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Gabry?? Wetin this one come mean now? Ehn? I no blame you sha na scarcity of post cause am.

Gabry, I have to be honest, you came short of some nice weight this time. I know you're bored, relax and get some nice sleep. If you want to beat your boyfriend in arm wrestling, make sure you buy him lots of beer, make him drink to knock himself out, then you'll beat him in a landslide, it works like magic.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=292158.msg4135690#msg4135690 date=1246745573]What ever happened to text message, email or recharge card? - for the naija girl, nothing says 'i love u' more than a recharge card. . . [/quote]You are right on point! You didn't elaborate it!

#400 recharge card will get her to talk and smile with you over the phone

#750 recharge card will make her ask you if you really like her

#1,500 recharge card will make her say she loves you

If you can send more, she will ask for a date with you at Tantalizers or Mr. Biggs, do they even go there no more? Been a long time I've been away so I don't know which is in vogue now. They eat all sorts. I listened to one of Basket Mouth's comedy shows, he said he wished there were not only bird flu, but fried chicken flu, fried turkey flu, fish flu, nkwobi flu, rice flu, snail flu, even recharge card flu.

@DR. Kitaun

I choose to believe you're way too intelligent, but don't you think you're getting off point here a little bit? You're taking this grammatical prowess to far beyond reasonable limit. If you must flaunt your exorbitant Queen's language skills, could you please step to EDUCATION section? If you can't, can you do us all a favor and concentrate on the subject matter at hand? Thank you.

Man U needs an unknown striker like me!

@Tudor

What makes you think Man U are bunch of WUSSIES? Don't start Naturez vexing. He could be nasty ya know?

bombay:
What is the sum of all fears for a nigerian i no wan die my mama dey for house dat babe wey i wan dey bonk shai i no wan die make i leave am nigeria go change god go do am.
mugu people e be like say dem pay does pastors to brain wash majority of nigerians.

Why don't you start an anti-government group and persuade people to join you if you have such a vibrant fighting spirit? Something has to start from someone! Let this start from YOU! And let it be said that it emanated from a certain forum called NAIRA LAND!

No one is happy with what is going on in Nigeria but as much as that exists, no one is willing to lay their lives on a dirty platter for anyone, especially, when we have seen what's become of people who have done that in the past. Or can you give us a reason why we haven't heard your voice? March into the streets of Lagos all alone, let people see you, let NTA or whatever they are, cover you and I promise in less than 3 hours you will be on YOUTUBE! Then you can come here and talk!

davidylan:
All these for one kiss?

Yes just one kiss that the girl may even rebuff and won't lead into sex!

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=292423.msg4135734#msg4135734 date=1246746350]This kissing sef!
All these kissing sound effects you hear in movies makes it difficult to enjoy a kiss without making that "peck" sound. . . I know guys who find that noise stupid.[/quote]People fail to realize that movies is another world entirely that never will exist in the real world.

C2H5OH:
Not much. Overwhelmed with work. Enjoying the 4th of July. Watching Wimbledon. Exercising a little.

I think that sums it up.

You're having a blast then. Been calling Chase all day -- they had a hold on my credit card and there was not even an explanation for it, yet I kept calling and nothing's done yet. But overall, it's been a wonderful day without the bank hassles.

What's with the prolonged lecture? Well, you'd have said first lessons for first kissers. The basic fact is look into her eyes to a point where she is lost, shy or feels she wants you, if she's losing it she becomes uncomfortable and then you gun for the kiss. It takes relatively less than 3 minutes to do all that. Your method just described TITANIC KISSING! Can't believe I'm responding to this thread, yeah well, here it is.

C₂H₅OH, what's up? What's going down?

I think FCT should record the highest number of armed robbery unless the term "armed" means something else. 172 is just 1% of the robbers there.

Robbers armed with pen, Ghana-must-go bags and stacks of paper that aren't worth what is typed on them -- that list includes 109 senators the hundreds of House of Rep members and many others at Aso Rock --- or aren't they criminals? "Stealing" is the same as "Robbery"

Highway robbers are "armed" with guns while the politicians are "armed" with pen and big duffel bags. They should update that list.

Lagos is experiencing lesser robbery rate because almost all the youths have become Yahoo boys and the ones who couldn't venture into that, sweetened by the passion for jacking people out of the sweaty and hard earned money, have shifted base to Ogun State, hence, setting off increase in robbery rate on the prowl.

Why is everyone obsessed with virginity? All these virgin ism has got to stop

luxoire:
for others it is a father figure they seek that was not present in their lives

I think if they want a father figure that was never present in their lives, they would have opted more for a godfather. I'm sure if they had a father they will not have slept with them, would they? Although, back in Nigeria, girls don't care who's a godfather and who isn't, they sleep with anyone they have attraction to -- which is a very sad phenomenon

From the context, I'd say the poster is a female, because I rarely think a man would be so confident to air this.

