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Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Members Kneel & Bow To Pastor Adeboye's Chair (Video) by plaetton: 2:06pm On Nov 08, 2017
datproject:
There are certainly things OP can not understand about the member because you look at it from canal perspective. If you ask the member the meaning of what she did, she might tell you plainly she is not worshipping the chair, but the God that anointed the man that used to seat on the chair. Her motive to God is what matters, and not the manner at which you painted the picture from canal angle.
That's the great thing about the religious infested mind.
You can see shiit where non exists.
You make up any shiit , and interpret any shiit as it suits you.
Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Members Kneel & Bow To Pastor Adeboye's Chair (Video) by plaetton: 2:02pm On Nov 08, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
Hmmm, the carnal mind will see a seat. The spiritual mind will feel the essence of God deposited like a fart upon that seat.
You just have to believe. And it will work.
grin grin

I was about to say, which crazy mind would write stuff like this, then I saw that it good ol Sonoflucifer himself. wink

long time, Son of the most Hi.
How have you been ?

How is it going down there in hell ?

I hear that you have managed to smuggle Air conditioners there.
Christianity Etc › Re: 6 Reasons You Need A Pastor In Your Life by plaetton: 1:39pm On Nov 05, 2017
talkeverytime:
In today's world where there is lack of respect for spiritual authority and so much bad talks and accusation about men of God, people find it difficult to refer to a particular person as their pastor or man of God probably for the fear of being deceived or duped by the Pastor or being seen as a weak fellow for having "a Pastor".


It should be noted that for the case of this discussion, the word Pastor is used as a generic word for the five fold ministry (Apostles, Prophets, Teachers, Pastors and Evangelists).
Now, I've heard a lot of people say things like "I don't need a Pastor to tell me what God says", "I can read the Bible for myself", "God can talk to me anywhere and anytime, I don't need any MOG". Some have even gone as far as labeling all Pastors entrepreneurs and fraudsters. The question I will like to ask you is why did God give us these ministry gifts if we do not need them? In Ephesians 4 verse 11, the Bible says ;
"And he gave some, apostles; and some, prophets; and some, evangelists; and some, pastors and teachers" KJV
So did God just give us these gifts that we do not need? No, we need them obviously and that's why he gave them to us. He told us the reason for giving them in the following verses. Ephesians 4 verse 12 - 14
"[12] For the perfecting of the saints, for the work of the ministry, for the edifying of the body of Christ:
[13] Till we all come in the unity of the faith, and of the knowledge of the Son of God, unto a perfect man, unto the measure of the stature of the fulness of Christ
[14]That we henceforth be no more children, tossed to and fro, and carried about with every wind of doctrine, by the sleight of men, and cunning craftiness, whereby they lie in wait to deceive; " KJV
I'm going to break down these reasons simpler for you to understand.

You need a "Pastor" to teach you.

I've explained that I'm using the word Pastor for the five fold ministry in this article, so I believe it shouldn't be a problem anymore.
Now you may say you can read the Bible and learn for yourself, I agree with you. In fact, you should read the Bible and know the word for yourself. But that doesn't replace the part of the Pastors, they are specially ordained by God for this purpose and there is an anointing upon their lives to carry it out.

You need someone to monitor your growth.

Yes, you do. Even though not all Pastors perform this properly but it's part of their job. They act like fathers to see to your well-being, your spiritual well-being particularly. Your spiritual well-being controls the physical, so once you perfect it there, you'll perfect it in other areas. So the Pastor watches you grow spiritually and detects when you're not making progress like you should do.

For correction .

This supports the point above. Your Pastor is there to correct you when you miss it. Once he detects that you're doing the wrong thing or not doing something right, he comes in.

You need a Pastor to inspire and motivate you.

You can say this is the work of a motivational speaker. Calm down. What I mean is you need someone to inspire you to do the things of God and to grow spiritually. That is what the Pastor should do with his teaching and his lifestyle.

You need a Spiritual Head to guide you.

There are just sometimes we need guidance. Yes, we have the HolySpirit to guide and direct us. But remember, one of the end reasons God gave us these five fold ministry is that "we should not be tossed to and fro" . It means these offices are required to keep us in a straight path. And you also need someone that represents you on the altar. You should not just pay your tithes to anyone and everyone. Take it to the Church (the church you attend; that is you must have a particular church) and give it in your church, that's where the blessing lies.

