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kereman1:
Born in Nigeria, we have a criminal natural instinct imbedded in us.
Bankers, POS vendors, transporters are cashing out big time.

Otunbakayce:
I just discovered that my innocent looking assistant perpetrated a massive fraud of #3,860,000 under my watch from the month of May - December 2022.

My new hospital Administrator called me for a private meeting to inform me that I am under remitting and she wouldn't want to work with me anymore. I requested to see her book and I was lost in awe when I saw what was being recorded for my unit as remitted revenue.

I got angry and left to get my book which we compared to the administrators book and discovered that there were some months that this lady didnt remit a penny and when she remits for some months she would remit only about 20-30% of the amount we generated.

I went back to my office after comparing my books with that of the administrators with a promise to arrange receipts and other books for her to see. The administrator apologized to me for her thoughts towards me.

As soon as I got to my office I gave the books to my assistant and told her to arrange all our receipts and keep it on my table. This lady went home with all the books and didnt drop them as instructed.

I resumed work on Monday and she brought the book with incomplete receipts. This lady didnt remit a dime from the month of August to December. She was issuing a forged receipt and putting same in the books for me for monthly checks.

I generated about #5,362,000 and this lady only remitted 1,123,000 and the rest were paid through bank transfers which I am not sure if they were really paid.

Till this moment I can't believe that this lady could pull such heartless and wicked heist.

She has been begging me to help her die the case as it was because of family issue that made her do such.

I have made up my mind that I won't work with her again and its left for the Hospital management to find how to get their money from her.

Please your advice will be appreciated!

lazynairalander1:
Last week I had an interview for a data analyst teaching job, after series of interview process which includes.
Analyzing data with Excel and BI
Extracting and cleaning data with Python &SQL
Modeling, analyzing and visualization with R.
Though my Python prowess wasn't that good but I was told that what they needed is a data analyst who can handle R very well and I really impressed in that aspect.

I showed my data analysis projects on the above software excluding Python. Then we went to oral interview which led to the salary part. I was asked to name my price.
I told them to give me a breakdown on how many days I will be coming to work because I learnt it will be part time teaching job, the interviewer agreed to mail me my schedule.

I was hoping it will be weekend (like Friday evening, Saturday & Sunday) only for me to realized it will be Mon-Thur (that's not part time, I told the manager or so).
The worst part is that they are willing to pay me 10k/week for the job and I will be paid each week I come to work which means it's only the weeks the students avail themselves that I will teach and be paid.

Those tech pay such ridiculous amount or am just unlucky?
What am I expected to do with 10k weekly?
Transport?
Data?
Food?
Electricity?
What exactly?

I was furious though and I am still furious.

MaryAye:
I recently noticed my boy complaining of itching on his back. When I checked I noticed is boil. I quickly googled it and found out is chickenpox.

I took him to a chemist and it was diagnosed as one. Please house what must have caused it?

Picture attached.

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lordkay10:
Isn't Drogba himself the king of diving?

SodiumValproate:
focal seizure

gbadexy:
You're very right.
The sister most likely manipulated the fool with fake tears and horrible things the husband did while indirectly fueling the simple minded but devoted brother's anger with an expected outcome knowing his brother's nature and capability.
Las Las she would say she didn't send him message .

SodiumValproate:
Toto Dick eh!

StrongAlphMale:
Question: How long should a lady wait before asking the man she is in a relationship with for money?

My own Answer is:
She should wait for as long as it takes her to get a job or business, and then she can give her ATM to the man and ask him to help her withdraw her money!

StrongAlphMale:
Question: How long should a lady wait before asking the man she is in a relationship with for money?

My own Answer is:
She should wait for as long as it takes her to get a job or business, and then she can give her ATM to the man and ask him to help her withdraw her money!

StonedLex:
One of my friends is currently working in Nasarawa for 120k and he got a job opening for 300k in lekki.

He's finding it hard to choose one because he has not stayed in Lagos before.

Considering the cost of living of both states, which one do you think is okay?

How much is rent around lekki free zone?

SUXXI:
You can check out cost to build container house. Its cheaper than using blocks and the house can be relocated to another destination. Its what i plan to use to build my dream house. Container designed and customized house. Google container house and you will be amazed.

KingMack:
One of the greatest lesson I've learnt is that for this Life marry better Wife.. because the wrong one kills faster than crack

Goodlady:
I just watched the video.
The woman asked the question I v been asking and the thing I want to stop in governance.
High Cost of Governance.
Buhari deceived us with it. Posterity ll judge him.
Meanwhile, let all government political post warnings be slashed to civil service wage structure.
When we do this, only sane politicians ll be contesting. Also, life earnings of presidents, senators, governors, reps should be reviewed. Only civil service people deserve retirement plans.

