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Adeniyi A.:
please if you don't have any serious contribution to make, kindly check next door. We are talking about people's lives here, knowing that the spiritual controls the physical and we being spiritual than physical, only a living dead would say dreams are not real. many are gifted in dreams interpretation and I believe that on this thread many would find solutions to their intractable problems that might have been caused by dreams they took with levity.
Many have said their dreams do not have any negative repercussion on them at present, but I want to tell such people that neglecting such dreams is tantamount to sitting on a keg of gunpowder which could explode in the future, even in one's generation or lineage.
Even as a leave does not drop unnoticed by our heavenly father, he loves n cares for us all by showing us what the future holds so that we might prepare adequately for the challenges ahead. The first attack by the devil is spiritual, but if he fails, he manifests in the physical just to DISCOURAGE AND MAKE US CURSE GOD IN OUR HEART, to weaken us spiritual and make us faithless n susceptible to attacks.
knowing how the devil works is the first step at fighting him and that's why the Bible says we shouldn't be ignorant of the devices of the enemy. he's been existing for centuries with lots of evil knowledge and wisdom which he used to deceive our forefathers and using today to deceive us, so you can't be wiser that the old serpent and that's the more reason we needed God's grace n help to help us thru this life's journey, which the devil sometimes uses dreams to afflict n cast shadows on our path. WE NEED LIGHT(God) on our path so as not to be discouraged

My serious contribution is that people should not take you serious !!!
That is why Africa is the way it is......many people think backwards and then justify their warped thinking with some jabajaba

Oya make una come interprete my dream of early this morning.

Let me give u the nackground, I am on an official trip and was lodged in a hotel by my client, when I was about settling in for the night, one of the occupants of the other rooms came in with this lady with a very huge butt, as in conspicuous bum bum. But as a good boy, I just went inside to sleep like that.

Anyway, early this morn I dreamt that when the man and his woman left, the 'bum bum' girl came back and knocked on my door. I allowed her in and then she asked for something very silly, I can't remember now maybe tissue or so.......I gave her, but she didnt leave, just kept fiddling with what I gave her......at that period, the demon and angel had started fighting over control of my mind.....at the point when the demon was about to win........I woke up.

Please interprete ...........

@Ishilove, na you dey write all this jabajaba ??

[size=5pt]Just when I thought I had found 'the one'..............that's why I hate drinking in women[/size]

Attention Seun !!!
Ishilove's account has just been hacked, please do something quick !!!!!!!

webdezzi: in love with a psychic?

Check her profile first, then come back and make a comment !!!!

SQURA !!!

Witch or no witch, you are the most beautiful girl, I've seen on nairaland !!!!

Chai, you're stunning.

I have a relationship problem. I am in love with a babe named SQURA who doesn't even know me yet.

I was born in early January, abeg help me chekc if our stars align (you know your Bday now). If it does, PM your number and let the games begin

Orikinla: Is this news?
Is this new?

Please, poster get a better life.

Uncle Orikinla, been a while !

tmeeto: I used to drive a Toyota yaris wich was vry economical on fuel,I recently changed to a 2008 Hyundai elantra wich I believed was also fuel efficient but d way d Elantra consumes fuel is alarming compare to the yaris. Is dis normal o?

The Elantra definitely has a bigger engine than the Yaris, hence the higher fuel consumption.
If you were not particular about the power and only concerned about fuel economy you should have gone for Hyundai accent instead

ojeffo: Haba!!! Nobody is looking at my post...plsssssss

Have you done a scan of the car ?

Thanks you'all, the problems have since been solved.
For posterity, they were :
1. Using bigger tyres than the recommended size, as stated below
2. My Mechs put water inside the radiator instead of coolant after servicing, leading to the engine operating at a higher temperature than normal.
Good thing is the car is still on the road, still ran around town with it today.

otijah: It is very very wrong, cause while cooking the food the guy maybe staring at her ass, which can nw lead to kitchen s*x, which means s*x be4 marriage and is a sin in the sight of God

This is the only comment I agree with on this thread !

2 things to pick out from this for those willing to think outta the box.

1) She was sixteen when they got married. .....I wonder where the dofus who claim a 21 yr old girl is not yet ready for marriage are right now ?
They say u need to be emotionally, spiritually, psychologically (bla bla) ready and all dat......yet a girl of 16 was successful for 81 yrs !
Am not advocating early marriage or whatever but I believe expediency is the major goal. Do what you can, when you can, when you think it right and dont conform to any BS that ppl try to shove down ur throat (at least we'v got Byvan here as a modern day proof!)

