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Politics / Re: Nigeria @ 60 : What Are You Grateful For As A Nigerian? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:32pm On Oct 01, 2020
Nothing except you want me to lie...

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Thing That Everybody Is Doing That You Consider Wrong? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:25pm On Oct 01, 2020
ArewaOduduwaBia:

Yes.
that's good keep it up... Just get married to a virgin if possible if not she may be collecting the dvck while pretending to be in a no sex relationship with you...
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Thing That Everybody Is Doing That You Consider Wrong? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:14pm On Oct 01, 2020
ArewaOduduwaBia:

No.
You are a virgin and you have never kissed or romanced the opposite sex?
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Thing That Everybody Is Doing That You Consider Wrong? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:21pm On Oct 01, 2020
ArewaOduduwaBia:
Sex in relationships, especially when they are not married.
are you married?
Romance / Re: "My Boyfriend Is A Porn Addict, He Tries Outrageous Sex Styles On Me" by SmellingAnus(m): 2:15pm On Sep 29, 2020
Las Las na one innocent guy go marry her...

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Romance / Re: Which Of These Is Your Best African Movie Of All Time? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:23pm On Sep 28, 2020
Living in bondage and Died wretched
Family / Re: Help I Just Discovered That My Wife Of Fourteen Years Have A Spiritual Husband. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:45pm On Sep 23, 2020
Quite pathetic...

I pray you find solution
Family / Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:30am On Sep 22, 2020
dollytino4real:
i yes dear! u sabi dey 4get dis girl o
not really... How life
Family / Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:05pm On Sep 21, 2020
dollytino4real:
my guy b4 buhari
my girl after Wike grin
Family / Re: If This Is How Women Smell I Don't Think I Can Live In Same Room. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:55pm On Sep 21, 2020
Have you tried using your tongue on her puci to clean off the smell grin grin grin


Anyway, tell her politely that her pucci has abnormal smell... Also ask her what both of you can do to get rid of that abnormal smell then suggest going for test... Try and do this as quickly as possible... Even if you don't intend to marry her you owe her and yourself to treat her if not one day you go get infection wey when you reach hospital, doctor go tell you say them no teach am about your kind of infection when him dey medical school grin

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 2:14am On Sep 09, 2020
chaloskyx:
wow i have seen the evidence o " bald headed fowl" i see well i agree he insulted him but have you ever wondered why papa has not replied? because once you know what you have dominion over comments like this are mere words from a child nothing more. as far as am concerned this does not give ibiyeomie the standing to insult such child i.e freeze back this is because he should know better to fall for the devils trap which he should not if he has sufficient grace like papa he would have seen through freeze antics and avoided it. for now its a win for freeze and ibiyeomie has alot to learn from papa about handling such issues.
I support Pastor David's response... I'm life what you don't confront may likely remain ... Besides Elisha did work than what Pastor David did but he is still celebrated... People read and understand their Bibles different ways but for those that have the understanding of Elisha or even Jesus that called someone a fox... You will know that thr Bible is deeper than what we have been taught as kids...
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 6:04pm On Sep 08, 2020
chaloskyx:
look i know you are a devot follower of papa but can you cite where freeze insulted oyedepo i dont want to believe you posing as a devot chriatian would lie to get his way am waiting for your proof
go through the link below to will see the evidence...

https://www.nairaland.com/4372621/daddy-freeze-calls-bishop-oyedepo
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 11:21am On Sep 08, 2020
bentenny:

.....you are clearly not seeing this from a logical stance...There is no point wasting my time in this back and forth with you!
Wait until bishop Oyedepo makes another erroneous doctrine and watch freeze attack him using scriptures!
Unless you are not current with Freeze,this is not the first time he has been threatened with death threats and it certainly won't be the last!
So Don't be too sure of your stance!
Freeze is like a stubborn moth that won't leave...even if you eliminate him physically,more personalities worse that freeze in numbers will show up and attack the pastor!
Let's watch and see the coming days,weeks and months...surely not the end of this seasonal movie!
This is the first time he has been humbled... The guy is psychologically traumatized... He got more than what he bargained for...

This pastor na bad market for daddy freeze and he knows it...
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 11:19am On Sep 08, 2020
silibaba:
Na you talk and na only dey laff.


Is oyedepo better than you?
Lol... Why not ask yourself that question... Lol... Most important thing is that daddy freeze has been humbled by a pastor ... If him get mind make him insult the pastor...
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 11:17am On Sep 08, 2020
Olaolufred:


Threat and intimidation is of the devil.

Christ is LOVE.
In my Bible David confronted Goliath and even killed him... Daddy Freeze is a Goliath to the pastor and there is nothing wrong in the pastor confronting him... Is just that he hasn't killed him yet... cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 10:39am On Sep 08, 2020
bentenny:

Lol....Smh
Who is daddy freeze?
Does he lead a church with different branches scattered all over Nigeria and abroad?
Between freeze and Pastor David,whose reputation is at stake currently?
If Freeze were to drop dead based on the Pastor's threat,pastor David won't only be a prime suspect but his followers will be badly affected!
You call it fear...but looking closely,I call it intelligence!
He delayed his verbal attack in other to check how the media space would react to the irresponsible outbursts of Pastor David...Once it turned out the way he planned,he simply acted the script of the victim and the rest presently is history!
Guy please apply logical in a matter before concluding...this is purely common sense!
Lol.. his followers will badly be affected? LMFAO... Daddy freeze has been humbled... Him for insult Pastor David like him insult Bishop Oyedepo

Talk from now till tomorrow... Daddy freeze no go ever make the mistake to insult Bishop Oyedepo again...

