₦airaland Forum

Golan007:
Name one webmaster who was paraded and eventually freed or convicted by the court.

1. Go to Twitter and check the story of @rotimi_4g


https://www.nairaland.com/6244881/twitter-influencer-rotimi-4g-shared#95912844

2. Zlatan's case: Was Zlatan not paraded before investigation? His freedom was public because he's a celebrity. Many innocent ordinary Nigerians have their image tarnished forever!

Xisnin:
What is special about fraud suspects?
Overspeeding drivers, burglars, thieves, and assassins get paraded but Dele wants special treatment for fraudsters.
He should take it a step further and demand that their trials be conducted in total secrecy since they have not been convicted.

In your opinion, what are the criteria for tagging someone a fraudster? Owning a computer and working from home?

Thank you Chief Dele Momodu for speaking up on this issue. This is what I have been lamenting for many years!

A lot of us work from home with a computer and internet connection. The world has become a global village indeed. You can stay in your home and work for companies in any part of the world.

It is not a crime to own a computer and work from home!

Both lawyers and accountants like confusing people on this Tex. issue

Oblongata:
The scammer saved the number as ‘banking’ on another phone to deceive people, Isn’t that obvious?

Just one saving it as banking on one or two more phones won't be enough for Truecaller to reflect the name. There are numbers that are saved by over 20 phones but Truecaller doesn't reflect any name for them.

The truth is that the banks have been infiltrated by scammers. When I opened a Stanbic Bank account, I used to get stupid calls from people claiming to be my bank officer anytime I send the bank and email — then, there's an issue with the ATM that wasn't working. The person(s) would call and offer to assist. One called to assist me with registering and activating my app — something I did the week before.

Single fellas, don't engage your married neighbors and friends offline on this DNA topic, no matter how it trends. E get why!

DrFunmisticGlow:
please, which place is that?

I will love to work in auch a place

While Nairaland folks can bash for Africa, they raised some salient points you need to work on.

I can understand the effects of being in different cities, but keeping your guy waiting for 3 days when he visited was a big thumbs down! I'm sure you knew he was coming, yet you didn't make out the time to see the love of your life — even if you were on call, you could have swapped with a colleague!

You can make your relationship work if you want!
Wish you guys the best!

@Op, I really don't know why you carry your relationship come Nairaland. I hope you are mature enough to take the bashing from these folks.

Victorclean1:
This is the greatest lie of the new year. Doctors have more time than most civil servants.

This guy is just faking story to creat traffic. Call duty gives doctors 24 hours work and 3 to 4 days off. Even doctors in private practice have time as well.

Am sick of all these fake news or stories here. Maybe he want to tell us he is dating a doctor and was dying of the hallucinating joy because of low self esteem.

Don't say what you don't know. That profession can be extremely demanding, except for consultants. Even at that, the hustle begins at consultant level, unless you want to die poor — you want to consult at my hospitals as you can. For those in private practice, unless you have other doctors working for you, you freedom is the hands of the patients. You may go to bed at 12 am, and the nurses will call you by 1am for emergency CS. You can't tell them to take the patient back, no matter how tired you are. And, in the morning, you start your day as usual.

Take it from me, it can be very very stressful!

ofiko123:
Nice one.. the EFCC is working...

Working ke? If their assertion is remotely possible, the entire process is a mess and a total waste of time and resources and should be discontinued until the get it right.


NIMC officials can also sell people's NIN if their assertion is possible.

valentineuwakwe:
source: https://punchng.com/sim-registration-efcc-warns-against-nin-sale/

I can't even begin to imagine the consequences of the nonsense they're talking about if it's really possible.

I mean, if it's possible for someone to use another person's NIN and, God forbid, possibly Link it with his/her SIM, then not only is the purpose of this process defeated; we all are in trouble.

It is the NIMC officials that will be selling people's NIN, and innocent people will start answering for what they know nothing about.

People submit their NIN to these NIMC officials, and for all we know, they can be compromised!

So if someone's NIN can be linked to another's SIM, what the criminals need is to pay the right officials and get as many NINs as he wants. He can then use them to register Sim cards and do as he pleases.

In this case, the entire process is useless because it can be compromised.

The process should be such that the the biometrics taken at NIN must match the biometrics taken at Sim registration, and can't mismatch should lead to the rejection of the Sim registration. Should that be the case, EFCC is talking nonsense! But if it's not the case, the compromise can even come from the NIMC officials selling people's NIN. In other words, an individual who never sold his/her NIN, may have it in the wrong hands because a NIMC possibly sold it.

Our lawyers should take note of this so that when this unintelligent agency start frustrating innocent citizens for what they know nothing about, they'll put them in their place. If the system is porous, you don't blame the citizens for that. I mean, they will have to prove that it's the individual, rather than the NIMC officials, who sold the individual's NIN!

