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weyreypey:
Barack Obama at John McCain's burial

MobilityExpress:
This is the most hypocritical question ever on Nairaland. Nigerian girls will date anybody that has money, or big abula, or both. And most Nigerian girls don't have much to offer besides sex, so they come to the dating negotiating table as handicaps and beggars. If Nigerian girls can date criminals, thieves, ritualists, armed robbers, cultists, yahoo boys etc, then why won't they date a single father? Nigerian girls that date married men, mtshewwwww, na single fathers go come hard dem to date ? You guys commenting here should continue deceiving yourselves. Go on social media, see Nigerian girls shouting "zaddy" with pride, some dey even date their ancestors, like Regina Daniels .

LANDLORD72:
*A Former President Of United States Had this To Say, Hear Him:*
```When I think of the depth of the grave and the pounds of sand that will be thrown at us, no need to harm my brother.
When I think of the darkness that will invade the grave after closing, no need to hurt my sister.
When I think of the heat repressed by the soil and the amount of water that will drown me during the rains in the tomb I cannot make my neighbor suffer.
When I think that I will be alone, abandoned by all, I prefer to enjoy communion when I am alive.
When I think that my relationships are mowed by my past, I wish to perfect my future.
If I could be reborn to resume everything from scratch, I would no longer make mistakes in my actions. Because after a long meditation I understood that all is vanity on earth.
```
*May God help us to cultivate humility and love to our neighbors because vanity of vanity, everything is vanity.*

Korllami007:
The father of the kid(s) can come back and claim his child(ren) and the kid(s) may not regard their mother's new husband as their father because they may stil love their father or they don't love their mother's new husband. The new husband will just be paying bills and school fees for nothing and the kid(s) may go back to their father in the future despite the fact the new husband has spent time and money on them.


The perfect example of a loser is man that marries a single mother.

Delightikechi:
On Monday, a new batch of Nigerian migrants will be deported from Germany to Nigeria.

The migrants are expected to leave Frankfurt Airport at 8 am and land in Nigeria’s Murtala Mohammed International Airport around 2 pm and 3 pm.

Although the number of migrants has not been ascertained, it was, however, reported that migrants will be picked randomly from different accommodation centers.

Last month two batches of Nigerians were sent back home from the European country.


“The flight will be from Frankfurt on Monday. For those who have been given the information, the plane will take off by 8 am and arrive in Nigeria between 2 pm and 3 pm.

“Those who will be deported will be picked randomly from their different accommodation centers from 3 am till 5 am in different regions and conveyed to a central place and finally to Frankfurt Airport," the Co-ordination Activist for Network Refugees 4Refugees, a political platform for refugees/migrant self-organization based in
Stuttgart, Germany, Rex Osa, told The Nation.

Osa added, “When their asylum application is already expired, they are obligated to leave the country.

“For those who don’t leave voluntarily, they will be given a what is I can translate in English to mean toleration status. This status is not a resident title; it is to show that the person is still there because the deportation is hindered because of one reason or the other.

“These people are picked up early in the morning without expecting the police.

“Some would be picked up from work also. When the police arrive in their rooms, they would be allowed to pack things not more than say 64 kilos. The police will be standing to make sure the person does not
escape.”

The activist urged the federal government to come to the aid of the victims as many of them are coming with a myriad of challenges.
“Among these people are many sick people. Nigeria should be expecting a lot of people who have psychological problems, and people with spinal cord problems leading to paralysis.”

See more:https://www.dib.com.ng/2019/08/nigerian-migrants-in-germany-to-be-deported-on-monday.html

Cuteify:
I'm a member of this forum but I had to creat this account to express how I feel,Please pardon my errors.

I'm really depressed and most times I feel like ending it all. I have come to realize what people who commit suicide go through. Let's say I have been an unlucky girl. I don't get what's happening anymore to me. I don't know if I'm under a curse or something.

