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fluxview:
i know of my younger sisters friend who got married with having sex with the guy, after the marriage, she found out that the guy is [size=18pt]important[/size] which was as a result of the accumulated drugs he has taking over an illness he has. she is considering leaving the union. GUy me the for fence that watch.

falls !!!!!!!!

Gosh ! did anyone notice the soles on Wizkid's shoes ?
That's a ladder! only second to the mad derenle

Rapmoney:
Poor man children nor fit go university again? This is why majority of our female undergraduates are runs girls. They try to keep up with the bills.

As much as I agree with the main focus of this thread, I disagree with this particular quote ! Most of these girls do runs to be seen as 'big' girls amongst their peers, get the latest phones, stay in posh hostels and if possible own a car.

You'll hardly ever see a girl sleep around to pay her school fees, so so rare !

PassingShot:
They keep insulting Buhari but he keeps highlighting their incompetence with facts.

If Buhari is an old plane whose functionality cannot be guaranteed, Jonathan must be a grounded keke whose non-functionality has been confirmed. So Nigeria and Nigerians are better off to try a plane which will still perform than stick with a keke we are sure cannot perform.

Bunch of buffoons!


*Modified.

Let's take a look at the stewpid issues that have emanated from the accursed party PDP since Buhari emerged and after they officially welcomed him to the race where they advised him to run an issues-based campaign:

1. Buhari/Amaechi Na Fatal Error - Is this an issue-based campaign? No

2. A vote for Buhari is a vote for Tinubu - Is this an issue-based campaign? No

3. Jonathan is Like Jesus Christ interview where Buhari was called many disrespectful names by Bastard Okupe.- Is this an issue-based campaign? No.

And now

4. Buhari - An Old Plane Parked for too long - Is this an issue-based campaign? No

The moment you think that PDP/GEJ have sunken to their lowest, the next moment they prove that they can sink even deeper.

We know they are on the panic mode button since emergence of Buhari and they can see the handwriting on the wall hence the name-calling and mudslinging.

Bunch of hypocrites!

You are too much !!!!!

Why is there a gee pee tank in his (sitting) room ?
Na there him dey store bunkered crude oil ??

TrishaP:
If the reverse is the case, what would you do? How would you feel if you eventually find out? Reason well before saying stuffs cus you can't take back words.

Well, from the little I understand, guys definitely don't mind that......

That a Lady chooses to discuss about a guy with her friend is seen as a badge of prowess (as long as it is not derogatory).

What guys hate being discussed as is the 'mugus' and 'magas'

zheroes:
@ op et al.

you guys should stop pretending , everybody talks about it to atleast a friend, you may not go as far as describing the shit but you sure will tell your friend you ve been there, it might only be once you told him, if you don't say then you sure don't have any friend, ladies do same. its seen on both sides as success, if you dey travel from lagos to warri shey you no dey tell anybody? when you get to ore, benin you sure will call a friend to update and when you finally get there, you don't need to tell them you ate banana at ore, chasing a babe is also a journey, you will just update to a close friend at the final bus stop meaning the journey was a success, if you don't then you don't have a friend. and again guys tell because we know some guys are assistant boyfriends.

You are too talented in using figuratives.....please go to literature section and write a novel

queebeediva:
Still didn't say anything . If two couples has problem and one pack out of the house is not enough reason that they can't still make up and stop acting as if you don't no doris she was your bestfriend untile you took what belong to her. What God has joined together let no man put assunder didn't you read that part of the bible?

Exactly what I wanted to say......
Marriages have issues every time and if you didn't put your big head into the picture, they might have found ways to reconcile.

Question is, was the man legally divorced ?

1one:
You'd be surprised to realize that there are only a handful of girls that would lend themselves to the idea of marrying a virgin and its facts like these that just further strengthen the notion that girls are habitually confused, overly psychologically convoluted human beings... I mean check this... A guy, against all odds keeps himself for you, his future wife, apart from the fact that this resolve to remain chaste reflects a major strength of character, it also speaks volumes about his personal respect for the sanctity of marriage.


