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LoL at Empired Newswire and The Punch. I'll wait until C-Span confirm this or at worst Sahara Reporters

They are both confused. Wizkid thinks he is Mavado and Ice Prince thinks he is 2Chainz. Too much high grade kush will mess up ya mind.... I tell ya!

The guy should sack his barber. Him front friction no straight.

Nigeria police are dumb? What crime has this dude committed? Lying in church is not a crime! Pastors lie all the time. Why wasnt Pa Adeboye arrested for lying that he travelled 300km in a car without any petrol

GustavoFring: Why these people dey lie na?

No be baba dey wear blue paint and makeup for here?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2T53mwah0M

Thats not on stage, thats in his house. Rehearsals maybe but obviously no audience. Dede confirmed this

Lord have mercy
have mercy on the sons of Sodom
and have mercy the daughters of Jezebel
For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of the Lord

Yes we hustle
day and night, we hustle
sun and rain, we hustle
to remedy our pitiful conditions.
We employ the vices of man
blades, guns
and most dangerous of all, the computer!
in order to get some bread
and some groupie love.

The politicians, all the politicians
how they have stuffed their bellies full
of our benefits as citizens of this country
How they have cheated our fathers
and condemned their childeren
and they dare to use their voodoo

Lord have mercy
have mercy when you look down upon us
and help us Lord
help us use what we have to get what we need

Gino 2007

redsun: This is exactly how the nazis started.They were allowed to run freely with their hate in what was suppose to be democratic germany and before the normal germans and the world realized it,they have imposed their evil agenda legitimately.

This is a bit far fetched. It is not nice to have such things said about your country but comparing it to how the Nazis started is ridiculous

I remember Dede Mabiaku being genuinely angry at one calabar boy that came on stage clad only in white pants to perform a Fela song on Nigeria X Factor or one those type shows.

He blasted the boy and told him that "Fela never wore pants to perform on stage, he only wore it in his house"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDh_TsHKfJU

baba419: The face of the chick in the background is priceless, she knows she is next.

But the lyrics went "pass the dutchie pon the left hand side" so surely, the chap lighting the joint is the next in line for a drag

yaso: Am really confuse here......went to my bank last we and met some account officers and I was told minimum amount for Tbills is GTB is 5million naira...Pls guys hw tru is dis??

False. I have shown in this thread with pictorial evidence that I bought N500,000 Tbills through GT Bank.

oyinmama: It isn't a new occurrence. Back in 2003, I remember using a phone torch to carry on with a Caesarian section at Adeoyo Hospital in Ibadan. PHCN had done its worst during surgery, main generator and back-up had both broken down. We couldn't stop, so we made do with the torch of those small Nokia phones back then to finish. There were also instances when I had to set up intravenous fluid infusion for babies via the scalp using lantern light held up by colleagues.......

This happens in the US and UK too so kini big deal?

These robbers are humane for not killing anyone. More robbers should learn from them.

kolidave: Wetin concern Nigerians with the recording or d information of the black box of d crashed plane? Sumtimes d illiteracy and d stupidity of most Nigerians amazes me

Exactly. What business have Nigerians got with a plane chartered by a private family which unfortunately crashed? Let the Agagu family fight their own battle if there is one.

This brings back memories of when my mum will argue/fight seriously with my dad for wearing his suit to the ram market to buy the christmas goat. My mum always believed he had paid double the actual going price because of his suit. My dad being a peace loving person finally gave in and kept aside a very old tattered native attire which he always wore whenever he went to the ram market.

I cant remember if this made any difference to the price he paid.

Can Obama speak Kenyanese?

demelza: Which kin name be Brentley?

He started his career at Brent-ford and blew up when he moved to Burn-ley.

greatgod2012: Devaluation of our currency is one of the major steps to take to regain the value of our naira.

You sef wan sound intelligent abi? Your statement is an oxymoron

Next IG: I think you should be the one to be ashamed of yourself. Is becoming Pastor a licence to be or remain poor? What is your evidence that the Pastor is milking his congregation? For your information, this same Pastor does not need the church money for any of his needs. The three private Jets were bought by his own money and since then they've been maintained from his own pocket not the church's. Is it a crime to be blessed by God?

3 jets bought with his own money you say. Can you tell me the name of one of his businesses that turned over at least N1 billion naira in the last 5 years. When I say business, I mean a real business and not business of those poorly printed books and audio CDs they sell in his church.

Touch not my anointed and do my prophets no harm. (Prophets include Reverend King, Sat Guru Maharaji, Olumba Olumba e.t.c.)

Annie2gud: Bizzare....imagine.what if they were wrongly accused?honestly there is no place like home.rip.in this case ....all foreigners must leave our domain.

