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Fourcade: Touch not my Bukky ....she just wants to be the second wife.Isn't there Love in sharing

I bet you wish you were in Tunde's shoes..nyanshing two sisters under the same roof..love in sharing ko hatred in witholding ni

[quote author=Unique!]Our dear Daisy. She was brought to us gift by a family member, whose b.i.t.c.h had lots of them at once. We took her in with excitement. In a short while, she had become like the last born in the family, lol. She was lovable, mischievous, getting into all kinds of trouble. Like magnet, we were all drawn to her. Always playful, and at the same time, her bark alone would send non family members scampering away to safety. But we knew that was all what it was - mere noise. She was a charmer, & she held us spell bound by her limitless energy. Even our strict dad (RIP), was not immune to her charms. March 1999, on a fine morning, we noticed she was not her usual boisterous self. My sister carried her, tried to play with her, but didn't get the usual response. Shortly after, she started vomiting & we now noticed some blood in her vomit. Quickly, we took her to the vet. Too late! She died in the evening, aged just 4yrs. She had been poisoned. We were all inconsolable, my younger sister in particular, who felt an even keener bond with Daisy than anyone else. She cried lots, even days after. Daisy, this is 13 yrs after you have been gone, BUT, you truly were one one a kind!

Our dear Vidal - Big, strong, fierce, loyal, you were a TOP DOG. Many around us never got to really know you. U were feared. Your bark alone was enough to warn off intruders. But we, your owners knew you had a beautiful heart. And, you were loved. You came into our lives August 2000. You actually stole our hearts with your individuality, your zest for life, your loyalty. Your obvious strength was intimidating to many, both man and animal. It was our saddest day one August morning, 2007, when you had to be taken away from us, ia a black plastic bag, dead. You had just been given an overdose of a killer substance by the vet, with our full permission. We could no longer bear to see you suffer from the effects of weak & broken muscles caused by an athritic condition. You had been in pain for so long! We still have lots of fond memories of u. Goodnite Vidal!



....And to you Mojah, Moran and Miley, I hope you guys live to at least 12yrs each, ok![/quote]aww so pathetic.
We used to have a dog back in the 90s.He was brought home as a puppy by my brother against my mum's wish.She later grew a bond with him. Iklah(that was his name)was loved by everyone.Anyway I got back from the hairdresser's that fateful day and met Iklah by the door,still.I shook him but no response.I called my mum's attention to it.She checked him and confirmed him dead..I cried my eyes out that day,even as a little girl he meant so much to me..later learnt he was poisoned.that was in 1996 and the last time we had a pet

I couldn't agree more with pendo89,He could be keeping it to help you overcome your fear..what I don't subscribe to is he taunting you with it.There are nicer ways he could achieve that without being an arse..or maybe he wants you to learn(to live with it) the hard way.Not cool all the same.Sit him down and reiterate your fear to him .Guess he would work with you to overcome it .
Most importantly be open-minded about conquering this fear as you can't be sure your next boss or professor wouldn't keep a moustache .

Reuben2012: and[b] started begging me[/b]

shows she's sorry.forgive her.it's not enough for you to end the relationship.

Bukky is such a bi*ch.Wish the fictitious character could be made real so I could skin her alive.Gosh!I hate her

thanks sexy,I'm much better now

Idowuogbo: U are 27 in d uk= OLD and CLOCK TICKING!

Quit telling urself u young, u are NOT!

She never said she's still young.she was being sarcastic with[i][/i]27yrs young.

neyostica: I agree, at 27, you shud be in serious relatnshp

she does know she should be in a serious relationship ,that's the reason she came up with this thread if I'm not mistaken.
@OP for one thing ,correct your notion about Mr right cause he does not exist.the best you can get is a real man that can be baked into your mr right .I don't know the standard you have set for your real man apart from the basic ofcourse..but if you feel everyman you meet is lacking in these extra bits,you might need to cut it down a bit..not necessarily settling for less but working with what you can cope with(if you know what I mean)and there are plenty of black guys who are ready to settle down in the UK as much as Nigeria.Pls ,pls don't become too desperate as to take any rash decision.
I wish you all the best.

freecocoa: And here i am thinking of moving abroad to get a husband,guess i'll have to reconsider.

there is just a 7 -day gap between the 9th and the 16th .Apparently she's been through a lot of stress which is causing the irregularity in her period..there are a few questions to ask though
1)Has she had unprotected sex in the last 1month
2)Has her period always been regular?

Though the answers would not justify if or not she's pregnant but they could be used to measure the chances.
Having said that,I think there's nothing to worry about just yet.She should try more tests,eat and live well.The period would come just fine(if the tests are negative)

Some people are not fit to be human..there shall be no peace for the wicked.This inhumane act must not be swept under the rug,the perpetrators of this abominable act must be fetched and brought to book.justice must prevail..may the soul of the little girl rest in peace.so sad!

you passed it to me now and greedy me,I collected it without thinking ..thanks babe.

