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-MenGoingThereWay

yinmu if I hear say u no dey salivate right now e dey ur body

MenGoingThereWay: Come back to Nigeria where they will owe him salary and won't value his intellectual resources

you are looking at the bad things what about the good things
-variety of yansh just for mark
-cash stash from extorting the f*ck outta students in the name of selling "handout"
-3 month holidays every year (strike)
- no stress of thinking of changing lecturing techniques just carry your 1960 something student note to class and use it to teach
-license to fail any student you like when you feel like and not get tackled for it






always look on the bright side of life

PointB: For what is worth, the position of the lump on the forehead in each of the two pictures are not exactly the same.

The lump on the 'life' Shekau is directly on the center of his forehead. You can actually draw a line from his nose-bridge up and bisect the lump into to equal halves. The lump on on the 'dead' Shekau tilts a little to his right. Attempt to draw a bisecting line from his nose-bridge across his forehead at best only slightly slice the lump, that is if it not a tangent.

ose sherlock holmes

Angel196: What would be your first reaction when u learn that your little daughter that is just undergoing the stage of puberty is having an older boyfriend? My father's reaction?... All hell would break loose. So how would u handle that situation?

my reaction,Will be to smile and act like I am fine with it, then I find out the boy's house address and go pounce on him

soldierdollar: He bribed them with 750k . each persons share was 50k . Na small money ? Close to a million ?

As he get money reach na 750k e wan use to buy silence for that kind story, even 1.5mill wud have been more appealing
#CheapFuck

Alaroro na 50k e dey use bribe them? No wonder them open e yansh

And the world's greatest scam that kept us on the edge of our seats crashes down to earth with a yawn. Prisoner swap? How anticlimatic The dude that wrote this movie script sucks boo! I want my money back

e tear e passport he he bobo oti frustrate

joanezcerise: .
Na only u Waka com oooo. Who ar d WE? Since u knw d killers oya go sue dem na.

haba na by force to comment?

NNMUU: Here are some torture techniques carried out in Guantanamo bay.
this was said by one of d failed 9/11 hijacker

" Water is poured over the detainee. Interrogations start at Midnight, and last 12 hours. When he falls asleep, he is woken up by American pop music and water. Female personnel tries to humiliate and upset him, which is successful. A military dog is used to intimidate him. The soldiers play the American anthem and force him to salute. They stick pictures of 9/11 victims to him. He is forced to bark like a dog and his beard and hair are shaved. He is stripped nude. Fake menstrual blood is smeared at him and he is forced to wear a women's bra"

sounds like fun

of course we know she was killed by kenny and d1's alaroro, una dey fly the gal up and down yet u were too cheap to carry physio follow body to know her well being

Nigerian gov't explanation unacceptable?
abi SA una wan #TasteTheMoney just ask don't be shy there's more where that came from

handie: I'm a final year student and honestly, my GP ain't as good as I wish. I'm contemplating dropping some courses and rewriting them next session to boost my GP. please can I resit those exams and still go for NYSC that same year? I talked to my course adviser about it and he said i'll be able to go with the next available batch once my result is out. pls is this possible? what is your advice to me? N.B: I'm 20 years old

Well you could give yourself two years extra and make a 1st class
Afterall what is worth doing is worth doing well.

butanep: This has been begging for answers, why do most brilliant people use glasses. In school, all the guy that use glasses in my department are intellgent. They are among those that top the department.

Even when you are putting on glasses, people just conclude you are intelligent. Why is it so and what is really special about glasses that make most guys that use it become academic scholars....

But I don't use glasses

Op no mind them jare. them think say we no go see am

Simpsonrocket: Akpors went to a software store, on spotting a brightly coloured software disc with inscription Mozilla Firefox 4.0 . Akpors said to himself ' Nna men this war film na die' .Akpors called the attendant ' Plz o my son, do you have the season one and two of this movie?' The attendant fainted.

O_o the hell? na joke be that again?

[quote author= BlackTechnology]Most likely true.

The military must do thorough investigation over the cause of the crash to know if

1) It was a deliberate mechanical fault and why didn't the pilot parachute out

2) the pilot was poisoned which could have killed him before his he thought of parachuting out of the jet

3) the pilot intentionally crashed the jet especially if he is alive.

4) if the jet was releasing smoke before it crashed which is one sign that it was shoot

5) the villagers who saw the jet's door, actually saw the pilot.


Sabotage must be thoroughly investigated.

Even the guys who serviced it 2months ago must be investigated[/quote] ose jack reacher leleyin o!

naija people funny o instead of make them call hospital(simple instruction) them dey dodge am assuming she really had ebola then got pissed and chose to deliberately infect people do you think you can dodge your way out of getting infected?

op you dey mad ni? where my name dey? SE still dey beg me till now to come play for them so better do the needful and look me up

i support gender equality so if you hit me i'm gonna kick your teeth in

This one too easy i choose seyi shay tiwa savage is too ugly and her talent is generic

jisos! Seriously?! I mean i know he wud get away with it but i thot they wud go for insanity or something

Just goes to show that with a good lawyer and money, you can get away with aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanything!

NICE!

Airforce1: ive been noticing this .... why is it ? how do they get upsidedown ?

they are just being dramatic

YES!!!!! THANK GOD O!

publicenemy: Mumu....push us to a tight corner and ride us...

What does that even mean?

sounds like r*pe

if i hear......... sinach, that ugly gal

People do make noise and smuggle snacks into movie theatres its not just a nigerian thing

Besides the you guyz have to try this etiquette i call it spoiling what's already bad you know, since movies these day have decided to be neither creative nor interesting i do these
-call the next few scenes when the movie is still in its pre title sequence and laff my head off when it happens just like i called it works especially on marvel/spy movies
-make the other viewers look dumb by laffing at the movies implausibility,enormous plotholes,covoluted plots and super cliched storyline
Certified fun except no one will ever want to see a movie with you

op u wicked o why you put that first picture
Tbillz be like eleran tiwa savage come be like witch

Dreyl: That first pic get as e be.

Aprime: When will Nigeria starts manufacturing public accessories like phones?

U know, there is no rule that stops you from manufacturing phones