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It is a Murcielago in Orezi's video. I doubt there is an Aventador in Naija. This pic doesnt look like it was taken in Naija.

Hello Mr Vaseline
Mo jarun meji lobo iya
Mo fi kan toku gba penarity
Thank you

Tirin tirin wonu obo iya e laiye

Skesi lobo iya e

£700,000.

I'll pay of my current mortgages: £260,000
Buy a Range Rover Evoque for wifey: £40,000
Buy a Yamaha R6 and proper bike gear for self: £12,000
Put £100,000 each in a trust fund for my kids: £200,000
Major refurb of my crib: £20,000
Treasury bills: £100,000 (this should give me £10k/ annum returns)
Put the remaining: £70,000 in my account and I go just dey maintain till I retire

Maybe you cant in Ikoyi and environs... For my area for Egbeda you can forcefully kick eject any mofo who refuses to pay rent on the due date. Just get some of the local 'alright sirs' and my cultist friends to go along with me.

Fcking hell! Over a basket of pepper! What is the point of posting the video though? I watched only 30 seconds of it and it doesnt show the faces of the barstards carrying out the torture.

The processor cant be i3 and Celeron at the same time. check again please.

I bought a Yoga 13, i5, 4GB Ram, 128SSD only last week so cant make any judgement about how long it will last. Lenovo used to be IBM who made rugged computers so I am expecting this to last as long as my 5 year old Toshiba which is still going strong.

Kanwulia: Yessssssssssssssssssoh!
By one VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY SHORT, DIRTY, FUGLY, Yoruba man who stole my computer and credit card in NVS!
Bladddddy TAIZI DREVA!
Oloshi don take shame go hide witi im small AUSPY-SUSPY 2.5 H-INCH VLOKOS! TWA!!!!
I got my computer totally cleaned out of his viruses. . . and my azzze too!
Wells Fargo gave me my money jeje o!
The card was used all the way in NEW-YORK

Yoruba boys too sabi tief too musssssssssssssh!


*LIVE FROM FRANKFURT, GERMANY. . .LUFTHANSA NA THE BEST. . .ONLY SECOND TO EMIRATES OF COURSE*

You shagged Auspicious on NVS?!

I can recall 2 times where I have been scammed. i.e. the person set out to scam me and not cases of business transactions gone sour or friends refusing to pay back loans.

I was attending lessons for GCE and on this fateful day I decided to stab lessons and instead pay a visit to my friend in the hood. I alighted from a bus and as I walked towards his house, I saw 2 chaps playing table tennis with one obviously a "novice". He kept majorly lifting the ball up and the other kept smashing him out. As I walked past them they got into an argument about the scores and the better player reached out to me and said to me in yoruba "bros abeg help us keep the scores, This my opponent is an igbo guy who just stole his dad's money and is betting it all away but he cant even play". I agreed to do this for them and the other player was so poor I was wondering why he chose to bet. Anyways I helped them keep the scores and the better player won. The novice paid his debt and I made to walk away.

The winner then spoke to me in yoruba again "bros dont you want to chop this magas money?" Then I had that light bulb moment. I could easily turn my N50 transport fare back home into N100 so I agreed to play a game betting my N50. The yoruba guy then said to me " give him 15 ahead to entice him to play". I was an average tennis player but having seen the novice play, I knew I could beat him even with my eyes closed. Yes he was that poor.

I gave my money to the yoruba guy and the igbo guy gave his to him also. I served first and the novice smashed me out! Scores 0-6 (16). I assumed this was a fluke and I served again. The novice smashed me out again, scores 0-7! This was when the penny dropped. I immediately feinged an illness and told the yoruba guy I wasnt playing again but he said to me in yoruba "bros you don bet already, it cant be cancelled". I carried on the game and tried my best but it didnt stop the novice igbo guy from winning without me scoring a single point.

I left in shame and as I walked away I noticed everyone in the area looking at me. The bastards knew what was going on and they didnt even warn me. I walked to my friends house but he wasnt home. I had to walk several miles back home as I had now lost my transport fare. That is the one day of my life when I regretted stabbing school.

Hell No

For me not even in the top 10. Is he better than Nas, Method Man, Raekwon, Talib Kweli and many many more? I remember his 1st major single "my name is". What a joke of a song. How da hell do you sing that and go on to be the Rap god?

The only reason he blew was the colour of his skin. I remember my former oyinbo manager saying "I dont like rap music but I like Eminem".

I value my car so much sometimes I think it is a curse. I have just spent £325 and made a claim on my insurance (which will lead to higher premiums next year) to spray the entire front bumper and change the windscreen. I had the slightest of scratches on the bumper (see pic) and a repairable stone chip on the windscreen

My car OCD is so bad that in the 4 years I have owned the car (from new) my missus has never been allowed to drive it. I suffered a pulmonary embolism about 18 months ago (Doctors in the house will know the severity of this - it killed Heavy D) but I refused to let my missus drive me to the hospital.

I have also just spent another £50 on car cleaning products to add to the loads I have already. My missus has now had enough of these products taking up valuable storage space in her kitchen so I have been given an ultimatum to find someplace else to keep them.