To protect you

Yes, your Pastor "keeps" you, through prayers, his word and prophecy over your life and his teachings. The fourteenth verse of Ephesians 11 suggests that Christians can be deceived by the cunning craftiness of men. This five fold ministry helps to prevent that and protect you.
So prayerfully seek for a church and join. Follow the leader attentively, it may be a Pastor, Prophet, Teacher, Apostle or Evangelist. They are all ordained for us.
This is where I'll stop for today. Please feel free to agree or disagree. Drop your comments


Source: http://www.talkeverytime.com/2017/09/6-reasons-you-need-pastor-in-your-life.html
Only if you admit that you're an idiot that you agree that you need a parasite in your life to interpret reality to you.

Pastors are social parasites , Tapeworms that prey on the poor, the weak and the ignorant.
Politics › Re: Ngige: Buhari’s Government Has Created 7m ‘blue Collar’ Jobs by plaetton: 1:43pm On Nov 03, 2017
Politics › Re: 'Igbos Will Vote Massively For President Buhari In 2019' - Orji Uzor Kalu by plaetton: 11:34am On Nov 03, 2017
clevvermind:
TRUE IGBO WILL NOT VOTE FOR BUHARI. NOT EVEN IN THE DREAM.
Don't mind that stuuupid , fraudulent fool.

That fool would say anything to keep APC Government from sending his fraudulent axs to prison , where he rightfully belongs.
Christianity Etc › Re: Integrity Of The Gospels by plaetton: 8:05pm On Nov 02, 2017
Lawwwwwd have mercy !

How did I miss this thread since Oct. 2nd ?

I am..( I can't seem to find the right words).

What an incredible journey, an incredible evolution.

I sincerely salute your courage and honesty , Frosbel.

It requires a certain level of honesty for one to step aside and question long held beliefs, talkless of taking time out from one's normal , programmed thinking patterns, to search for facts.

And thank you Frosbel, especially, for carrying us along in this your incredible evolution from a simple believer of myths to a complex thinker.
If there is indeed a god, then you are paying the proper Homage to God by using your innate faculties of thought.

And for others still lost in the Labyrinth of stone age myths, I wish to remind you that if your god gave you a brain, then you most certainly owe him an obligation to use it.
wink
Politics › Re: Godwin Obaseki: "Jide Tinubu’s Death, Huge Loss To Nigeria" by plaetton: 2:45pm On Nov 02, 2017
nwakibie3:
The Governor of Edo State, Mr Godwin Obaseki, has commiserated with the national leader of the All Progressives Congress and former Governor of Lagos State, Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu over the loss of his eldest son, Jide Tinubu.

Obaseki, who expressed shock at the sad news, said Jide’s death is a huge loss to the country and prayed for the repose of his soul.

“On behalf of my family, the Government and the good people of Edo State, I express our heartfelt sympathy to the Tinubu family and pray that God grant you the strength beyond normal, to bear this irreparable loss,” Obaseki said. He assured that he has joined “other friends and associates of the Tinubu family in prayers as they go through these trying times.”

Cc myndd44
Cc lalasticlala
Cc Seun


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/11/jide-tinubus-death-huge-loss-nigeria-obaseki/
Shut the fxx up axxhole Obaseki.

There are more sensible ways of expressing your condolence to Tinubu , lick his Axx deeper, etc, but without insulting All Nigerians. undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus And Your Money : Benny Hinn And The Scurge Of Prosperity Fraud. by plaetton(op): 8:30am On Nov 01, 2017
NPComplete:
This is what is called religious racketeering.
Yes.

