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Slimdada:


going around her compound by
9pm
going around my cooking pot?
mind you she's been home all dayy and she had all morning and afternoon to go round and hw come the thing she's looking for don't have a name ?

i think this is ignorance on your part [color=#006600][/color]

You are imagining and creating things in your mind.
I still stand that's it's dangerous because it could lead to u doing things u may regret later.

Slimdada:


going around her compound by
9pm
going around my cooking pot?
mind you she's been home all dayy and she had all morning and afternoon to go round and hw come the thing she's looking for don't have a name ?

i think this is ignorance on your part [color=#006600][/color]

You are imagining and creating things in your mind.
I still stand that's it's peychosis

Slimdada:
My landlady just last night walked by my door entrance straight to my backyard without knocking,I was inside my house and noticed footsteps, so immediately I ran outside because I was cooking with my bass cylinder outside and immediately I saw my landlady closed to my cooking gas and pot pointing touch at a window adjacently opposite to where I'm cooking so immediately I greeted her and was watching what she wanted to do,out of guilty conscience she said she was looking for something
The something she was looking she never said what it was,so I was still there watching until she shamelessly left....
Dunno what to believe but this woman is supposed to be an elder in the church she's a window and has grown up kids living in different states,but whatever evil she has in mind against me would definitely go back to her a thousand time's

What is fu cking voodish about the owner of a house going round her compound?
This is psychosis on your part.

arukwe123:
No matter how soup sweet, if it's not hygienic I ain't eating.

Nothing that enters the tommy should be uncooked.
That's invitation to diarrhea and agony.

arukwe123:
No matter how soup sweet, if it's not hygienic I ain't eating.

Nothing that enters the mouth should be uncooked.
That's invitation to diarrhea and agony.

Famzed:
Hello Everyone

By 6am at Abuja, my ex was on her way to the office when she unknowingly boarded a one chance vehicle.

According to her, nobody touched her or spoke to her or have any physical contact with her inside the vehicle but all of a sudden, she was immobilize with her eyes wide opened.

The scariest part of it was that, she could not feel any part of her body but she could talk and see what's going on around her but she could not move her body.

She was taken deep inside Abuja forest for organ harvesting and ritual purpose.

When their spiritual leader heard her begging and praying with her dialect and that was the same dialect with their spiritual leader, he set her free.

My question I have for nairaland Pharmacists is this:

"What is the name of the drug that immobilize humans without physical contact and how do we protect ourselves from such drugs when used on us against our wish?"

Because after her scary story, fear nor dey allow me enter taxi and bus. This world is very deep and mysterious

This fairy tale happened only in your imagination.
It's only a quack or extremely foolish pharmacist that will tell you d name of any such drug because with this your cooked up story,you sound like someone that wants to use the drug for illicit purposes.

This one too wants to lead Nigeria.
That's the mindset of someone that would make a campaign promise but swear never to have made such once he gets to power.
What is wrong in simply tactically saying at the time you made that statement,it was based on things you actually didn't know about him,but having now known him better at close range,he is not any of those things u said then.
You keep your statement and still come out looking okay in the minds of the cabal because this Tinubu denial is simply borne out of fear of being called out for his many misdeeds while in office as governor,before and even after.

OndoUpdates:
GRAPHIC CONTENTS !!!!

Jesus Christ!
That is someone's brain completely dislodged from the skull!!
What in God's name caused that!!!

Kudos to them but this looks like a desperate PR stunt by an army whose hierachy has come under severe criticism.