After my NYSC 4 years ago, I haven't been able to secure a good Job, I get invited for interviews yet at the last phase of it, I'm turned down. Same thing happen in my relationship, I give all yet I'm jilted. I'm not the demanding type, I have been able to main Long relationship thinking it would end in marriage yet it ends with no just cause. I'm good looking yet I don't know what the problem is. My elder sister faced the same challenge, infact she had to run off with the guy and got pregnant without being married legally. I don't want such type of marriage,I want everything to be done properly yet it's not working. I'm 27 years, yet I don't have a serious relationship,no Job too. My brothers are graduate yet they can't secure a good job, everyone in my family is teaching because that's the only job available, I refuse to take up one when I see it as a curse.

I had to do some research on my background and I discovered somethings. My uncles are facing same thing, I have aunties 40years and above not married,no job. In a family of 9 children, Just my mum is married. I have prayed and prayed it seems it's not just working.. .

I'm a graduate, intelligent, Good looking yet I can't get married or at least have a good job all because of a family/generational curse. I'm really dying silently, what's the need of living again?

rosy1992:
Be creative and get yourself busy with creative things. Don't rush into relationships but keep healthy friends that will motivate you. As time goes by, you will get over her.

Trust me she isn't worth this stress. Because if she loves you like the way you felt, she shouldn't have cheated on you.

XhosaNostra:
Does it matter? To each their own. If it's something they both enjoy doing, then hey...

A couple of days ago there was a post about a married woman who only wanted head from a 3rd party. My point is, if it's not something you like doing, make sure the person you're going to marry shares your views on the subject so nobody ends up sexually frustrated with the other's inability to deliver. End of.

MrNipplesLover:
bro, why not increase your calories intake?

take foods that are high in calories.

also, eat a lot of carbohydrate foods.

if you eat like 3 times a day, increase it to 4 or 5 times.

u can start eating food that contains a lot of oil.
you can start eating fried plantain regularly, eat fried egg with boiled yam regularly.

ensure you don't feel hungry before you eat another food. but there is no food that will make you add more fat/flesh than food that contains a lot of oil and carbohydrate. so, u gotta take food that contains them regularly.

for you to be able to keep up with this, go to a pharmacy and ask for a good blood tonic.
if you can do this for like 3 weeks or so, u should start seeing changes already.

I won't recommend all these weight gaining pills and drugs.

also, fruits to be taken regularly: banana, dates (debino), and tiger nuts.

trust me, if you can keep up with this, u should start seeing results in 3 weeks.


note, too much oil is not that good for your health, so u should know how to control things in the first month.

pls, eat those fruits regularly too, they do work.


How does taking much of fried foods fried with saturated oil helps the op in gaining weight?


stay blessed, bro.

MrNipplesLover:
bro, why not increase your calories intake?

take foods that are high in calories.

also, eat a lot of carbohydrate foods.

if you eat like 3 times a day, increase it to 4 or 5 times.

u can start eating food that contains a lot of oil.
you can start eating fried plantain regularly, eat fried egg with boiled yam regularly.

ensure you don't feel hungry before you eat another food. but there is no food that will make you add more fat/flesh than food that contains a lot of oil and carbohydrate. so, u gotta take food that contains them regularly.

for you to be able to keep up with this, go to a pharmacy and ask for a good blood tonic.
if you can do this for like 3 weeks or so, u should start seeing changes already.

I won't recommend all these weight gaining pills and drugs.

also, fruits to be taken regularly: banana, dates (debino), and tiger nuts.

trust me, if you can keep up with this, u should start seeing results in 3 weeks.


note, too much oil is not that good for your health, so u should know how to control things in the first month.

pls, eat those fruits regularly too, they do work.