2) They eloped ! They eloped ! all these u need the blessings of the church and the pastor, you need the blessings of the parents, you need to do it the Islamic way with the Imams are prolly just glorified voodoo talk ! The greatest blessing you need is the willingness of both parties to make it work. ....God isn't partial, not even to atheist.....if you are willing to make things work, be u budhist, hindu, sangoist....then you stand a chance !

Tijani Babangida, Dominic Lorfa and Finidi Goerge would have beaten allcomers to this title in their heydays !

I thought Bennedict Akeagbu was a former Super Eagles Player who featured at the CAN 2000 championship

Why the focus on the condoms in the first picture ?

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Inspired

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Inspired , please I need you to get a Benz for me.....

probably, C240 or C320....2004 model.


How do I contact you and whats the price range I should be expecting.

I'll like to make the payments immediately we can agree on terms

lollllll @ esere, the 'lesbian' man . . . . . .@tpia, I don't mean this in a derogatory way but seriously, you must be high on cheap drugs !!!

coogar: you lack cognitive reasoning....
this is the kind of post that makes me think some nigerians have no common sense. you keep screaming about spiritual leader - is the lady not a church worker? is she not governed by the same rules as her pastor? they are both adults and they are responsible for their actions.

i have nothing to say to the pastor - he wasn't the one that came out to shout from the rooftop after the adultery. it's the lady that is blowing hot and cold. she consented to sex and she's still the one screaming about what she did. which is which? was she forced to have sëx? why can't she just move on with her life after the matter has been mediated by another pastor?

this jezebel of a bïtch is trying to claim she was abused - read her story very well and see how she constructed the sentences. i found myself sitting on his lap, i found myself kissing him, i found myself taking alcohol.... this is an attempt to dodge her responsibility in the matter. why can't she use her own common sense to discern what's right from what's wrong?

Coogar, you'r a wise man . . . . .


This is most likely a case of classic case of "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned"

omotee4u: I kind of don't doubt the different stories about the pastor's escapades with his church girls, but one thing I always believe about so-called men of God is that they are as human as everyone of us.

Back in school, a senior pastor of one of the popular churches in Nigeria also doubled as my lecturer. On getting to his office to submit an assignment one day, he told me he wasn't going to collect the assignment from me until he is done with all his tasks for the day, which included going from one part of the school to the other and I was required to follow him on this journey. We got into his car, ran all the errands, he collected the assignment from me and then offered to drop me off in my house. Fast forward to my lecturer pastor telling me how he'd been admiring me from my 100 levels days and how he would like me to be his girlfriend. I remember quite vividly that the only word that came out of my mouth for the rest of the journey was "Ah". I said it non-stop until I alighted from his car. I ran into my room, looked at myself in the mirror to see if it was my dress that caught his attention, and the next words that came out of my mouth were "This girl, you are a devil. You have a seductive spirit." Then I cried. I cried because to me, it was the evil spirit in me that was trying to cause the fall of a man of God. I cried bitterly, asking God to forgive and deliver me. Then I started avoiding him. Thank God his course was only an elective, so the next day, I got a course delete form from my department, removed his course from my list, then began to practically hide or run whenever I sighted him.

Fast forward again to my last semester in school. I ran into him right in front of my house, and he asked to come inside my room. There he asked why I'd been running from him after he asked me out few years back, and again I said "Ah". He laughed and said he remembered it was the same "Ah" I said those years back. He went on profusely apologise and then say thank you to me for not allowing the devil to use both of us back then. He told me about the challenges he had at that time and how it almost cost him his faith; then he prayed for me with tears in his eyes and pronounced blessings on my life. Whether coincidental or not, I must say I saw the impact of those prayers immediately after.

So my take on this is that a pastor is just as human as you and I. He could be tempted to fall, but if you fear God and respect the anointing of God on his life, you can actually help him by fleeing from all appearances of evil, and not count it as a privilege or a status booster that you are sleeping with a man who ordinarily you may never have access to in this lifetime.

Wow! best stuff, I've read on nairaland in a long, long while.

Omotee, you're a different breed, God bless you . . . .am so glad it all turned out well

The problem isn't with the GUN, its with a stupid man putting a loaded gun within the reach of kids.
It could have happened with a very sharp knife.

As much as I believe there should be more gun control, I think this case really does not do justice to the cause

Sorry, I am going to be lil source of diversion on the thread. . . . . .

Please Chaircover, I've been trying to reach you. I just sent you a message thru nairaland.

Please reply back or tell me how I can get accross

Ishilove: Lol. You can't afford my slaps

slap na small thin na !,

I be proper yoruba guy, [size=5pt]I love big women die[/size].

Slap will be the least thing to deter me, if it will take slaps to have access to the heart that churns out all those poems and funky stories . . . .I have just one retort - BRING IT ON !!!!

