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Family › Re: I Don't Care Neighbours by Offpoint1:
Nemesis0147:
We are used to it here oh…
That’s why I’m always having my keys on me 247 because my neighbors won’t even answer your greetings talk more of greeting you back and I love it that way!
Neighbors are your closest family, that's what some of y'all don't know. If there's an emergency, neighbors are the first responders. Nigeria is not US where you get ambulance in 5 minutes.

2 years ago, I blackout in my bathroom because I wasn't feeling fine... Next thing I opened my eyes I found myself in the hospital. Thanks to a neighbor who said he heard unusual sound of someone falling, he ran to my door to check and no response, he had to break the door... Imagine if I was the type of I don't care neighbor.
Romance › Re: Olosho Is A Multimillion Industry In Lekki - Nigerian Man Claims by Offpoint1: 5:11pm On Apr 09, 2024
Oyindamolah:
Come to Ikate make you come see something, infact there's a 2 storey five bedroom duplex in Ikate axis na runs girls full the place. ( From the way they dress👗 and talk you will know, many of them patronize Kemzy Kitchen and As e dey hot restaurant)

As a matter of fact if you have money just rent an apartment an sublet to these girls, you will make money.
My brother, dem full island... Most apartment for that area na dem full.

I weep
Romance › Re: Olosho Is A Multimillion Industry In Lekki - Nigerian Man Claims by Offpoint1: 4:14pm On Apr 09, 2024
😂 There's particular street in phase 1 where all the house are rented to runs girls.

You see them being drop off every morning from various sugar daddies and fraudsters
Romance › Re: Ladies Have You Observe Guys No Longer Beg Us For Relationship These Days by Offpoint1: 3:43pm On Apr 09, 2024
Make I ask you out so that you go tell me sey you no get data tomorrow or next week na your birthday?


Na who wan spend on me I dey find like this.
Politics › Re: Meter Premium Customers In 60 Days, FCCPC Tells Discos by Offpoint1: 2:08pm On Apr 09, 2024
grin until the whole nation is metered, light won't improve. These folks are making money wether they provide service or not.
Crime › Re: CCTV Captures A Lady Who Switched Off Light To Steal Goat Meat (Pix, Video) by Offpoint1: 10:51am On Apr 09, 2024
grin half wise.... Let he that has never achieve meat crucify her
Politics › Re: Thursday Approved As Additional Public Holiday by Offpoint1: 9:47am On Apr 09, 2024
Penguin2:
Your grandmother swallowed school bus🤣🤣🤣
Evidence dey 😂
She swallow abi she no swallow?

Politics › Re: Thursday Approved As Additional Public Holiday by Offpoint1:
Penguin2:
Na till next week Monday be that🤓

No be Nigerians again?
😂I no even bother go work yesterday... I don tell dem my grandma swallow school bus, I dey hospital with her 😂 🤣
Politics › Re: Energy Crisis: More Problems For Households, Others As Cooking Gas Price Surges by Offpoint1:
Welcome to a new Nigeria where man cannot afford to buy food, the one he collects on credit he can't afford to cook it.

One thing I learn from religious books, when a curse king rules there's always hunger in the land.

An evidence of fail government is when her citizens can't afford common food.


It'll take someone extremely daft to cast another vote for Bulaba next election.

I'm reading this thread with cylinder in my hand cuz I ran out of gas last night.
Last I filled was N1400 per kg... As I'm typing right now it's N1600

Imagine CMS to lekki that used to be N200, I paid N700 yesterday. Elf to contain N300, I paid N700...Imagine those working on the island what they spend daily on TF ...Nigeria is fxxked.
Events › Re: Fear Of EFCC: Man Seen Handing Bride Money Instead Of Spraying At Wedding by Offpoint1: 10:10pm On Apr 08, 2024
grin
Politics › Re: Soldiers Fight Bandits And Terrorists With Armoured Tanks (video/pics) by Offpoint1: 1:28pm On Apr 08, 2024
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Politics › Re: Emefiele Arraigned In Court, Pleads Not Guilty To Charges by Offpoint1: 10:10am On Apr 08, 2024
He's not guilty until proven guilty by a competent court of law.

