₦airaland Forum

fuke: There are are houses like these in my town, Efon Alaye, Ekiti state.

Okija Priest: Yup!!

He was one of the family. He was an English Cocker Spaniel named rover. Was born and raised and trained in the United Kingdom.. Was brought back to Nigeria and he immediately fell sick. I remember visiting him in the hospital, looking into his cute teary eyes and praying he would recover. At last he did after spending over 2 weeks on admission and over 50 Thousand in treatment.. So he became one of the family, would play and lick everyone who bothered to look and smile in his direction.. There was never a dull moment with rover until one fateful day..

My landlord was a retired Military man and he had a beautiful white-furred dog. She was a Papillon. He loved this dog so much.. Oneday, our landlord came back home to find my Cocker Spaniel joined at the hip with his Papillon.. I heard his voice screaming 'OKIJA!! OKIJA!!! Your dog is r'aping my dog' I rushed out the house in my boxer shorts, and saw both dogs looking as guilty as that 'Kenyan man that was caught with black magic fhucking another mans wife' He got so mad that he immediately ran into his house and came out with a Winchester single barrel 12 guage shotgun, aimed at my dog and said he would shoot on the count of 5 if I didnt get Rover off of his dog... Started to count to 0 from 5... I screamed and begged Rover to stop fhucking his dog but Rover couldnt help himself... 3....2....1....BOOM!!! My landlord shot rover in the leg.. Blood everywhere.. They came apart... His dog scampered to safety of beneath is Volkswagen Santana.. Mine layed there howling in a pool of blood.. I checked his wounds.. It was hopeless... I knew he would die for certain... My Landlord issued me a caveat on Dogs in his compound.. I was lost.

Just then my Akwa Ibom girlfriend was staying over.. she rushed out at the sound of the gun.. Saw me crying and hugged me saying 'Honey!! Its okay'.. I carried Rover into the house, hosed him down and left him in my bathtub to bleed to death... Rushed a bath to wash the blood off me and went to sleep.. When I woke up, my girlfriend had prepared some sweet rice and peppersoup.. She said I should eat and I will feel okay!! I did and the food was so sweet.. The meat tasted so sweet.. I even asked for seconds.. When I was done, composed and relaxed, I stood up and went to take Rover out for burial.. entering the bathroom, I found that he wasnt there.. I asked Ekaette where he was and she said 'He is in your stomach".. I screamed!! WHAT!!!!!! She said yes!!! He is in your stomach and the remaining is in the pot... I fainted!!

Anyways.. I miss my Dog, he was a friend, companion and sweet delicacy..

RIP Rover.. 1997 - 2000.

lastpage: Let me use this moment to appeal to all "GOOD" Muslims and Northerners especially:
*Dont allow these animals to fight on your behalf
*Dont just "deny" them, DENOUNCE AND EXPOSE THEM!.
*Dont shelter them
*Dont give them financial support
*Dont swell their ranks

Finally, PROVE TO ALL NIGERIANS, that you are "the good people" that l know some of you are.
Dont let the stain of the blood of the innocent, be on your hands, on your heads and in your lands.
Let the Muslim leaders (Umars and Ulamars in the mosques) speak to their members about these things
Let the Emirs and other leaders in the North, put a stop to these blood-letting! Speak to your people OPENLY!

As for Southerners, you are not known for wanton destruction of life and property.
You are known for hospitality and friendliness.
You are God fearing and hard-working!



I hardly comment on BH issues on nairaland, but your post has really shown we still have smart people on nairaland.

THIS IS THE VERY BEST RESPONSE I HAVE READ CONCERNING ANY BH ISSUE ON THIS SITE

Would you become "so weak" (morally and spiritually) so much so that you will become Evil, just because Boko Haram wants you to be so?
Overcome Evil, not with Evil but with SMARTNESS!
Killing those innocent Northerners/Muslims who have lived with us and become our friends, would not bring back the dead killed by Boko Haram,
IT WILL ONLY SHOW THAT WE ARE NOT BETTER!
BUT WE ARE and we need to show it.

Lastpage!

BTW: I am of Christian faith and from the South West.

solomon111: Actually,UNILORIN produces half baked graduates(with respect to Nigerian standards) due to the fact that they are always trying to maintain their position as the school with the fastest calendar in the country at the expense of their students.
I have met loads of them,and with all due respect to UNILORIN, they are nothing to write home about.
I know a company that gives preference to UI and UNIBEN graduates before any other school, due to the standards they have always tried to maintain, regardless of the pace of the calendar.

kimakazee: Bro if u r sayin its liverpool, then I will say you are a real soccer pundit & you know real european soccer history well, because liverpool is the giant of europe and britain for those who really know their football history well and those who know what is called football followership! Not all these mai mai chelsea, arsenal man city followership of nowadays, very unfortunate that they are not informed but to say the least its all good,let's watch them and see how far they will go! YWNWA for Live! For those of you who know wat it is

tunene: I find this very interesting especially how people say what they do not know. People that have nothing to do with engineering come here and talk about the title "engr".



Sorry, being a member of NSE does not make you a registered engineer. NSE is a society with different cadres – students, graduates, corporate, associate and fellow. Corporate members are those who qualify to be registered by COREN (usually with 4years or more experience) but until you register with COREN you are not a registered engineer and cannot use the title Engr.



How did you know, simply because you are a lawyer or a doctor does not give you the right to assume. COREN the body created by FGN to regulate engineering practice in Nigeria stipulates that "A Registered Engineer shall use the abbreviation "Engr" before his name", this says shall and not should, may or could. Because engineers are modest and prefer to keep their titles does not make the Title "engr" improper. For those interested in links see below: http://coren.gov.ng/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=52&Itemid=83


Somebody even said Nigerians are dumb because of titles. Na wa o, if you do not like Naija, you can simply change to Niger or Somolia and I am sure you would then not be associated with dumb people; as if the use of titles is localised to Nigeria. He even called the titles, shocking. What is shocking about Dr and Dr (mrs).

Obiagu1: Unfortunately, Engr. does not exist. Just don't argue that.

toba: islamic fundamentalist at it again.

What u should agitate for is the adoption of ISLAMIC CALENDER rather than the one we currently use.

Only God knows how some folks reason. virtually everywhere in the world same thing is being practised, but some folks wants a change. BS

UYCO: @Omen100
Don't allow your tribalistic hatred for an Itsekiri governor blind you from seeing any thing good in Uduaghan. You will be a blind person not to notice the massive projects going on in all parts of delta state.Drive round Asaba and see for yourself. Check out Ode-Itsekiri bridge, check out the Oleri tourist center, check out the delta ict center, check the Ugheli-Asaba road dualization, check out the Warri-Orereokpe-Eku road dualization, check Alegbor street light and drainage project,Sapele stadium,check the IPP, -----to infinity.Warri is a unique place to waferians. Waferians prefer Warri to Abuja, the way muslims prefer Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia to America

Dis Guy: i love all these self employment preachers especially the new grads, bon boy no dey pay monthly house rent him dey form big boy

working in a well structured company at least you gain some experience how a business is ran
you are secured, saving money and still cooking you business idea
your fellow workers/managers are potentially your future customers/suppliers/consultants