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Sensual Man:
OFKOS DADDY WIL QUENCH UR THIRST
U R A PDITE IN OAU, GRADUATED SINCE 2008 AND HAV BN LOOKIN FWD TO NYSC SINCE 2009
DADDY REALLY NEED TO QUENCH UR THIRST NO BE SMALL

Guy, I must say, the way you crack your jokes reeks of immaturity. No insult intended.

Happy Birthday to our movie star! Best in life endeavours. Beautiful pics by da way.

No. Just do the best you can for them. But it's nt dia business.

Sensual Man: YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME.
NA TODAY AWOLOWO DIE?
WAT DID AWOLOWO ACHIEVE IF NOT HIS EYE GLASSES HE BEQUEATHED TO TINUBU NI?
MAMMOODU IS STILL ALIVE WITH HIS THICK YORUBA ACCENT.
UNA NO GO KILL ME FOR THIS HOUSE

I cannot categorically tell u dat u re high because I may say dat now and my oga at the top wud say u re on medication. But go to ww.sensualmanneedstogrowup.*clears throat*...thatsall..

Sir, you didn't state the location of your 'film company' or where the short film would be shot.

By the way, I don't want to work with a 'crazy' director oh , a sane one is enough for me so far the script isn't nursery rhymes.

hopeyemmy: how does one relay an unconfirmed news? Well, I can only hope it's true while I await confirmation. It is well.

Ope hw far? Oau stdnt shey? Pls relay d news to us oo. Wetin dem talk?

As much as this is not a bad idea, I don't see it as a good one either.

An economy should always find its balance and ensure youths are productive in a way that drives the country forward.

At this stage of Naija, youths are overexposed to the arts and every tom, dick and harry claim he/she can sing or act or just shake bombom for lewd-lyricd musical videos.

Talent shows range from 'Nigerian Idols', 'Project Fame', 'Gulder Ultimate Search' nd d least meaningful- 'Big brother Africa'. While these shows help us spot young talents, the good is for an individual, not the nation's GDP.lol.

But when scientific inventions, discoveries are given space to breathe, it has an impact on the economy when harnessed. So, we also need TV shows that focus on these aspects.

China may not have an outstanding 'chinawood' (as in Nigeria for Nollywood), dia musicians may not be winning MTV awards up nd down, but they are a threat to USA already in becoming world power.

In a nutshell, I hope I have convinced and not confused you that- 2face is a wrong choice to go inspire secondary school students. They already have enof inspiratn from the various musical talent shows that grace our TV screens.

Charles Shaw: U dnt hv 2 care weda ur fwnds undastand or not d most important is u undastand.
And Auntie winnie is rite, the year is rlly speeding i cnt even blv we r in may.
Stil feels like it's ystdy i said Happi NewYear.

Btw, why is errbody looking upto Auntie winnie for solace?
For crying out loud she's just a woman nd shud be lookin upto u guys but the tables hav turned

Abeg shift joor into pit latrine. You no sabi say Winnie don get job alredy ni? so, if na November abi 2015 we go comot for service, na 'no shaking' for her.

Not everybody get smth wey get sense wey him dey do now dat go last till November. Or u expect say I go siddon with this thread and be lukin forward to 2013 batch C thread? Abegii! Time is money.

Teamac, wats d latest pls? 'Cos sum1 just told me November. I reject it in Jesus name!

MMotimo: This is getting serious
First, it was, staying home made it more likely you would end up with an abusive husband, never mind that segment called courtship during which 90%of a person's behaviors are apparent
Then we heard you hadno self-esteem if you stayed home
Now we hear staying home is likely to cause the man to die early and not see a Doctor when he needs to, never mind that it is not an affordable choice if he has to work himself to the ground.

Btw, debrief, most Naija households do not live on a single income, that is not true. Just last week, you said you discussed staying home with your spouse but he disagreed. Does that then mean your considering it was because you wanted to harm him or how does that now translate into something bizarre for those who can afford the choice?

What da hell are u saying?

omoteamac: halelujah!!d senate meetin's on..d meetin startd at exactly 3pm..students ar desperately waitin 4 d outcome of d meeting..OMOTEA,reportin live 4rm d oau senate building..

Tnx for d info, also heard it from a friend. Let's keep our hands crossed for d best.

By d way, is dis t-mac from d dept of Animal sciences?

I thought he said he is now a man of God and has FORGIVEN them cos his fellow stars didn't 'rally round' him when he was struck down. So, why say this on the media since you've forgiven them?

A poster above has said it all. An adult should know that this life is Me, myself and I. Family sometimes disappoint let alone colleagues who also have their problems.

Thank God that you're alive and stop ranting about how your health palaver is everybody's responsibility.

*Smh*

A prophet is not always honoured in his home or smth...(I wonder how that saying goes) so congrats to him.

