₦airaland Forum

Ebukaboss:
This morning me and my girlfriend went to eat at a shoprite, after the eating moment i stepped outside... I saw mum and i was shock so me and gf greeted her... She didn't anwser us when i looked straight to her eyes.... She shake her head and eye me with bad looking.... Before she comes back
pls guy tell me what she meant,even me i don't understand

quentin06:
No they dont.

emmydee:
Then a new messaging platform will spring up and people will ditch Twitter. It is as simple as that.

Imagine if WhatsApp begins to charge monthly subscription outside what we have today.

franchasofficia:
Seun can ignore if he created Nairaland as a community service and not to earn income and improve his life and that of his generation



I would have loved to buy Nairaland and change things myself if Seun puts it up for sale cos it has a lot of potentials waiting to be harnessed, but I guess Seun is satisfied with what he is getting from the forum so far, its cool still

lomprico:
Try it and watch nairaland die slowly. Another programmer will create a new site that gives up what we enjoy on nairaland now and there will be mass migration.

GENES11S:
We too like free things for this country. That's why there is poverty everywhere.

SmartPolician:
Life is in stages. $20 is just #16k per month. That money is nothing to people and organisations that have that verification mark.

If he could afford it, he would pay without complaining. Abraham Maslow calls it the Hierarchy of Needs .

NoToPile:
Things are happening oo, since he still has about 6 or more wives to go you might get lucky nkechi



I never even thought these new ladies he got married to will ever think of getting married to the Ooni I was wrong, most of them are comfortable already from good families and not even old. Nawa o.

What was /is the driving factor ?

Ladygbola:
I hear you.... you way knack madwoman fortnight ago...

Ladygbola:
You deserve to be fuvcked to death ....

EBMedia:
I Am Patiently Waiting For My Turn - Nkechi Blessing Writes Ooni of Ife (Photo)

Nigerian actress, Nkechi Blessing Sunday has reached out to the Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi, who appears to be on a wedding spree, IGBERETV reports.

The monarch has gotten married to six women within the last one month.

Taking to her Instagram page, Nkechi shared a photoshopped image of her kneeling before the monarch and wrote;



https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkTNcOdgwd2/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

matrixme:
Omo, see beta business strategy! Opens the door, charge people almost nothing to enter, then they get high inside and can't leave, then pay higher to remain inside. If you want a free verified status, go to Koo. If it is still up and running, that is. Let your fans follow you there.
Seun are you thinking what I'm thinking? Sell Nairaland for me now pls. All these tribal bigots and insultive posts will come at a heavy cost. I won't even ban anybody. To post memes lasan, is 200 naira.

nifemi25:
Shey make I tell this nigga wetin we dey use Jekomo and coco sanba do abi make I mind my business jejeli

BABANGBALI:
him take mouth suck the girl pusssssy now and swallow the water wey the girl pour for him mouth

Grumio:
Hello everyone. I need help. Around May 2022, I had a fling with a girl. We had what I couldn't even call sex in the real sense of it. It happened that I tried to insert my penis but the tip of my penis only touched her vagina opening, it appeared to me like I never even penetrated in the real sense of it and even if I had penetrated it still would have been only the tip touching the vagina for less than 10 seconds but there was no thrush at all as I didn't deep it in

Also the girl was trying to sit in me and ride and in the process my penis could have touched the vagina opening with an actual thrush again and there were lot of deep kisses and sucking.

A few weeks later, exactly 2 weeks I started feeling sick with headache and two days later, I had fever, my body was hot and I was feeling cold, I took anti malaria injection and also took ciprofloxacin and amoxilin. I got better.

But by the fifth day I noticed my neck was swelling, at the back of my neck on the right side, it was towards the back. And the next day I had some sort of sore throat, it wasnt actually feeling sore, but it felt like something was blocking the throat. I also started noticing muscle tingling and pain Iin my hand and leg.

After 2 weeks I noticed rashes on my forehead, it looked like acne or pimples (I will add a picture), I applied anti bacteria and a it fungal cream and it vanished and turned to dark spots on my face.

About a month later I was seriously sick with fever, headache, cough that refused to go, I had to go to a hospital where test was carried out and I was told I had an infection slcoa my white blood count was 11700 microliter and I was admininstered with Sulfamethoxazole and trimethoprim which worked well cos in the space of 2 hours I was relieved and all the symptoms disappeared.

I then went to use ciprofloxacin again and I started developing rashes on my forehead again, I used the same cream and it turned to dark spots. After the whole thing I started feeling very hot around my neck and chest every morning and it only reduces anytime and walk around or Jog, there was no sweat whatsoever.

I haven't tested yet cos I believe my risk is such a low risk, some even said I had no risk but I have kept having panic attacks evevrythime and I am also scared of running a test.

Please Doctors in the house what infection could it be and what are the odds that it could be HIV under such circumstances?

lastchild:
2 days ago, i started noticing that my right eye go blur under the sun, yesterday it grew worst that i couldn't see clear with that eye under the sun, tears kept flowing down that eye and it kept closing like am sleepy, once it's night time the eye becomes healthy.

This morning, i woke up and discovered something like coverage in that eye that made my vision blur, like something was pasted on my eyeball, i used the mirror but nothing was there. Am preparing to go to the hospital now but feel like sharing it here for any advice


thanks

BloomingDale:
If you love yourself it will be extremely/very difficult for you to go into any relationship. That's because you love yourself, love your company, are comfortable with your own company etc. and any intrusion is seen as a disturbance. It will take the grace of God to look for someone else. I believe men and women were meant to be by themselves.

