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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: In Urgent Need Of A Graphics Designer Full Time Job & Remote by Offpoint1: 7:35am On Sep 17, 2021
East2West:
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Thanks for the suggestion....
Family › Re: Older Nigerian Men How Did You Survive Nigeria In Your 20s by Offpoint1: 10:14am On Sep 16, 2021
hahn:
They couldn't do anything about because if you voiced out you ended up either dead or missing or both undecided
What difference has their lives madehuh

I rather sacrifice my life for the better future of my offspring than live a coward.
Family › Re: Older Nigerian Men How Did You Survive Nigeria In Your 20s by Offpoint1: 7:38am On Sep 16, 2021
Citygal:
Until we start exchanging banters now before you respect yourself.
This early morning? Lol you're too old for thatgrin
Health › Re: Bayelsa Commences Evacuation Of People Living With Mental Health Disorders by Offpoint1: 7:34am On Sep 16, 2021
Good, at least there will be less Nairaland traffics from that region
Family › Re: Older Nigerian Men How Did You Survive Nigeria In Your 20s by Offpoint1: 5:14am On Sep 16, 2021
Citygal:
In the early 90s
this thread is meant for 70s and 80s, you're too young to contribute.
Family › Re: Older Nigerian Men How Did You Survive Nigeria In Your 20s by Offpoint1: 5:12am On Sep 16, 2021
hahn:
There was no constant electricity or access to loans. No atm, no internet, no GSM, multicellular cost like N300k and that was big fvcking money then for one huge pile of junk.

And they grew up in the military regime where there was NO freedom of speech

All they could do was sleep grin
They slept and ruined our present
Crime › Re: Woman & Her Husband Arrested In Akwa Ibom For Poisoning 10-year-old Boy To Death by Offpoint1: 8:37am On Sep 15, 2021
Poverty + religion na deadly and brutal disease.

99.99% of those who believe in witchcraft are poor and extremely poor people... And religious fanatics.

They just wasted a promising young life because of what one lunatic prophet or "pastor'' might have fed them with.
Romance › Re: How Is Your Heart Right Now ? by Offpoint1: 11:05pm On Sep 14, 2021
My heart is CONFUSED
Family › Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Offpoint1: 10:43pm On Sep 14, 2021
Damylorlah:
lmao��� that beating small self
Tomorrow if Jesus come naw yourself go wan go heaven with this kind wicked heartgrin
Romance › Make Una Help Racko This Serious Matter by Offpoint1(op):
I do some motion graphics job for one client like that... Base on nature of dey job and its urgency, we "kiss heart"(agreed} on 150k.
Baba ring my aza with 50k as initial ho-body money.

Long story short, I finish job in just 3days {cuz na urgency, him get presentation for ABJ} Baba sey him go send am to him team members for approval. Hawa later baba ring me sey him team members don approve job.

Okey, balance up ma send your final work. Baba begin yarn stories sey if him return from ABJ on Wednesday him go ring my aza.

As a gentle and business minded guy man I be, i reason with am give am everything... Wednesday come baba no call or message me to update me. Me sef no boda message am until Friday... Baba begin yarn story sey him still dey Abuja (Na Abuja I dey hear conductor dey shout Orile! Orile!! Orile!!!?) I just bone him lie like Bonny cant.

Ma I no too drag dey tory like my neighbour generstor... Today make 2 months since den, baba no gree balance me.

As my sapa level don dey enter express, I ring baba, I para tire for am this morning. Baba still dey beg sey him no get money but e go try reason me 40k today before fowl sleep... Still as a gentleman I just calm end call.

Why this tory waka like ashawo reach here be sey, I see 40k alert twice this evening... Na him baba call me begin dey beg sey na mistake him make, na 40k him bin wan send, sey network set am up... Ma please send 40k back, sey no be him money.
Baba you dey ho me 100k for 2 months and believe sey I go send this money back!!!? I just end him call, turn off my sim and switch to mifi.

My people how una see this matter? Ma reason am dey 40k back?

My heart too soft, I don dey reason to send am back... But I wan frustrate am small till tomorrow evening.... My 2nd mind dey tell me ma kuku send dey 80k back, ma no ask dey money again till kingdom comes.
Crime › Re: Have You Been Hypnotized Before? by Offpoint1: 9:47pm On Sep 14, 2021
Lol, my own happen today o... Werey ask for direction, sey him just land from Delta. After I direct am finish, baba say 'how much do you have in your account''... Werey no no see jazz no fit work for person wey no believe sey jazz dey.

I just tell werey, "try harder, your baba no try"

Na so werey wey no know direction cross over go meet him partner in crime.
Family › Re: My Mum's Constant Insult Is Driving Me Crazy, It Is Time To Move Out? by Offpoint1: 3:28pm On Sep 14, 2021
Juliusdaughter:
Let me just start somewhere angry
Growing up as an introvert was difficult cos I guess my mum didn't understand my quite personality, she talks about how I am not 'sharp' how I am not fashionable and whatever else she cannot really relate to. I am in my mid 20s now and she still insults me when she is in the mood.
It's funny how I am the only child she insults so much, I am her first born. I left my former work place due to Corona last year and I've been home since. I have trained as a tailor tho I don't have a shop or customer base yet.