This new story promises to be just as good if not better than jagged edge..What a family of whores!I suspect there are some hidden truths about Dupe's past which are far from pleasant though she seem the only sane one for now. ..enjoying the story so far.thanks for giving me something to relish on my sick bed.:-)

I'm with Killz on this.What do you want with him though ,a fling or a long lasting relationship?if it's the latter, you could start with being friends with him avoiding any form of romantic attachment ,that would let you know his intent . And the break he's on with your former room mate,is it a permanent break or they are just 'testing the waters'.If there's any hope of them getting back together then just forget about him cuz I'm sure you don't want her(former roommate) trouble

Should the age difference really be a question, afterall she's not older than you and shouldn't love be the reason why you want to settle down with her. I wonder why you got into a relationship with her in the first place and if something as insignificant as the 2yrs gap between you two is bothering you so much little wonder how you would run a home.

digitalgeorgy: he is!! And ur answr is wrong!!

Dr Precious is a female so none of them lied.

domwas2: I told her daughter wasn’t around. Her mother told me she likes me a lot and she will like me to marry she daughter, but her daughter’s eyes is still outside. And that, she (mother) would advise me to try love potion for her daughter if truly I love her because she won’t want me to lose her daughter to bad guys splashing money on her and[b] notwithstanding her ex-husband who is my girl’s husband did same thing to her.( wow I'm surprise )[/b]

I don't understand what you mean by this.In any case if the love is mutual and she's meant to be yours,nothing will keep her away.Don't use any diabolical or fetish means to win her over.

what a beautiful ending to a lovely story.You sure deserve an award dear.keep the writing up!

The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade.
My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think

I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office.
While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would
give
the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to
go
back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained
to
him
and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnny: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Johnny can go
to
the third-grade."
Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Johnny both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Johnny, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Johnny: "Pockets."
Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Johnny: "Pants"
Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid?
Johnny: Coconut
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer,
Johnny was taking charge.
Johnny: Bubblegum
Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and
a
dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer...
Johnny: Shake hands
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up.
I
get wet before you do.
Johnny: Tent
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The
best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Johnny: Wedding Ring
Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Johnny: Nose
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver.
Johnny: Arrow
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot
of
heat and excitement?
Johnny: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send Johnny to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

An aggressive woman speaker was addressing a large group and said, "Where would man be today if it were not for woman?" She paused a moment and looked around the room. "I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?" From the back of the room came a voice, "He'd be in the Garden of Eden eating strawberries."

I went to the bathroom earlier! I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next toilet saying: 'hi, how are you?' I'm not the type to start a conversati0n in the restroom but I duno what got in2 me so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
'I am doing 'just fine'
And the other person says: 'so what are you up to?'
What kinda question is that??at that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say : 'uhhhh, I'm like you, nature dictates!
'
At this point I'm tryna get out as fast as I can, but nature hadn't let go as yet when I hear another questi0n.
'Can I come over?'...Gosh!! whaaAAAt??this question is just 2 weird 4 me but I figured I could jst b polite and end the conversati0n. I say:
No...You know I am busy right now, I guess u are busy t0o!!!

hen, I hear the person say nervously.....
'Listen, ill have to call you back. There's an idiot in the next toilet who keeps answering all my questions O_O

LADY: Hi,good afternoon
RADIO STATION: Good afternoon,what can we do for you?
LADY: Please,I'll like to get two tickets for the AY LIVE show this weekend
RADIO STATION: Well,you'll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air&make them belive it.
LADY: That's ok
RADIO STATION: Are you married? Do you have kids?
LADY: Yes,I have a son
RADIO STATION: Gud,you will call your husband&tell him he is not d father of ur son. LADY: Wow,that's a big one.
RADIO STATION: Well it depends on how bad you want the tickets and anyway we will be live on air listening and step in to tell him it's all prank.
LADY: Ok,let's do this cause I really want d tickets.
RADIO: Ok,where is he right now?
LADY: He's at d office. His number is...(radio station calls the husband)
LADY: Helo Love!
HUSBAND: Hi Baby!
LADY: How is work?
HUSBAND: Gud,can't wait to get back home&make sweet luv 2u.
LADY: Me too! But em...dia's something I need 2 tell you.
HUSBAND: Ok I'm all ears dear!
LADY: You know I luv u?
HUSBAND: Yes I do!
LADY: And we promised 2 always be sincere 2 each oda?
HUSBAND: Yes we did,u're startin 2 scare me dear,pls,what's this all about?
LADY: Something happened in my office Nine years ago.
HUSBAND: what happened?
LADY: The annual xmas party we had in d office 9yrs ago I got drunk&had sex wit a co-worker...em,u are not d father of our son.
HUSBAND: What! Lady: I just felt u should know.
HUSBAND: Are u crazy?
LADY: I'm sori luv,I jst needed 2 get it off my chest.
HUSBAND: I can't believe dis.
LADY: am sori luv,pls 4giv me.
HUSBAND: You want 4givnes? Ok u av to 4giv dis,I have been sleepin with ur sista for d past 5yrs.
RADIO STATION: Oh God!
LADY: What did u just say?
HUSBAND: You heard me,we just confessed our sins to each other,Is there someone dia with you?
RADIO STATION: Sir,dis is prank fm & u are on air.We asked ur wife to play a prank on u so u guys can get tickets to go watch d A.Y live show dis weekend.
HUSBAND: Oh shit!