How does taking much of fried foods fried with saturated oil helps the op in gaining weight?


stay blessed, bro.

mmadu5:
dude seriously ? some people are looking to lose weight your hoping to gain, why dont you go and make money and settle down start having families , you dont have a problem atall

wisdomeze:
I'm in my late twenties and intend tying the knots with my girl friend of four yours but I keep getting barrage of advice from people who are of the school of thought that I should wait a little more before dabbling into marriage because marriage will in a way put me through tight corners. I need your advice please!

nwanneni:
maybe you be the 21 yr old girl brother ooo
Ndi psychology
Of course I am a smart man na,you know where I dey now
Yes,a 21year old girl with access to money she didn't work for is highly unstable and vulnerable to cunning men
ABI op,you want make them take that your phone money take give one local sweet talker Or use your money take solve family problems?
You maestro is the dumb one here.

missimelda01:
Calm your nerves, you can advice her with the insults, it's really not necessary and as it stands now you are the one who looks stupid. Not every relationship ended on a bad note, while some delete and block their exes, some remain casual friends with them and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, it takes a whole level of maturity to do that.

nwanneni:
Don't kid yourself!there is no way blessing is doing any business with you if you won't date her.
At this point you've got to choose;
Either being with the ill experienced,probably broke 21 year old who hasn't got any footing in life yet.
Or
-Go to blessing whose union might take you to greater height.
Ask yourself this;where do I want to be in 5 years?
Can my 21 year old support this dream?then chose!
And you sound like a newbie.why would you open a joint account with your gf?a 21 year old for that matter jeez!
You don't get anywhere in life by being a fool my guy.you've got to make some sacrifices which could be selfish at times.
And you mentioned your girl started taking you serious this year do you know what that means?
Please try and check her finances and know what changed maybe you are that last resort she wants to cling on to,which I hope I am wrong anyways
Just maybe after you find out,you would realise you aren't the only CAPITALIST in the relationship
That will help you make that decision you need to move you up the social ladder
Be wise! You are dumb and ignorant, but as phycology has proven your type thinks they are smart. The load of bull crap you typed said everything. So a 21 year old is not old enough or ain't capable of handling things bla bla bla just the usual crap.

I know your type, freaking annoying blokes.

Last time I checked intelligence has nothing do with neither age nor gender. Probably you're fucking' barbarian, who knows

Larajacy:
Just a chat.. Nothing else.. I mean no harm o..

SweetBuns:
You dont know. You dont know at all

Not all ladies fall for cash
Its like saying all men fall for seduction. Its impossible.
Money won't bring you love, it will bring you gold diggers and slay mamas.
So if you don't want a gold digger in your life. Ditch this mentality

AngelicBeing:
Personally I miss nothing about Nigeria, l only feel for the millions of people suffering and dying daily with no hope in sight for their Eldorado, I also feel for those trapped by the wickedness of the useless leaders in that country, anytime l read of the kidnapping, cultism, ritualism, stealing, robbery, senseless killings by SARS, bokoharam, poverty, darkness, hunger etc in Nigeria, l feel like gathering all the leaders both past and present leaders and tell North Korea president to Nuke all of them for turning the country to the headquarters of extreme poverty and the 6th most miserable country on earth, otherwise, I don't miss anything about Nigeria

Edward90:
I'm going to take it a notch further and state 3 things I miss and don't miss about Naija

Miss
-Food for sure, I miss the street food the most 4sure; Suya, Akara, Dundun, Puff Puff, e.t.c all from your favorite bustops.
-I miss fresh Agege bread.
-I miss the naija babes playing hard to get.

Don't Miss
-Definitely don't miss the traffic jams. It still baffles me how people are productive when you spend all your time in traffic.
-Don't miss the stench. Almost everything smells.
-Definitely don't miss NEPA.

IAmPhiL:
servus!

so i just want to chip this in.....my own chapter of lamentations chapter food verse hunger

omo mehn, no be small thing. i think it's fair to say burger grows on our head already

truth is na to just mellow, succumb to the chopables here...live to fight another day....or better still; kuku chop to chop another day

me wey dey try cook for naija, i reach here, omo no ingredients o, the closest big city wey i fit get ingredients na almost 100km. i just channel my inner chef, turn chemist for kitchen o, sometimes na freestyle....na sha just to chop

so sha, me sef begin sick their sickness o, i wan laff when Dr yarn me few weeks ago say i get flu, say na the weather change cause am, i just dey smile...no be say i sick o, na just to use the health insurance parole

well, so far, so good...safe to say that the key to survival is adaptation.

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