I wash my car myself by hand every weekend all year round regardless of the weather. I know my neighbors must think I am crazy when they see me come out at 7am on a Saturday/Sunday morning when it is 0 degrees. One stupid cab driver was once dropping a neighbor off and he saw me washing my car. He laughed and said ''boss, why you do this? only £5 in hand car wash'', I felt like slapping the mofo! I also hate taking the car out when it is raining or wet

Please help me pray that God delivers me.

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[quote author=uj_sizzle]Correct me if i'm wrong, but this sack isn't immediate right?
They're given at least a month before it takes effect. People can't just be thrown to the streets without warning [/quote]Boss for Naija na immediate retrenchment o. They cant come and allow disgruntled staff to sabotage their business or steal from them. Even in Europe the only reason they allow you work your notice period is because systems are in place to prosecute you if you delibrately shit for church while working out your notice period.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Correct me if i'm wrong, but this sack isn't immediate right?
They're given at least a month before it takes effect. People can't just be thrown to the streets without warning [/quote]Boss for Naija na immediate retrenchment o. They cant come and allow disgruntled staff to sabotage their business or steal from them. Even in Europe the only reason they allow you work your notice period is because systems are in place to prosecute you if you delibrately shit for church while working out your notice period.

If a disgruntled Union Bank staff steals N100M of a customers money while working his notice period, where dem wan find am reach?

rudedough: No! Doctors like me save more lives cos I can tear you open and eat my lunch 5 mins after the surgery. Those doctors who have your kind of emotions throws up and shakes like a jelly fish when the see a cadaver.

Life is not what you think it is bro. Open your eyes to the reality.

You must be a quack doctor. No real doctor could have watched that video and try to justify what that ugly barsteward said to the widow. A widow's means of livelyhood, probably acquired over many years of hard work was being taken away from her and you think its justified. Have you no empathy?

No law in Nigeria gives anyone the power to seize the property of a person who has alighted from a bus at an undesignated stop.

Abi na only me see the guy in the top left corner of the 2nd picture wey dey wrap marijuana....LWKMD.

Only advantage is price. If money is no object, I'd buy new everyday.

Wow. How come I never heard of Sybla TV. Thanks OP for that. I have downloaded and installed. This weekend when my beloved Arsenal play, we will know how well it works.

I think people who can afford the best should get laptops/ultrabooks with SSDs. I just got a Lenovo Yoga convertible this morning. Specs include:

13.3" full HD screen.
Intel i5 processor
4 GB RAM
128GB SSD

This should last me for the next 5 years. My Toshiba Equim U400 that I bought in December 2008 has refused to die so I have now passed that to my kids to play Kizu games on.

An old woman offers to help and you do this to her? Its a pity they dont have the death penalty in the EU.

CNN has a show called Inside Africa and its all positive. VOA produce several shows that focus on development in Africa and BBC has a world service that reaches some places where even our own Radio Nigeria does not reach so your story about no positive story on Africa is BS

chukwudi44: Vanguard has gathered that anxiety and palpable tension has gripped those expected to go through the screening of various boards in this regard, with many officers resorting to extra-terrestrial means to see them through.

LWKMD at the bolded... Alien tingz for promotion

I Just got the Kit kat 4.4 OTA update on my Nexus 4 last night and the changes from Jelly Bean 4.3 are very subtle. It does feel snappier though. I am glad I returned my Nexus 5 becuase the Nexus 4 is still a beast and should still serve me well until the next nexus Phone is released in November 2014.

fckyourman: Why do Nigerians Celebrities lie about their age.

Image Davido Just 21 ?

Tell us another lie.

The cat aint lying. The same thing came up last year and he tweeted a pic of the bio page of his American passport (u nor fit genje that one na)

I was already in SS1 when the likke bwoy was born. Damn! see my life

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moneybag100: Why the insult ? I never knew it was PA, I got it all wrong, get that to you dumb head MR GRADUATE

No vex guy.... Was just teasing you

Definitely photoshopped. So many dont have an eye for detail. The end of the joint is too fat compared to other parts of the image. For example, the joint is fater than his left thumb. If you have ever rolled a regular joint, you'll know there is no way this is possible. This is a clear indication the joint was super imposed into the picture.

Maybe Beyonce is not even beautiful in real life....... Only God and Jay Z will know.

I respect you chaps that ride in Naija especially when you go to these far flung places bearing in mind that there is so much insecurity and the roads are in a very poor state. The turnout looks kind of low. Over here you would get as many people that attended your convention for a regular Sunday morning meet. Conventions?! All I can say is the police hate them.

Here is a picture of yours truly on the black Yamaha on one of our Sunday morning rides.

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Suya

moneybag100: I did a tb of 1.1million naira with first bank, kwara State I received #26,212..is this my profit? I thought they say 10% or I will still receive another payment? If no..T.B is totally waste of time!!

And you will claim that you are a graduate o. Were you expecting 10% for 3 months? Its advertised as 10% PA so if you have invested for only 3 months, you get only 2.5%

emmanuel ewumi: I allow my bank to bid for me.

Manie, what happened to your Manie handle?

I have an extra black 16GB N5. Anyone interested, hit me up.

Thats just like Bert's haircut in Sesame Street.

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stale gist.... 13Volts reported on this live.... I wonder why that thread was deleted.