KanwuliaExtra:
Besides Ukraine. . . which wars are men fighting now or in the last 20 years? Which "other activities"?
Jesus died at 33. . . . and will have to die again to make the same impact. The second coming sounds familiar. . . .perhaps he would require a 9th and a 10th and still make no impact for followers with 'hardened hearts and souls'.
I ask again. . . what are MEN doing awake at night when they should be sleeping?

Exceed15:
Because men do not learn to ignore when they don't have the capacity to solve family issues at hand. The people putting the pressure on you will live on after you die. Men should step back and think about themselves first.

Ekpeitut:
RIP lower back.

rickpat:
you can only suggest a savings plan/pattern for him...you telling him to save in your account is WRONG..

focus on your own CAREER...talks like these makes most men disrespect women...when I read the topic,I even thought you work in a bank and you are advising him to open an account with your bank

NB: YOU ARE ONLY A GIRLFRIEND,IF THE TABLES WHERE TURNED WOULD YOU SAVE IN IS BANK ACCOUNT?..you have no right to tell him to save in your account except he is the one that ones too.. GIRL GIVE YOURSELF SOME RESPECT...things like these doesn't always end well...if the guy doesn't want to save in your account,let him be,no need pressurizing him, financial matters Should be decided between you two only...good luck

Edipet:
how

Edipet:
please be am about to travel to lagos just to write their test. Does it worth it?

robosky02:
If you know this men... Your not an indomie Generation

1. You should married with Kids

2. Mention their names

Edimakan:
One of them sabi nack for every movie

highchief1:
as a married man,make money have kids and leave ur wife alone .all women cheat just do ur thing and rest.don’t worry too much remember if u die she will ride on other dicks.her bf will attend ur funeral and eat rice untop ur head.me and one of my friend that was dating a married woman once attended the woman’s husband burial. u will live very long if u expect anything from a woman.my wife cannot shock me.

manmade:
lolz, your wife's ex boyfriend is inviting you to bring your wife to state on his bill, hmmm ,I still remember my late grandpa common saying; "he who pays the Piper dictate the tunes" , a goat is inviting you to a feast and said you should come along with your yam, I just hope you're really in charge as you're thinking.

Elzazzi:
@Axis313 according to your write-up that honourable is doing all that because of sex! Many of these men with money act that way. But can't you advice your friend to start respecting himself by doing his thing alone, instead of following the man about. He will be seen as a sycophant because people will think he's benefitting from the man while he doesn't even get anything!

Greatdand007:
And am even planning to leave abk cos it’s too boring and no opportunity here like Lagos what kind of biz can I do here in abk it’s very peaceful I don’t want to leave

Bignat:
I was born and brought up in Lagos. University education made it possible for me to leave Lagos and after graduation and completing my NYSC, I decided not to come back to Lagos. Best decision of my life.

I started business here in Asaba and its been wonderful. Live is peaceful, I have achieved goals faster.

Most individuals who are serious with their lives here easily become land owners and landlords within 20s and 30s.

Yes, lifestyle here is a bit expensive but I prefer it as compared to the choatic lifestyle in lagos.

I just visit Lagos for business and leave immediately i am done.

AllDModsAreMaad:
Regret ke?

I'm always grateful to God for taking that step, the only thing it affected was my former relationship and idgaf. Sometimes I wonder if i had taken the step earlier, I would have gone farther than this in the ladder of life(success).

Infact, when I was in Lagos I manage to save 15k in a month, today I am a millionaire thanks to God almighty.

ufotty2001:
I left Lagos State 5years ago to Port Harcourt. Currently, I have build my own house in pH. Lagos State is overrated.. when I was in Lagos I wasn't able to achieve a reasonable things. The truth is that Lagos is not for everyone.

muykem:
Please come down to Abia state. You will not regret it.

vengertime:
Lived in Lagos all my life until I moved down to Abuja where they don't take light year in year out, except during nationwide darkness which is usually few days darkness .

I lived in festac work in Ajah, I had to wake up by 5am in other to get to work by 8:30.

If I over sleep till 6am I'm in trouble. Mile 2 traffic is very unforgiving for people that don't wake up early.

In Abuja I wake up by 7 am eat breakfast and Bath and dress up and leave for work by 7:45 get to office by 8am.

Life is easier in Abuja. In Lagos every day was designed for suffering and inhaling all kind of smoke