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FamilyRe: Separation Is Imminent In My Marriage. by pak: 8:46pm On Jan 04, 2015
Jarus:
Any woman that will try half of this with me and still remain in my house, has not been born.
Oga Jarus, na so you harsh reach huh? grin

Anyway, thank God you didn't meet my ex - she for show you double !!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi Set To Take 17-Year-Old Girl As Fourth Wife by pak: 5:37pm On Jan 04, 2015
Johnpaul2k2:
[size=14pt]Northerners are not supposed to be called Nigerian

everything about them is odd, when a 17 years old girl should be writing her WAEC embarassed

Norther has almost everything belonging to Nigeria including the best Academy institution, yet South and Christians nominate their Schools. Whatever teaching they are spreading in North is really affecting them.
Why on Earth should i give my 17 years old daughter hands in Marriage? God will definitely Punish me for Child Trafficking

Sanusi went to the best school in the world, yet wants to destroy someone's Future.


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As much as I do not support underage marriage and I believe the girl child should be given the opportunity to actualise her dreams and choose whatever she wants to become and eventually whoever she wishes to marry but I will advise that we do not bring religion into this at all......
All historical evidences point to the fact that Mary was less than 16 when she was betrothed to Joseph
RomanceRe: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by pak: 8:19am On Jan 03, 2015
Ishilove:
I will slap the niqqa so hard, his ancestors will be dizzy. I will eat akpu, then use that akpu power to slap him repeatedly till I can slap no more.

Thereafter I will take him to the best clinic for treatment.

Girls are not smiling.
I just informed the SSS that my life has just been threatened !
I also informed my ancestors, they say make you come, they are ready for you!
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Ese Walter Ark Proudly Flaunts Her Huge Baby Bump by pak: 2:36pm On Jan 02, 2015
Why do people think others are having a blasts once they post 'smiling' pics

I once took a short trip with a lady I was dating and we fought so much I still get traumatised thinking about the trip but guess what ? she took so many pix, it was as though we were in heaven !!!
CelebritiesRe: APC VP Aspirant, Prof. Osinbajo, Strikes A Pose With Annie Idibia by pak: 9:39pm On Dec 30, 2014
kennygee:
There is something not right with this Osinbanjo guy.
You just wounded me with laughter grin grin grin

but come o, are you a GEJ supporter ?
CrimeRe: Mechanic Stabs Man For Pinging While Driving In Lagos (Photo) by pak: 9:58am On Dec 30, 2014
maxit2:
Well he should simply plead NOT GUILTY cos part of the charges read that he stole a SAMSUNG iPHONE. shocked
I thought I was the only one that noticed this. The prosecutor must be living under a rock !
LiteratureRe: Cuckold Content,, My Wife And My Friend by pak: 7:36am On Dec 30, 2014
Nice
LiteratureRe: A Merry Christmas (Short Story) by pak: 7:34am On Dec 30, 2014
LarrySun:
I turned to Jessica, "Can I see you outside for a moment?"

"Why?"

I whispered into her ear, "I think I know the criminal."

"Okay."

"Excuse us for a moment." I told the men, then Jessica and I walked out of the house and shut the door behind us.

"So, who killed my father?" She asked without preliminaries.

"I believe neither of the men killed your father."

"What!"

"I believe your father committed suicide."

"You're crazy. I too believe a lot of people would have told you that already."

She was actually right; many people had called me a crazy young man. I always saw it as a compliment.

"Let me explain myself," I told her, "When the three men got the money and kept it in the bank, one of then wanted a larger share; and that could only be achieved if at least one of the other partners died. The dead partner's signature would not be needed for the withdrawal of the money. It was your father who placed the package on John's doorstep yesterday morning. He was intending to have John killed so that he and Ben could share the money. Perhaps he was also intending to have Ben killed before the end of the year; that, I can't tell.

"But his plan boomeranged when John, without opening, sent the package to Ben who in turn opened the package, found the fruit he hated, bought two extra, changed the package and sent the gift back to your dad. But due to your father's exceptional fondness for cherries, he didn't suspect anything. There was nothing to suspect anyway; the package he received was different from what he sent, and the number of cherries he received were more than what he sent, so he had no reason to suspect that the poisoned fruits he sent out yesterday morning were returned to him last night. He ate one of his own poisoned cherries and died." I stopped.

Jessica looked at me for a long time; studying me, appraising me, assessing me. Then she asked, "What gave you the impression of the deduction you just made?"

I gave her the small card I was holding and said, "Look carefully at what is written on that card, did you notice anything different?"

She shook her head and said, "No."

"Look again, you will see that the 'Christmas' is spelt wrongly; it's without the letter 'i'."

