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Career › Re: Words To Avoid Using During An Interview by stanliwise(m): 7:35am On Nov 11, 2019
AND MOSTLY, STOP FOOLISHLY AGREEING TO ALL THE BULLSHIT CONDITIONS COMPANY HR TELLS YOU.

THIS SHOWS YOU'RE JUST BEEN DESPERATE.

WORD: "I will adjust sir", "I will manage", "I can start today/immediately", "Anything I will collect".

USE YOUR HEAD.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Really Happens When You Lie On Your CV? by stanliwise(m): 7:34am On Nov 11, 2019
As much as you can defend the lies to get the job, then it is just nothing but a lie.
After getting the job, then you can keep the lie on a low key.
Education › Re: Sex For Grades: Kogi Federal Varsity Investigates 12 Officials by stanliwise(m): 7:28am On Nov 11, 2019
STG - Sexually Transmitted Grade

As much as some lecturers are randy, yet Nigeria institution has to change the system of Data management and collation. This will go a long way to remove this menace.

Script used for examination should stamped and highly monitored to reduce manipulations.
Romance › Re: Are Male Virgins Truly Useless? by stanliwise(m): 6:36am On Nov 11, 2019
FuckBots:
huh
The question isn't clear.
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Wanna Hang Out With Me.. by stanliwise(m): 6:22am On Nov 11, 2019
BigDick70inch:
Pls nairalander..
I'm Corp member presently serving in enugu..met this girl who is also a teacher in my ppa..
Now..have been tellin her to let's hang out maybe one of the weekends..but she has be declining my invitations..

Pls..What could she be think??
You weren't charming enough
Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by stanliwise(m): 11:17am On Nov 10, 2019
cjudy:
Ronaldo still dey LA Liga?
When will Messi equals Ronaldo Hat Trick or Goals in England?

When will Messi equals Ronaldo Hat Trick or Goals in Italy?

Many questions on my Mind.


Someone will come now and call him GOAT. Na Hausa GOAT jare
But hausa goat are the best goat you know?
Romance › Re: I cheated, Deep Down I'm In Pains. by stanliwise(m): 11:12am On Nov 10, 2019
AdeeT:
sad sad cry

I've betrayed her trust, I have really hurt her, I wish that I could undo all I've done. But it's too late, and I'm reek of guilt, it's all over me.

I just cheated on a beautiful lady that has stayed with me through thick and thin for years, a wonderful soul that anyone would dream to have. Cheating might be a common thing, but the moment you cheat on a pure soul, an innocent woman that gives you all, WITH HER BEST FRIEND, then it's beyond cheating.

I am charming, good looking working class guy, guys and girls easily comment how good looking I am, my fiancee is so proud of me, and my achievements that she easily shows me off at the slightest opportunity. She attended the same Uni with her friend, and ever since then, they've been a very good friend. They even served at the same place(worked out), to show you how close they her.

Now my fiancee works in the southern Nigeria, we planned to seal things up next year, and live together here in Abuja. Her friend came for a job interview here, and my woman advised that she rather stay with me for the period instead of her spending a lot on hotel accommodations since I live alone in a bedroom flat. I obliged, and she came down here, little did I know that things would get messy. Long story cut short, I fell in to her seduction the second night of her staying after some series of events. We ended up having sex couples of time before she left. I feel terrible now, though she felt nothing, I can't even flow well with my woman on phone again, guilt is all over me. I don't know how I will stand her whenever we meet. Of all girls in the world, she's the least anyone would want to cheat on.

I'm thinking of telling her. Mind you guys, I'm not a weakling, I've never been one. Before I met her some 3 years back, I was on the other end of life. She changed a lot for good for me, and helped stop many bad things, as well as starting several good ones. I don't know what her reaction would be after telling her. Her friend still communicates with her as if nothing happened.

I'm in pain guys. A serious one. I need advices.
Stop being pathetic. You have cheated, so be it.
Submit yourself for the punishment, tell her, beg her, give her the space she needs to make up.

Expect the worst. And finally be ready to leave her if she doesn't want you anymore, you actually dont deserve her.
Programming › Re: This Is What Keeps Me In Steady Flow Of Income!!! by stanliwise(m): 11:04am On Nov 10, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin indeed
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Are Implications Of Reducing Age As Against The Age On WAEC Certificate? by stanliwise(m): 9:57am On Nov 10, 2019
lebete3000:
See this one, there was a 19yr old corper in my camp.
Yes I also had two 19-year old in my cam too but 19 wasn't written on their cert, it was 21.
what age was written in her document?
Politics › Re: Protest as DSS fails to release Sowore by stanliwise(m): 7:25pm On Nov 09, 2019
olril17:
any Yoruba man who still support buhari,that man and his family shall be crushed to death by a fast moving trailer ijn
shut your stinking mouth you coward.
If you don't want the president then go protest him out instead of cowardly making useless prayers
Crime › Re: Man Disgraces Lady Over N200 Debt In Lagos by stanliwise(m): 7:21pm On Nov 09, 2019
CalabarPikin:
Mk una free person pikin jorr.......


