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ojuu4u:
You own brain is even myopic than fish brain he claimed women have.

Bet off #300k for someone who borrowed car, how come he will go and rent apartment in Ajah just to Bleep friend fiancee, how much is apartment in Ajah?
A well good looking apartment in Ajah can't less than 1m.

1M plus other expensive for someone who borrowed car to waste on a bet of 300k, tink of it yourself . is it logical? Reasonable?? Rational Profitable?

Is not everything that people type that is true guy.

Oga calm down, abi we dey fight ni , na question I ask na

Abi your wife/GF offend you and u
You wanna vent on me

If I bakass you slap ehn

Stop giving conditions before helping, its quite degrading. And ya know what? On the surface people will praise you, but deep down laying damning curses on you for humiliating them. You can just help randomly without any t&c. Trust me its more cool and rewarding.

No malice intended bro, just my take

rosy1992:
Unbelievable

Sometimes I don't take these guys seriously

Muna4real:
I don't understand you guys. How can a pussy smell?

I have been thinking of these for a long time but can't comprehend. Maybe its bacause am a virgin

Its puzzling

At least i stayed entertained reading comments here ... Nice one guys.

Wait, I thought some guys were planning to flex muscles. Any latest? Who was taking on a stretcher , abeg someone should give us update

Blackmiserable:
Anecdotally, if money has made me do what I would not otherwise in my wildest dreams have thought to do, then yes. Money can open virtually all female legs.

What was that? Care to share?

ZINIBANKS:
I will email you now can we please meet am begging you ion really know how to type bullshit on phone how about we go physical combat please

I dey enjoy the show.

fuwaski:
U are simply a carton. Am very sure that u don't know what $ is. So far u are the one in ur profile, i can comfortably knack you with suya 100naira (if say u smell nice o) na the condition to chop the suya and still trek wit u to d junction cus i no fit waste uber money on u. See this one wey never germinate well.

Oga you get bad mouth.

Naija246:
YES!!!
A friend of mine challenged me into sleeping with his fiance, he swore with his life that this girl wouldn't cheat.
We both placed a 300k bet each then I made my move.

I borrowed my uncle's expensive car and rented a very upscale apartment in ajah.
two months down the line I bleebed this girl and I even went as far as filming the whole encounter

And btw, I didn't even give this girl a penny o! I only appeared way richer and more educated than my friend and she fell hard!!!

Money and game can get you ANY woman!!
Women are very shallow when choosing a mate,They LOVE guys who are miles ahead of them classwise...even if the person in question is faking it.

You are a real gee man. You truly understand these creatures.

But wait o. You sure say your story legit so? Insane

Hightser:
Hello guys, so I'm skeptical about this decision I'm about to take, my girlfriend will be joining the next batch of NYSC and I have been thinking of telling her to work it to Lagos.

Truth is, she learned fashion design sometime and she likes modelling for clothing brands and she teaches too, I believe with all of this she stands a chance of getting something tangible in Lagos than going to serve in one village.

My fear is this, (I recently got an accommodation, a single room self contain on the island, haven't even told her yet)
So I need time to plan my future, I'm not fit financially to start fending for someone, if I am then my younger sister should be the one to come over ( though her service year is next year)

But if my gf is to come here, the agreement will be clear and concise, you fend for yourself while I fend for myself, don't worry, the relationship is that defined and she understands.

My reason of wanting to do this for her is cause she has been very nice to me and she has helped me out financially and otherwise in the past though I repaid her.

But guys, my major fear is living with a girl in the same house, won't attachment get serious, what if she gets pregnant? I don't want anything to hinder my plans, I'm 29 actually and I'm not planning to settle down anytime soon.

Please I need advice and contributions.

In my honest opinion, don't bring her with you for the following reasons:

-your instinct is against it
-chances of pregnancy
-more burden to you

Nevertheless cohabiting also has its own advantages:

- more closeness and intimacy
- A chat mate and helper

However, a more better option would for her serve in another state while she visit you as time permits.

ForeThinker:
Never say ‘no’ to adventures. Always say ‘yes,’ otherwise you’ll lead a very dull life.

