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What is a Pharmacist doing with stethoscope?

Christians and religious stupidity.

Your God and religion couldn't save you from such painful sudden death.

But you are buried in a Bible Casket..
Mumurity

Mcslize:
Loud it bro.

How is the family? How wife and the children?

Extend my greetings o.

We are fine.
Thank you.
I am a sister though

Way to go, mates


While UK is harvesting from the bottom.
Saudi is picking from the top.


So glad I relocated to UK, when I did.

Never again, Nigeria...
Never ever!!

Ishilove:
Eyah. And the poor woman is heavy so her BP will be hitting the roof now.

Who send her go marry military man?

Foolish men join the Nigerian Military.
Very foolish women marry them.

Hassanmaye:
Please Pity her Na, sometimes it's poverty do you know her condition though will a woman allow a stranger to enter row

It's not poverty.
They call it wokeness

Franca Elisha.. Probably a Christian and attended church.
But cannot say NO to premarital sex.
And lacks self worth and pride.
Advise young ladies to shun immorality in the name of boyfriend, they will not hear.
So foolish they are that they cannot even insist on safe sex or use contraceptives.

I have zero sympathy for her.
She wasn't raped.
She got served

Sheriman:
Post your own mother too Eeeediot

Lol.. E pain am.
You would have posted yours first.
Always looking for opportunity to insult women as if you don't have female family members and loved ones.

Sheriman:
At 52 still looking sexy while somewhere in West Africa ladies at their early 30s have grown pot belly with saggy breast.

Post your mother's pic@ 52.
That's the best comparison

DaddyRochie1642:
You see those pastors in this Nigeria that claims to be "Called by God", 98% of Nigerian pastors were not "Called by God" as the claim.They're Demons in Their Cheap Suits.

99.99% , actually

What did he plan to do with the certificate at 72?
When certificate is useless to youths?

Doctor go curl hair.. to "feel among ".
Baba, welcome o Jare.

The hustle of "Post NYSC MO.. work is light, salary is competitive" continues.

A man is sleeping with his biological daughter and his wife (the mother of the girl ) doesn't know what to do.


Nigerian women.. tueh!
Las Las, the failure of a mother will continue to marry a man who defiled their daughter

Starcrest1:
The day I went to one teaching hospital, see crowd that was being attended to by few young doctors.

To see a consultant there sef na war. I had to abandon my file there and find a private hospital.

If this continues, then we are going to wake up one day and find out that our doctors have all left.

Im so glad I left when I did.
God forbid Nigeria.
Many of my colleagues are migrating.. soon, patients will go to hospital even private hospitals and spend long hours to see a doctor

ume1000:
no man would beat his wife without reason or extreme provocation

The only reason a man beats his wife is because HE CAN BEAT HER ...that's why he doesn't beat police or army... Or even his female boss.
There is no amount of provocation that justifies a man beating his wife.
Does he not provoke his wife too?
Does she beat him?
NO. Why? Because she doesn't have the physical strength to beat him and also, most women are financially dependent on their husbands.
If the man withdraws finances, she is finished.
So he knows he can beat her and nothing will happen.

pretydiva:
God bless the man for standing by his wife through thick and thin, for not leaving her alone, for not getting a 2nd wife. His type are rare.

More kids to come in Jesus name

He is most likely infertile.. zero or low sperm count.. very common among men.
The babies are most likely product of IVF, which is a beautiful thing.
A fertile Nigerian man does not stay with his wife for many years when there is no child, except he is the underlying reason for the infertility.

Husband beating wife is the last thing I will be concerned with..
Women in abusive marriages will go back to their abusers and even get pregnant as soon as the atmosphere calms down.

obembet:
Some guys are very useless. Only thing in there head is Sex?

Ordinary drink , they will ask for sex.

If they manage send you data, they will ask for something in return.

Mad pple

That is why ladies should make their own money and be contented with what they can afford.
Men don't give ladies anything with free mind.
Everything is attached to sex

Premarital sex(unprotected to make it worse) is the reason behind faking a Pregnancy and abortion.

