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True.Idgbo is one very funny character.I crack my head trying to understand pignin just cz I knw what she says must be wickedly humorous.

MBJ IMO posts based on experience which is why his advice sounds so real and sober.I must admit some stuff has sank in my heart.
Freecoca, don't I just love the way she puts up a fight! lol she's funny.
slimyem is like a pole that can't be shaken.She stays put no matter what u say and ul will find her where u left her.
People who blow big grammer make me laugh a lot as well those who kill english like fado.
Ms Darkskin and Chima love fighting the somali weirdo. lol I truly enjoy the show.
One time I was soo down then I rembered one of lefulefu's thread on marrying a man who's head is like basin, something like that? I laughed for hours.
Killz is smart.Hate him or Love him but he is smart and offers good advice on relationships.He just doesn't know how to compromise.Must always win.
We have very intelligent people like emofine,sauer,that aqb123 guy and others whose names I can't rem.
Shymmex I have never understood him. He knows where to shine and where to act silly imo.I think in Romance section he just likes getting on nerves intentionally but hes s sober and smart dude when called upon to.
Can't rem others.
I think each character spices up this forum no matter how annoying,irritating they are
And true some threads can be silly but very funny.

LOL Ms Darkskin.You sure have energy to take on this weird fellow.

He is hungry. Watch out.

If ur partners friends hve their game up more than u then it's risky. they may outshine u.

Freiburger: Does money plays any role in your relationship? If yes, how big is it? and if your answer is no, share your reasons with us.

you need money to eat,move,call etc.So yes it plays a role.But I am careful not allow money dictate the quality of any relationship.Romantic or not.
meaning,i try to take care of my personal needs to avoid becoming a burden to anybody and mess up a good relationship.
Fact is, my needs will never end or be fully satisfied, so I'd rather nt expect u to do that cz you will never succeed and I may hate u.

DO YOU MODS EVER READ WHAT ONE SOMALI AYANLE POSTS ??

HE SOUNDS TO ME LIKE A TERRORIST SYMPATHISER AND TALKS SOO ILL OF BLACKS.
WHY CANT HE BE BANNED FROM NL UNTIL HE RESPECTS THE BLACK RACE OR STOPS HIS HATE CAMPAIGN?
HE IS SPITTING ON ALL YOUR FACES.WHAT A SHAME.

only SEXSINNERS talks this way.

omowa1: This is exactly how she wrote it!

I am a 23year old female. My parents died when I was 8 then I dropped out of school because no one could afford to pay my fees. I then met this guy when I was 14 and he sent me back to school. He was selling fruit then but still he was Able to pay my fees. He then got a job as a truck driver and sent me to university. My problem is that I feel I can't continue with this relationship because he is not my type, he isn't fluent in English, he is a very short man plus some other Personal stuffs.

I feel I have paid him back for his Good Deeds cos I give him sex anytime and anywhere he wants. But now he can't meet up to my demands. How best can I tell him that he is not my type without hurting his feelings? I am grateful that he sent me to school but I can't be in a relationship with him anymore. I want somebody in my own class, not a truck driver.
Please help!

fados4sure

Hello House, please can you do anything for the one you truely love? I mean anything? There is this sister i truely love but she is a school drop out because she lost her mum and she came from polygamous home and her dad drove them from the house nobody to foot her bill that was why she drop out of secondary school and i truely love her and like to take GCE O-level exam for her next week and also intend to send her to higher institution immediately... What do you think? Am i too f@st? Your humble opinion is highly needed.. God bless you all as you make contribution positively...
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CAN THESE TWO MEET AND SHARE THEIR EXPERIENCES PLEASE?

depends on ur defination of good.

It has made me what I am today.
Strong,focused,organized,balanced,appreciative,encouraging,hardworking,fast,wise in making my own decisions,healthy and happy.

But I will not leave God out of the pic cz hes been at the centre.

FADO LISTEN PLEASE!!

You are too blinded and it seems like it has impaired ur judgement!

You are not yet one! you still not sure about urself but u want to drag somebody into ur life? She still trying to find herself too.

The Bible says THERE'S IS A TIME FOR EVRYTHING.It's time to study now and build urself financially

Don't make a blunder too early.Meet more girls,compare, take time.What is the rush for?

This is what puppy love does.Blinds u.

I see a guy just about to make a BIG mistake and will soon open a thread of regrets.

Damn I where have I been.
Galivant srowy jamani.Lakini unatake aaje photos ndani ya mahao complete and furnished? kwani wewe ni architect?

sauer: All these ladies can shout all they want, screaming they'll leave the man right there at the altar. But we all know that's not true. In fact, observation has shown that most women would go with the jerk guy who treats them anyhow and probably slaps them a day or two to the wedding or on the wedding itself. One can only pray that many more women can start looking beyond what a guy can immediately offer, and focus more on what they guy can actually offer in the long run.

I think one's sense of judgement is impaired at this time because of the pressures building up to the D-Day.
The lady in question went ahead with wedding. I think she must have received a couple of slaps in the course of their dating.
That should have been the best time to step out of it. But she didnt.

I have different scales of measure.

Caracta: SMH for girls whose boyfriends (not even husbands o) get voilent on them. They kiss and get intimate to makeup, but he never stops. Is relationship a do-or-die affair? Lawd have mercy!

caracta i quoted u. where dd this take place.
What about her Father,uncles u know? jeeez

Sapphiredamsel: God forbid i go into such marriage. If i were the one,i will go in&when its time for me to declare my vow i will simply say:
Pastor:do you take ***** as your fully wedded husband.
Me:no way!