....d guy must bn in frustration while d gal came to add salt to injury wit insults as their nature is....in d name of asking for debt.... undecided
Spoke man and PA
Programming › Re: Programmers: At What Age Did You Start Programming? by stanliwise(m):
I started at age 18 precisely and from then I have been coding and improving.

Now a master at my own game(web dev)
Stack: Back-end
Language: PHP
Programming › Re: Programmers: At What Age Did You Start Programming? by stanliwise(m): 7:10pm On Nov 09, 2019
dayo2me:
At the age of 24.

My stack is java and and android currently learning Java EE after which I will embrace spring framework.


But I am jobless with the skill I have. I have attended interviews no feedback yet. My laptop got spoiled no money to get another one.
How can this be?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Are Implications Of Reducing Age As Against The Age On WAEC Certificate? by stanliwise(m): 7:05pm On Nov 09, 2019
Polchiz:
And reducing age is the only sin in the world? Sin is sin. Even judging people is a sin.
The mercy of God prevails over judgement. If you think God will bless you simply because you are righteous go back and study Romans 9:11-16.
God bless you!
So tk condemn a bad act means I have become judgmental?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Are Implications Of Reducing Age As Against The Age On WAEC Certificate? by stanliwise(m): 6:11pm On Nov 09, 2019
Zombiekiller010:
The mistake you did is by not reducing your age before writing Waec.

That reminds me of my friend that used to brag about his age back then in school, i told him the implication of him using his real age, it was when he was denied NYSC that he valued not using a real age. He can't even apply for some jobs cus of age restrictions ,went to do affidavit but its too late
No implications. Afterall
Buhari is using official Age without implications on him, why will changing of age have implications on you if you do the same wisely.

Op ,after 13 years of writing Waec ,you're still seeking for job and now ,age is now the barrier, sorry oh. Government should cancel NYSC and empower graduates with a reasonable money, come to think of the money used in camping corpers, feeding, uniform , allawee and paying NYSC staff


I don't think there is any least age.
People are serving at 18
Like having SSCE @ 14, some @ 13.
Depending on how fast you gain admission and how fast the higher institution is


grin are you saying there is no corpers around 18 years?
Whether 18 or not, what he/she writing in his/her certificate?
Definitely not 18
Events › Re: Bride Insists Her Brother Walks Her Down The Aisle Despite (Photos) by stanliwise(m): 2:02pm On Nov 09, 2019
Cumtroller:
And how does this affect the price of Beans in the market ? Nonsense !!!

We Nigerians can dwell on irrelevant issues. Anyways, I blame buhari for this.

Mediocrity rules...

remind me who you are again?
Travel › Re: Fire Incident Averted In Awka As Fuel Tanker Fails Break. by stanliwise(m): 1:54pm On Nov 09, 2019
Beremx:
Banning the movement of trucks does not change anything. God forbid, What if the fuel trucks moved at night and caught fire? How would the situation be salvaged when people are fast asleep? The bottom line is the government should have fire trucks available to put out the fire.

It is well.
Banishing fuel truck movements is the ultimate ways to avert large fire incident on the road and to do this, alternative solution must be made on ground.

Fire service only control fire which doesn't help much because tanks explosion takes out many victims in few seconds before an eye blink.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Are Implications Of Reducing Age As Against The Age On WAEC Certificate? by stanliwise(m): 11:37am On Nov 09, 2019
Zombiekiller010:
The mistake you did is by not reducing your age before writing Waec.

That reminds me of my friend that used to brag about his age back then in school, i told him the implication of him using his real age, it was when he was denied NYSC that he valued not using a real age. He can't even apply for some jobs cus of age restrictions ,went to do affidavit but its too late
No implications. Afterall
Buhari is using official Age without implications on him, why will changing of age have implications on you if you do the same wisely.

Op ,after 13 years of writing Waec ,you're still seeking for job and now ,age is now the barrier, sorry oh. Government should cancel NYSC and empower graduates with a reasonable money, come to think of the money used in camping corpers, feeding, uniform , allawee and paying NYSC staff