NigeriaIsDoomed:
; [quote author=NigeriaIsDoomed post=86391740]If you can't see the correlation bro it's not my fault

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Which kind of childish and clownish PR post is this?
So what?
This guy should employ a better PR manager because he seems to have ambitions of going up the political ladder.
But with this method he is employing,his name is sorry.

stevmatt15:
I was also wondering, maybe he starting writing Jamb at 15yrs old
Anyway, it is possible, all is money

3 unis at 23 more than possible.
Got or they sorted admission for him at 15-16,at 17he dropped out of first school;@ 18 they sorted another admission for him,19-20,he dropped out again.At 21 to avoid shame they still got him another admission,22 or early 23 he dropped out again.
It may not also be a failure of parentage,but just him mixing with the wrong friends.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
You are a real niggarrr

Thank God for area of specialization

Honestly u need to be banned.
Which kind of irritating rubbish do u always type in every thread u post?
Can't u pretend to have a number 6,even if you factually don't have a functional one?

NGRsenate:
Lol oponu. She no gree give you fat p|_|na so you come dey paste her number here.

Immature boy.

It may even be that the lady just insulted him or refused friendship and the imbe starts posting her pictures and numbers to tarnish her name.
I wish this lady can see the post of this guy and get him arrested because I am sure she will know the useless thing that can go to this extent of posting her pictures
These are the kinds of guys that deserve to be taught a bitter lesson with jail term and paying the lady so defamed with every Kobo they have.

35yrs not bad at all for a goalkeeper.
But the truth is that he may infact be about 45yrs old by his real age,which is then becomes a problem for a national team goalkeeper.

Soon one failed human being will post a survey,where his/her friends and made up names,that will claim 95% of Nigerians view Punch as the least read newspaper with the Sun being the most widely read.

As usual it would turn out to be a legitimate cash transfer;just some incompetent and overzealous custom trying to shore up the image of the customs.
Who transports $8million in cash without proper documentation.
Just watch as the customs tries to save face,just like d effcc did

Rubbish.
Op just took an old story,added poorly thought out parts and posted it as real.
Go do better

Allsingles:
I have a neighbour who sells foodstuffs. She travelled for the new year, so instructed a relation to pay in the money(130,000) into her Access Bank Account...

She was in the Banking Hall, Warehouse Branch, Apapa, with the money in her bag. While filling her teller, someone asked her if she was paying in & at which she said yes. She later joined the long pay-in queue.

After a moment, and with d queue practically not moving, a young man, dressed in corporate suit (all thought was the Bank's cashier) came close to her and in a low voice asked for people who were paying above 100,000.

About five people stepped out and he asked them to follow him a few meters away from the queue. They all thought he was the Bank's staff, out to offer help.

He collected all their money, the completed tellers and asked them to wait on the line, so he can go in and stamp their tellers.....

And so the man left. They waited and waited endlessly, not knowing that he had long exited the Bank,through the rear exit, with their over #650,000.00.

It was after d seemingly unending wait they decided to report d matter to the Manager,who had to come down... checked the CCTV footage and behold, the gentleman in suit, was neither the Bank's cashier nor even a staff !

The security guard confirmed it was the third time such was happening in that same Branch alone !

My fellow Nigerians, we must BEWARE of activities of fraudsters, particularly in the Banking Halls !!

We should please share to avoid more people falling victims.

Rubbish.
Op just took an old story,added poorly thought out parts and posted it as real.
Go do better

oluwaahmed:
Except you don't own a vehicle, if not you would have seen this ban coming. Do u know that there was a study carried out that said 600 okada accidents happened in a month in Lagos.

When I read posts like this,towing the fable being given as excuse for the ban by the LASG,I just shake my head and understand why people in government can fool many,despite God giving all of us a brain.
The question u should have asked yourself is:how many car accidents happened during the same period under review.
So if for example,d number of car accidents was greater than those of Keke and bike,as I am sure there will be,all cars too should be banned from the roads?
The fact is the ban has nothing to do with safety reasons.Its a convenient excuse to justify the re negotiation and greed of those in power.
Watch out,soon the LASG will come out and say they have reviewed the ban but with new guidelines,all to be centred on making more money for some individuals.

