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I cant go on hunger strike, Im sorry.
My poor innards!

I have tatoos. I'm going to heaven.

Fight for a man? Buhaha. Where will I get that kind of extra energy?

^^^^^^ Save your prayers for the suicidal men. I'm good.

The futility of protesting in Nigeria.

The govt will only pay hungry students to participate in a million man march begging the president to run for another term.

People only hear about the athlete that lost everything to a bimbo. Or the skank that got half of everything after a short marriage. My take on that? Serves them right! Light is never shed on the poor everyday women who after years of marriage get nothing!!!!! Yet they have the kids and all the work that comes with being a single mother. Those miserly child support checks do absolutely nothing. That check is so insignificant compared to the person who is doing the actual raising of the kids.

Men should learn to cry sometimes. Maybe it will make them less suicidal. Women will cry and roll on the floor to get stuff out of their system and then get down to the business of raising the kids at the expense of a social life or dating. Every dollar is stretched for days. Men just keep sh it bottled up inside and later take a gun and head for their kids school to wait for the ex in the morning when she's dropping off the kids. They want to annihilate the whole family themselves included. (How many times have we heard this same scenario?)

Let them get a grip abeg.

Voices can be deceptive.
Still havent gotten over the shock of seeing Kenny Ogungbe on TV after years of radio.

Who is calling na2day fat?

He only faked a kidnap?
people have been known to fake their own death to avoid marriage.

MrPrsdent:
A man who assaulted a female police officer with his p.enis has been fined.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his p.enis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.

Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.

They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed


Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his p.enis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.

"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.

"He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."

His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown.

Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.

Source: Alaye!

Buhahaha.
Did she have to drop and roll?

na2day?:
ehmm, good evening, i didnt see u ooo, longest time! how are your great grand kids doing?

They are outside playing. . . . . with yours! Lol.

na2day, you don dey find trouble now.

na2day?:
and the lie detector test says, THAT WAS A LIE!

Lol.

Talking smack about security guards and Taxi drivers.
Its their pay that is being wired to long throat impoverished relatives in Nigeria.

Tippy Top:
Its a shame many left Nigeria to further their education but ended up as Cleaners, Taxi drivers, Security guards, Pros.titutes the list is endless.

The moral of the above is, make sure your kids, brothers, sisters etc don't end up like those above.
Help to build Nigeria by saying no to corrupt leaders.


PEACE OUT!!!

FYI
Even the average taxi driver, cleaner, janitor and security guard here lives better than many in Nigeria.

It cannot compare to the daggers white women gave me when they saw me out with white boys.  
Like how dare I go anyway with their white boy. Abeg leave story. It goes both ways.

I come across as an old crow on nairaland. In real life I'm a real babe.  

When you see the exes sef you'll laugh your head off. Haggard lot!

Men are like Hitlers when it comes to TV. I recommend more than one TV.

Anyway if he likes let him hug the remote control. I will show him that I have the ultimate remote control to paradise.

The people look like they are made of plastacine. 

Quit fussing and marry her already. Ordinary three years.

AqRiUs Age:
Urrm, wow. Who on earth is Charly

Dont do it. Dont leave your folk there.

You told him you were leaving? Stop playing. Whatever happened to secretly leaving while he's at work and letting him return to an empty house?

Isnt a contract staff position for OND's. If you decide to accept it as a HND or degree holder then dont complain. Learn what you can on the job and get a better job else where. I know several people that went from contract staff in one bank to ABOs in other banks. So stop lamenting your situation.

Why ask us for advice? You see how long your list of complaints is?

MzDarkSkin:
lol@ ayettymama and spoilt. SERIOUSLY. the guy is a complete nut job. and I'm not spying! I will hide in the bushes for NO man lol.

the GPS panties are REAL. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/31/forget_me_not_panties/

and I am REALLY paranoid about them lol. So spoilt you are right NO guy can buy lingerie for me!

Just take each undergarment apart before you wear it.
Or better still re-gift them to your cross dressing guy friend and let your beau trail him to trannyville. Ehehe. That would be funny as heck.

MzDarkSkin:
NOOOOOO! It's mad desperate. Trust me. I've done my share of snooping in the past (you know a little read text message here, try to set him up with a friend aka "groupie" lol) but once the shoe was on the other foot?! NEVER AGAIN. I've had a guy hack into the myspace accounts of several of my guy friends and EVEN youtube accounts! He could recite EVERY conversation we had. EL ESTA MUY LOCO! Crazy guy indeed. So no. He works for an airline that allows him to fly ANYWHERE for free, and we live in two diff. states so he's threatened on SEVERAL occasions to "creep on me" and suprise me in "the act".

I also hear they have GPS panties on the market now.

You better not be wearing any of the panties he gives you when you are trying to sneak off to a tryst with another dude.

All the passengers should have rallied to beat up the aides. That plane would not have taken off.