I agree man. Adventures are worth it.

Virus99:
Bad as e bad, a Nigerian Police man will never do this. Okay maybe not in broad daylight and the full glare of cameras.
See, ko ti e possible, a Nigerian Police man will never do this. He'll rather "kneel on your pocket".
#JusticeForFloyd

Say what you know bro . The same Nigeria police personnel blew the skull of a dude in my area amongst 5 others

Police brutality is sort of an epidemic

Ningen:
Relationship isn't like a career.
There are no disadvantages really.

About loneliness, it hardly counts.
You can be in a relationship and still be lonely.

You really sabi

missimelda01:
Aside loneliness, are there other reasonable disadvantages of being single for a long time?

I have a friend who has never being in a relationship, she's about 25 and sometimes she acts like she has some psychological issues, when it's just us we can gist well but when other people are around she just goes 100% quiet (trust me it's really bad).. I'm like her only friend, I've encouraged her to get a boyfriend, maybe it'll help but she doesn't even know how to keep a guy interested in her for long. I worry about her seriously.

Modified
She opened up to me about feeling extremely lonely even when she's with people, she thinks she has psychological issues and I really don't know how else to help, I thought getting into a relationship might help her.

Its not about meeting random people, but finding that special soul mate, which is quite difficult.

kamez:
might be nothing really....

broke up with my ex last December.. she is a fashion designer and she really knows how to spend on a guy so I appreciate that....

we haven't spoken since the breakup and I knew her business must have been affected by the lock down.. I still have her account number on my phone so i transferred cash to her last month.


she called to say thanks and was actually crying..because she really needed money badly and it was just like I could read her mind..


since then we ve not spoken. ND that's because I had no ulterior motive when I sent the cash...

Man wey sabi

Millenniumlady:
Girl you better be glad wish i had such ex

And you think there is a "free lunch"?

PoliticallyInco:
While a few feign it to come across as saints and angels, we must realize that in the real sense they don't lie or didn't lie. Many have had horrible sexual experiences.


Most of them have horrid first sexual encounters with guys who are practically ignorant about sex and how to get a woman ready for sex. Her mind, spirit, soul and body. To the average male it is climb, suck her boobs like pure water once or twice, play with her vulva like you are checking if a fish is rotten, penetrate, thrust, come and then jump down. High level of ignorance and idiocy. The most annoying thing is you will hear these men blowing their own trumpets about how they are studs that can go for hours.

Men should note that when a girl finally allows a man to touch her, most of them (the girls) have had very bad experiences. The guy climbs on top of her and fires away. Causing her great pain and discomfort.

I have seen idiots who were talking about the girl they had sex with and how she screamed and cried and how it was sweet for the girl. They go on to talk about how they banged and slammed and drilled into her and how she was shouting, when minutes before she was saying she didn't want it. Chai, Whenever I hear this, I cringe and pity the girls. Most men are so stupidly ignorant when it comes to sex. They feel getting on and pounding away is what make sex sweet for a woman. These same men get dragged into performance enhancing drugs and all that. They ARE MOSTLY IFLUENCED BY PORN AND THE ACTING. The porn stars pounding away, the women moaning and screaming and feigning/faking pleasure so you buy their tape or visit their sites.

Some are having sex with a lady and she is a virgin. These guys will rudely penetrate her. Causing her pain and bleeding. It becomes a messy affair. They are not gentle. All they want to do is pound her and pound her roughly until they ejaculate and then hop down. They don't even know the difference between a groan and a moan. A face squeezed out of pain and a face made out of pleasure. They don't ask for feedback. They don't make the girl feel free and less shy about being naked before them.

How do you want a lady to classify such an experience? So in my opinion there is some truth in it. They don't like sex because over 90 percent of the times they've had it, it wasn't pleasurable.
They groaned under the pain and intense stress of a man untop of them and pounding away oblivious of their own sexual needs. Most have never been properly made love to. Most men are ignorant. And even after a bad first sexual experience, the next few experiences are also horrible. They guys just want to mount, thrust and ejaculate. Most of the men are so addicted to ejaculation that they think of nothing else.