But I can tell you that Nigeria's Adeboye and his RCCG franchise is the biggest, the most sophisticated and the most brazen fraud racket the world had ever seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus And Your Money : Benny Hinn And The Scurge Of Prosperity Fraud. by plaetton(op): 8:26am On Nov 01, 2017
hahn:
Gbam! But dem no go gree

The business idea is very simple. Christianity creates imaginary problems(god, the devil, witches, wizards etc), then creates imaginary solutions(prayers, fasting, praise and worship, tithes and offering) and then threaten/force you to pay for the solution(god's wrath, hell fire, suffering and pain etc)

It is a very good business model though cheesy grin
Perfectly Said.
Christianity Etc › Jesus And Your Money : Benny Hinn And The Scurge Of Prosperity Fraud. by plaetton(op): 10:39pm On Oct 31, 2017
I just watched this short CNN interview with a member of prosperity preacher Benny Hinn's family.

A real insight into evangelical fraudsters and their evangelical prosperity racket, and how they twist religion to exploit and parasite on the poor and ignorant.


http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/31/opinions/prosperity-gospel-greed-opinion-costello/index.html
Politics › Re: Governor Dickson, Adeboye, Ayokunle At Dedication Of Bayelsa Ecumenical Centre by plaetton: 2:53pm On Oct 31, 2017
morereb10:
Gov. Dickson, Daddy Adeboye, CAN President, Others At Dedication Of Bayelsa Ecumenical Centre

Bayelsa State today is making history as dignitaries form different parts of the state converge in Bayelsa today for the dedication of Bayelsa Ecumenical Centre which is designed for christian worship and is capable of sitting at least 10,000 people in the main auditorium.

The dedication is still ongoing and is being aired live on AIT station. Those on ground today to make this ceremony successful is the governor of Bayelsa State himself, Gov. Sariake Dickson, Pastor Enoch Adeboye, the General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG) along with the President of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), Rev Samson Ayokunle, his predecessor, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor and Bishop Felix Omobude, President Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria (PFN).

Congregation was then trilled by the introduction of a special guest of honor all the way from USA with his wife, American gospel singer, Ron Kenoly as he sang and performed most of his hit tracks back in they days "Righteousness", Sing for joy etc"

The vice president, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo wasn't able to make it and he was ably represented by the Aso Rock Chaplaincy. Gov. Sariake also inaugurated the management team who is vested with the responsibility of managing that 10,000 capacity mega edifice.

The building located in Igbogene, which commenced over five years ago, the Bayelsa government said, also houses two libraries, including an e-library, special locations for retreats, cafeteria and a restaurant.

More photos below...

more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/10/gov-dickson-daddy-adeboye-can-president.html
Mosque today, Church tomorrow.

Stuuuupid people in a stupid , degenerate society.

How about a dedication of a fxxing LIBRARY for once ? undecided
Education › Re: Pictures Of Jumma'at Mosque & Islamiya School Built By Gov Shettima by plaetton: 2:51pm On Oct 31, 2017
macphilip:
Pls leave dem Hausa peeps
its their way of Life, they are not complaining!!!

They prefer Religion and Almajiri to education and industrialization
Fine.
Since they prefer to live in the dark ages, why should anyone else be forced to be tethered to these folks that time forgot ?
Education › Re: Pictures Of Jumma'at Mosque & Islamiya School Built By Gov Shettima by plaetton: 12:18pm On Oct 31, 2017
36govs:
@VIVIANGIST

This is Jumma'at Mosque & Islamiya School at Lawan Bukar junction Maiduguri built by Gov Kashim shettima administration. - Pictures below.

Via : http://www.viviangist.ng/pictures-of-jummaat-mosque-islamiya-school-built-by-gov-shettima/

Cc; lalasticlala
The same fool , the same human Tapeworm that said restructuring is not possible.

This is the very reason that Nigeria should restructure,..so that governors or regional governors can choose to either develope their regions with their own resources or just build Mosques .
Politics › Re: Don’t Order Diezani’s Return To Nigeria, EFCC Begs Court by plaetton: 6:44pm On Oct 30, 2017
mgbadike81:
Nigeria is a zoo. so after soiling her name in the social media. they are now of her defending herself in court?
Lol.

C'mon.

Have you been to a Zoo before?

A Zoo is well organized.

It's more like a Jungle at night time.
Politics › Re: “restructuring My Foot”, Ohaneze, PANDEF, Others Are Dreamers – Gov Shettima by plaetton: 3:14pm On Oct 30, 2017
QueenSekxy:
why would you support it when you need 2 and southerners mostly igbos will need 280 to get admission,,??

why am I surprised that a product of quota system said no to restructuring! !
No surprise at all.