"Yes, I see it. What does that have to do with anything?"

"It has a lot to do with everything. Your father left a clue there, I can call it a signature. He just didn't know that anyone would notice it. Thank goodness he did, an innocent person could have been prosecuted for his death if he hadn't."

"I don't understand anything you're saying."

"What was your father's nickname again?"

"Cherry."

"Then it's plain for everyone to see."

"What is that?"

"It's simple," I said, "What is written on that card 'A Merry Chrstmas' is the exact anagram of 'Sam Cherry Smart'."

"Oh, my God!" She covered her face with her palms. I was sure she was close to tears when she asked, "What are we going to do now?"

Take note of the royal plural pronoun.

"Four things," I replied, "First and foremost, you're going to give me the gun you concealed within you. It's a dangerous." She handed me the gun. "Secondly, you will go back inside and tell the men that you're no longer interested in knowing who killed father but you're going to collect your father's share of the money. I can go with you if you don't mind. Then thirdly, we shall go and bury your father."

"Okay, let's go," she said, paused for a moment and asked, "What is the fourth?"

I smiled and spread my hands out, "You will marry me."

She was not surprised, she regarded me curiously for a moment before stepping into my embrace.

Naturally, I should kiss her. I did exactly that.

THE END

LARRY SUN
©2014
larrysun4real@yahoo.com


Check out The Coffin of Errors (Another short story).
You wanna marry the daughter of a intending murderer shocked
Some traits are passed through the genes you know !

Actually that was a great story
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Types Of Atheists by pak: 7:19pm On Dec 28, 2014
manmustwac:
Listen dude. There are 250 million sperm cells in each ejaculation. So lets say if it takes a man up to 12 ejaculations to fertilize the egg (that is to get a woman pregnant) that will be 3 billion sperm cells wasted in the process. Which means at that ratio you and me got here on the odds of 3 billion to 1. Now that is if it only takes up to 12 ejaculations it dose take some men more. Now consider the population of nigeria 170 million, the USA 300 million, the UK 60 million, that is just about up to 2 ejaculations. So as far as am concerned we got here by chance and you and i are living proof of that wink
Never met you before but used to have a perception of you as an intelligent atheist but seriously, this post falls really short.....

The only excuse is, if you tell me mathematics is your weak point because that your take on the probability of conception is laughable at best. . . The possibility of a healthy woman conceiving through unprotectedsex with a healthy man in her fertile cycle is between 15% to 20%.
RomanceRe: Why Is It So Easy For Her To Forget Me? by pak: 12:11pm On Dec 28, 2014
islandbreeze:
Apart from money spent, I can't just believe I have wasted time and effort,
I remember when she was writing her final year project with a week left till final submission, I swung into action, rushed into a business centre and library to get enough materials, got the only guy that got A in his project in my graduating set, myself and the guy did her project chapter 1 to 3 that night as she was sleeping, chapter 4 and 5 later and she met up with the deadline scoring B. I was happy been able to achieved that, but believe me, I have not seen the final approved copy of the project till date, just one of those stuffs[quote author=pak so many cases like that!
No problem, am putting all these behind me!
I just don't know why ladies of nowadays don't reason logically.
Many might call you a fool for going to that extent.
but for a minute, just imagine that (God forbid) you fell sick shortly after helping her out with her project and she took the same level of care to tend for you, that would have seem to be a beautiful love story.......

So the problem is not the care you showed but the person you showed it to - She is the fool

So lesson learnt, move on and stop casting your pearls before swines !
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Types Of Atheists by pak: 12:04pm On Dec 28, 2014
Pyrrho:
No.
But can't this source be something else than someone somewhere seated on a throne, and with angels are hovering around, while one of his disobedient troublesome creation which is locked up somewhere terrible and some of his other creation would end up to share in his fate(unavoidable fate). While some others would spend eternity worshipping, praising... Dat is a whole lot of thinking, don't you think?
As long as you believe in a source of all existence......then why do you call yourself an atheist. We might dsagree about the nature of God but his existence as the source of all - no doubt about that!
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Types Of Atheists by pak: 11:58am On Dec 28, 2014
donbenie:
Asians are not a HOMOGENOUS people,the CHINESE and the Far East Asians are certainly not white #Mongolianrace,but the JEWS are of the WHITE race,even in the US,with their penchant for labelling even the HISPANICS as non Whites,recognises the Jews as WHITE..
You're wearing me out !

Only Joseph Smith and his latter day saints cronies believe Jesus was an American Jew !!!!
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Types Of Atheists by pak: 11:57am On Dec 28, 2014
Ishilove:
The North-East... Hmmmm.