Bulaba is just punishing him for trying to frustrate his vote buying. If bulaba is pissed, he should go after Buhari, Emewefele can't do nothing without his oga authorization.
Travel › Re: 22 Escape Death In Lagos-Ibadan Highway Crash by Offpoint1: 10:09am On Apr 08, 2024
Sirianese:
Big mortar or small mortar grin
Put the L yourself, I no get time for edit.
Travel › Re: 22 Escape Death In Lagos-Ibadan Highway Crash by Offpoint1:
More like it wasn't their time... No mortal can escape death.


Reality fact:

Do you know humans were technically made to live on earth for only 3 minutes and each time you breath you reset your own clock?
Science/Technology › Re: #Eclipse2024: Will There Be Eclipse Today? by Offpoint1: 8:28am On Apr 08, 2024
Judolisco:
D last real eclipse I witnessed was around 2006 or 2005, I can't really remember d year , obasanjo was still president and Stella d first lady was still alive.... I remember being in class and everywhere was dark and our teacher led us out to witness d historical event..... I can't forget dat day... Everywhere was dark, and some of my mates were crying that d world has come to an end, but we wey dey current we're expecting it because we watched NTA d previous night...... Omo 9ja was still very much peaceful then and we were very happy
Match 2006, that was my first experience too.
Science/Technology › Re: #Eclipse2024: Will There Be Eclipse Today? by Offpoint1: 8:26am On Apr 08, 2024
sirblend:
Hunger won't make Nigerians see it.....

Presently the day is very bright..
No African will experience it, only Americans
Science/Technology › Re: #Eclipse2024: Will There Be Eclipse Today? by Offpoint1: 8:25am On Apr 08, 2024
Not visible to any African countries, na America get this one
Politics › Re: Greed, Wickedness Greater Sins Than Homosexuality – Sanusi by Offpoint1: 8:22am On Apr 08, 2024
Is homosexuality not greed and wickedness? God give us one hole but those greedy bastards wan extra-tight hole, ain't that greed and wickedness?
Politics › Re: Eid-El-Fitr: FG Declares Tuesday, Wednesday Public Holiday by Offpoint1: 8:21am On Apr 08, 2024
Goodlady:
I m single.
Can we exchange contact? Maybe a year or 2 if things work out fine we can get our wedding picture on the front page?
Politics › Re: Eid-El-Fitr: FG Declares Tuesday, Wednesday Public Holiday by Offpoint1: 9:59pm On Apr 07, 2024
Goodlady:
With their exorbitant charges.
Suffer dey Nigeria no be small!
Goodlady are you single? I want to make you my babe
Business › Re: Have Prices Of Commodities Reduced In Your Area? by Offpoint1: 9:50pm On Apr 07, 2024
377:
Rice is 65000 now In Abuja
Noodles is reducing
Garri is increasing everyday
Na this garri own dey vex, from 2k a paint bucket 3 weeks ago as of today it's 2800
Politics › Re: Band A Customers Decry Extortion By Power Firms Amid Poor Supply by Offpoint1: 6:14pm On Apr 07, 2024
nairalanda1:
Good, so all the power companies collapse, people lose their jobs and we still have bad light.

If you were a businessman, you won't sell your goods for free or at half price to help the poor.
They should collapse, we've paid for what we didn't use for years.
Education › Re: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by Offpoint1: 5:29pm On Apr 07, 2024
caesymore:
Boom Dig_It!!!


Oyibo cum dey different, which one come be buildup wey dey block pipe huh shocked
I tire, sperm come thick pass shit? 😂 Sotey e burst pipe? 😂 🤣
Celebrities › Re: “Davido Can’t Tell Me What To Post On My Platform. He Doesn’t Feed Me” VDM by Offpoint1: 5:25pm On Apr 07, 2024
Sonnobax15:
grin. You left the main point of discussion and delve into something different entirely.......But why do your Nigerian bannies hate this VDM of a guy so much? I bet if dem put VDM for ground say make Nigerian bannies kill am,one drop of him blood no go spill because dem so much detest am..

But in a sane world,the truth is bitter but must always be told.........I respect and regards VDM for that ..
You should know that whoever talked against bleaching cream and promo DNA test automatically becomes the greatest enemy of Nigeria oloshos 😂
Celebrities › Re: “Davido Can’t Tell Me What To Post On My Platform. He Doesn’t Feed Me” VDM by Offpoint1: 5:19pm On Apr 07, 2024
saphiere:
Only a mentally sock person will be VDM follower.
I am not an advocate to of DNA because some times nurses and doctors swap people's babies at birth.

