₦airaland Forum

udysweet:
Hey people,good morning! I do hope our night went well? I guess most people are out on d road(esp for our lasgidi peeps)to work and our other business endeavours?Be safe pls and be alert(pickpockets and robbers are really vexing dis periods,so guards ur bags and pockets well)
Really wish I cld do a roll call dis morning but afraid I might omit some names,so mak una pardon me as I group every one.
@klassik,no be small o. Jah pikin,so tay @missbronze don catch d Jah rastafari bug,lol! Na only una waka come,so kontinuu,hahaha.
@Magneto,mbok help us send small of dat okpa come lagos via waybill. Ejo sir,lol! I've eaten dat thing a few times,and it was very nice esp wen hot but der are times I've bought and I want to cry,cos it was horrible! But I beliv dat one u guys are talking about,winks!
@Toks2008,if I no mention any,I must tuale u o. Infact I dey pray to see u soon,na for centre of road I go stand,stamp leg for ground,raise my two hands for air lik dos alayes wey wan tuale d "baba alaye" of every every(infact I wan go understudy some of dos agberos for my area,lool)hope u good dear?
@nouvelle,I must mention u too(esp now dat u want to go bak to d sidelines,because of ur status,lol)hop u gud sis?I read a bit of ur diary session,nice write up,infact am considering writing one too but erm......lol! Pls feel free to always mingle wit us(heck wen I get married and dis thread still on,I'll be visiting still jo,except una wan ban me,lol)
K guys,enough of my epistle. I wish you all,a great day and a wonderful weekend.*hugs and kisses,muah!*

Oh my..udy my sweet akwa ibom lady how you dey?

iliyande:
My current girlfriend wants sex every night and I don’t keep up.I have these feelings she’s a nymphomaniac. We’ve been together a couple of months and there is no sign her ardor is slowing down.

It’s great to have a woman who is so into me but I’m finding it hard to keep up with her demands. Sometimes it’s difficult to get an erection and I’m even wondering whether men can fake an orgasm like women do.





http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/help-cant-satify-my-girlfriend-who-wants-sex-every-night/

Nairaland is fast becoming a joke and the mod who put this on fpage is morally bankrupt.

Please what is there to gain from thi pooh?

depressedsoul:
thanks. your number is off tho

lol just send the details and i will get them

depressedsoul:
done. thanks

sEND THE DETAILS I REQUESTED TO 08023146046

rEMEMBER THAT PRIDE IS OUR PROBLEM IN nIGERIA and if we remove laziness and pride,you can always hustle your way.

Whatever i give is just to get you on the road to look for any menial jobs and pray to find one.I have gone through all your threads and trust me, you cant continue to create threads on this isue so pray to GOD and just go out there to do whatever you have to do to make ends meet ok.

depressedsoul:
hello kindly reach me on 09098118289 or nairalandder@gmail.com

ok i will.

I have studied this country and i have realized that our youths are ready to do the least degrading menial work but even this type of job is hard to find.

Even workers are not paid and state Governors just announced that they can no longer pay 18k minimum wage so what are we talking about?

Bro just pray hard and go out to do any crazy menial job you can do and even if you have to sell stuffs in trafic just do anything legit to earn a living. but please leave the taught of suicide because it will be a waste to suffer on earth and end up in hell...GOD IS ABLE

Ioannes:
his performance or non-performance as a minister will determine that.

Yeah

depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.

when i read stories like this,i weep inside because even if others dont belive you,i do because i just did a due diligence on you...you registereed this user id on the 1st of november hence the reason for that choice of name.

Bro this is a crazy woerld where no one cares for you,the government does not care,the churchee do not care and nairaland as a forum cares less and maybe if you were on linda ikeji's blog i can bet she will do something about your case.

I weep everyday when i see guys in their 30s wasting away and i shake my head when i see guys and even ladies flood baba ijebu stands to try their luck,many youths have spent thousands playing sports betting yet there is a program i know that people who are involved make N4360 just by getting people to join but nairaland will not allow this system to be advertised because of the myopic mindset of the mods.