I rest my case!

This is a dangerous move that can crash the banking system if FG is not careful. The citizens can easily misunderstand this and massively move their funds to Cryptocurrencies, crashing the banking system — remember, this is the 21st century!

The FG needs to do more to enlighten the citizens first before embarking on this "glorified pickpocketing."

It's obvious that the FG is cash-strapped, but "forcefully borrowing" from the citizens is not the right move. Cut expenses — there's no more room for constituency projects and budget padding! Reduce the overbloated allowances. What's a senator, HOR-member, or minister doing with hardship allowance when the real people who face the hardship are left in the cold — instead, you collect from the poor to pay the already rich and well-fed senators and ministers hardship allowance!

What might result from this move, you might not be able to handle it! A word is enough for the wise!

I rest my case.

abc115:
https://www.amazon.com/Alibaba-House-That-Jack-Built/dp/0062413406

Thank you

Kennyking1234:
Alibaba: The house Jack ma built by Duncan Clark

Thank you

Kennyking1234:
I just finished reading a book on him. From a Teacher to tech entrepreneur.... How he manages to be capitalist in communist society is amazing.

Please what is the name of the book?

He's under house arrest

I'm surprised they are still in thirty-something. I was expecting seventy-something or over a hundred self.

It's a game of numbers. The higher the numbers, the higher the probability of one of the predictions occuring.

To put it simply, there's a higher chance of 1 of the 38 predictions happening than of any of only 2 predictions coming through.

It's pure statistics!

By the time they raise it to 70 or more, they will run out of ideas. You may start seeing, "Someone will bury her dead mother during the year"

God have mercy on Africa!

dairykidd:
Oga there is a reason we wash our hands once we are done with the loo. Stop showing ur dirtiness to the world. Na so una wardrobe go dey smell with una shitty briefs and boxers.. dirty things

Feel free. It's a well-known fact that pigs are the first to call others dirty. So, I don't reduce myself to your level.

The most hygienic thing to do is to use tissue paper and bathe afterward. If you are in a place where you can't bathe immediately, you bathe at the next most convenient time. That's what science will teach you.

You don't interact with people with your butthole, but you do with your hands. No amount of washing can remove fecal matter from the underneath of your fingers nails when you use your bare hands to handle feces.

I hope you have learned something new today. Cheers! Happy New Year!

A quick test for those who wash with bare hands. When you finish washing off the feces in your butthole with water, wash your hands with soap and water for as long as you want. Bring that hand and the fingernails close to your nostrils and check how they smell.

Tango123:
Emergency is Emergency. Even u that like to use water, if Emergency hook u and there is no water, u will manage.

Anyway, i poop twice a day normally. Morning and at night. And thats when i also shower.

But if Emergency hook me, i know say na Emergency. I will not go and come and kill myself because of Emergency

See, i hate using any toilet that is not mine, in my own home. But when Emergency occurs, i have to use whatever is available

I dont want to tell u my Emergency stories so as not to spoil ur day, in case u are d type that such stories make uncomfortable

Bro, I have been following what you wrote, and I'm completely in support of what you have said. Even in the case of emergency, it's more hygienic to have remnants of feces in the butthole (and wash off when you bathe) than have them on the fingernails. Which is why I don't eat out, and the first thing I do once I enter my house is to wash my hands thoroughly with soap and water because a lot of people we shake hands with carry fecal matter on their fingers. I mean, we don't interact with others with our butthole but we do with our hands. Why carry fecal matter on the fingernails and spread it around.


Happy New Year Nairalanders

film3four:
Emoney has ordered a trailer load of cows and rams for the 31st night celebration. The trailer arrived at his villa in Anambra State and is being offloaded.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CJdOHqrDe60/?igshid=1b7ltaesrk212


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZBH7r8cc-c

Amen to your prayers! Thank God for you. You have made the money bro, enjoy it. I believe Uli should be bubbling with your presence. It seems you make Uli come alive even more than Dr. ABC Orjiakor.

But I'm really surprised that this video was recorded by you, the E-money himself! I was thinking the video was recorded by one of your boys until I watched it. You have made the money and don't need to prove yourself to anyone again.

Wishing you a happy and prosperous 2021 chief!

post=97582493:
Awwwwwww

This is just so emotional and touching.
Joy of Motherhood.
13 years no be beans.
Only those of us in the spirit can understand that spiritual tongue she is speaking in.
Anointing Galore.
North, East, West or South : NO PLACE LIKE HOME



Addendum : The younger sister on red shorts is damn so fine and beautiful sha!
(Now, watch some pervert rush to watch the video only because of our last paragraph!
Thirsty niggas everywhere !)

Make una no better carry dis kongi attitude enter the new year.
No younger sister anywhere!
Now, they will pause in watching the video again!