Now after sex, men also do not know how to make the lady feel loved. They don't hold her. They don't hug her. They don't caress her. Nothing. They pound away, ejaculate and roll off. Some run to take a peak at their phone camera they had set to video tape the act. Some simply show in their countenance that all they wanted was sex and the girl can start leaving their house.

Sex starts with pre-intimacy. And pre-intimacy starts long before sex itself. At times, hours before the real deal. The sexual act itself is important. It goes beyond having a stiff penis and pushing it into a woman. So is the postplay/afterplay. She must be made to feel good about it. Note that this has nothing to do with being a simp. Naaaah. You make love to a woman, please make her feel special afterwards.

It is so bad, some men don't even know when ladies fake their orgasms. Most ladies moan out just to stimulate the mind of the man so that he feels he is doing a good job and it encourages him to ejaculate so they can get off from under his sweaty body. The men themselves have big ignorant egos that if a woman tells them she didn't enjoy it, they feel attacked. They take it personal. Also if she tells them how she likes it and her sexual preferences, they will call her w hore and ask how she got to know these things if she was such a saint.

Men ignorantly believe that they are the ones with the right to have sexual fantasies and preferences. It has been proven again and again that women do too. The society does not allow them air these. Some want to make love in a garden. Some want it under the rain. Some want to role play. Some want it outside in the dark. Some women like it rough. Some like it hard. Many preferences and many tastes. BUT WHAT DO THE MEN DO? THEY APPLY THE SAME SOLUTION-CLIMB ,KISS ONCE OR TWICE THRUST, COME AND GET OFF.

Now I am not referring to commercial sex workers. Those have been able to completely make sex a money making venture and this has overriden every other pleasure. They don't even want to the pleasure if possible because it can be bad for business. They don't want to get attached to you. They might not see you again.

Love making/Sex is an ART and a SCIENCE. We need to note that there are little things you do to a woman BEFORE, DURING and AFTEE sex, that when she is alone and she remembers she will smile to herself. Even if she disobeyed her pastor or imam father to be with you, she will smile to herself when she gets home. She will want to be alone in her room and relive the experience. She will smile,roll and toss all over the bed biting her fingers and wondering how she didn't know she could enjoy the act, react like a possessed demoniac during orgasm and enjoy the cuddle and kisses after the act. When you ask such a woman if she enjoys sex, she will be shy to answer. And if she says no,it will be with a "lairs smile", you will just know she is lying and trying to make you see her as a saint.

Stop telling us what we are outstandingly good at , I would appreciate if you brain storm some genius ideas/tip on ONLINE BUSINESS OR ANY REASONABLE STUFF instead of this horse shit

PoliticallyInco:
While a few feign it to come across as saints and angels, we must realize that in the real sense they don't lie or didn't lie. Many have had horrible sexual experiences.


Most of them have horrid first sexual encounters with guys who are practically ignorant about sex and how to get a woman ready for sex. Her mind, spirit, soul and body. To the average male it is climb, suck her boobs like pure water once or twice, play with her vulva like you are checking if a fish is rotten, penetrate, thrust, come and then jump down. High level of ignorance and idiocy. The most annoying thing is you will hear these men blowing their own trumpets about how they are studs that can go for hours.

Men should note that when a girl finally allows a man to touch her, most of them (the girls) have had very bad experiences. The guy climbs on top of her and fires away. Causing her great pain and discomfort.

I have seen idiots who were talking about the girl they had sex with and how she screamed and cried and how it was sweet for the girl. They go on to talk about how they banged and slammed and drilled into her and how she was shouting, when minutes before she was saying she didn't want it. Chai, Whenever I hear this, I cringe and pity the girls. Most men are so stupidly ignorant when it comes to sex. They feel getting on and pounding away is what make sex sweet for a woman. These same men get dragged into performance enhancing drugs and all that. They ARE MOSTLY IFLUENCED BY PORN AND THE ACTING. The porn stars pounding away, the women moaning and screaming and feigning/faking pleasure so you buy their tape or visit their sites.

