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adekalumichael:
Not again, cancer!

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You haven't been on WhatsApp for quite a while sir. I'm interested. problem is the schedule since I work mons to Friday. Can we find a way round this? thanks.

logon599:
Nuclear reactor

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Can I handle your Mech&Elect (M&E) designs for you? please reply.

nkwuocha:
Lol

You went to Benue glorified village and you're expecting a Sheraton treatment?Have you been to their laison office in Abuja?It's like a mortuary.Try enter their toilet and you realize that even roaches can have thick laps.

If not for ND oil,Benue state,Kogi and some core northern state should be used as quarantine facilities to test strange outbreaks.

The usual IPOB hatred for all things not from there. For a state that feeds your lazy omo nna ass, I'd rather you jus eat your food and say thank you, you ungrateful sonofabitch.

KingAzari:
And he can't still give head. Idiot falling men's hand. This fool had only one assignment to do the day he met that South African hoe, which was to make her know say naija men are th real ish but he disappointed himself, WOEFULLY. � � � � �

Care to explain more sir? thanks.

I don't understand the part about the review for civil servants already earning above the minimum wage. is it that there won't be any increment for them or their salaries will be reviewed downwards? Somebody pls explain. thanks.

naptu2:
Rest in peace "Witchcraft".

Ok egbon naptu, what's it mean?

Ironmaiden:
Domino pizza is a lot better than pizza hut.



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What's your best dominos pizza? The last one I had tasted so awful I vowed never to get within a mile of it. Some crap with maize in it.

Jakumo:
This disconcerting and disorienting predisposition and predilection towards grandiloquent, tautological or vituperative oratory calisthenics should not under any circumstances be arrogated to the Edo demographic delineation exclusively, given that the Nigerian socio-political and enthno-geographic undulations teem with myriad individuals of diversified anthropogenic classification who analogously exhibit a marked equivalence of subsumed restraint or compunction with respect to their persistent and wanton deconstructive mutilation of the Queen's language.

Resurrecting the legend that is jakumo. come back to nairaland old timer!

grandstar:
Interesting Germany has a higher population than Britain yet does not match them.

Italy and France have about the same population but each can barely count 4 clubs worthy of the championship.

Margaret Thatchers economic reforms have left a long lasting mark even in football

What economic reforms sir? can you enlighten me more on this? Thanks.

hollamanng:
legends will understand

If you know, you know!

kosasly:
SENT. Guys sorry for the delay. Success in our EXAMS!!!

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Ishilove:
I, more than you, my good sir

I know right.. it's obvious.

Ishilove:
Naptu2

You know when to consult the gods don't you Ishi? I think me and you share a profound affection for the walking encyclopedia that is Naptu2.

NPComplete:
Lol. These poles will never forgive Russia for the Soviet occupation of their land after the 2nd World War. That's why they would rather ship oil from Nigeria than Russia that is very close to them.

Operation Bagration comes to mind!

id4sho:
How much will you charge for mechanical /electrical design of liquified gas plant LPG sitting on a plot of 200 by 200

It depends on the nature/sophistication of the job Sir. Can we discuss offline sir. My Nos is 07056843152. Email: itodoehi@gmail.com. Thank you sir.

nikkypearl:
hey! I am an Architect, and I am not rude

Can I handle your Mech/Elect designs for you Nikky?

Kenny4lyfe:
IGODO

pls this man with the white beard,the chief, who is he? is he still alive?

SUPERPACK:
nice boobs thou

Haba bros, where d boobs na?

Grupo:
Cc. Hhenry

ashewo beer parlour poster spotted. if you know, you know.

naptu2:
Wow! What a throwback! What an old thread!

This conversation actually started on another thread. I need to find that other thread.

Here's what you asked for (I hope the anti-spam bot doesn't ban me).

http://nigeriavillagesquare.com/forum/threads/capt-tolofari-part-2-preparation-and-plan-for-h-hour.18627/

God bless you sir. I'm beside myself with joy. is there a part three? would love to finish the entire article. Thanks a million sir.

naptu2:
Cool

naptu2 ..Egbon mi I'm at my wits end already. I've tried all the links provided and I meet a brick wall each time. kindly help in providing a link that is readily accessible so I can read the second and third parts of this article. or better still send to ...gmail.com. thanks sir. I remain grateful.

HaileSelassie:
It is clear that we ain't ready for any emergency situation in this fcked up country...