*in Saka's voice* Be feri feri careful o sad

Yeah, I will finish it when I'm done with a project I'm working on. It's a long read though, so you can still follow it.
I have been there for some years now, almost eight years and I love the people and the place !

Wish you luck on the project you're on.....just don't forget to remember us when the money start to dey flow !
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Types Of Atheists by pak: 11:54am On Dec 28, 2014
Weah96:
In America, Jews are considered white people. Ask Donald Sterling.
CHISOS !!! WAS JESUS IN AMERICA ?

Today's Jews are now a very mixed race.

But originally Abraham originated from a region (Ur of the Chaldees - somewhere in , or close to Assyria) which will be equivalent to either modern day Iraq, Syria, Turkey or Iran.

Get your facts right (very) young man.

But this is unnecessary, I am comfortable in my blackness and I don't need Jesus being black to validate myself !
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Types Of Atheists by pak: 11:39am On Dec 28, 2014
Weah96:
Sure. Color is not important. That's why he's a white man.
donbenie:
Jesus was white,look around,the Jews are a white race..
Asians are generally regarded as people of colour but then this is only relevant to racists, if your only problem with Jesus is his whiteness, then I guess you have more serious underlying issues than I thought !
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Types Of Atheists by pak: 11:34am On Dec 28, 2014
Ishilove:
Pak my crush, very long time indeed. Where have you been? We still need to visit Mama Dolphin o. Chicken tinz smiley cheesy


Whaaaaaaat?! Sacrileage!! shocked tongue

Follow the links in my signature.

Happy reading wink
I've been in North East working on my biz !


Just saw the story.....I was actually following when it started but dropped off. I'll pick it up again but it seems you didn't conclude the piece.
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Types Of Atheists by pak: 11:25am On Dec 28, 2014
Weah96:
Keep your white hippie in your head and away from me. How's the white Jesus treating you?
You must be really young !!


Jesus wasn't white but then that doesn't matter.....He's a personal Saviour to me, color is irrelevant unless of course you feel inferior cos of your skin color.
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Types Of Atheists by pak: 11:16am On Dec 28, 2014
Ishilove:
smiley
@Ishilove ......long time.....my only crush on nairaland wink

It's a pity you've not written any new story since the Wasimi days cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Types Of Atheists by pak: 11:14am On Dec 28, 2014
Pyrrho:
I respect your believe, I wish I could do the same, but it doesn't make sense.
I respect your views too, primarily because common sense is contextual !

Thing is it makes less sense to think that every thing there is now just magically appeared without a source !
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Types Of Atheists by pak: 11:05am On Dec 28, 2014
I would have been an Atheist but . . . .

It's just that I believe in one God and I believe in Jesus Christ the messiah and that he came to earth and took on human form as an atonement for the sins of mankind when he died on the cross of Calvary that all men can be saved and be reunited with him and enjoy fellowship the way it was intended from the very start.
Christianity EtcRe: Dangers In Lying About The "Will Of God" by pak:
Vikkie14:
Marrying the wrong man/woman is not something palatable, It's like "Cancer in the marrow" and only the victim(s) could explain the pain(s) associated with such marriages(s).

When a young man/woman are planning on marriage together, it's a joyful and good things because it's the commandment of God. But, Brother, before you get married,PRAY to the Lord about it so you wont love the wrong woman, and Sister, tell God about it. The reason we have to pray assuredly is not far fetched.

Marriage is a fragile and a very sensitive issue, a matter of "till death do us part". So many would have made Heaven easily without trouble but alas! It's a pity! Wrong marriages have caused more harm than good. I would centre my dvise majorly on bachelors/spinsters seeking marital partners.

My Brother, when you want to marry, please don't look at her beauty(her fair complexion, brown like chocolate, or dark as tyre), and don't because of her hospitality marry her because so many have used these as criteria and are regretting now.

This makes me remember the case of a young brother, which we are going to make use as our yardstick to buttress this very important fact: "THERE IS DANGER IN CHOOSING IN OUR WISDOM AND THEN CLAIM IT'S GOD'S WILL".

Don't forget marriage is sacred and very fragile.

Back to the story of the young man.

He got married in a flamboyant way (heaven tingle, earth trembled). After returning home, the wife conceived and after 9 months, she put to bed a baby boy. Then, after sometime, the second and third children were born.

The wife started showing a strange signal at home: the 1st child mysteriously died, the 2nd and finally the 3rd child followed. "Ah! It's the work of evil people in your village", people were chanting not knowing it's the work of their mother, using them as sacrifices in her coven.