I am so happy here cos I didn't know a day will come that this guy will literarily be scared of a pastor...


Pls can you do me favour... Try and convince Freeze to insult Pastor David ... I wan see something cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 10:19am On Sep 08, 2020
Amumaigwe:


So your brand of Christianity thrives on threat and intimidation? Is it the same religion Christ taught or another?
David, the man loved so much by God was a hell of a fighter.
Israel got to where they are now by, avalanche of wars. Even Jesus called someone a fox... That you are a Christian doesn't mean you should be stupid... I am even surprised Daddy freeze didn't respond with his usual insult... The guy is already dead scared... I believe as you are you will not be silent if someone is insulting your parents... Daddy Freeze got what he deserved ... I support the Pastor 100perent... It's either you love God like David who is also a fighter or you love God like any other Bible character that would have overlooked this guy's insult...
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 10:02am On Sep 08, 2020
gassbee:
afraid catch freeze, i tot he was going to reply with his normal missiles , freeze realises he can b dealth with severely by Pastor David
Exactly... He has been humbled...
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 10:00am On Sep 08, 2020
bentenny:

In case you dont know Freeze has nothing to lose by insulting
Between Freeze and Pastor David,who do you think has much to lose?
Daddy Freeze has more to lose which is his life that is why he is calling on law enforcement agencies to hold the pastor responsible if anything happens to him... Can't you see that for once daddy free has been humbled by a Pastor ... I was hoping he would insulted the Pastor like he insulted Bishop Oyedepo (https://www.nairaland.com/4372621/daddy-freeze-calls-bishop-oyedepo) but fear no let am...
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 9:54am On Sep 08, 2020
chaloskyx:
fear who? ibiyeomie his curses hold no water against the innocent lets see if anything would happen to freeze in the coming months nada all naa mouth
what you should be saying is let's see if daddy freeze will have the balls to insult Bishop Oyedepo again ...

https://www.nairaland.com/4372621/daddy-freeze-calls-bishop-oyedepo
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 9:52am On Sep 08, 2020
cyberghost23:
Daddy freeze dey fear lmao....
U know use your dingat, nitwit and other english curse words for am lmao..
Fist time freeze humble n freeze..
grin
true him dey fear... First time I dey see Pastor wey humble am...
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by SmellingAnus(m): 9:35am On Sep 08, 2020
Daddy Freeze humble. Too much shaleye. Go insult Bishop Oyedepo again na wetin I dey wait for.. I believe say any where him see Bishop Oyedepo name, him go either avoid am or talk about am with respect...

Christianity is not a call to stupidity...
Religion / Re: David Ibiyeomie: Daddy Freeze Is A Bastard For Insulting Oyedepo, My Father by SmellingAnus(m): 9:24am On Sep 07, 2020
That's why I love Pastor Ibiyeomie... If them born daddy freeze well make him insult am again...

Have you ever seen Daddy Freeze insulting Imams or Muslim clerics? He knows what may follow... I repeat if them born am well make him open that him mouth to insult Bishop Oyedepo again...
Sports / Re: TB Joshua Warns Messi Against Leaving Barcelona by SmellingAnus(m): 9:29pm On Sep 02, 2020
Misleading headline
Family / Re: How Do I Handle This Kind Of Woman? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:55am On Sep 02, 2020
You are going through what many married couples go through...

All I can say is that you are not married to that girl... Use your tongue to count your teeth and advise yourself...

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Romance / Re: Married Woman Caught By Husband Sleeping With Another Man In A Hotel by SmellingAnus(m): 10:08pm On Aug 26, 2020
This kind woman fit dey starve her husband of fvck but she go dey tell another man to fvck her scatter...

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Politics / Re: Breaking News!!! Femi Kayode Is Dead! by SmellingAnus(m): 5:13pm On Aug 26, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: ;D 22 Very Funny And Ridiculous Nairaland Monikers by SmellingAnus(m): 11:01pm On Aug 13, 2020
Torie8:
What of smellyAnus grin
Lol...

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Crime / Re: American Zoo Apologizes For Putting An African On Display At Their Zoo In 1906 by SmellingAnus(m): 11:07am On Aug 13, 2020
Mad o...

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy Sleeps With His Friend’s Girlfriend Then Shares The Photos by SmellingAnus(m): 10:21am On Aug 12, 2020
Missyford31:


Yes it's good to learn about other cultures. I'm in Australia atm. As soon as travels allowed again I'll be coming to Owerri for a couple weeks. I've been all around Australia but never out of it. I was supposed to be there this month already. I'm hoping I can come there soon tho.
Oh nice... You are welcome... Hopefully I get to see your beautiful face if it's possible...

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