HarlequinLekex:
Why is that road not [b]tiled [/b]abi na my eyes dey turn?

EBMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1430979/photos-video-former-first-lady-patience-jonathans-57th-birthday-party/

Ebymyk:
Reasonable punishment...

Slayar:
10k for a night. She told me she has a bf bla bla bla, she don't do hookup, I invited her over for a drink at a bar closeby. After 3 bottles each and pepper soup I started touching her,I told her if I no fuvk her dis nite na fuvk up.

She reason with me and called the mumu bf and lied to him. We went to hotel,she wanted her breast sucked, I no hesitate. bleeped her 3times from night till morn.

Rossonero:
I beg give me my money for hand I take God beg you.

STEWpid:
Chai


Brother, forget about applying for jobs, except you're sure that you will be doing a VERY good job with better pay; a pay that is comfortable in reference to the current Nigerian situation.

The few VERY good jobs that one may find are not for people without years of cognate experience. The usual job for newbies in Nigeria are largely ordinary jobs with a VERY dehumanizing pay. THIS IS NAIJIRIYA!!

If you move on to start applying for non- existing jobs and you finally land one, you might be smiling at the pay just because it's a new job and getting it was a miracle. But as time goes, it is you that will think of your situation and your age.

At that point, you will be the one to realize that you're actually older than all that stuffs.

This is because;

1. It's a miracle you'll get a reasonable boss.
2. All those small small organizations can never pay you anything reasonable.

Advice;

1. If you have a handwork, better. Is the handwork in vogue? Think..

2. If not or no handwork, meet someone or people that you can serve with to learn a VERY good skill, especially in Building. It would help if you have financial support no matter how little it may be.

Continue the hustle and carry yourself appropriately, YOU'LL MAKE IT.

AS AN OLD MAN, YOU WILL BE THE ONE TO FIGHT YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT SOON!!!

Anyways, except you have your ways..

Shalom!

Raalsalghul:
Matthew 7:5

"Hypocrite! First get rid of the log in your own eye; then you will see well enough to deal with the speck in your friend’s eye."

Miltonz123:
I moved and copy all her chat and saved in plain text.

Michelle55:
Aaaaaaah, I didn't nau. I see what you are trying to do oh, you wanna make me feel guilty abi?
Oya sorry na, I don't like belittling anybody oh. That's not me.

Miltonz123:
How do you guy do knack someone you now see as nothing. I am sorry I can't even touch her. My heart is very heavy.. I need to relax. I wish she's not passing the night...

Miltonz123:
I know majority of you will call me a simp but I have to pour out my mind.

I have been in a relationship with this girl in 2021. I met her through her brother, which was my friend and everything had been a blissful. I really love her even though I am 9 years older than her. I worked in the islands then while she worked in mainland and the relationship was OK.
I have a job that's not that paying much but I thank God I can eat and sleep in a 2 room flat I am managing as I haven't really furnish the apartment like that.
Back to my girl to be turn ex this morning g, we did plan to engage though and I have promised to marry her when I know the time it's right. I have introduced her to my family members and my parents that she's the one.
I never doubt her love and trust because she's very religious and caring to home. (my mom too is religious and she want me to marry her by force lol) . She's good and respectful that my landlord keep telling me I was lucky. She would make sure we pray together every morning and night and all. Because of all this, I trust her that a choir and prayer girl like this will not cheat.

One thing led to another, her phone was stolen this month.. And since I have a spare phone, I decided to lend her my spare android phone to use. She brought the phone to me that her WhatsApp chat need to be recovered. I told her the only way we can restore her chat is to restore through Google backup she did. So I took the phkne to my office and start using my work WiFi to do the restoration of her chat.

After restoring, I asked for her password a d lo and behold, what I saw break my heart.

She has been flirting wirh a particular guy since January this year because I decided to read all there chat from beginning. In January the guy was pressing her to see her. I saw the guy snap with his Honda civic car, and all that. And the chat was Consistent. March she has been sleeping at the guy place and it was in that March that we started cohabiting together because her work place is closer to me and she want to save in her transport. She was telling the guy that I am still struggling and all that, that she doesn't think she can wait for me. Around June, she was sack from her work, and she told me she want to be staying with her sister. I said ok since they live in mainland, she can be coming to island any time she's free. But it's a war to get her attention and when she comes, if I try to touch her she won't let me, citing we have to wait till we married and God will not like it.

And I don't like forcing my way.

So for 3 month till now, I haven't romance her. Only kiss

Lastly, In her chat, she has been seeing this guy steady and she had been collecting steady. So this end of September, she told the guy she's not seeing her period, and test came out she is pregnant.

I continued reading, and the guy told her he's not ready for the baby and that's how this my ex to be blocked the guy since last week after an heated argument... Looks like the guy Don clear her that he's not ready to settle down at all as he told her he doesn't have a dime in the bank and he Want to sell his car.

Well, this is 12:30am and I can't sleep and she's sleeping sheepishly be side my bed. 7:00am I am driving her out of my apartment for good and this is the end. I will explain everything to her brother and I hope he will understand.

I gave her phone two times and a laptop and this is the church manipulation she put me into. Because of my kindness and love.... I told her everything was going to fine between us but I thought as a prayer warrior person and someone that can't do without church will be faithful. She was a choir member self.

But I have had enough.

Goinf Back to single life again.