Why would a Tapeworm want to Restructure his parasitic arrangement with its host ? huh
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Bans Nigerians From Wearing Camouflage Clothes... by plaetton: 2:20pm On Oct 30, 2017
agbangam:
Talking trash, the laws are already there but stubborn/ I too Know Nigerians will never obey such laws. Always screaming about how USA citizens are free to put on Camo were as we are in a crime filled country.
Shey u stubborn rite huh go wear d camouflage, wen soldiers drill u finish then come social media come inform us d outcome.
Kindly educate us.
Kindly quote the sectional of the constitution or criminal code where this law resides.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Lied Against Me —jonathan by plaetton:
There is nothing more shameful and sorrowful than to see so-called educated and sophisticated men, in their vainglorious quests for leftover mesh of political porrige, descend to the low level quackery, doing hack jobs for his adopted Superiors of Fossilized Dinosaurs and Dodo Birds.

But then, we remind ourselves that Osinbajo is a Pentecostal Pastor in the most sophisticated fraud syndicate in the world.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Bans Nigerians From Wearing Camouflage Clothes... by plaetton: 10:36am On Oct 30, 2017
agbangam:
shuuut up joor, simple instruction is difficult for u bia bia pple to adhere to. The country has some security issues, some Criminal minded people put it on to commit evil so it is for our own interest dat d military choose to control d use of camouflage. Nigeria is not as peaceful as USA cos u might want to use them as a reference.
You shut up.

The Nigerian Army has no Constitutional role to make laws.

Only the legislative arm of the government can make binding laws.
Only the legislature can criminalize the wearing of army camouflage attires by citizens.

It is only in a militarized Zoo that the army imposed laws on citizens whenever they feel like.
Politics › Re: 81 Of Buhari's 100 Appointees Are Northerners (cut From Newspapers) by plaetton: 2:10am On Oct 30, 2017
QueenOfNepal:
The issue is about buhari grin


The only reason we are in recession is because the Hausas that scored 9 in Federal Government College Exams have now being appointed to manage Nigeria so we are stuck with illiterates and dull people all over
Bingo!!
Politics › Re: Restructuring Nigeria Is Possible - Balarabe Musa Replies Gowon by plaetton: 4:58pm On Oct 29, 2017
AbrahamIsrael:
Gowon has shown to be one of the causes of Nigeria's problems. Gowon has shown so far that he is unintelligent from his youthful age uptil now and this is the reason why he reneged on keeping his own side of the Aburi accord. Gowon has shown that he is one of those that is keeping the youths of today in bondage. Gowon will not go unpunished and his sins will be remembered.
You took the thoughts right out from my mind.
Gowon has been one of the unfortunate Calamities that befell this potentially great nation.

After 51 yrs, simple wisdom has still refused to visit this moronic man.
After the very critical roles that Gowon played in Nigeria's history, the only thing that this empty barrel offers this nation today is his silly " Nigeria Prays" clown show.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Doled Out N100bn, $295m Cash In Two Weeks – Osinbajo by plaetton: 4:29pm On Oct 28, 2017
lightblazingnow:
The main thing is that the owners of these resources, I mean the People, are so clueless and have been brainwashed to believe anything these junkies put out. They believe in eating grumps instead of going for the jangular


I am saying until the people arise and shine their lights, they will remain in pepertual wailing, why do people go to schoolhuh Is it just to acquire a job or to acquire informationhuh?

Only those who has risen will lead and continue to lead the blinds..

[b]The most high God Almighty is merciful and reveals the truth to the seekers, ask and you shall receive, knock and the doors shall be opened and seek and you shall find.

Christ Jesus empowers us with practical experience to destroy our oppression

He is lord Christ Jesus for ever and ever more
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Lawd have mercy. shocked

This poster cooks a good soup, and then covers it with dirty cloth. huh

These Jesus scammers sef undecided
Every opportunity to sell their scams.
Politics › Re: Maina’s Recall Was Grand Conspiracy Against Buhari – Human Rights Lawyer, by plaetton: 7:27pm On Oct 25, 2017
Christianity Etc › Re: George Weah Visits TB Joshua's SCOAN (Photos) by plaetton: 7:45pm On Oct 23, 2017
Amberon11:
I knew a keyboard warrior would definitely show up.
You shameless atheists have the nerve to deride religion with all the insanity going on in atheism?
A quote from the alternate universe. grin grin

LOL.