By the way,was his performance that top notch in the 'top secret' movie? 'Cos I don't remember Emeka Ike as a very talented actor.

Op, this is the job/vacancy section bro. You would likely get better responses from the Career section where people who work in food industries and even Cadbury specifically may respond to your question.

Many ppl here are itching to be in your position. It's not that wise to come bother them with another burden of yours.

And btw, change d thread title jare. I even thought it was Cadbury calling for graduate trainees so I could apply not knowing it's someone seeking for an info. Don't be pathetic.

Sensual Man: TO ALL MY OAU PEEPS, SHEBI SENATE WILL SEAT TODAY?
LET'S BE HOPING SHAA
IT'S JUST LIKE DELE MAMMODU DAT CONTESTED 2011 ELECTION EXPECTING AND HOPING FOR VICTORY
I LAUGHED IN UROMI WEN DELE MAMMODU SAID HE WAS SURE OF VICTORY ON THE MORNING OF THE 2011 ELECTION

G'MORNING ALL, THE HOLIDAY HAS ENDED.
ONE LUV, KEEP US 2GEDA,
SENSUAL, THE ONLY 1
PEACE OUT!!!

Mr Weed, morning. Please, confess gud things concerning the situatn of we OAU students...and even if u dnt, u wud soon be put to shame when u jam Winniedpooh at Borno nysc camp

Since this is not the religious section, I would talk from an economic point of view.

Legalizing prostitution would at first reduce the unemployment rate in the country (don't be surprised males too would join in this line of business).

When legalised, the government can tax them which brings in revenue for the nation, therefore adding to the GDP.

I also believe they would have a recognised association which would help in structuring their activities and their modus operandi more, so that wud hopefully reduce young women falling into the hands of ritualists and so on.

It may also reduce social vices like armed robbery since ppl have a better option of earning using bedmatic skills.

And it shouldn't be restricted to Females alone to make it more effective. And btw, the government should emphasize that indecent dressing isn't tantamount to 'making it big in the industry' so we don't see half-naked ppl on the streets all day in the name of selling their 'goods'.

I kinda feel pity for her sha. I lyk her view of life. And I must say she is beautiful.

Winniedpooh, pls wat's d latest from OAU oh? I guess u went for d matric dat held yday.

Cos I heard senate may hold a meetin tomao and if it isn't 'sucesful', we wudnt go for service wiv dis batch.

Have you heard anything? 'Cos I wan follow dis batch oh!

nanauju: Fp pls

See ur mouth. And why should it be on frontpage? I dnt tink dis news adds to anyone's reservoir of knowledge, entertains per se or makes u laff.

Let's say NO to rub.bish news gracing our dear frontpage. More reasonable ones like job vacancies, latest happenings in Nigeria, family stuffs, relatnship stuffs, gud news abt our celebrities etc.

But not this. Let it remain here, dat's y dis is celebrity section.

nanauju: Fp pls

See ur mouth. And why should it be on frontpage? I dnt tink dis news adds to anyone's reservoir of knowledge, entertains per se or makes u laff.

Let's say NO to rub.bish news gracing our dear frontpage. More reasonable ones like job vacancies, latest happenings in Nigeria, family stuffs, relatnship stuffs and gud news abt our celebrities.

But not this. Let it remain here, dat's y dis is celebrity section.

Congrats oo!!! Wishing her and your wife good health and sound mind. You would live happily with your wife to enjoy the fruit of your labour. Your family's best is yet to come. Welcome, baby girl.

khaady: Violence by festus iyayi and stillborn by zainab Alkali

Violence was adapted to the screen sumtym ago. I can remember being mentioned in Punch that Liz Benson played the role of 'Queen', though, I haven't read the book.

Thanks to Mainframe, some wonderful books like 'Koseegbe' by Akinwumi Ishola has been adapted to the screen.

They are the most faithful in terms of adapted screenplay. I think dat category needs to be created in the AMA awards. So that screenwriters don't think everything is about developing an idea from d scratch, even if it is trash.

I would love to adapt that 'Agbako nile tete' of a book. The suspense is top-notch. Damn! I hope I can find d book sha.lol

Seun: Purple Hibiscus could make a great movie. The role of the protagonist's dad could launch an actor's career if.well performed.

The dad was the antagonist I think, not protagonist...

*Brings out pen and paper*
Me sef go write 'The 65 basic steps to a successful divorce'.

And I hope it wud make front page or mods should prepare to meet me in court!!!

1. 'Agbako nile tete'- A Yoruba book I read in my secondary school days. Very interesting.

2. 'Ojo buruku esu gbomi mu'- Another Yoruba book I enjoyed.

3. 'Joys of motherhood' by Buchi Emecheta.

4. 'Purple Hibiscus' by Chimamanda.