The worst part is that she killed even from her in-law's family. Her husband was an MD of a multi-national company in Lagos, but through her evil works, he was reduced to a destitute. Her words were always: if na pesin dey cause all dis calamity in my family, God wil judge una."
See her level of hypocrisy?

But, the day the cat was let out of the bag, her husband couldn't believe it. Is this a dream or a vision? He was asking. This is where false Will of God led him to.

After the meeting, he went to see his pastor. He narrated everything about the MISTAKE he made during courtship. He lamented: "Please Daddy, save me, bail me out, i've made a terrible mistake. Daddy, you asked me then if i've prayed about it but i lied. I chose her based on her intelligence,her beauty, the gift embedded in her, and her hospitality which were what drew her to me". He told the Pastor point blank that he wanted a Divorce, forgetting God frowns at it.

The MOG told him to calm down first and he explain the "visions" the man told him then.

The pastor starts: "i asked you then if you have prayed to God about it. You said yes and even backed it up with the visions you had. Let me remind you, your response were: Sir, i can't lie to you, i have prayed and seen visions. In my first dream, i was fetching water when suddenly she appeared and offered to fetch the water which she did, then I heard the voice; That's your wife".

The last goes thus: "I suddenly found myself in the midst of people celebrating. I noticed i wore an expensive traditional attire, and on turning to my side, it was this sister i saw, to cut story short, we got married". These are the dreams you told me then",
the Pastor concluded.

The pastor told him never to think about divorce because it's God commandment that none should put asunder what He has joined, and that he should remember those vows he made on the altar.

********My Advise*********
So, Sister, take heed, be wary of "sugar-coated mouth" brothers, there are many of them in the Church of God, BE WATCHFUL.

Brother, i exhort you too, Filing for Divorce is not Biblical(under whatever circumstances).
PRAY SO YOU WON'T PRAY.

Pray before you marry that sister. Sister, seek the face of God before you wed that brother.
This story looks concocted just to prove a point.....

So you mean someone allegedly kills 3 of your children and you still can't divorce that person ??

I'm a christian but sorry to say, you sound dumb !!
CrimeRe: Policeman Battered By Naval Officer Goes Blind (pictured) by pak: 9:06pm On Dec 27, 2014
Abuse of power is inherent in most culture in Nigeria

That's why our kings were 'kabiyesi' - the unquestionable ones.

and that's why culturally a kid is always in the wrong whenever there is an issue between him/her and the parents.

People with any form of power or authority never expect to be questioned or held accountable foe how they (mis)use the power.

You see soldiers slapping 'frog jumping' civilians at the slightest whim. Rich men 'arresting' poor folks and all that stuff.

You are a naval officer, you are a police man - so the next thing is to resort to violence in a civil issue ?
RomanceRe: Why Is It So Easy For Her To Forget Me? by pak: 9:01pm On Dec 27, 2014
islandbreeze:
Yes please.
I'll be very blunt (though I am not sure you have the will power to follow my advice)

Just walk away - start seeking other relationships and you'll be surprised at what you're missing

Forget about whether she loves you or not, forget about marriage or not - just walk away, walk away with your emotions and senses intact. If she's yours, you guys will find a way back together but if not good for you !


I am fully aware of how difficult this is because I have been there before !

I am a naturally compassionate person and I have a very small circle that I am fiercely loyal to. That was my undoing in the relationship.

I have at a point given half of my earnings to an uncle who was in difficulty because of the role he played in my life when I was much younger.
I have given my car out severally for friends to use when they needed it.
I have borrowed out part of my school fees to help a friend who was in a hole at that time - needless to say, he didn't pay back.

Call me crazy but I naturally derive pleasure and fulfillment in helping ppl out of difficulty.

I naturally carried this same attitude to my first serious relationship - everybody thought I was a 'lost in love' idiot but I was just being myself .....
boy was I taken for granted !!!!!! It was real crazy. It continued for years and we had started discussing marriage until I met with a marriage counselor and she laid the facts bare ! It just stared me in the face that I was being taken for a ride and I summoned all the courage I had to walk away !

Women are complex creatures, you can never tell with them ! Am sorry my relationship made me lose a lot of regard for the feminine folk. I grew up amongst women and I had this equality mindset in my earlier years but sorry, I see differently.

Funny enough, the girl might love you (although sixth sense says she's not) but as long as you are still there, you will remain her fool.

My instinct says you wont take my advice but I'll say it again - TO FREE YOURSELF, WALK AWAY !!!!!!! - DATE OTHER PEOPLE
RomanceRe: What Do You Do When U Get Hurt ?? by pak: 7:45pm On Dec 27, 2014
adebayour26:
How do you express your feelings when you get hurt or get angry?

