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Romance › Re: Some "females" Just Wanna Lay In Bed: Eat Red Velvet And Watch Tv Shows!: That's by ronkebp(f): 7:46pm On Feb 07, 2012
Why can't the men seek out assets instead of liablilitieshuh undecided undecided, oh i know!!!! smiley they don't have the balls to date ''the assets''. angry angry
Crime › Re: Nigerian Doctor Arraigned For Rape by ronkebp(f): 7:28pm On Feb 07, 2012
^^^^^^ I don't think this post is about tribalism, instead a ''Nigerian man" in trouble. do you know what may happen to him when found guilty?, he will be jailed, his liscence would be revoked, he is back to square one and many other trouble or palava.
Family › Re: How Long Is Too Long For An Inlaw To Stay? by ronkebp(f): 7:25pm On Feb 07, 2012
iykak47:
It seems we are looking at this issue from the man's angle, the other side is can a woman tell here inlaw to go?
can my wife tell my mother or father (when i get married} to leave? NO
Can i tell my inlaw to go? grin grin cool cool
NO!!!
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by ronkebp(f): 7:09pm On Feb 07, 2012
armyofone:
the yab don make crayfish bend, abegi leave am. him boss for KFC just called him  grin

girl, you forget guys like moremi shop with pennies huh? go to walmart and see him there. na him dey hold the line as shoppers wait make him count him coin take pay  grin.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Armyofone, why nowhuh?? i am supporting moremi, so i can get the latest ''chanel hand bag''  (maybe, wlamart or wal-greens brand) grin grin grin

@ Moremi don't marryooooo let me be your chief accountant. cool cool cool cool
Romance › Re: Ladies! 100% Attention Vs The Things Money Can Buy (choose One) by ronkebp(f): 7:00pm On Feb 07, 2012
100% what money can buy, i can buy the attention i so need. wink wink wink wink wink
Crime › Re: Nigerian Doctor Arraigned For Rape by ronkebp(f): 6:55pm On Feb 07, 2012
Laalamed:
It is professional wrong for doctor to have intimate relations with patients in office or hospital,even if there is mutual consent.
I think is wrong, just because it is a closed office does not give the doctors liberty to start misbehaving in the office, moreso it is for their own protection and the patients'.
Family › Re: How Often Should Married Couples Get Intimate? by ronkebp(f): 6:52pm On Feb 07, 2012
Outstrip:
Okay I just remembered something LOL. This guy I know said that he used to date this girl that sucks her thumb. EVEN DURING SEX. LOL. I am still trying to play it in my mind. He said sometimes she would take it out and moan but then she would put it right back LOL. I was speechless o. I thought I had heard everything I could hear. Everybody was laughing but I was schocked. When he was asked if he stopped he said why? The mumu kept going back for more LOL
Oh no!!!!!!! that sucks!!!!!!, funny though grin grin grin grin ;Dbut irritating.
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by ronkebp(f): 6:46pm On Feb 07, 2012
moremi2008:
Hahaha @ all these crazy girls. I don't even have the time for this. I have learnt my lesson. grin
Moremi, why nowhuh?? how much are you really worthhuh i can keep secrets. wink wink wink wink wink cheesy cheesy
Crime › Re: Nigerian Doctor Arraigned For Rape by ronkebp(f): 6:37pm On Feb 07, 2012
Who knows if he was having a relationship with her and he was trying to break-off the relationship and she is using the rap3 accusation to get back at him.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Doctor Arraigned For Rape by ronkebp(f): 5:28pm On Feb 07, 2012
dayokanu:
Im amazed that they dont have cameras in their office
Without the cameras, there is little that can be done, the camera would have helped to vindicate him. and that is only if he is innocent.
Fashion › Re: Define Style In Your Own Words by ronkebp(f): 5:17pm On Feb 07, 2012
Style is a creation of 'a look' or 'appearances' that stand out, could be liked or disliked.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Doctor Arraigned For Rape by ronkebp(f): 5:12pm On Feb 07, 2012
Are the doctors not supposed to have camera's in their officeshuh
Romance › Re: The State Of Our Nigerian Men by ronkebp(f): 4:48pm On Feb 07, 2012
This is a serious matter, oooo, Nigeria has a very bad image abroad, and in other neighbouring countries, this is not something that should be taken with a ''pinch of salt'' at all.]
NIgerian men (some of them) have a lot to answer for, fraudulent activities(different types of yahoo-yahoo) cocaine-pushers, marraige-fraudsters, numerous baby-fathers', even there in Nigeria, the men have spoilt and destroyed the country, serial cheats, irresponsible husbands/fathers, lazy, they have to sleep with every young girl who is ambitious to get good jobs or higher positions, the list goes on and on. angry angry angry and it is so embarrassing to say you are from Nigeria gan sef.
Health › Re: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by ronkebp(f): 4:33pm On Feb 07, 2012
^^^^^^ Funny peeps. grin grin grin grin grin grin

Logs for yesterday;