And then another slap!!

dwarf?? this smells lefulefu

wait a sec! r u serious?

why should I broadcast my status anyway if my friends know it. for what purpose?

this is why I keep finances out of relationships till it's sealed in one way or another.
I know it will give her an emotional breakthrough and make her 'feel free'. But what is the guy giving back considering relationships involve input from both sides.
Can her emotions be quantified and paid back? Why is she blind to the fact that she also gave in her time and emotions?

Loan is loan tht she can pay. the rest is vain.

1.NEVER MARRY OUT OF CIRCUMSTANCE CZ IT WILL COME TO PASS.
2.PEOPLE WILL TALK NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO.EVEN IF YOU SPEND MILLIONS ON THEM THEY WILL STILL TALK CZ THEY HAVE BEEN DOING SO SINCE ADAM.

cindyrella: Wetin? I will return the slap sharp sharp no time!
break bottle on his head and run away...



Seriously, I don't know what my reaction will be like...

ROFLMAO! I can visualise that

fados4sure: I will try to answer all your questions..
We just started dating like two weeks ago..
I want to help her because i like to marry her so, that i won't marry an illitrate
Actually, she is working hoping that when she has save alot of money, she will go to school.
Lastly, i just came back from youth service and currently working as auditor in Nigeria stock exchange, Benin branch and will be travelling to Germany by September 2012 for my Master degree...
What do think?

MRbrownJAY: brotha Fado, i do have to ask:
is that the same gal that you opened a thread about how to toast her, then opened another thread about dating the friend of the lady you wanted initially, or the thread about the choir lady in your church group who molested you?!

you have made so many stories in the last few months that it is hard to keep track, pls advice us all on which one of all these ladies is the one on this thread. lol!

fados4sure: lol, this is entirely another fresh and beautiful sister,,

fados4sure: I have delete the formal one because our age were too close and i don't like her...
Not that i have a flaire for school leaver, the reason is that the sister's in my church have problems with educations and my pastor want me to marry from my church.. That is just the reason..

Discombobulation Galore!

Get ur acts/finances together and go to Germany. Your mind will open.

I was scared too when a new groom slapped his bride hard across the face in front of the church. He complained her makeup was too much. An argument started, and before we knew it, GBAM- it was a slap!
She became quiet immediately, arranged her gown and walked into the church. She didn't even dance or utter a word.

Like seriously?

I would rather date and marry an impotent partner than an abusive one.

Is the slap a sign of things to come? If u can slap ur woman on her wedding day infront of a crowd how much harm can u do behind the curtains.
Make up? suppose she misuses money what would u do? jeez what if ur food is delayed? beat her to pulp? gosh.
Ladies would u proceed with the wedding because of how far u have come, finances,program and assume you will sort out issues later?

samfibby: @ femzy. If i no talk now dem go sey, what were their neighbors doing while they were slaughtering themselves. It was 12:00 AM in the midnight while i was taking care of office assignment . They actually live right above my room and were disturbing my precious peace. Remember the guy who killed her spouse sometime this year, i bet their neighbors knew about the rift and decided to keep quiet until one killed the other. I bet the neighbors are like if we had known we would have interceded, me i go shout 4 their head ni b4 they kill thier self. They didnt even come to knock my door to say here is the jollof rice and chicken we prepared for the marriage, they are quarelling and disturbing my peace

lol ur funny.

looks priestly.

yeah cz they are in the discovery process.Iron sharpens iron.They will fight because they disagree on a number of issues and each other's annoying habits.
Those lil annoying things people hide from each but later show up after marriage.
If they are not killing each other leave them alone.They will fight and make up.
That shouldn't stop u from getting married.Are u them?

what a thread.
Apart from genes,body frame I cant tell by eating habits cz those change

Some family planning pills have adverse effects.They can make one gain or lose weight.

Maybe just pay attention to her views on healthy living.The importance of exercise and eating right.

Principles can last habits don't.

aish old story,she is now an expert

and there were witnesses who saw it happen?

SOMALI IQ RANKED AMONG THE LOWEST

National IQ scores country rankings

http://www.photius.com/rankings/national_iq_scores_country_ranks.html

Now now now,your National IQ is 68!!
Nigeria's is 84!!!!!
A diff of 16 so whom are u trying to argue with here on NL?debate with those having lower IQs than yours cz u won't win.
You make people refer to you as 'ZOOMALIS' jeez.

An Arabs view of somalis

Somalis have always made themselves and exposed how weak they are infront of Arabs. Most are the ones that think an Arab man is a trophy if the have one. Why such foolish thinking on the part of many Somalis. The irony is that the Arabs sees a cheap play thing to play with in a Somali woman. The word is "EASY PREY".I hate the way Somalis hold Arabs in very high pedestals and high easteem that they will deny who they are to say that they are Arabs.

such a confused lot with no National Identity.

warya123: congrats u have a girlfriend that has more testosterone than u...


i have a somali princesss....only a couple hundred thousand somalis in refugee camp, 40 percent of those are bantu....out of 25 million ethnic somalis on the planet...go fukkkk urself.

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Ayanle wrote:
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Insearch is your hate for somali men based on experience or a superiority complex?

Somali woman; I don´t hate Somali men, so I don´t know what you´re talking about. you, on the other hand, hate Somali women, and you go out of your way to portray them as sluts, why is that Ayaanle aka FaraxZeeroIncome?

lol @me being faraxzeroincome, and no i dont consider all somali women as sluts, but i have seen my fair share of shit to know they arent perfect angels.

LOL Ayanle I busted u.I saw you are an old bearded man.