Some are having sex with a lady and she is a virgin. These guys will rudely penetrate her. Causing her pain and bleeding. It becomes a messy affair. They are not gentle. All they want to do is pound her and pound her roughly until they ejaculate and then hop down. They don't even know the difference between a groan and a moan. A face squeezed out of pain and a face made out of pleasure. They don't ask for feedback. They don't make the girl feel free and less shy about being naked before them.

How do you want a lady to classify such an experience? So in my opinion there is some truth in it. They don't like sex because over 90 percent of the times they've had it, it wasn't pleasurable.
They groaned under the pain and intense stress of a man untop of them and pounding away oblivious of their own sexual needs. Most have never been properly made love to. Most men are ignorant. And even after a bad first sexual experience, the next few experiences are also horrible. They guys just want to mount, thrust and ejaculate. Most of the men are so addicted to ejaculation that they think of nothing else.

Now after sex, men also do not know how to make the lady feel loved. They don't hold her. They don't hug her. They don't caress her. Nothing. They pound away, ejaculate and roll off. Some run to take a peak at their phone camera they had set to video tape the act. Some simply show in their countenance that all they wanted was sex and the girl can start leaving their house.

Sex starts with pre-intimacy. And pre-intimacy starts long before sex itself. At times, hours before the real deal. The sexual act itself is important. It goes beyond having a stiff penis and pushing it into a woman. So is the postplay/afterplay. She must be made to feel good about it. Note that this has nothing to do with being a simp. Naaaah. You make love to a woman, please make her feel special afterwards.

It is so bad, some men don't even know when ladies fake their orgasms. Most ladies moan out just to stimulate the mind of the man so that he feels he is doing a good job and it encourages him to ejaculate so they can get off from under his sweaty body. The men themselves have big ignorant egos that if a woman tells them she didn't enjoy it, they feel attacked. They take it personal. Also if she tells them how she likes it and her sexual preferences, they will call her w hore and ask how she got to know these things if she was such a saint.

Men ignorantly believe that they are the ones with the right to have sexual fantasies and preferences. It has been proven again and again that women do too. The society does not allow them air these. Some want to make love in a garden. Some want it under the rain. Some want to role play. Some want it outside in the dark. Some women like it rough. Some like it hard. Many preferences and many tastes. BUT WHAT DO THE MEN DO? THEY APPLY THE SAME SOLUTION-CLIMB ,KISS ONCE OR TWICE THRUST, COME AND GET OFF.

Now I am not referring to commercial sex workers. Those have been able to completely make sex a money making venture and this has overriden every other pleasure. They don't even want to the pleasure if possible because it can be bad for business. They don't want to get attached to you. They might not see you again.

Love making/Sex is an ART and a SCIENCE. We need to note that there are little things you do to a woman BEFORE, DURING and AFTEE sex, that when she is alone and she remembers she will smile to herself. Even if she disobeyed her pastor or imam father to be with you, she will smile to herself when she gets home. She will want to be alone in her room and relive the experience. She will smile,roll and toss all over the bed biting her fingers and wondering how she didn't know she could enjoy the act, react like a possessed demoniac during orgasm and enjoy the cuddle and kisses after the act. When you ask such a woman if she enjoys sex, she will be shy to answer. And if she says no,it will be with a "lairs smile", you will just know she is lying and trying to make you see her as a saint.

Stop telling us what we outstandingly good at , I would appreciate if you brain storm some genius ideas instead of this horse shit [right][/right]

ABLESOFT2:
"Pity"shitty Trap" Is Dat Wat U Call It
I Tink It A Good Tin 4 Still Be Young Cuz Dat Means I Still Av More Tym 2 Learn Da Gud Stuff Like Making More Money In Life..Nd Nt To Tinkin Bout Sex 4 Nw

So people who are living independently are making more money and they are always thinking about sex .

What a thicko

Theundertaker:
so if he comes up lies for example, do he’s story is automatically the right one.

And how sure are you her own account is the truth?

Theundertaker:
The guy isn’t serious about the relationship. Move on

Oga don't make any judgement yet. She only tells you what she wants you to know which certainly does not tells the whole picture

Positivechick:
I broke up with my boyfriend today,


I met him while I was serving, he was nice and the only friend I had , I served in a village. while we were serving he doesn’t give me much , I practically kinda fed him cause he was always in my place ,he had a roommate and I didn’t , before he gives me any money we always had issues , not like he doesn’t hv to give. He just doesn’t want to . I don’t even ask for much .