Bro please get in tough with seun and ask him to do due diliogence on you and maybe he could help.

Send me a pm and give me your account details..i belive a small amount will help you feed for a day or two and i hope others will follow suit.

Our youths are sufering in silence and it seems nobody cares..please do not think suicide, there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

db10dtruth:
Fellows I need help.

During my early uni days I got carried away by extra activities which pretty much cost me academically and even if I am among the best in my dept my result suffered, as a result my CGPA was embarrassing to say the least.

Upon resuming 300 Level, a good friend of mine did not resume, after a few weeks I was worried as you would expect so I traveled down to his family's house to inquire since his number was not going through and was told about his sad demise. He had an accident which cost him his life. I was saddened by what had happened because he was really good and was most probably the 4 best student in the dept, strong CGPA, a 2.1, he was really good not just academically but he had pure natural talent and the way I see it was the hope of his family.

On my way back so many thoughts were running through my mind....my result is poor and there's absolutely no way I can improve on that and still graduate with a 2.1 or even a 2.2 so I made a resolution.

On getting to the hostel I reflected on the whole thing and decided not to tell anyone but our course adviser. My friend was not the type that socialize, some persons in the dept don't even know him that well. He does all his things low-key, he's a very private person so I made an arrangement with our course adviser where I managed to convince him that it will be a shame if he's hard work is allowed to go to waste and amount to nothing, as usual with financial persuasion he allowed me to write his exams, I wrote both our exams until graduation where I graduated with a 3rd class and him a 2.1.

To cut a long story short, I did a change of name and began using his result; all this without anybody's knowledge but me and our course adviser.

It was very complicated but somehow I managed to use his result and even studied abroad with it, got my masters and other professional certificate before I got a 6 figure job in Lagos and came back home.
Ever since I got back I have been doing really well for myself and I have gone as far as taking good care of his family financially as well as training his siblings in school and presently sponsoring 2 in the university. I rented an apartment and bought his dad a car, I know it will never suffice for what their son may have done but I'm only trying the little I can to compensate for their loss as well as for pretending to be their son without their knowledge.

About 8 months ago I met a girl and we fell in love, we've been dating and 2 months ago I pooped the question and she accepted. We've been making our wedding arrangements but ever since I feel I have been hiding my real self from her and decided to tell her what I did many years ago. Initially there was no reaction but then this week she came to me and said she cannot get married to a fraud and gave me back the ring.
I'm scared and confuse she may ruin everything, she may reveal my secret which obviously will get me fired and most definitely a jail time. I don't know what to do, I have tried to reason with her and have done way too many explanations but she's not bulging. I don't want to go to jail and I don't want to lose my job. I'm really confuse. What can I do to change her mind or make her not to tell on me or get me fired or even worse go to jail?

Please I need help, real help please....you guys should share your wise words. I can't tell any of my friends, I can't tell anyone about my secret, this is the only place I can pour our my heart and seek advice.

I am dying inside. I have gone through a lot living this life of lie and its so hard but I cannot come clean, not now maybe not ever.


Cc: Lalasticlala

A perfect excuse for herr to leave you...she never loved you...take it or leave it...im not implying that you didd no wrong by impersonating but she would have at least give you the chance to confess to the parents of the boy and pray they dont take it up..

I have learned a long time ago that while its good to be sincere,most ladies appreciate lies more than truth...quote me anywhere.

Hard work is good but the grace of God is paramount.

If i see olamide i will slap him for corrupting our children with lewd lyrics and mbrace him for his doggedness.

As for some of these music stars..i reserve my comment cos some of them have sold their soul to satan for fame and fortune...dont quote me.

magneto:
My oga at d center! I'm only being a decent gentleman to our lovely sistas...the world needs more gentlemen don't u agree?

indeed

Rapmoney:
For years, this Nigerian artiste thrilled us with bunches and dozens of trash! Many Nigerians actually spent this time dancing to his 'beats' filled with meaningless statements as lyrics!!! . It became so annoying when people who know nothing about good music and the generes of music in general started referring to TerryG as a hip-hop artiste!!! What an insult to hip-hop!!! Though, that didn't disturb me much because I know a lot of Nigerians don't even know how to classify music/songs.