Even if DNA was to be demanded from Wunwi, it shouldn't have been at the moment she was mourning. More so, it shouldn't have been from VDM. He is not part of the family and has not contributed anything to the family. God punished him from shifting attention from the death of Mohbad to DNA.
Lol you're not advocate of DNA, now I know where the hatred is coming from 😂

If babies were swapped, madam there's maternal DNA test for that.

Close up.
Politics › Re: Band A Customers Decry Extortion By Power Firms Amid Poor Supply by Offpoint1: 5:07pm On Apr 07, 2024
We are all band A.

Bypass your meters, every government sector is stealing millions from the national treasure. The only thing the masses used to enjoyed has been canceled by bulaba.


So I encourage everyone who can bypass their meter should do so. An average politician steals nothing less than 5m in a month. So bypass the fxxkkn meter if they won't fix the cost.
Christianity Etc › Re: I No Longer Have The Interest Of Going To Church Every Sunday, Any Help? by Offpoint1: 11:19am On Apr 07, 2024
EreluRoz:
You are somehow right but I'm telling you boldly now that prayers can move mountains. It all has to do with your faith
Should we put it into practicality? Prayer can't move a mountain who God didn't programmed to move.

If that mountain was God's will to move tomorrow, no prayers on earth will make it move today. Digest this
Christianity Etc › Re: I No Longer Have The Interest Of Going To Church Every Sunday, Any Help? by Offpoint1: 11:12am On Apr 07, 2024
EreluRoz:
I mean have you noticed any positive change in your life , like in a difficult situation and you apply your belief and things suddenly changed for the better
I've gotten the clarification, though I knew what you meant.

Your question was coming from the point of wrong religion idealogy passed down unto us.

Let me answer your question in the simplest form I can. Have in mind I'm a realist.

As a realist, I've come to the realization that TIME is everything, time offers all healing and all changes.
When life troubles hits, I firstly ACCEPT reality that troubles are part of life, they're inevitable regardless of one believes. I accept the reality (2 possibilities) that time will bring healing or healing might never come.
Once I accept this reality, I handle life troubles easily and live my best moment without being overshadowed and overwhelmed with the troubles.
The difference when I was religious is... I will pray, and pray, believing God will take control and if the trouble persist, you become mentally stressed and worried and questioned yourself/God. As a realist I don't question myself or God, nor stress.

I want you to look at the 2 scenarios, think over it deeply...

If you're sick, time will be the healing factor, if you have needs, time will be the providing factor.
If you're destined to die tomorrow, no amount of prayers can't change that. If you're meant to be blessed 2026, no amount of prayers will fast forward it to 2024, it will always be at the appropriate designed TIME.

So YES it has helped me to deal with life troubles and live the best of my life being happy instead of worries, knowing fully well I can't change nothing. Prayers are just humans trying to manipulate or blackmail God to fast forward what he has already programmed.
Christianity Etc › Re: I No Longer Have The Interest Of Going To Church Every Sunday, Any Help? by Offpoint1:
EreluRoz:
Has your own type of belief benefit you spiritually? Has it ever worked for you?
Define your "Worked for you"... I have my reasons. Because the so called religion folks are there for one personal or the other. I need that clarity.
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Countries With The Largest Number Of Christians- Statisense by Offpoint1: 10:17am On Apr 07, 2024
havilla:
there are lots of Christians in the US, they are even more devoted than Nigerian Christians
Walk the street of any US state and ask 50 of Americans when last they read the Bible, if you get just 10 who read their Bible a week ago, get back to me or draw your conclusions from their.
Christianity Etc › Re: I No Longer Have The Interest Of Going To Church Every Sunday, Any Help? by Offpoint1: 10:14am On Apr 07, 2024
EreluRoz:
Are you a believer or an atheist?
Atheism has to do with not believing in a existence of a deity.

I'm not an atheist or a believer, I'm a realist. I believe there's a creator. (The creator I'm talking about isn't the Abrahamic religion creator) but the true creator of the universe.
Christianity Etc › Re: I No Longer Have The Interest Of Going To Church Every Sunday, Any Help? by Offpoint1: 10:10am On Apr 07, 2024
EreluRoz:
You have a point but I grew up going to church and doubt if I'll ever be totally comfortable to stop attending church service
I don't think you've been dedicated to church than I was... Free birth I've been dedicated to all weekly activities, services internal and external for 28 years. If I missed a service I used to have that feeling of emptiness... Today I'm free and realized I was suffering from indoctrination and mental caging.

Today I've seen who God is truly his.

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