Say NO to fornication

Sonnobax15:

An average Nigerian is a potential comedian in disguise...

Free transport indeed

But come to think of it,if to say he politely ask her for help,I trust Nigerian women,na so so insults she for rain on am.......So guyman gat form an attachment on his own

That's life for you...."NOT EVERYONE WILL GET TO HIS DESTINATION USING THE SMOOTH PATH...SOME MAY GET TO THEIRS USING THE ROUGH AND UNEASY WAY JUST TO GET TO THEIRS.....IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE OR HOW ROUGH THE PATH WAS,BUT SO LONG SAY HE REACH HIM DESTINATION,NO PROBLEM

Why should she help him ?
The almighty gender who make all the money?
Interesting

SmartPolician:
31 years and he still looks like a little boy (stunted growth)...?

Well, I guess it's due to the effects of early (childhood) sex and drug/alcohol abuses.

Anyways, happy birthday to him.

He has made his mark in the music industry.

He is not stunted.
He is slim.
Being slim makes people look younger than their ages, especially when there is money

TinkTwice:
Hi guys, this is urgent!!! On red alert.

For long time/years now, I've been battling with this skin disease and it just became worst like 3months ago, with some serious middle chest pain. honestly, I gave up on this skin, especially my chest, neck and back region. And I'm all about chasing money.

But recently, my new girlfriend of 1month plus, saw my chest and back after our nsorinso and has declared "No more knacking", until the skin clears. That she can not even wear my clothes, if she's sleeping over, and I might transfer the skin thing to her.

Brethren poop! The pictures of my skin, drug and creams I use is there oo..i

.. If you have any natural remedy, pls prescribe 4me,im tired of the oyibo concoction..
Did I mention I have romatism? The seasonal skin scratching don tire me abeg.

Gracias

HEALTH

That's vitiligo.

There is really no cure

Cruse101:
dude. Delete this

I'm not a dude
And I'm not going to delete it.

Women and nonsense over attachment to husband.
They make their whole lives revolve round a man.
If na woman die now,husband will just be calm and be strategizing who he will promote among his side chics.
Small time,he has married new wife and moved on.
Women will want to kill themselves and follow the man die sef.
Tufiakwa!

Factfinder1:
See blood everywhere see how dirty our hospitals are and that's supposed to be a theater.....if it where a sane country you will see over 6 doctors and surgeons trying to save the life of this guy but see what we have over here....It will never be better for those that has made this country the mess it is right now....rest in peace man

Doctor - patient ratio in Nigeria is 1 doctor to 6,000 patients as against WHO standard of 1 doctor to 600 patients.
I am a doctor and I'm glad I left Nigeria for UK when I did. No regrets at all

obembet:
Imagine your boyfriend/girlfriend buy you a car and 2 weeks later you guys break up and he want to collect the car back, will you give him?

Pride will not even let me collect a car gift from a partner, not even my husband now.

Back up plan... Get another job.
Anyhow e hard reach, doctor must see work.
In Nigeria,it may not pay much but food must be on the table and basic needs must be met.

24 years old.. no reasonable source of income.. You can't survive on your own..
But you are getting pregnant and depending on a man to bail you out.
As if you don't know a lot of them are irresponsible and broke

See am.
Ladies will never learn.
Check very well now, they met from social media.
Stop meeting strangers (in private places),they will not agree.
Stop sex for cash Business, MBA.
My gender people ehn..
Tufiakwa

Ndi.. a man can have children at any age.
Imagine having a son at 66.
Wich energy will you use to train him right?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

Cute baby girls....

Them go spread this baby girls leg tire....

Naira marley never see anything......

The funny thing about life....be say niggarrrrs way sabi spread people sisters and daughters leg...na im the thing dey pain pass once another niggarrrr start to dey spread their own daughters and sisters leg

It doesn't work like that.
It will surprise you how Naira Marley's children will turn out.. educated and decent.
You think the dude no get sense?
The other people's daughters and sisters he is spreading, did he force them?
These women have no value for themselves... And willingly submit themselves to be used as caricature by men, including non celebs like you.
So calm down.