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hardbody:
She puts the millions in Tbills and the money coming from the investment will more than pay her monthly salary month on month. She no try. If she be my mama, i will disown her

Yes, you will disown because you are of the seed of the devil and she is of God.

That your actions might cause distress to someone else means absolutely nothing to you.

I can't stand heartless people.

kestolove95:
Opportunity cumz but once.....God has givn u urz. but u'v throw. It. To d dust....na shower of blessings u go dey chop nd. 15k o....


Das. D. Way God wants to make. U rich...but u dia God and rejct his offer
For me...even if I pick 1k...I. Knw. Go. Return. Am

So the way 'your god' would want to make you rich is by making you a thief

Devils without a conscience !!!!

My prayer for you is that in your day of trouble, should you ever misplace anything valuable to you, whoever will find it will never deem it fit to return it to you - since that is what you wish the woman should have done.

I wonder where we are getting this heartless people from these days

I was just about to go for breakfast in a fastfood outlet.

Now you've messed my appetite

Let them be sure the car was actually stolen first..........

So these people were planning to travel by road all the way from Kano to Owerri to play a first division league match?

No wonder our league is a joke, that's nothing less than a 20 hr return trip!!!

Why does her tongue look like a little 'joystick'

or is it just me ?

Laid2001:
And the exodus quoted was time of Jesus, Proper MUMU

Big thumbs up for you my brother.
Did Joshua not kill Achan and his family?

If you're force man and you see armed robbers going to rob a house and you have the opportunity to kill them but you don't and they kill people in the house. Have you not by error of omission caused the death of people?

The man has issues with himself

timilehing:
You need to learn something called self control. Me & any lady no matter how attractive she is, will both sleep on a bed forever & nothing will happen. If I don't have it for you, I can't give it to you

Ok sir

lolaxavier:
I can teach the beautiful one how to cook but I cannot teach the cook how to be beautiful...

You actually can, cos that good cook with a little more 'touch up' is probably more naturally beautiful than the so called artificial 'beautiful girl'

sir, you actually didn't need this long story

Just go to a motor park and you will understand a large percentage of Nigerians have mental disorder


By the way, you missed the number one cause of mental disorder -



[size=18pt]POVERTY[/size]

timilehing:
It happened to me while in school, not that I broke up with my gf but this friend keeps looking for ways to get in line. This very day, she came to visit her friend in my hostel, she decided to stay late with her & later left her room saying it's late already that she can't sleep with her cos her friend's bf is around & she can't go to her place that night. Though I knew what she's up to but I played along. She started by undressing claiming she can't sleep with cloths on (but she can sleep with only bra & panty with a guy on the same bed). She was surprised I didn't even said anything to her big boo.bs or curvy hips, we went to bed but both disguising as sleeping. About an hour later, she starts her trouble, gently & softly still I played along & helped her to the mood she want but when it got to a place that she wants more than caressing, she was urging me to go in like that (full aboard) I use my last lifeline (I don't have con'dom at home & I'm even a virgin lol) I can't start nursing STDs at this stage. She got annoyed calling me different names but I didn't bulge. Though I see free punny in my front but I've decided not to give in. She tried times after times but I stand on my decision every other day. Don't ever give

Nigerians !! Never real

That you allowed an almost unclad girl to sleep with you and you caressed and cuddled her all through the night despite the fact that she's not your girlfriend shows that your problem is not a moral one.

You were a virgin and quite obviously still scared of sex and in all likelihood still unsure if you'll be able to perform to her expectations, so you decided to take a faux moral highroad

rman:
Are you my brother from another mother pak?

You crystalized my thoughts. The only realist on the thread.

Most likely bro !

Remember the ALUU days and the stick we got for dissenting from popular opinion

pak:
rman and pro 01,
please be ready for attacks left right and centre for pointing out obvious observations to people who are definitely not ready to entertain dissenting opinion.

Pro01, you especially hit the nail on the head with your previous mail regarding the police complicity and the likelihood that they might play to the gallery.