MANNA, mak una no injure una boys finish nah.
Una just dey scatter dem brain.

See you Next year guys.
Have a wonderful New year ahead.
It's gonna be a beautiful year for the positive minded ones here.

Barbecue tinz calling.
Oh la la........


Wow!
Some mothers do have 'em!


Hahahaha, we go hook up soon Chief SEGLIZ, Our personal person.
Happy new year in a bit brotherly.
U too much


Hmmmm,
Some of our clients do ask us this same question also.
Some actually brought live rabbits to us to grill for them.
But being who we are,
We are WE before business,
We have to decline and told them,
'Sorry we cannot grill rabbits as Barbecue',
And the only reason is that those animals are just too cute to be killed by Yours truly, they are so timid, always
frightened and so fragile!
Tho we read up on how they have good nutritional benefits somewhere online...but hell No!
You may say we are not taking the business serious,
But we are human first before we became business women and men!

We may start doing that if you guys start packaging them like frozen foods sha, like frozen chickens, but not bringing them live to us to 'murder' lol as we kill the chickens, goats, catfish, cows, turkeys etc.

Thanks for asking Angel.
Happy new year in advance to you too!

They look appetizing. How can one make an order? Do you grill goat and ram?

Sulogy2255:
If we are a serious nation, this are the kind of speech you put in a hall of fame, for younger generation to learn. just like the Gettysburg speech of United state

I'm telling you.

Can't believe I made out time to read all of it.

Only those who hate the truth will attack the bishop for this write up. He spoke the mind of many, but "the truth is bitter", they say.


Thank you, Bishop Kukah, for speaking truth to power.

I thought the Bible says we should not call another "fool"?
Actually, by their fruits, we shall know them.

Karleb:
There was a FGs survival loan I was supposed to apply for few months ago.

My friend applied for it. Applied for people he knew. But I didn't. Till today I still don't know the demon that stopped me from applying for that loan.

Long story short, he got the money. People he also helped apply got it as well.

The amount? Very close to N500, 000.

With what I have and know, I'd move heaven and earth with that amount.

Painful thing is he used my phone and data.

DM if you can move heavens. We can reach an agreement on profit sharing and then raise you the capital.

My dear, you didn't provide enough details about your situation and predicaments.

My only advice to you is to find that thing that interests you and do. Don't bother about what any other person says.

My saving grace was getting out of the rat race and following my passion.

Just find your path and follow it.

@Op, is it a naira account? If so, the problem is the new CBN rule. You will need to go to the bank and get the money in cash ($). Then you can change it to naira at any place you want. Remember to keep a few hundred dollars for opening a domiciliary account.

Next step, open a domiciliary account and update your Google AdSense account with your domiciliary account number.

post=97377968:
Copied!

Big Brother Show: Painful Statistics of what should be an illicit business

Pray for Nigerian youths

Total number of votes cast during Britain Got talent 2017 = 6.2million votes

Total number of votes cast during American got talent 2017 = 52.1million votes.
Note: American population is twice Nigeria's population.

Mind you, most of the votes cast on either Britain or American got talent are *absolutely free* because you can vote on their websites & on the Apps without paying a dime.

Total number of votes cast during “Big Brother Nigeria” 2018 = 170million votes @ N30 per sms for a show that contributes absolutely nothing to their lives.

It is neither a talent show or life enhancing or promoting show. A show where adults are kept in a cage to freely give & take sex on National Television, while the organisers make more money from the youths.

If INEC organises general election this weekend and ask Nigerian youths to vote on their mobile phones @ N10 per SMS to elect leaders that will shape their futures & the country, they will ask Nigerian Government to credit their accounts 1st before they will agree to vote in that magnitude.

“Wasted Generation” ~ Prof. Wole Soyinka called them.

“A generation that play too much, sleep too much and engage in idle chatter and gossip" ~ Chief Obafemi Awolowo foresaw

A generation of illiterate graduates ~ Atiku Abubakar called them in 2016

A generation that are constantly not concerned about the deteriorating conditions of their senses & not bothered about their own future~ Osquare78 knows them.

We all must be wary of this generation.... they are the larger chunk of Nigerian population.

It is pathetic. 170 Million votes Multiplied by N30 = N 5.1 billion and the winner got N25 million plus an SUV worth N12 million a trip and electronics.

To destroy the future, destroy the seed (children and youths)...

Pray for Nigeria youths to open their eyes and for God to touch the hearts of those who engage in such illicit business.

So unfortunate!

We Rise!

It's a pity seriously. God help our youths

Congratulations aunty!
More grace!

Nice one

It's a pity. RIP

For any forex trader out there, stay away from trading for other people no matter how good you think you are. The market is unpredictable! You can lose it all.

It is bad enough losing your own money in the market. Losing other people's money and having to explain to them can be unbearable.

May God rest his soul.