₦airaland Forum

Sapiosexuality:
Only three proved their worth. C.Ronaldo, Ronaldo De Lima(The Phenomenon), and Zenedine Zidane. Pogba still has a chance.

Aburi001:
I hear say this nigga is a devoted Christian who pays his tithes regularly.

That means his pastor/church will be #10 billion naira richer based on this transfee

Ulomoney:
Don't make a joke of such a serious thing. This guy can cause a war. Go read about the history of Hitler. Nigeria government, please do not make the same mistake. This guy is a fool and a coward who does not practice what he preaches.

Kalu, bring your family back to Nigeria. Keep them in your village. Then, you can resume with your vision-less speeches. (after being rearrested of course).

mkoabiola:
Am wondering why the so called ipob leader,Nnamdi KANU has not be rearrested respited flaunting one of d bail condition,
As one of the bail condition ,he was told by the court not to be seen in a gathering of more than 10 people but as of today,he is addressing crowd and making hate speeches.
When will he be rearrested to douse the tension in the country especially the south east.

selflessmaya:
1. False. Ladies, DO NOT WASH YOUR VAG EVERY TIME YOU PEE... u are exposing yourself to yeast infections by interfering with pH levels too regularly, you're also exposing yourself to a lot of germs that you've come in contact with through out the day(except u dont pee at work or school or something), there are germs in toilets that are not your own, dont even risk it by touching the tap and then using those same hands to sprinkle on your cooch, wait till u get home and shower, just use wipes ... the only smart pee rule which surprise surprise was not mentioned is wipe front to back always.

2. Actually shaving causes more infections and bumps and any neat girl who's generous with her showers can keep her pubes if she chooses, shaving is more cosmetic than it is for health, an unshaved pussy even keeps neater but these days, neatness is more about how much attention is paid to what.. dont let this thread make u shave your pubes if you prefer to keep them. it's actually healtier that way, PS i wax every 3 wks so i'm not being defensive here.

3. the number of times you change your undies a day depends on how much bodily fluid you secrete down there, if u secrete a lot, no need to carry extra panties around and carry a worn pant 2nd half of the day, just buy panty liners and change each time u feel damp. if you have normal secretion, no need for liners or changing.

4. Correct.

5. False. menstrual blood is not considered alien to the body that secreted it to cause an infection in mere 4 hrs. ladies when your pad is almost full, change it, there's no timing the body, follow your own pace. just dont go past 8 hrs, even if it's the last day and the blood is slow, just change. if u use tampons like me, same thing, no timing, our bodies know what's up.

6. same with 2, if u can take care of your armpit hair and choose to keep it, dont be pressured into shaving it, body odour is caused by poor hygiene amount of armpit hair is irrelevant, there are guys here with bald armpits that smell like fufu and most guys i know with armpit hair know how to keep clean and they always smell good, it's same for girls.

7. wash after intercourse if u like, not compulsory, just try to pee after sex, it keeps your urinary tract clean from whatever might have tried to get in and wipe afterwards, i'm gonna assume we all know that ladies dont pee from their vagina, so those who think that and pee after sex to flush out sperm to reduce chances of pregnancy, it's futile. if u must wash, never put soap in your coochie, that is a lie from the pit of hell, the external part u can wash with soap, by coochie i mean the actual hole like if u try to finger yourself that place u dig in, NEVER put soap in it, never pour water into it either with a bowl or with the shower head, you are risking a watery yeast infection, just rinse the surface and fold of the vag, never dig in with water or soap. the rest of your vulva can handle soap, mild ones though, your clit, labia, u can wash with soap but NEVER antiseptic soap. it fu<ks with your balance. ALWAYS USE A CONDOM if you and your partner are not being exclusive.

8. false, your kidneys have nothing to do with restrained urine, when a person is holding urine, it's already in the bladder waiting for release, you can hold your pee if you have to, the human body is not stupid, the bladder has its limits and if u keep holding it, u will pee on yourself. just dont restrain urine while you're peeing, it weakens the urethra, let it flow freely.

9. anything tight interferes with circulation, pants, shoes, bra, jeans, belt. this really isn't girl-specific, it applies to all.

dingbang:
if the vagina is a self cleaning oven then why are a lot of pussies stinking upandan?

cosade:
Fela never wore pants in public, he wore pants only in his house.

zionmade1:
sometimes i wonder if we have intelligence unit in this country at all. boko crew has already spilled enough information to be tracked down by any serious intelligence unit. Moreover I have this question i have not yet gotten an answer to how do they get their food, clothes and weapons into their base?

ibkayee:
Please shut up, why are Nigerian men obsessed with trying to turn this term into something negative?

RIP to the poor girl

zinachidi:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/07/31/fani-kayode-reacts-cnn-mockery-buharis-absence/

princetunex:
Now when the government try to establish Nigeria Peace Corps to save us all these nonsense some people plus media outlet will say the senates have been bribed while some will call it a waste of resources. Peace corps will definitely reduce all these social vices. I stand with Peace Corps

petbam:
so Senate should b blame for Buhari minister inefficient right and if Senate refuse to approve it, you will tag them as enemies of the masses.

NwaAmaikpe:


That road has been under construction since 1999.

Evaberry:
....

The only a reason a man gets scared of marriage is because he's a coward who cannot face the reality of life, the reality of having his own family and taking care of them, he would rather no one be dependent on him. The biggest excuse of Nigerian men on why are not yet ready for marriage is 'No money' as if you need all the money in the world to get married.

Sadly marriage is overrated and done to please the society and parents, As a man never propose because of pressure and as a woman never accept a proposal because of pressure, marry someone who makes you happy, who you connect with not just on a sexual level, Marry someone who you know is going to make your life easier.

Finally, FTC WAWU, been a long time I got this spot, I want to dedicate this ftc to my very special Nairalander, I miss you everyday, I miss spending time with you, I miss the incredible orgasm and lastly I wish you would stop being a coward and just do it.

NwaAmaikpe:


Bill Gates was a fool to lose this position by giving his fortune to charity.


Was it charity that made him rich?

PDJT:
-Ok. They are back from Buhari pilgrimage.

LaEvilIMiss:
and that some people is actually all of us who come to Nairaland to complain instead of expressing their dissatisfaction by bringing down the current government.. even Nairaland Owner wants us to continue like this because if you complain you get a BAN.. so is it really the leaders that are our problem or ourselves. you have a platform that has millions of Nigerians ears and voices and you use it to get rich and uplift politicians during election campaigns to deceive Nigerians.. hmmmm

bmxshop:
Tompolo fighting back.

Josmila:
They control these boys, they tell them when to strike and when not to. So unfortunate as a country we've allowed ourselves to be brought to this level where threats are being issued by different sects at will.