Well, it depends on what you think love means to you, it depends on the kind of environment you have grown in, the people you're surrounded with and what their "love" has done to them. It might probably be a psychological problem based on facts that you've been a lot of people, dear and very close to your heart, get hurt severally and you have often advised them against having relationship. Pathetically, you lost your interest in having relationships a long time ago, suddenly, you thought you don't want to be alone, hence, you need somebody to share some of your time with --- not your heart.

Loving someone could take a lot of time for it to evolve --- not all these kinds of love Nigerian girls propose when they see you stunting in a fast car, but I'm talking about love where your heart races when you think about that one person let alone when you see them. It takes a lot and it's beyond a math test you will have to put into practice, it's a natural feeling that flow through your mind only if you let it. Some women have been so hurt that they have sailed off the coast of love, but somehow, they found themselves navigate back in that zone again -- reasons for which they can't account for. The solution to this is look within yourself and ask what love means to you, what are the ups and the downs, what do you think you can bring forward and what are the qualities you can't deal with. Someone said earlier that love doesn't hurt, newsflash, it does hurt when it's broken. Love doesn't fade but if a relationship lacks the necessary spice, it's bound for doom-land.  Find it so within yourself to know what you want and then let your psyche roll along with it.

I think dating older guys is normal for girls, long as they aren't selling their bodies around, but not much of a difference as 17 years. That's way too high. Girls date older guys for different reasons and they are all justified.

Older guys are matured, incentive, understanding, patient and tend to know how to handle relationships more than guys in their age group -- for those interested in a valid relationship.

Some other girls, do it because of the financial capability. The inability of guys in their age group to provide for their certain needs largely because most of them are yet to be in the working class, prompts some of these girls to date older guys who they believe can should some, if not all, her needs.

Subsequently, some girls in their late 20's, who believe they ought to have been identified with a guy who they can call a fiance, go as far as dating someone who is at least between 7-10 years older than them just so they are sure the man is ready for marriage at the earliest opportunity, this they believe to help their potentiality to get married "soon" and have a "responsible" man as a husband.

Very few of them date older guys for fun --- well, what's the fun when you're old, they ain't that agile as guys in their 20's but whatever it is with them, they are well suited to these girls, although let it be noted, that some girls have got so deep into dating older men that they don't have an idea how it feels to date a guy in their age group.

FL Gators:
Where do these kinda people come from.
I dey fear for married life o. cheii.
No respect for marriage anymore

I don't know what these women want to make out of this world.

[quote author=,amebo no1 link=topic=291392.msg4127034#msg4127034 date=1246587660]and what has my post go to do with you, is your id attention seeker or the seeker?[/quote]Sorry I thought you were calling my attention -- like ATTN: SEEKER! Even if I had noticed you meant "attention seeker" I still would have responded to you that this woman had a thread almost like this one in 2007, so she's no attention seeker. Capiche?

[quote author=,amebo no1 link=topic=291392.msg4126960#msg4126960 date=1246586091]attention seeker[/quote]Yes?

What do I start to do to you? Insult? Praise? Advise? What I don't know! But I gotta start from somewhere somehow.

Rating you a classless LovePeddler is an understatement, but I will describe you as a b***tch who doesn't deserve to breathe the same air other good women breathe. For you to have had guts to come on here and expose your foolery shows how shameless and indifferent you are to your complete decadence of social norms and respect for matrimony. You got a jeep from a man that's screwing your-already-worthless "pot of worms". You are nothing but a cesspool, a total crackdown disgrace to respectable womanhood, a wolf among sheep, a lousy LovePeddler and a low-lifer. Last year if was your brother-in-law, now it's your boss, who else knows who's turn it will be tomorrow? Your cousin? Yes, I believe a woman like you can rape her virgin cousin and still feel she is within moral rights. To cap it all, your husband is just an opportunist, otherwise, how can he explain that he t'took a jeep from you as a birthday gift when obviously he knew you may not basically be able to afford it on your salary, even your tips as being an official LovePeddler wouldn't be enough to buy you a jeep? He didn't take the proper time to check in for details, he's so engulfed with the frenzy of riding a new jeep to his workplace. Well, you know what I think? If you leave that workplace, it will be a looming calamity on your woeful head, your official customer will have been told you gave the car to your husband and trust me, if I am in his shoes, I will have some urchins corner him one day and beat him black and blue and take the Jeep from him --- I believe he'd do that if he knows.

Keep enjoying the fun while it lasts and unveils. Have you seen the movie "UNFAITHFUL"? Go and see that movie. I watched it twice and I so hated women, took me a long while for me to come to terms that it was just a movie, but then, this is one of such cases. If you tell your husband, like everyone else has advised, it doesn't matter your marriage will still come to an abrupt and messy end, if you don't, the fate is still the same-- so what do you care?

