint1: 11:04am On Mar 12, 2024
She's 55 jare
AgricultureRe: FG Orders 10,000 Tractors, Signs €995 Million Financial Facility by Offpoint1: 7:54am On Mar 12, 2024
otipoju:
Instead of having 2,000 units supplied per year for 5 years,by one company why not do the same 2,000 units in one year with 5 companies.

5 years journey don cut down to 1 automatically. I am sure there are more than five top notch agricultural farming manufacturers in the world

Na emergency intervention nigeria need now
grin Seem you don't know Nigeria.
2k will be delivered, the rest money will be embezzled and we won't hear about it anymore. No one will be held accountable. Because I see no reason why they can implement your idea in the first place. We at emergency state, delaying anything for 5 years is irrational.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Demand N40 Trillion, 150 Bikes To Release 16 Kaduna Residents by Offpoint1: 8:00pm On Mar 11, 2024
grin na Nigeria budget dem dey demand now grin
CelebritiesRe: This Is How To Do Giveaway— Tiktok Lady Knocks Davido Over N300million Charity by Offpoint1: 6:35pm On Mar 11, 2024
One senator purchased all of that single handedly?

Now I'm going to believe that man that said if we can recovers all money stolen by Nigerian politicians, it'll be enough to shared 2 billion naira to each Nigerian and they'll be 5 trillion left untouched.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Essence Of This Life? by Offpoint1: 6:17pm On Mar 11, 2024
Emexicoman:
Same thought that crossed my mind last night. I'll be following
Coincidentally I just started working on a very long video content for this question. This post came at the right time, the content will take me along time because I will be covering all aspect. Religiously, scientifically, traditional, ecclesiastically and more.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Essence Of This Life? by Offpoint1: 6:11pm On Mar 11, 2024
FarmPlanetNG:
Do not listen to him. He is trying to mislead you into hell. That is not the purpose of life. There is another life that is forever and ever and ever after death. We must live a purposeful life so that we do not fall to the left path after death and we go on to live forever and ever and ever. The purpose of life is much but to become the visible expression of the invincible God is the first purpose of life. The next one is for us to learn about God, His ways and His deeds and to become vessels worthy of God's divine kingdom
Why do you need this life to achieve the "Forever" life? Why didn't the "Angels" gone through this life to "achieve" that Forever life?

I need an honest answer
CelebritiesRe: Touching Story Of Soty Horsfall Who Sang "Malaria" by Offpoint1: 6:04pm On Mar 11, 2024
Xosh:
Zarokome,not sarogome.
Oriyo grin

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