Yet, you will now carry your yeye body and be yarning dust "I must test this, I must test that"...Ori e fo la gbari e

If you get married to him now and he starts having a very flexible relationship with fidelity, you're the same set of females that would start having sleepless nights, yet you fail to forget that one of the main motivations for his infidelity is because he has been around so much before you got married.

Women are just their own doom.

kai ! Bang on target! SHould you want to contest for presidency, let me know, I'll campaign for you with my own money!

Those might not be burn scars.
Had a lecturer who had such too

....but that ain't a xmas tree

That's not even a tree !

I can't even buy a phone from OLX talkless of a maid to cook my meals and take care of my kids !,

@OP, I won't type my advice here because it would be seen as bad advice.
but bottom line is you're 22 and a full fledged adult.
The only reason why you're still dependent on your parents is in all likelihood financial.
I do not think they should take undue advantage of that.

Where is Oluchi Onweagba abi wetin b her name again ?

I am most definitely idi-amin !

lalasticlala:
Ali Mamza, a resident of Lassa town and member of the local vigilante group told reporters that,“If we flee today, tomorrow we will continue to flee and these murderer would continue to kill. If we had fled they would have killed many people. I think our decision to fight yielded as it is better that few people were killed than for hundred to be killed. We will continue to encourage ourselves, because they would keep coming, we cannot run any longer.” He said.

source:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/many-dead-insurgents-assail-security-formations/

Hands down my quote of the year !!!!

this guy has got guts !

Boss13:
It is a memorandum of understanding (MoU) and there is the possibility that there may be a memorandum of misunderstanding (MoMU). In Nigeria, don't jubilate till you see the actual result

You too funny ! lol @ memorandum of misunderstanding. I write MOU for my client projects every other week and I have never yet conjured that phrase before

dunkem21:
Go Goodluck Go!

Yeah! go back to otuoke and leave Nigeria alone !

What those guys did looked bad but frankly its something a Yoruba man or Ibo man could have done to a Hausa man

MissGdope:
When people read single verses in the bible, they read out of context. Sometimes you have to read the whole chapter to understand the context. Don't let people tell you what is in the bible. Read for yourself because Satan knows the word too so if u don't know for yourself, he can twist the word to confuse you

Thanks dear for your response.

The writers foolishness knows no bounds !

Heard about this 'format' sometimes in 2008 na !

There are no true atheist ! Agnostic maybe

Ishilove:
"You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell
your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch
Reporter

"How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of
Oyo State Government. The government I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)

"We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook
to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)

“I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan

Ishilove.....my only love on nairaland since the wasimi days
That was funny though


but this takes the cake for me

“You see, the way we go about our politics is
so funny. What irritates me now is what I see
on Television; at the last count, I think
somebody was writing in a national paper that
they have over 8,000 groups for Jonathan,
groups calling on Jonathan to run. I have never
seen such an embarrassing thing in my life.
Jonathan is a sitting President; he is a member
of a political party. You see Pius Anyim,
Secretary to Government, saying we have
collected 4 million signatures begging Jonathan
to come and run; this is a repetition of what
happened during the Military – the 1 million
man-match. We do not need it now. Have you
ever seen a group calling on Obama, please
come and run, or on Cameron of the United
Kingdom? They just coin all kinds of name,
Goodluck to Goodluck, Jonathan to Jonathan,
door to door, I mean that is the part of our
democracy that we started that is irritating to
me.” – Charles Idahosa, Political Adviser to
Edo State Governor, is sick of Nigerian
politics

Congrats Blessing.
More blessings

..sorry to be the spoil sport but does anyone else thinks she looks more beautiful without the excessive make up

Kirinwa:
If you know a history of Jos, you will know that its a volatile state. Those 'innocent' students may well be useful tools by BH. Advise your young ones not to protest in front of gun totting soldiers.. Its unfortunate shaa but I feel they were given orders to contain the protest by any means necessary.

I don't know if you are trying to defend the indefensible but under no condition should armed men shoot at unarmed students. There are millions of ways to disperse 'volatile' crowds of students without killing them. Am sure these military men would have been trained before handing them guns. This is just a display of wantoness and impunity at its worst

Am so much in love with casting crown but I think switchfoot should have given them a run for their money

I had a similar experience about 5 years back around Nyanya in Abuja.