I'll urge you to quickly skim through the thread below to witness the level of attack I faced when making similar points earlier. Its beyond shocking.



https://www.nairaland.com/1075527/names-masterminds-gruesome-murder-aluu4/1

katzz:
nothing in life is as black and white as it seems, none of us were there. Yeah best friends make best relationships thats why ur partner should be ur best friend not some other chick or dude......and really dd the "best friend" say she wanted a relationship? are relationships started with s**x?

are relationships started with sex ?? Nooo !! relationships are started when you quote someone on nairaland and they quote you right back !

On an more serious note, anything can start a relationship, they've known each other for a while so sex wouldn't be a starting point, not that I support it anyway but one man's meat.....

My take, unless you are kids, if they valued what they had, they wouldn't give an opportunity for anybody to come in between. And since they've done that, it's better to try other people to really see if that's what they want. Experience shows that the guy in question will get far better treatment from the 'best friend' cos one, they've had a level of friendship before. Two, she genuinely wants him. if he were my brother, without hesitation, I will say if you're interested, give her a try.

nwafuluozoh:
Fayose is really a man of the people. Patronising these local carpenters will provide jobs and generally improve the lives of many people. High time we stopped importing goods and services that can be obtained locally.

stinggy:
A very good move by Fayose, worth emulating by all governors.
No form of empowerment for the locals is more than this.

So you agree with and actually believe 1.2billion naira will be spent on furnishing ? shocked

ozoigbondu:
Fayose the nemsis of APC is working.Even while he jabs at APC and pa buhari he still remembers that he is the governor of a state and he promised them stomach infrastructure or in this case empowering the local industry.

Detective Fayose the antidote of APC madness
Fayose the burster of APC lies carry go
Fayose the thorn in pa buhari side we dey by your side
Fayose the APC nightmare the peoples governor

Meanwhile GEJ till 2019

So you agree with and actually believe 1.2billion naira will be spent on furnishing ?

katzz:
regret what? Having s**x, dude r u listening to urself? Go and complicate ur life for a for a few minutes of fun.....if u really believed in what u have with ur gf/ex u wouldnt b confused abt what to do.

If they believed in what they had, they wouldn't have broken up in the first place. Quit the fairy tale.

The reality is that 'best friends' actually make the best relationship

lordthree:
Lately, I and my girlfriend have been having problems so we broke up two weeks ago and immediately my best friend heard about it she has been behaving weird. She called me to her place and when i got there she was in her underwear and told me to help her pick out clothes to wear it took like ten mins and she was in her underwear all through. She even rubbed her butt a couple of times asking what i thought about it .

Another day while we were talking, she asked if i found her attractive and i said i did but we are just friends then she asked why I'm not emotional with her, i said i have a girlfriend, she said "you have an ex" while saying this she had her hand on my thigh and was stroking it. It took the grace of God to leave there without doing anything

I'm confused. Do i go ahead and give her what she wants or do i just wait till i get back with my girlfriend because we have been dating for a while and sometimes we break up.I'm just confused.

I suggest you keep mastubrbating to the picture of her butt and thighs that you can't get out of your mind

It's like putting a head on a bag of yams, tied up with thick black ropes

[quote author=drkay post=31207632][/quote]By God's grace, I intend to start and complete my house this year in Jos

Too much porn these days.....

So many young men and women walk around with fetish fantasies and seek any opportunity to practice them.

Truth is there are some genre of porn dedicated to young men having sex to old women. A young boy who watches too much of those won't have problems being turned on by older women.


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But asides that, though I can't exactly put a finger on why some things sound fishy in the woman's role in the whole saga.

I do not like too many coincidences in a story but let's reel the awkward parts of this case out.

*The door was unlocked (excuse, the building wasn't completed and yet she could keep 16k plus in the same house)

*She was sleeping stark unclad (knowing fully well that her door was unlocked )

*The average human instinctively reaches for clothing if caught unawares by anybody whether it be burglar or relative (from the narrative, she was apparently still unclad until the guy got turned on and mounted her - imagine walking unclad looking for money for a burglar ? blimey!)