You have been stripped off of dignity. Shameless pig!

@Poster

That's the best thing for you bro. If it's a Nigerian, let me add, have you been quick to forget that some of these sugar mummies use young guys for money rituals to boost their financial status? Money ritual isn't a mere superstition, it's for real!

Let us be realistic.

There are three classes of people defacing Nigeria --- our politicians, yahoo yahoo boys and don't forget, drug peddlers. I shall deliberate a little in the context at which this post is made.

First of all, yahoo boys shouldn't be blamed for whatever image this country is seen as in the international community === I'm not a big fan of YY boys either but I still think they are coming behind our politicians. Even though we think politicians embezzle these funds locally, it's more famous overseas than the so-called yahoo!

Yahoo is most popular in UK, US, Canada and some parts of Netherlands. Asia hasn't really experienced but don't forget that Philippines is another principal candidate in internet scams, albeit, Nigeria are just experts in credit cards, checks and bank accounts, which are the most populous financial instruments in the Western and developing world today. We have to ask ourselves, why all of a sudden Yahoo Yahoo has become a poplar phenomenon among youths today back in Nigeria, it's simple, THE GOVERNMENT!

Our government even lacks better international relations with other countries, it is despicable too, to note that our colonial masters don't even recognize us well enough to grant us visas unless we have to take the fraudulent means of making fake documents to entice them to allow us in, whereas, India are free flowers into the Queens territory. Who do we blame that on? The youths or the government?

Furthermore, recently we heard about the governors' proposed "governing" studies meant to be studied in Harvard, what light do you think that portrays us? Nigeria isn't the only country with bad norms, there are other countries worse than we are, even United States. We have cases of identity fraud around here and mostly are perpetrated by US citizens --- so what's the fuss about Nigerian Youths.

What did anyone say about the money our politicians stash away to their Swiss bank accounts? Do you think the international community doesn't know about this? Yahoo is nothing compared with the menace the government has done to this country, yet, they are busy proclaiming this "RE-BRANDING" nonsense, the only place that happens is at Cadbury when they re-brand Bournvita.

Until our government render selfless services, that is when our dear country Nigeria will start to gain international respect. It's a shame how some Nigerians here are being treated like criminals when in fact, all the blames could be heaped on the government. Fraud has long existed in Nigeria since the days of IBB.

I hope someday, sanity sets its stand in Nigeria again and we can start to breathe and walk in peace outside our shores. God bless Naija!!

Nice cake. Happy Birthday!

Bleep the haterz, sh*t on the cynics, look behind and have a loud laugh at your detractors, why? Because you've won another annual match where you've been awarded another brand new year. Happy birthday!!!!

Now let's echo and sing ,

Happy birthday to you uuuuuuuu ,

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=291362.msg4124541#msg4124541 date=1246548436]How exactly are the situations different?
If the guy is in nigeria then a big NO, but outside the country it would be more plausible.[/quote]e
If it's outside the country there's nothing absolutely wrong with it, but in Nigeria, everything is wrong with it and no matter how hard they turn their deaf ears to criticisms, the relationship is destined to doom. I reiterate, therefore, that if he's outside Nigeria, he should get in quick if he's sure she loves him --- if she doesn't love him truly, well, there are other gains for him, don't ya think?

cescfab:
As long as their rich man is in control i can't see any coach staying more than 6month at chelsea even Sir Alex or Arsene so expect the exit of the new coach anytime.

Yes you're right but if the coach performs rather bright, there's a good chance such manager will be retained for some more time, don't ya think?

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=291362.msg4124406#msg4124406 date=1246547173]Guys relax, the lady might actually be for real. Remember demi moore and ashton. [/quote]I don't believe so! Situations don't seem the same. They say when something is too good to be true, it usually is.

To be honest, are you using your head at all? A woman of 38 is falling in love with you, 14 years older than you and you're still asking what to do? In all ramifications, the relationship will be a sham and will never work. First off, you don't have as much experience as she does about relationships, she has tested all waters and what have you achieved? Nothing! She just want to use you and at the end of the day, when you may have been assuming you have secured a financial future, she kicks you out back into the Street and you turn to another urchin perturbing the peace of the society! Think stupid!

Krayola:
So is Christianity!!

Back it up with facts

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=288313.msg4123705#msg4123705 date=1246540714]I'aint gat no beef with you man. TRUCE

BTW would you describe yourself as a christian, muslim or an atheist?[/quote]TRUCE!!!!!

I'm a Christian and I roll with just about everyone as long as you got what it takes for anyone to be proud of you. Religion means nothing to me -- the thoughts count though.

@Tudor,

I ain't got beef on you and I never knew you were ATHEIST! If I or anyone else had known, probably they would not have argued with you. No proof whatsoever can sway an Atheist.