Well said.
Amaechi has always been known to be frank and honest in his statements.
He is the one minister that once said the truth about Buhari,that said Buhari doesnt read and poured disdain on what is expected of him as the CinC.
But he made a mistake when he now said in this interview that Sanwo Olu must have made alternative arrangements.
What Sanwo Old has done here is similar to what Ambode did with the waste disposal plan and even worse,Ambode without any meaningful thought process just woke up and handed waste disposal to a badly conceived and ill fitted visionscape.
Same and even worse will likely happen with this ban.

The body of the story clearly stated ndume said the call for the president to resign was "unnecessary";yet in the headline,the blogger said he called for his resignation.
Illiteracy at it's peak.
Wasted blogger.

Ofemmanu1:
Damnnn niggarr.

Why why?

Will you stop this rubbish.
Someone called u out for this useless statement u start your posts with,yet u refused to learn.
U are obviously a kid with no sense of right and wrong.

KingAzubuike:
Nobody is looking for used cans to pick. They are only trying to recycle it okay? Stop jumping into conclusion.

For someone that does travelling posts in a blog,that was really ignorance on display by the Op.
He couldn't even ask them in a coded manner why they were picking cans.
Picking cans to exchange for something in a supermarket,in Sweden of all countries,one with one of the highest human economic indices.
Highly disappointed in the Op.

Organizing walks,fasting,praying and yet they are not bold enough to realize it's failure of leadership and call for the resignation of the chief security officer of the country.
This is typical burying one's head in sand.
They can match from here to Timbuktu,but as long as the same incompetent person remains in power,they are just clowning.

KINGwax007:
Bottomless ko, motherless ni

Don't mind them.
Even the Atlantic ocean's bottom has been mapped,talkless of a lake that at the end may at worse just be 50metres deep.
Next you will hear that's where Oromila swallowed up all his enemies during battle.

CoolAmbience:
If your father was one of them, I am certain you won't call them names.
Have some respect!

For criminals? Please tell me you are joking.

All I see are 2 criminals and a corrupt thug laughing.

suzzyboss:
If you invest the amount of money you invest on nepa on solar.. You'll know that solar is better .. Just imagine 40k multiplied by 12..

Rubbish.
See the maths:
Assume at worse one pays N30k/month for nepa.
A year gives u ~N350k.With 30k monthly you can iron your clothes daily,pump your water as many times as you wish,run your ac,refrigerator,electric cooker etc.
That gives u about 1million in 3 years of effective power.
Use that N1m to install solar power and i bet you can't power all these things in more than 3weeks-1mth without the solar breaking down.
Pennywise pound foolish.
The only thing solar can carry for an extended period of time are light bulbs and maybe one rolling blade fan.

larryking540:
I will describe a place for u in Edo state where the community been using solar for the past 3-4 years now ,bro seeing they say is believing

Did I say people or communities are not using it?
What I am saying is that the type companies sell to households in Nigeria claiming it can pump water,iron clothes,carry your refrigerator or ac at the same time or even singly sometimes,with up to 1million for batteries and panel,is a scam.
Show me one householdvin Nigeria that has used it's solar to power up to 2 high energy electrical appliance simultaneously.

larryking540:
It's high time every one switches to solar o,,,,

Solar power and battery is a scam in Nigeria.
With N1million worth installed solar power,you can't conveniently iron your clothes,pump water,use ac or use moderate power equipment without it breaking down.

Buhari has got the highest ever revenue accruing to the FG ever in the history of Nigeria,but been the one president that has delivered the least service ever in Nigeria since 1914.
During the time of goatluck Jonathan,any of these increased would have led to nationwide protests;but since Buhari came to power fuel price has gone up,bread prices have gone up twice,all service charges now including PHCN,have gone up but Nigerians have not protested for a single day.
Nigerians obviously enjoy suffering so these price increases will continue.

Very commendable.
This is what every governor must even be forced to do to Foster true unity.
But even the one in Aso Rock,Buhari,that should be the chief proponent and enforcer of true oneness,came and took Nigeria to the Stone age with his unbridled nepotism.