1: Cry
2: Sleep
3: Listen Music
4: Sit in corner & think
5: go for long drive
6: Walk Alone
7: Silent
8: pray
comment fast

YOU CAN ADD YOURS
Just change number one to eat and am cool with everything in the list
RomanceRe: Why Is It So Easy For Her To Forget Me? by pak: 7:43pm On Dec 27, 2014
islandbreeze:
Thank You Laimo, I feel so hurt, am just trying to be careful as this could be deadly, there was a time I complained about her only calling when she needs one thing or the other, I caught her cheating but I felt that was not enough to leave her, called her and warned her but when I travelled home and my sigma had problem in 2009, I left the car, even sold it later, I started visiting her with cab as I must get her dinner every night as usual , it was a tough time for me, and I could no longer cope with her bills, we had a big misunderstanding and she left.
I started seeing her on bike as she love eatery so much, she one time invited me to one eatery but I didn't go cos I was not happy with her, but I soon recovered and got another car, was trying to get gas in a filling station and the bike she took that day wanted to get gas too, so my friend called her and she joined us, that was how she followed us home that day and we reconciled , but after she left for law school, I started visiting, sending money and bought all books, buying clothes and never allowed her to be driven by any of those rough commercial drivers, I was always there to take her home with her parent waiting for her at home, I ensured she was posted to a peaceful state but when she went for NYSC she requested I should give her 200k for house rent but I was broke then, she threatened me that a guys was asking out and ready to give her the money, I was dump founded , she started giving me deadline to send the money but I couldn't raise it, so I told her if its all about money, she should just let me be , that was how she started calling, but as was looking for a way out of my financial problem, my uncle in the oil and gas field called me and said I should go for some oil and gas training stuff,..... (Am just heartbroken) I can't type right now.

If I start going offshore now, she will come and start showing me love then, why can't she show me love now? Why is she not calling me now? I love her so much but I hate the way she treated me, I do not want to forgive her.
Clash of interest within myself.
I love her and I hate her
I just don't understand!
I finally get to meet someone worse than me !

Sincerely, based on experience nobody can advice you right now because you are neck deep !

She obviously has control over your emotions, and really we can't say if she loves you or not but one thing is certain - she knows she has you in her palms and is using it to full effects.

Question is - are you willing to deliver yourself ?
RomanceRe: I Caught My Friends Girlfriend Runsing In A Club, Should I Tell Him? by pak: 2:36pm On Dec 27, 2014
beestruck:
The best comment ever. My friend's bf will escort her 2 d cars of her runs n tell her 2 bring fried rice,chicken n ice cream while we wanted 2 kill ourselves over it. 4rm her runs, she set up a good business for both of them til he got a job. They r happily married now wit 2 kids celebrating 5yrs wedding anniversary. Since then, I don't poke my nose in other people's relationships. Mind ur business, urs might be cheating n u won't even see
I can't believe I just read this shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: I Caught My Friends Girlfriend Runsing In A Club, Should I Tell Him? by pak: 2:35pm On Dec 27, 2014
byvan:
I have the feeling that this your friend is equally a runs man with multiple girlfriends, a prostitute will make him a good wife. Leave the good girls for the good guys undecided.

Your statement " most valued girlfriend " shows your friend is no good to a decent girl.
Byvan the genius grin grin grin

Still regret not meeting you before you got married grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Caught My Friends Girlfriend Runsing In A Club, Should I Tell Him? by pak: 2:24pm On Dec 27, 2014
victorazy:
u liar!
Story for the gods
Which man go go meet his wife inside club to reconcile?
You just wounded me with laughter grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: BBA Contestant, Tayo Hangs Out With Warri Billionaire Ayiri Emami.....photos by pak: 2:00pm On Dec 27, 2014
asamaigho:
y not look well b4 u coment,it's an indoor poolside haba,una can fall person hand with ignorance....look at were tayo is seated u will notice it...
You try
CelebritiesRe: Regina Askia's Daughter Kissing Kogi Prince Musa Ado-Ibrahim (Photo) by pak: 11:59am On Dec 24, 2014
Looks so much like her mum.

but on a more serious note.....how exactly does this concern us huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Search For Jobs Without Your Employer Detecting by pak: 10:13pm On Dec 23, 2014
Why should I hide the fact that I am searching for another Job from my employer ??

Is my employer God or my father ?? As long as I am not doing it at the expense of company work or time, I gat nothing to hide
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s First Speech After The Military Coup Of 31st December 1983 by pak: 12:31pm On Dec 23, 2014
The Situation described in this speech is in almost every way similar to what obtains in today's Nigeria !

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