After service we continued dating, he had no job so I told him to get a teaching job he said never ever, he rather follow he’s friends up and down , I kept quite watching what his plans maybe, I hv never asked him for a dim since we finished service mid last year , got a teaching job so taking care of myself.

My birthday would be coming up , his just passed , I told him that I would expecting some cash on my birthday. We talked today and he’s telling me he spent all he’s money for he’s birthday , that if money cms he will send but right now he has no money ,, placing me on the probability table, so I said u couldn’t keep the one u would send me , he said people were buying drinks and buying drinks and he couldn’t tell them to stop. Am like are u serious ? I had to remind him that my birthday is few days away n he started saying he won’t be able to send anything. I told him without him doing the needful that there is no us .


Am tired , he has no vision, No focus , no aim , he depends on he’s friends and it annoying , i think about he’s future more than he does , he’s always in the present. He’s making me feel like a bad person that he would make it , I hope he makes it but the relationship is so draining and I am 100% faithful to someone with no sense of reasoning. He’s Saying I am dating someone that’s why I want to leave him . He isn’t even addressing the issue we hv on ground .

Thoughts??

Do you mind dropping his number here so we can here his other side of the story?

iko123:
I learnt that the four Minneapolis police officers have been fired after the death of a black man seen in a video with one of the four kneeling on his neck

Ain't enough. They can ought to be charged.

LegendaryLover:
no matter how much you earn, no matter how fluent you are in speaking the english language, no matter how many suits you put on. In the white man's land, a black man will always be a black man to them.

America is not a white mans land, its a fact.

ABLESOFT2:
It A Pity I've Neva Had Any Lady Slept Over At My House..
Still Very Young To Have A Place Of My Own.

I am pretty sure you are above 18. And you believe you are still Young to have your own place?

You are not alone as many young dudes are in this shitty trap, its crazy , what a pity man.

Frenzy01:
Mine was sometimes last year.. This girl actually came over to my place and spent a night.. Nah so robbers begin dey waka up and down for our area that night oo.
This girl was crying profusely and confessed to me that she actually told her brother she was going to a vigil that night as an excuse to be at my place.. Nah so she begin dey cry dey purge oo.. Me sef no know wetin I go do again and I joined her in her crying Fiesta... Luckily for us, the men in black no reach our house b4 they left.
Since that day like this.. She no even gree pick my calls again talkless of coming to my house

What do you gain from fabricating lies? , you've gotta stop this shit man.

Money. So long as there is stable flow of income then I am confident everything will fall into place. So no worries.

MasterRahl:
Tomorrow, 27th May 2020, SpaceX owned by Elon Musk, in partnership with NASA will be launching 2 astronauts into orbit, provided the weather cooperates. The Dragon crew capsule will launch by 4:33pm EDT (9:30pm Nigerian time), and has been fully financed by the United States government.

It is pathetic that despite the purported huge number of deaths and infections in the United States, they've moved on as a nation and are in fact about to record a ground-breaking achievement in the midst of a pandemic. Here in Nigeria, the reverse is the case.

Here in Nigeria, we're still releasing COVID-19 live scores

Our bad leadership always boggles my mind bro. We are so inefficient , backward and posses an illiberal mindset. Nigeria is in big trouby.

KenBen217:
you're the kind of parent I never pray to be to my children or the kind of parent that no one needs in this period and time.education is the key,it's the best investment,and when people finish,what?? you're part of the long list of liars who manage to deceive youth instead of teaching them a skill they can master and earn money. please,change for your children,don't carry this mentality enter future the way nigeria is going you'll set them up for failure with this your archaic belief. una wey still believe in university education

You are assuming that I am against young people acquiring digital and other relevant skills which is absolutely untrue. Its all part of education ya know.

Or are you so dumb to understand ya thicko ?

The hand written is boldly written on the wall.

Use your head else it will end in "high quality made in Germany tears"