This one is an award winner.
grin grin
Politics › Re: Jonathan Probe: $12 Billion Traced To USA, $3 Billion Loot Hidden In China by plaetton: 10:33pm On Oct 22, 2017
Opakan2:
Jonathan na bastard I swear..

How are we even sure the fool is educated.
Upon all the things wey money fit do eg. Ogoni lands cleanup and more, all the impotent man could think of is theft of such magnitude.

Such a shame
This slowpoke forgot to even read the article.

So many educated illiterates on Nairaland.

Billions of dollars supposedly stolen and supposedly traced to specific places, YET, no fxxing names of the culprits mentioned. huh

Food for the stuuupid, those incapable of critical thinking.
Culture › Re: Thanksgiving Service Of Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, In Edo Church by plaetton: 8:28pm On Oct 22, 2017
Jesuschild:
The word Aruosa in Bini means the eye of God and the practice in that church ain't Christianity but Bini tradition and the Oba is GO
Thank you.

I have learned something today.
Culture › Re: Thanksgiving Service Of Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, In Edo Church by plaetton: 8:26pm On Oct 22, 2017
Nosaghae:
The church is the church for obas. It is purely a traditional church and not a Christian church
Noted.
Thank you for the clarification.
Culture › Re: Thanksgiving Service Of Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, In Edo Church by plaetton: 7:41pm On Oct 22, 2017
goldtooth:
Every place of worship is not a church. This place is the traditional place of worship for the Benin monarch. It is not a Christian church.
Ok.
Thank you for the clarification.

I feel a lot better now. wink
Culture › Re: Thanksgiving Service Of Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, In Edo Church by plaetton: 7:30pm On Oct 22, 2017
ChangeIsCostant:
The Oba of Benin, His Royal Majesty, Omo N’Oba N’Edo Uku Akpolokpolo, Oba Ewuare, in the spirit of celebrating the first anniversary of his coronation, held a Thanksgiving Service earlier today at the Holy Aruosa Church in Benin city, Edo state. The monarch was joined by his family, friends and other traditional rulers. See photos below;

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/oba-benin-holds-thanksgiving-service-mark-coronation-anniversary-photos.html
I really get confused about Africans.

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't the Oba Of Benin the head of a traditional institution that is supposed to be the one of the last CUSTODIANS and REPOSITORIES Of African culture and Traditions ? huh

Isn't the church, as a counter Institution, the very opposite, the enemy, the nemesis of African Culture and Tradition ? huh

I really do not understand the confused state of the African mind. undecided undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: George Weah Visits TB Joshua's SCOAN (Photos) by plaetton: 7:21pm On Oct 22, 2017
Rolly83:
You're a very stu.pid foo.l for saying that angry
Really ?
That's all you can say ?

You have no counter argument to offer ? huh
You're sounding like a typical lobotomized zombie.
This is exactly my point. A continent full of people who refuse to use their brains.
Christianity Etc › Re: George Weah Visits TB Joshua's SCOAN (Photos) by plaetton: 6:43pm On Oct 22, 2017
Africans and foolishness.
Imagine prospective leaders of a nation paying homage to a clown and conman , in this day and age . shocked

Evidence that the light is far far away from shining on this continent. undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo: "Adeboye Saved Me From Spiritual Attack On My Private Jet" by plaetton: 8:22pm On Oct 21, 2017
adepeter2027:
Why are we ruining their business strategies for them naw.

Remember hell awaits us ooo

Lmao
Lol. grin

It's a civic duty to shame these heartless conmen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo: "Adeboye Saved Me From Spiritual Attack On My Private Jet" by plaetton: 8:16pm On Oct 21, 2017
Lol.

What a racket !! cheesy cheesy cheesy

A Conman using another conman to validate his own con game .
grin grin grin

Conmen have been validating each other's con game from the beginning of time.

That's why it's called a con game.

Lol.

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