*The boy was described as a frail looking 16 yr old son of a number (I guess he still held the rod while ejaculating)

*She didn't run out for help by daybreak rather called her husband who for whatever reasons was away, in a typical yoruba community, the woman would have cried for help by daybreak and the boy would have been dragged out and lynched (by the way, where were the 52 yr old woman's kids)

*For 3 good days the husband did nothing, just sprinkling charms (seriously are you sure they didn't use the poor boy's sperm for some diabolic charm ?) rationally, any man would have been so enraged and would have ensured the boy was arrested, lynched or killed the very day he heard it. rather this man was sprinkling charms for 3 days !!!!

Anyway, there might be plausible answers to my observations but truth is, when a story has too many coincidences, definitely something is fishy !!!!

It's actually easier to drive inter city, as long as you're not over speeding or tired. I travel like twice every week. Sometimes 8 hr trips to Yola.
Just leave early enough. And if your car has not been giving you any warnings previously, you do not have to worry much.
My practice id that I have all the necessary oils in my car. Gear, power steering etc. Two spare tyres, spanners and what have you. You never know when they might come in handy.

And most importantly, should you ever feel drowsy, don't fight it. Just park somewhere and rest.

makzeze:
“Our candid advice to General Buhari is: Watch Your Back. Our prayer is that God will save Nigeria from desperate politicians.



source:http://dailytrust.com.ng/weekly/index.php/new-news/19166-tinubu-planning-to-be-president-through-backdoor-fani-kayode

Is FFK sending a sublimnal message to Buhari
Because this sounds like the voice of a man convinced that GMB will win the elections. Because if you believe APC won't win, why bother with what Tinubu wants to do after the elections?

That's Sule Lamido's picture bro !

Genius

Godmother:
And you are saying this because you watch too many nollywood movies
It is only a man that wants to be charmed that gets charmed. Or do these women go to the men's houses to charm them? Also let's not blame everything on voodoo. Some of these things are done with clear eyes but truth people to use 'charm' as an excuse

A year ago, I would have agreed with you but now I know better.

Voodoo or no voodoo, deception is real.

No relationship is perfect, every relationship goes through its vulnerable period.

Stella without doubt is a very beautiful woman and can turn the head of almost any man. And on top of all that, unlike other women of the dark, she has this deceptively homely look.

People like that can definitely snatch a man, especially if the marriage is undergoing a rocky phase at that times. Women like that know exactly what a man needs to hear, see and feel in situations like that and before you know it, his head is gone.

Let him focus on training Arsenal to win matches first!

They looked live slaves on some old plantation.....and why the zionist insignia on some of them

Caracta:
Meaning?



It's even better. Let's know the true position of our banks without MDAs

Easier said than done sister.
Banks are heavily dependent on govt based revenue.
I consult for a couple of banks and I know a project with an MDA as client is never the same as one with the private sector.

In fact right now I am contemplating pulling out of all non-MDA projects am involved with cos profitability wise, they are a world apart.

I need to go wash my eyes......when did this become a Mercedes benz

rawpadgin:
he is working, he is good looking he has a very bright future yet he doesn't have a girlfriend
families & friends are starting to see him as a loser
I spoke to him about it & he said "guy, i like take my time pick a wife material cuz any girl i date now my intention na to settle down with her, hopefully.

am worried because i can envision girl pretending into his life

Yup, He might be an easy prey for pretentious ladies for a whole lot of reasons

classicB:
2. BOOST YOUR CONFIDENCE

In my coaching practice, I often find that nice guys or girls struggle with self-esteem and self-confidence issues. They need to weed out their limiting beliefs and sometimes to master overcoming shyness or anxiety. If this is your case as well, definitely give a lot of attention to the inner change process.

This is so true. What do you think? Happy sunday all

Nice people are actually very very very confident people.
Niceness is one thing, subservience is another.

To be nice sometimes means you have put the fear of being hurt aside and decided to forge ahead anyway.
I can live with being hurt but I can't live with intentionally hurting anybody. It's not lack of self confidence it is having a large and strong heart.

I have been in positions where people wanted to cheat me but I still did them good anyway. It's called the 'coals of fire' treatment.