Keep missing opportunities in life and continue blaming others . . . .

Football clubs in Europe are run as business concerns not based on empty sentiments.

The laws of demand and supply come into play here not pride and unnecessary jingoism.


Its not about whether you've won nations cup (or world cup). . . . .the simple question is how many clubs are on the queue for Oboabona ? Are Barcelona, Bayern Munich, AC Milan or even stoke and cardiff running after him.

Wenger is a business man, he probably likes Oboabona but he's not yet convinced so why won't he invite him for trials ?

and for Oboabona, until opportunities slaps him in the face and body slams him, he probably wouldn't recognize it.
This guy had better go for the trials unless there is something he is scared of and not willing to tell us.

As for Adepoju, giving bad advice, was he not playing in the spanish division two (racing satandar) as a super eagles regular ? Why didn't he vex and pack his bags back to 'sooting stars', Since being an eagles star should have made him bigger than that ?

These are the kind of players that at the end of their career will be looking for someone to blame when even less talented players would have counted italy, spain e.t.c in their dossier of countries they've played professionally.

Ishilove: I have a better suggestion. Let us go TOGETHER, then I will wack the chicken and all. After eating, make I sama you beta slap. If your first instinct is to hug me and not slap me, then I will come here to testify

don't bother about chikens and dolphins my dear. . . If you just agree to follow me go see my mama, you will slap me hundred times, I go still dey hug you. tears in my eyes, I go still dey hug

Jakumo: Every single one of the murderers that killed that defenceless man is bound to be DEVOUTLY religious, never missing a prayer session.

The person in that picture did not PHSICALLY harm anyone, yet these savages feel that they have a right to beat him to death, even as he pleads for his life, searching in vain for even the smallest flicker of human compassion in the eyes of the frenzied mob that surrounds him, yet knowing that he will not find any compassion, as his torture continues to its inevitable grisly conclusion.

A comprehensive photograph archive MUST be set up, such that the FACES and IDENTITIES of these blood-thirsty psychopaths who kill assault and people in the street, [b/]so that WHEN, and not if [/b], Nigerian federal and state laws prescribe mandatory life jail sentences to ALL who participate either directly or indirectly in mob lynchings, the first batch of suspects can be picked out from that photo archive, and summarily rounded up to face trial, since the capital crime of felonious culpable homicide is NOT bound by any time-dependent statute of limitations.

bros, are you aware of the fact that if you try that, 30 to 40% of Nigerians might end up going to jail ?
Our collective psyche as a people is in the gutters !

what's in a name ? Blessing Godspower !

The mother's name definitely spoke up for her in the day of trouble just like uncle jona

can someone pls tell me the meaning of 'buhari'

GEN E.A:
what is the required height and age needed in order to join the army and do army store grains or food?

loool @ do they store grains or food ? Which kain kweshun be dis ? as in do you specifically mean garri or what ? and why in the world will the Nigerian army store GARRI and what has it got to do with minimum height.......


guy please dont kill me with laughter this night.

Before we all starting heaping abuse on the teacher.

Some of these wahala can happen to any unguarded man


I remember way back when, before landing a serious Job, I was taking some computer lectures at Ikorodu area in lag.

After classes on a particular, I went into one of the classrooms to revise some lecture notes only to look up and see one of the students coming towards me. She was a beautiful girl who had just finished secondary.

She then sat right beside me and said she had been doing some reading and just wanted to clarify some 'terms' that she had just encountered.
She said what does it mean to CONSUMATE. . . . .and there was this mocking, teasing, mischevious smile on her face.
I took one look at her and started sweating, oh boy I no be english teacher, one spirit said - invite her to your place and explain things 'properly' to her, but my mamas prayers over my head took control and I just stammered ....I, ah I dddon't know.
She just sat there with me for like 5 more mins and when she saw I didn't make any other move, excused herself and left.

Oh boy, it was my close shave.

but one evil spirit still plays with my head calling it an opportunity missed . . . . .I am still binding it

Jungle justice everywhere.

Before I am misconstrued, I am actually not totally against what they did. The inefficiencies of our security operatives and the way people commit crimes with impunity has made us what we are.

But this is where u see the hypocrisy and shallowness of Nigerians.

On the face of it, there is very little difference between what these guys did (admittedly this man didn't die) and what happened in ALUU and lagos recently - its jungle justice.

We need a total change of orientation in this country. That is why those crying for justice for the ALUU 4 might just have had their priorities misplaced as regards 'the kind of justice' they are seeking for. The average nigerian mob has been wired to take laws into their hands and for now that is the only justice we know.

Until we begin to preach and practice equity and fairness as a society and shun childish sentiments, this scenarios will continue to repeat itself