35 minutes full body cardio and crunches, oblique twist and the rest.
Romance › Re: Whats The Worst Thing Youve Ever Done In A Relationship? by ronkebp(f): 4:28pm On Feb 07, 2012
Ogaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Family › Re: My Little Boy Is Born!: by ronkebp(f): 4:16pm On Feb 07, 2012
Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!God bless the little, precious man.
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by ronkebp(f): 3:59pm On Feb 07, 2012
moremi2008:
Whatever wedding ceremony I end up having will be for my family (I have very few friends and they will all be part of the bridal party). All the extra-stuff is gonna be my mum's doing (dat woman too like parry and tying-gele grin). I have pretty expensive tastes but I am a self-controlled spender. Thankfully, I hate cars in general because I hate driving so I don't have to worry about buying a $100k car that'll be worthless in a few years. My biggest ticket items (and biggest weakness) is real estate but those have lasting value. I am not going to marry a woman that'll destroy what my family has worked super-hard to build because she likes to carry $20k handbags and fancies herself a successor to Daisy Danjuma when her father can barely hold on to the family house in Ikoyi and her mother owes my mum huge sums of money she has been promising to pay back since 2007! That bloody onigbese, owambe family! Aarrghhh! My blood is already boiling as I type this!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moremi you should have told me this is how much you really worth and many more, and i would have waited for you!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Tithes, Offerings And First Fruits - Do They Apply To Us As Christians? by ronkebp(f): 9:40pm On Feb 06, 2012
All this back and forth

Pay 10% of your income, buisness ( sales - expenses= profit) 10%of profit , gifts (10% of gifts depending on how your faith carries you). And that is just to make food abound in the house of God. (knowing that ''the food'' here is figurative).
Health › Re: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by ronkebp(f): 9:15pm On Feb 06, 2012
HG, thank God you are doing better.

Pipo where una deyhuh modath, mightlove, agaba, eschala, babs, pmama, uche (who did i leave out wink wink wink) una still dey weekend onhuh?? smiley smiley we need to burn some calories oooo tongue

Log for yesterday, full body cardio for 40 minutes.
Family › Re: Is Marriage Worth It For Guys? by ronkebp(f): 8:22pm On Feb 06, 2012
moremi2008:
Still don't have any convincing arguments from the ladies. Marriage is a scam! No sane man would go into it without a pre-nup and adequate off-shore asset- protection! grin
only because we are arguing with someone that has olumo rock in his brain and is devoid of understanding!!! wink wink cool grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: How I Cheated On My Girlfriend Wit Her Friend by ronkebp(f): 8:16pm On Feb 06, 2012
@ poster better don't let them deceive you on this forum, because after you settle with your gf's friend and she has given birth, then you will realise you have made the biggest mistake so far, because you will come here and tell us you don't love your wife. don't allow ''free kitten and free pounded yam with efo riro'' becloud your judgement. cool cool cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Tithes, Offerings And First Fruits - Do They Apply To Us As Christians? by ronkebp(f): 8:07pm On Feb 06, 2012
I don't think we should come here and be judging the pastors, if your faith allows you to pay your tithe, please do, if it doesn't, then don't, but do not lead people astray.

@ poster Tithe paying has to do with obeying God's injunction, if you claim to be really a born-again, then your heart desire should be to please the Lord and obey his commandments and not care about those fattening themselves with the tithes and offering, whatever they do is between them and God ( leave the judgement to Him).
Romance › Re: How I Cheated On My Girlfriend Wit Her Friend by ronkebp(f): 4:30pm On Feb 06, 2012
@ Poster your excuses for sleeping with your galfriend friend does not hold water at all, deal with it yourself. After all you have gotten a cheap replacement on behalf of your girlfriend. Carry your cross, i hope that your girlfriend sees how shallow and empty you and her ''so called friend'' are.

Talk about betrayal!!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Family › Re: . by ronkebp(f): 3:54pm On Feb 06, 2012
agiboma:
hh yes, my son did something similar, yesterday we just got out of the bath, i dressed myself and he began to fuss, soi dressed him and then return to the room to finish getting dressed myself. Well not even 2 minutes lter he took the kettle in the kitchen and poured water all over his jeans shocked, all i did was laugh and changed him, wink
grin grin grin, That is why i ''key'' him up in his swing, especially when we are dressing to go to church or his day care, he has to be keyed up, or else i will be changing him 2-3 time s before we leave the house, i bathe him, dress him, feed him and then have him sit in his swing till we are all ready to leave the house. smiley smiley smiley smiley
Family › Re: . by ronkebp(f): 3:50pm On Feb 06, 2012
tessybaby:
Yesterday i had my daughter bathed and dressed
and while i was doing something in the kitchen
she slipped away from the living room where she was with her and
went to the bath. guess what? whne i came i found her in a bucket full
of
water having a second bath. looks like i did not do a great job of bathing her.
i was so stunned all i did was turn my face and smile (so she does not see my face)

then i go her out of the bucket and changed her


CHILDREN
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin They are so precious!!!!!! Sometimes you will be looking for where to spank, but you won't find cheesy cheesy cheesy
Health › Re: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by ronkebp(f): 12:32am On Feb 06, 2012
hey guys, how y'all doinghuh

Log for yesterday, 30 minutes kungfu kickboxing with Tiffany Chen,
Travel › Re: Try Not To Laugh by ronkebp(f): 1:05am On Feb 05, 2012
i could not help but laugh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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