Missyford31:


Thanks. Yeah sometimes I dnt come on here for ages but I like reading all bout Nigeria and is a great way to understand the pidgin I've learner a fair bit�

Nice... Its a good quality trying to learn about the culture/language of another country... I hope to be like you... Lol... So are you currently in Nigeria, Australia or where?

Missyford31:


Lol hafa

beautiful Dp... Fortunately and Unfortunately you are taken... Lol... First time I am noticing your moniker...

Missyford31:


Hahahaha. AK-47 that's legendary ���

hi sweetie..

ChiefOloye:
Which faction of APC did he defect to, that of Amaechi or Abe's?

In his speech Hon Ephraim Nwuzi, promised to formally join the party (APC) with his supporters on a letter date! And promise to remain loyal to Rt Hon Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi, the minister of transportation our leader.


Thank me for helping you even as you are lazy to read... Lol... Just seriously joking .. no offense...

Which way Nigeria...

Dueprince:

due to the high level of spirituality in Christ in this church, when an appointed shepherd or pastor don't have the quality, capacity and capability to solve a spiritual problem makes him to seek for an occult power just to keep in line with others that why when people see this they tag the name of the church bad believing that all are bad, which are also seen many other churches and congregation. But this kind of people will eventuality go down.

You are 100% right...

SmartchildTutor:

Don't mind op.
He left Cele, revealed what he knew about them and bad things started happening to him.
Then he remembered they once said if you leave and say bad things about the church, you'll have bad luck.
He's now trying to say good things about Cele so that good things will come to him.
All na wash!
So long you don chop and drink form their alter, them go collect back if you leave.
It's not negotiable.

Lol... I already knew about number 10 before I left the church... Till date I don't lie against the Church... Instead I speak the truth knowing fully well that it's a genuine Church with some members with their shortcomings...

Passionate888:
You no put your church SMHOS, you no want am to live long too?

Lol... You are right it's my Church... But I don put Winners there na... If you know you know...

Tango123:



Op, thank you for saying the truth about number 10, and for including it.

However, how much did this number 10 influence what u said above.

Honestly it didn't... I actually took note of it while I was still a member... There are many persons that suffered from it... Some of them had to come back to Cele for things to be okay... Most important lesson I learnt was never to wrongly accuse Cele of what it is not...

I currently attend arguebly the most popular Pentecostal Church in Rivers State... I have been a Pentecostal for over a decade now...

Below are my unbiased summary of Celestial Church of Christ...

1. Cele is a genuine Church that believes in Jesus Christ and the use of the holy Bible...

2. Cele have both good and bad members just as any other Pentecostal, Catholic, Anglican etc.. Church...

3. Cele has many parishes/branches Nation wide...

4. One Parish may have a Shepard/Pastor that is bad maybe even using occultic powers just as some Pentecostal pastors also use occultic powers but that doesn't mean that Pentecostal church is bad ...

5. Many other parishes/branches have God fearing Shepards/Pastors that relate to their members with the fear of God...

6. The only colour of candle permitted in Cele Church is white... Anyone that tells you otherwise is lying to you...

7. Cele is also a member of CAN... In my time in Cele, I saw many good Prophets, I also saw few evil Prophets that were exposed by the good ones...

8. Cele does not permit fornication and adultery but that does not mean some members or even Shepards don't engage in it same way some Pastors of Pentecostal churches also engage in fornication and adultery...

9. Cele believes in both the new and old testament of the Bible although more of their activities seem to be focused more on the old testament but that doesn't mean they don't believe and operate in the new testament as well...

10. One thing I noticed about the church is that if you leave the church and you begin to lie about the church or say negative things about the church, you may likely suffer harsh consequences...

Conclusion: Cele is a good church that has it's fair share of good and bad people... It has both sincere and occultic Shepard's/Pastors just as Pentecostal Churches ... Cele is part of the body of Christ just as other denominations are part of it...
Cele has been more of a blessing to me than a curse... I only left the church for personal reasons of which I dont have bad blood for the church because I know that it has also been a huge blessing to me...