How dumb! Were the ALUU 4 not in their homeland?

saxywale: That's exluding the prescription bills. You go fear fear.

Prescription is a flat rate of like £7.50 regardless of the drug you are given....Now thats cheap!!!!

Dis Guy: I think students should be exempted from the proposal

I think visitors should be made to buy health insurance though just like other European countries

I came here as a student and was allowed to use the NHS. If I was asked to pay a paltry £200 for medical insurance to use the NHS, I wouldnt have thought twice about it. Students pay thousands of pounds for fees, accomodation and living expenses per year. £200 as insurance for your well being should be a non-issue

Symphony007: what rubbish...if not for immigrants who will do some of the odd jobs in the u.k? Who will work over 5 jobs with meager pay. These people play a vital role in the running of the country. Which odinary british citizen will work in a hot fast food kitchen for hours and get a few quids as salary? They will revolt and labour unions will swoop in. But these immigrants do all those odd jobs for companies will in turn pay fat taxes to the government.

Apart from this, cameron's government has gone the extra mile to harass immigrants, both legal and illegal and it is clearly because he is scared of UKIP, and the prospects of him being a one term p.m!

You are chatting rubbish. I am an immigrant (legal). I have had an ambulance come out to me about 4 times and had 2 children on the NHS. All completely free. I pay my taxes and I am entitled to it. My sister came over, had her children here and paid full price because she wasnt entitled to a free service. It costs money to run the NHS and if you havent contributed into it you have no righy to draw from it. Hold your leaders accountable. They all run here to treat minor ailments with your money, Tinunbu, PEJ, Sullivan Chime, Yar Adua, Suntai, Atiku to name a few.

Bear in mind, the NHS will take care of anybody that presents himself at a hospital, illegal or not. They will only try to recover costs after you've been discharged. I believe the current successful recovery rate is under 5%. Now compare this with Nigeria where an accident victim fast losing blood MUST pay a registration fee and deposit before being attended to.

Symphony007: You know that anti-immigrant feeling is at boiling point in britain when a conservative/LIBERAL DEMOCRATS coalition can make such a move, and even LABOUR can't speak against it.

What is anti-immigrant about asking people not entitled to a service to pay for it? I know this is something foreign to Nigerians as you lot are used to not paying for services used e.g electricity, water,

carujmonella: No matter how strict they make their laws, peeps will NEVER be discouraged from migrating to UK, illegally or legally


When there's a will, there's way!!

Most definitely. Wasnt it just last week a boat carrying 300 people capsized on the coast of Lampedusa, Italy.

People would rather die trying, than continue to exist in corrupt and impoverished nations.

[quote author=dannysteve99@ya]See clean penality,dis ref smoke weed sha[/quote]Definite Penarity. He came through the man to Get the ball

Wenger Out

Yo Gotti feat. Young Jeezy & YG - Act Right

[quote author=nadia_SA]Shagati wen u coming to south africa??[/quote]See toasting tingz.... Me sef get keke NAPEP... When make I dey come?

It must have happened a few times but the one I'll never forget was when I wore a a rainbow coloured Next dress shirt to a house party and on stepping into the room I came face to face with my twin brother in the fashion world. I could have died! Jesux! I will rather get hit by a high speed train than have that happen to me again.

Another one I hate is getting to a party and seeing that all my mates and I have a man riding a horse and playing polo embroided on our shirts. I now only wear my Ralph shirts to work now and I havent bought a new one for years.

These pigs only act tough during training exercises and in the movies. They failed to box in the car the first time she was cornered and instead came running to the car on foot like rams to the slughter. The usual shoot first ask questions later modus operandi. They failed in this operation woefully and are so damn trigger happy.

Its just so painful that its a beautiful nubian empress that was killed. RIP Miriam Carey

Still not loving police and As I always say FcU.K tha Police, including the New York Prick$ and D1ck$ (NYPD) and all!

CONFUSION BREAK-EE BONE-EE, YEPA,
NA DOUBLE WAHALA FOR DEAD-EE BODY
AND THE OWNER OF DEAD-EE BODY
DOUBLE WAHALA FOR DEAD-EE BODY

Where all pata-pata* go-go steal *(everything)
He go take position, steal all free
Free stealing, na him policy
Head-ee robbery, Which head-ee get-ee no dey steal?
Which president (Governor) we get-ee never steal?
Dem come go hold Shagari, dem say President Shagari steal
But Shagari don talk before, na empty treasury him meet for der

CONFUSION BREAK-EE BONE-EE, YEPA,
NA DOUBLE WAHALA FOR DEAD-EE BODY
AND THE OWNER OF DEAD-EE BODY
DOUBLE WAHALA FOR DEAD-EE BODY