I didn't have a car back then and used to travel around with my laptop bag (cos of my proffession)

I had traveled to Abj and was to stay in Nyanya and was walking to my lodge along the road O, by the side walk, when I was accosted by two men in a slightly populated area.
It was dark so I didn't see them clearly but instinctively I grabbed the shorter, stronger handle of the bag with my right hand while one of the foolish thieves made for the shoulder strap and also used a sharp object to cut my right hand. Without thinking (as a proper Idoani ex-boy) I smashed a punch on his face with my left hand. Partly due to the shock of me attacking back, partly due to the muddy ground (it had rained earlier in the day) the guy just fell yakata has if he had been hit by iron mike tyson. The thieving partner did not even wait to see the rest of the story, he took to his heels like Usain bolts (I was actually shouting all through). The thief on the ground also started making for his exit even before he got on his feet.

At the end of the day I just stood their shocked for one or two minute (there was no where to run to, I was on a main road and not a bush part and running might even bring me closer to more dange) So I started walking away while all the passers-by who had earlier taken to their heels were looking at me like some sort of Bruce Lee meets Jackie Chan. Anyway, some of them had the courage to come back and offer their condolence asking did they steal anything ? did they injure you ? (I felt like saying, where were you when I was being attacked ?) They took me to a chemist who treated the cut wound and that was how I escaped my closest shave with robbers as yet.

I had a similar experience about 5 years back around Nyanya in Abuja.

I didn't have a car back then and used to travel around with my laptop bag (cos of my proffession)

I had traveled to Abj and was to stay in Nyanya and was walking to my lodge along the road O, by the side walk, when I was accosted by two men in a slightly populated area.
It was dark so I didn't see them clearly but instinctively I grabbed the shorter, stronger handle of the bag with my right hand while one of the foolish thieves made for the shoulder strap and also used a sharp object to cut my right hand. Without thinking (as a proper Idoani ex-boy) I smashed a punch on his face with my left hand. Partly due to the shock of me attacking back, partly due to the muddy ground (it had rained earlier in the day) the guy just fell yakata has if he had been hit by iron mike tyson. The thieving partner did not even wait to see the rest of the story, he took to his heels like Usain bolts (I was actually shouting all through). The thief on the ground also started making for his exit even before he got on his feet.

At the end of the day I just stood their shocked for one or two minute (there was no where to run to, I was on a main road and not a bush part and running might even bring me closer to more dange) So I started walking away while all the passers-by who had earlier taken to their heels were looking at me like some sort of Bruce Lee meets Jackie Chan. Anyway, some of them had the courage to come back and offer their condolence asking did they steal anything ? did they injure you ? (I felt like saying, where were you when I was being attacked ?) They took me to a chemist who treated the cut wound and that was how I escaped my closest shave with robbers as yet

All this big grammar just because your passport needs to be re confirmed ?? na wa o !
or is there somethin am missing from this lengthy article.

Nigerians!! sidestepping important issues since 1876

My first time of travelling by air was a decade ago.
It was a smallish plane. I was a student and an IT attache to the office of the Secretary to the State Government, Dr Olusegun Mimiko who incidentally is now the Governor.
I was supposed to prepare a powerpoint slide (which was a big deal back then) for Mimiko's presentation at a conference in Abuja, time ran out so I had to follow him on the trip to complete the slides.

Incidentally, that was my first trip to Abuja and my first trip to Northern Nigeria. June 8, 2004 (also the anniversary of Abacha's death) very memorable day for me

MissMeiya:
FP EDIT: To forestall any ignorance, Please do not derail the thread with tribalism. Thank you.

I once subtitled a music video in Nsbidi. Just wanted to see what it would look like.

https://i.imgur.com/w2QdIfz.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ddp8csK.jpg

P-Square's record label took it off YouTube though, and I don't have the file anymore. It was a long time ago.

Wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am extremely impressed by this. You must be a very very intelligent person ! Thumbs UP.

Please I have a few questions for you MissMeiya

* What nationality are you ?
* Where were you born ?
* Where did you school and what course ?
* Wher do you work and what do you do presently.

Don't mind my 'plenty' questions just impressed by your knowledge, works and that has made me curious