Long Live the Body of Christ
Long Live Celestial Church
Long Live Catholic Church
long Live Anglican Church
Long Live Redeemed Church
Long Live Winners Chapel
Long Live Deeper Life
Long Live Cherubim
Long Live Apostolic
Etc....

Notatribalist:
Like seriously? Married and cheat on live TV?

Separated before she came to the house... Married to an old Englishman...

Truth is conji doesn't understand married or not, rich or poor... What do you expect when males and females are kept in the same house to live for weeks...

ApostleAnarchy:
So after all this, she hopes to get married, upon she has turned her body to filth?
God, I pray you guide honest men from ladies who have desecrated your temple, Amen

She is already married and have a daughter... She have properties, diamond etc... she also has a daughter...

Penaldo:



The minister who spoke to journalists on Wednesday at Idu train station in Abuja during a COVID-19 protocol compliance and inspection, said the implication of the clause is that if Nigeria defaults on loans repayment, China has right to take over those assets and run them until it recovers its money.

I also don't see anything wrong in this clause except Nigerian Government was trying to scam the Chinese by not paying back the loans they took...

Wow...

Nice one from the Ama-dabo...

For Naija , our own drill na for woman toto...

Biofil84:
my friend there is nothing like mummy's boy here, the wife lack respect and I for one will not take it from her. This is me and my woman knows already, the first position of any woman in my life is my mother, my wife takes the 2nd position when my mum passes away at old age my wife takes that position ...

Yours is even good... Even after my Mum passes away, she still remains number one in my life... It's non-negotiable

Lol... Although I don't believe this story but let me pretend as if I do...


Just write your will or become a Pastor

@proxillin One thing I learnt about life with regards to women/relationship...


NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS BECAUSE IF SHE WERE TO BE YOUNGER AND PRETTIER, YOU MAY NOT EVEN BE HER CHOICE


just tell her early enough that you can't marry her because you can't be happy in the marriage knowing the insults you went through because of her... Be firm about it... If she wants to remain in your life as a fuckmate; it's her choice...

Person wey naked no dey put hand for pocket... Odumaje...

Nice

Zoie:

It is not his place to make such a decision. Had it been she told him she can't cope, that she wants to marry and he knows his finances are nowhere near ready, then that's different.
He just presumed that's what she wanted and shattered her heart. A weak man.

in otherwise it's better she dumps him than for him to dump her?

Zoie:
Guy you're suffering from a plethora of issues.
Low self esteem as one of them.

I noticed a lot of guys get easily intimidated.
So they tuck tail and run, right after making one very comfortable with and in love with them.
She loved you but you were too weak.
Please don't go after her. You clearly DO NOT deserve her heart.
Go, heal your esteem.

don't you think he did the right thing since he was very broke as at then? Just being inquisitive

Sometimes the mad people we feel sorry for were actually the architect of their own madness though their evil deeds...

True...

sEGXY2:
Celestial Church? I used to be a member of that church, as at that time na yansh I dey fine go mehn those babes gather especially if them Don enter spirit I go just dey press yansh until one day wey the prophet lay hand on me n nothing happen the guy dey expect make I fall start to dey roll for ground vuh me just stand still since I no feel anything naxo the man go carry cain start to dey beat me say evil spirit dey my body wen I no fit withstand the cain I run comot since that day I no enter that church.

Come to think of it , the prophet dey right say evil spirit dey your body if not how you go take explain say you dey touch yansh of woman wey enter spirit

TOPCRUISE:
Pity the jobless man that impregnated a broke girl from a poor family in this era. He is finished

Some guys even get jobs before marriage but as them marry or give girl belle them lose their jobs... Lol... Na suffer for the guy because Las Las na another guy go fvck him wife toto ...

You are looking for a perfect woman... You already mentioned some good qualities she possess, your major problem is that she is not good in domestic affairs... I believe both of you can pay for the services of a house help...


On a lighter note... After you don fvck her toto and anal with your big preek for over 10 months... Na who you want leave her for...