I don't think there is any least age.
People are serving at 18
Like having SSCE @ 14, some @ 13.
Depending on how fast you gain admission and how fast the higher institution is
Not true, age of getting into the University is 16 and above.
it is called NYSC meanings National Youth..... So 21 is the minimum age anyone should be doing NYSC
Education › Re: Is Further Mathematics Compulsory To Study Computer Engineering? by stanliwise(m): 7:59am On Nov 09, 2019
oluwasegun462:
I am aspiring to study computer engineering in unilag and I want to know if further maths is compulsory. I studied further maths in secondary school but I didn't write it in waec. I passed excellently in maths, physics, chemistry, English and other subject.
Pls I need answers
Not really!
Programming › Re: Who Can Teach Me Python Programming In Ibadan by stanliwise(m): 11:40pm On Nov 08, 2019
why not just learn using pdf and your laptops?
Travel › Re: Potholes On Road In Nigeria Vs In UK (Pictures) by stanliwise(m): 9:39pm On Nov 08, 2019
ursullalinda:
Didn't even know they also have potholes.....well pothole na pothole.....Good road na ihm sure pass
How I wish you could find/get/borrow any car and come to my area, if you eventually leave after 20 area boys rescue you from the wells we have on our road, you will come back and remove the bolded statement.
Jokes Etc › Re: For Fun: Share Your Favourite "HUSTLE O" Proverb by stanliwise(m): 11:46pm On Nov 06, 2019
kollinz1234:
Hustle o make make Benz no splash u water for ur white on Sunday morning

Hustle o make madam papa no see u do mcheew

Hustle o make you no use fork hang ur shoe

Hustle make u no use hand write numbers for clock
This wan crack me finish o
Crime › Re: Lady Overpowers 2 Soldiers Trying To Flog Her In Lagos by stanliwise(m): 10:25pm On Nov 06, 2019
Iceking1:
I sorry for this one, be like say life dun tire am.... no sivilian dead or alive can beat a trained soldier, not possible in anyway, except that's not a soldier.
Dont be a jerk..
Webmasters › Re: Please Nairalanders Let Someone Test It Out For Me So I Can Go Ahead With Other by stanliwise(m): 2:35pm On Nov 05, 2019
lzar:
Can you give me more clues on that pls?
Unit testing means testing the smallest units in a program.
The smallest unit in most modern programs are functions, so get the unit tester for the language you're using and test all unit, get a data faker and supply random input and test against expected outcome for every input.

If you don't understand the above, you can manually test your functions the traditional way and supply data and test for expected outcomes, although it may be morr tedious and less effective unlike using a quality unit tester.
Webmasters › Re: Please Nairalanders Let Someone Test It Out For Me So I Can Go Ahead With Other by stanliwise(m): 11:35am On Nov 05, 2019
bmdmix:
it's called testing, opinion from others
hian
Webmasters › Re: Please Nairalanders Let Someone Test It Out For Me So I Can Go Ahead With Other by stanliwise(m): 6:02am On Nov 05, 2019
lzar:
Thank you
Again, you don't know how to write Unit Testing?
Why should you need someone to test the website for you?
Programming › Re: I Need Help!!!! by stanliwise(m): 6:00am On Nov 05, 2019
SirKriz:
Hi, there! In tech, it's easy to get overwhelmed and feel like you are not good enough to write code. It's a common feeling people who write code or people who perform any heavy mentally challenging task often experience. So don't let it get to you, give yourself time to learn and grow.


As for the task to come up with a password validator, I would advise you to use RegEx (Regular Expression). Why? Because it is more performant, one regular expression can check all those conditions at the same time. (Big 'O' notation)
Big O notation and Regex? just for simple password validation?
Programming › Re: I Need Help!!!! by stanliwise(m): 5:59am On Nov 05, 2019
theultimatep3:
I've tried using list to put both alphabet as string and numbers as intergers, then use a if statement all to no avail.
There are many chances a line or two isn't doing what you think.
Webmasters › Re: Please Nairalanders Let Someone Test It Out For Me So I Can Go Ahead With Other by stanliwise(m): 11:05pm On Nov 04, 2019
lzar:
Please let someone test out registration and login at afrobobo.com and give me feedback whether it worked or not pls am being! Everything about the site for now is testing, stesting pls
Only thing I can tell you is when a login failed
Tell the user "your username or password is incorrect".
Don't tell the user which is not correct, incase he tries to do a bruteforce attack on your website. My 2 cent,
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Answer The Interview Question, “Tell Me About Yourself.” by stanliwise(m): 10:32pm On Nov 04, 2019
mrwonlasewonie:
if government is serious and truly commited about this entrepreneurial thing they'll do it

If after nysc they can give each corner 150k for start up capital,it will go a long way in encouraging entrepreneurial youths to invest in business
They shouldn't, It isn't necessary.

We graduate want
Stable electricity,
Stable water supply,
Good road,
Good health care centers,
Security of life and Properties,
and other infrastructures.

Sharing money wouldn't solve much if our facility are dilapidated.
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: I Was Too Picky With The Successful Men That Came My Way by stanliwise(m): 5:51pm On Nov 04, 2019
matify83:
That saga with Whizkid will always be your Achilles heel until you clear it straight up.

.......and in picking, you succeeded in choosing a sperm donorhuh
see as hatred full your body. No Wonder you're hungry for any bad news against successful people like this.

The kin suffer wey you dey ehn, chai

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