She insulted me tonight again for cooking dinner late, she said why should I finish cooking dinner by past 7? Called me names and all that. Its been over a year that she went to the market last because I now do that, I make breakfast and dinner, I don't keep late night, I barely go out, yet she finds reason to talk me down.

She has started to insult my fiancé now too, she says he is poor and cannot take care of me, what has he achieved for himself? And the reason she isn't much against us is because she doesn't know if he will have money tomorrow. He isn't even jobless, it's just unfortunate that government don't pay their workers on time.

I don't have a single emotional connection with her, I have tried and I have failed. I think it's time to move out of the house and start my tailoring business. I don't have the finance to rent a shop and a house separately, so I want to rent a room and parlor and make it both my living and work space. Is this a good move? I cannot function properly in this house anymore.
How do I build my customer base from working in the house?
Just what you do when you move out make sure you succeed... Falling back home will mean suicide.
Culture › Re: Dog Magic Of Yoruba Hunters- Ulli Beier's Story by Offpoint1: 3:16pm On Sep 14, 2021
Nothing to say
Romance › Re: Man Catches His Wife In Bed With Another Man In A Hotel by Offpoint1:
What's the guy crime? Why attacking him?
It wasn't a rape case, two adults having consensual sex and you have the right to attack him.

If you caught your wife with any man, you have zero issues with that man... Your issues lies with your wife and same to sugar daddies.
Family › Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Offpoint1:
When I follow my mama go burial go loose guard eat food like pikin mama never feed for years...
I just dey eat, lick plate with tongue, carry other people plate lick too.... My mama wan kee me for house, she beat me till I no get strength cry again... I just sleep off till the next day.
Business › Re: Can I Be Arrested For Defaulting On A loan To A Loan App? by Offpoint1: 12:31pm On Sep 14, 2021
EgunMogaji2:
I keep a healthy list of people whose death I am ready to celebrate. I'm sure that I'm on a list of few.

I run a Google notification nation for several of them. One day I got notified that one got arrested for pedophilia in Texas. I personally went and danced in front of his house and his office. I printed a shirt with his picture where he was wearing jail clothes and in handcuffs.

If you stand by the river long enough you'll see the body of your enemies float by grin
Just know you're an enemy to someone somewhere.
Celebrities › Re: MI Abaga: It's Hard To Serve God In Lagos by Offpoint1: 12:29pm On Sep 14, 2021
Yaks02:
Ahswear
I once borrow person bike oh
As I de ride de go I com hit person car because of nyash
I see one like that for Farm City, if see nonsense werey wear.

Transparent small top wey just barely reach her chest, no bra... Breast dey completely see through... Come wear transparent skin tight, no panties... Na so viva dey show with tick forest.

I dey inside those small shuttle bus, driver wan lose guard... Even woman wey dey inside bus shake head.
Business › Re: Can I Be Arrested For Defaulting On A loan To A Loan App? by Offpoint1: 7:48am On Sep 14, 2021
RapistOnBail:

You see one of the many reasons not to trust Nigerians with your money?

They come begging and dying for loans. Give them and see if you’ll get it back in due time.

Op,

You and other Nigerians who are loan defaulters are MAD!!!





I once gave a so called fri”ENEMY” of mine money to pay for an apartment cos I wasn’t in town and I wanted making payments ASAP to secure this apartment.

3 days passed and this caretaker kept telling me she hasn’t received any payment from any of my friends she saw when We went for the inspection.

I called the Bandit who refused picking my calls ever since I started pressurizing him to either pay for the house or send me back my funds.

Las las, the idiot sent me back about 30% of the money I gave him.

As a wise business man, I took the 30% and left the rest for him.

Today, the guy is broke and helpless. He has lost the only source of livelihood and can’t call me for any help.

I sit on my throne and watch him suffer. I’m waiting for his eventual death which will mean nothing to me.

Ciao.
You're waiting for someone dead because of money....what makes you different from him now?
Crime › Re: Landlord’s Son Beats Tenant To Death In Ondo by Offpoint1: 7:25am On Sep 14, 2021
Devil just use him papa take ruin him life.... Olokuta beans dey wait for am
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Quit My Job While I Haven't Got Another One? by Offpoint1: 7:22am On Sep 14, 2021
MajorOvakporaye:
BMC cheap paid agent
Na lie you dey lie, no be any friend carry the plasma TVs. Na you run am.
Lol, if na me no be TV I go carry naw. I just enter carry 2 bottles of wine, e don cover my salary.
I go come carry 2 trophy join make I use celebrate for housegrin
Celebrities › Re: MI Abaga: It's Hard To Serve God In Lagos by Offpoint1: 7:16am On Sep 14, 2021
Yaks02:
U know dis exactly, anytime I enter Itedo market or Admiralty way I keep on wondering how many people will make heaven 4 Lagos
Things dey happen for Admiralty way... Ladies literally walking naked in the name of dressing.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Quit My Job While I Haven't Got Another One? by Offpoint1: 9:23pm On Sep 13, 2021
damoceile:
This thing wey you talk nah lie grin a whole 5 plasma TVs, the hotel no get security? Oga nah lie shocked grin
He was the SECURITY and 2 other guys, dem do team work 5amgrin
Dem still carry 25liters of diesel join bodygrin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Quit My Job While I Haven't Got Another One? by Offpoint1: 3:05pm On Sep 13, 2021
last time hotel owed my guy six month salary, my guy just package 5 plasma TVs from vacant rooms and japa... grin
Education › Re: How Is FG Policy Affecting Your Children's School Choice? by Offpoint1: 3:01pm On Sep 13, 2021
ImaIma1:
cheesy