Just look at how long it took to release a statement .

Sad thing about this Abuja earth tremor is that people who are supposed to be Geologists are already working In GTBank.

No Agency to trust

Na God dey save person jare

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long while.

oyejideogunjumo:
Although we are not originally in the earthquake zone but much damage has been done to the earth by mankind which has drastically changed the earth and it's nature.The first tremor I can vividly remember was in 1984 that affected Abeokuta and Ibadan and now it is Abuja. Who knows where next?

Oh Elderly one. You sage wisdom is appreciated.

LadySarah:
Below are his beautiful works. The stupid chicken that has come home to roost.
Let him run and see how woefully he will fail.

How true is this picture. Is that really him wiping the mud from his pants?

fkj950ax:
You managed to bring a conflict that involves two nation's you aren't from, nor are you a citizen or stakeholder in any of the other actors into a post showing a heartbroken boy?

How did you become like this?

This is a very good post. A lot of people have lost the basic essence of their humanity.

Offpoint:
See as Nigeria lecture hall be like El Salvador Prison.

Some idiots go dey online here dey fight for politicians, while their Children dey outside country the enjoy top notch education.

I no surprise sey mad person stray enter dia cuz that hall be like place mad people dey take breeze...

See lecture hall like my grandpapa Shrine.

Exactly. Whoever designs and builds lecture theatres in Nigerian public schools deserves to be shot dragged and quartered in no particular order. In my undergrad years, it was virtually a scramble for who would sit at the front because it was impossible to see anything a few yards away from the board. Not to talk of some sadistic lecturers who'd face the damm board and be writing in very tiny letters. I remember this lecturer in my first year, terrible guy..would not talk to the class, just face the board and write in tiny letters. before you could manage to write anything, he'd clean the board and start all over again. Guess what this fecker taught- physics! Needless to say there were many carry overs in his course.Dude is dead now though..I guess the bottle did what students were too afraid to do...

FeloniousFelon:
When God created mankind, he gave each race a hammer.

The White man used his hammer to fashion out a civilization

The Asian, studied the hammer and before long he churned out a thousand hammers

The Nigger, used his hammer to kill another nigger.

The Jew, paid the Asian to make more hammers which he sold to the Nigger to kill more Niggers.

There is a direct correlation between empathy and IQ. The higher the IQ the more empathy an individual displays.

The reason why Africa is backward is because the African is the least of all human races on earth. An African so-called big man has no iota of shame to see his people live as animals - this is borne out of his wicked and dark heart.

The God in heaven knows the African as the descendant of the Snake and Eve. Their patriarchy began with Cain and was continued by Ham who slept with Cain's daughter Naamah who Noah had married to keep away from his sons.

The God in heaven has hidden all knowledge from the savage brute for the nigger would have since destroyed the world.

Take Buhari for example, that man is as close to the roots of hell than any body that ever walked the earth.

The fact that Buhari hasn't gotten to the level of Stalin or Hitler is because the God in Heaven has made him stupid so that Buhari will not have the means or whereabouts to accomplish his evil heart's desire.

Just imagine a Nigger nation with Nukes... The Nigger has turned a rifle in the form of an AK47 to a weapon of mass destruction. The nigger has never fought a war without raping, pillaging and killing indiscriminately.

God works in mysterious ways and I pray and thank HIM that he made the seed of Shaitan and the woman in the garden to be stupid.

This is interesting. I'm interested in knowing more about your theory. can you enlighten me more on this? thanks.

RiyadhGoddess:
Lol I am o. I'm a house girl as it's popularly called. My friends and I here toosh it small. We call ourselves cleaners or housekeeper. Not all cleaners are illiterate. Some of us went to school. At least we finished secondary school. I've meant maids who finished university in Nigeria here too. Here maids with degree are respected and appreciated unlike Nigeria where they expect all maids to be dirty ugly illiterates. I didn't go to the university but I finished my secondary education and wrote Jamb.

Your honesty is refreshing. May God be with you, bless and protect you. You shall fulfill your dreams by his grace. Amen.

RiyadhGoddess:
Write well ke You must have missed all my gbagauns then. I'm still a cleaner

No you aren't. What's your story.

Himmler:
No!! not that murderous Nazi Herr Himmler, Mine is a reference to Karl Otto Himmler, a scientist who invented the first contact lens. I read his inspirational story many years ago and was motivated by it

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That's swell.