A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor. "You bustard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!

walexydon: Not bad...
jokes:
A 72 yr old man wz Makıng luv 2 a 27yr old lady when he started Shakıng badly nd d lady asked Hım "wats wrong darlyn" nd d man replıed "ı dont knw ıf am Comıng or Goıng".

Another riddle:
Imagine ur Grandpa on his sick bed n he called u 4 his last earthly words saying "my grandson/daughter, I left for u 10million naira in in in in in..." Then he dies without completing his words. Wat would u do?

Ow can U̶̲̥̅̊ make seven even

make seven even by removing the letter S

@freecocoa you are yet to respond to my friend request .naijasexy you are too much ..I love you( no homo)

babe!see the way you're killing peeps with this story..you are just awesome!what really inspired this story?

doublecross: ali is the son of akram, therefore akram is the wife of alis father. right?

walexydon: By my calculations...i got 10990...not sure abt it tho
Here is another tricky 1: ali is d son of akram. Therefore, akram is d _________ of ali's father

Also post ur riddles 2!!!

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;Dkitty kat you are such a joke,I wonder how you pass examinations..@naijasexy,biko nne..We've all attempted the quiz.continuation biko

Thought I could sneak in and out of this thread without being noticed apparently not.Guess I just have to answer the questions
a)just as freecocoa said,Simi is more of the reserved type and a sweet one
b)Probably some toes he stepped on in the past that of course is if it's not Ibro's father's political opponent(s)
c)Not really,or maybe I'm a bit like Simi (character-wise)

We communicate in english language,he barely speaks yoruba but I sometimes chip in yoruba mostly when I want to call him all 'dem' petnames.

This is inhumane..this guy is indeed from the pit of hell.he's evil!Infact a death sentence is not enough punishment.how mean! May the lord deliver us from evil men.

Babe,this suspense is killing..pls post more in quick succession..we are enjoying the toriii so tey ..

unbranded0029: My gud people of NL, i want 2 appreciate u all for ur contributions, suggestions and counsels over my situation i brought b4 u here last week. I told d story of my fiancee whom i hv bn assisting, but she finds it dificult 2 appreciate my little efforts. Here is d situation at present. As some of u suggested, I felt human, called her 2 knw d level as per her skul fees. She started playing pranks, posting me on two occasions that she would tell me d details later. After d second time, i said shooo, do i now need 2 beg her 2 accept my hard earned money? No way! 2 days later, i wrote her a text (since she would b reluctant to listen 2 me), pouring out my mind on d whole issue and opting 2 now retain my assistance until she decides if she wants my help or not. Since then i blackd out, havnt called her and wasn't ready to. Clearly i felt 2 help not because i expect 2 marry her, but because posterity has a way of remembering d gud we did unappreciated. Today, she sent me a text with d following content. "gud mornin, we re starting our exams on 14th of May. If u want 2 help me 4 my skul fees, u let me know. If u re not willing 2 help, tel me. I am with half of d skul fees now. Thank u" Guys in as much as i'm not a saint in all of this, is d above d tone to seek a fiance's assistance in such matter. I am sure, she was exploring other options wen she refusd to giv me update on d fees. But now it seems it wasn't succesful afterall, and that's why she now wants it. I tel u, if she had gotten d money frm elsewher, sh would hav told me that mine's no longer necesary. One thing i knw she thinks is, i neva wanted to giv her in d first place and that's why am dragging. I knw her wel 2 alwez find a way 2 acuse me of not willing to help wen it was clearly her impatience that brought up all this. At her 200 level she did same thing, acusd me of not wiling to. Has no idea wot it takes to make money in Lagos and pay all d bills. Hers is i want u 2 help me over this and now. Once it takes a litle time, u re no longer wiling. Am fed up and no longer interested in d relationship 4 d fear of d worst in d future. Bt i feel 4 her because she won't sit 4 d exams without d fees paid. Please, in ur humble opinion do u think i shld help her or run as far as my legs can carry me? Thanks 4 alwez being there?

Judging from the reply ,she sounds like you are begging to help and the tone doesn't reflect one of appreciation.Now,there are two sides to a story and all we can read is one part,your part of the story.My question!have you at any point made her feel she's where she is because of you,either in words or deeds or do you constantly remind her that you are her saviour(education wise)?.. Even though this could be true,if you are always hitting on it,you might have crushed her ego hence the reason for the acts otherwise I'd just say she is an ingrate.