Such people will still have more. They will tell you that it is God that gives children.
Lol, this one done pass God gift o... na punishment.
Christianity Etc › Re: Explain These Bible Verses by Offpoint1: 2:57pm On Sep 13, 2021
Nothingserious:
Lol!

How I wish you could just read to understand.
You are looking for Jesus saying “I am God”.
You won’t see that. But if you are reading to learn, you would open your mind and understand.

And I am amazed that even after reading all those Bible verses in the Gospels and the Epistles, that was all you could say. Wow!

At least some people argue that they only believe the Gospels and not Paul’s epistles like I cited. Yours is completely off the mark
I am done arguing...

Believe what you believe
Celebrities › Re: MI Abaga: It's Hard To Serve God In Lagos by Offpoint1: 2:55pm On Sep 13, 2021
confirmedniggae:
bro so u sef dey see them..i work and live here in lekki.

we are seeing things oo especially on admiralty way aje
That Admiralty way, should be rename to Godon way... things dey happen for that road....Worse from 7pm down
Christianity Etc › Re: Explain These Bible Verses by Offpoint1: 11:09am On Sep 13, 2021
Nothingserious:
...
In all the verses you quoted, do you notice there was a supreme being, a father figure?
There's one whom the other bow to? Jesus isn't that supreme being... The father is.

Can't believe you're quoting me with clear evidence of Jesus not being GOD and still arguing he is at the same time.
Education › Re: How Is FG Policy Affecting Your Children's School Choice? by Offpoint1: 11:04am On Sep 13, 2021
ImaIma1:
Haaa!

They should keep trying. A boy will come.
lol, why are you so wicked?
Christianity Etc › Re: Explain These Bible Verses by Offpoint1: 9:11am On Sep 13, 2021
Nothingserious:
Only God had ever forgiven sins.
In the gospels Jesus forgave sins, and the religious leaders said it was sacrilegious.

Only God ought to receive worship, the Gospels account that Jesus was worshipped and he never cautioned or stopped them from worshipping him.

The last of the Gospels John had so much to say about Jesus being same as his father God.

If you don’t mind, the epistles by Paul and Hebrews had a lot to say about Jesus being same with God.

If you don’t like the accounts of the Epistles, you can stick to Matthew, Mark and Luke. But if you like John, a lot was written there too.

Thomas also exclaimed “My Lord and my God” and Jesus did not challenge or correct that.

Thank you.
If you read my previous comments you'll understand I stated Jesus was given authority to do those things, it was God who gave him those authority... Which he himself clearly stated in the Bible.

Jesus had, have no power to do anything without God's authority.. Read your Bible carefully. Once you understand he was given those authority by something greater him, then you'll understand he wasn't God.

No need arguing this, alot of people seems to have comprehension problems.
Education › Re: How Is FG Policy Affecting Your Children's School Choice? by Offpoint1:
Omo I'm constantly praying for parents with kids during this era o...

Even as a single guy when I check my weekly expenses, the zeal to work just die off. It's like a rat race.

Imagined big closeup toothpaste of N150 few years ago is now N500.

Last one I bought a month ago was at N350, and N500 yesterday.

My neighbour wife delivered twins last week Friday, both girls... These are people with 5 kids already, all girls. I guess they were seeking for boys, since that Friday husband has not returned homegrin
I was weeping for the man, a plumber for that matter.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Watch Funny Video Of Me Hugging Random Strangers In My School! by Offpoint1: 8:32am On Sep 13, 2021
FavourIdubor:
Watch Funny Video Of Me Hugging Random Strangers In My School!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_HWv0wAyE

Please watch, like and subscribe for more
You need alot of works to do.

This is a great content idea, but poorly executed.

The editing was terrible with constant vertical and blur sides effects.

Your camera man is terrible for YouTube content, his voice has nothing doing in the video.

The camera should have best been hidden to get the best reactions.

You yourself you're not showing seriousness with all the laughing when try to hug.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NJFP: The Portal Keep Rejecting Our Company phone Number, Any Solution (picture) by Offpoint1: 8:13am On Sep 13, 2021
Tell the CEO to appeal his village.

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