When TerryG started this music thing some years back, he was producing and doing RnB. According to him, he wasn't selling records; he decided to 'commercialize' not only his songs but also his life. He introduced all he could into his music...flagrant display of weed smoking, drinking, celestial church bell ringing (Akpako) and other stuffs. After that, he became popular and was riding on the wings of commercial music. For TerryG, the sky was the only limit! .

Today, the irrelevance of this artiste in the Nigerian music industry is very clear; in fact, it is as clear as DSTV!!! . The young man doesn't have anything else to talk about; his weed, drink, Mr bling bling, bell ringing and other stuffs have not been able to save him. That is what is obtainable when one commercializes his music and loses his talent in the process!!! No matter how commercial you go, always remember to keep your talent intact. I know so many Nigerian artistes that are no longer heard after a short time because they either lost their talent or lacked real talent in the first place I believe Wizkid, Davido and some other music folks would still be in the limelight even in years to come because they still retained elements of their talent and sanity musically! As far back as year 2000, I was nodding my head to songs by the likes of Lil Wayne, Jay-Z, etc. Today, it may interest you to know that I am still doing that...and proudly too. Why? It is because they do commercial music but still retained their talent! They do music that suit the American populace, even down to Asia and Africa!!!

Nigerian artistes should learn how to be creative to stay relevant! It is not all about dishing out beats and crazy senseless lyrics to members of the public!!! Where is D'Smart that dis that song about pikin that wanted to drink small stout? No where to be found because he lacked real talent. He was only there to pick the few Naira notes he could while the fake fame lasted!

Recently, some artistes have reared their heads from no where and have started dishing out meaningless trash to the public. Let's see if the 'Share the gala, share the cake' artistes will still be relevant in the industry in the next two years!!!

Hasty conclusion.

The fact that he has not released new songs does not mean he is off the market.

timmyblast:
seriously, so this topic aint sane enough, right?

In the world of morale standards,it is very insane and this poo of a thread the mod foolishly put on front page will only teach our daughters and your sister or daughter that sex for love or marriage is cool.

If what i just wrote makes no sense to you then i rest my case.

Pavore9:
All those outlets hoarding theirs will now prefer to sell than losing everything!

Omo you need to come to my area and you will see nuctural filling stations selling only at night and at 100naira wwith adjusted dispensers and during the day,they will never sell...

We are our own enemies in this country.

timmyblast:
A friend of mine was telling me how he proposed to his girlfriend. According to him, they have been together for 2 years. There is love between them but the relationship has a clause "NO SEX" no complain, they have both been living on that. The much awaited question is suppose to have been asked (WILL YOU MARRY ME) but wasn't forth coming.

Fast forward to this faithful day. It finally happened. They made love. So the next meeting my guy proposed to her. She was shocked and not shocking.

My Questions: is he RIGHT or WRONG? Is it an end time thing LASISI.

Lalasticl.ala am not asking for frontage, just saying hi.

I actually had high regard for this lalasticiala mod guy but these days he keeps disappointing me.

If you are reading this please note that this has nothing to do with my fantastic and morally impacting threads not making front page cos trust me,im not a front page freak but please this forum is visited by millions all around the world hence the need to digest the content of a thread before taking it to the front page and i really dont know the morale lesson behind this poo and others like..i cheated and he wants me back....i have regular sex with a pretty married lady....gosh please enough of these trashy threads on fpage.

Please lets have saner threads on fp and save nairaland avoidable embarrassment.

Saturn213:
Seun Lalasticlala Mukina2

This poster has broken rule 1 ,2 and 3. Can you kindly delete the post and deal with the poster


Thanks

lol please leave that toddler...not every poster on nairaland is mentally ok so just ignore as i also did.

Gbawe:
Indeed. I remember saying before the elections that Nigerians will be shocked and dumbfounded when Jonathan is ousted and revelations begin to come in about how much him and his cronies looted. Conservative estimated propose that at least $60 billion was looted under GEJ. I think the real sum is higher than that given the nature of the free-for-all every crook engaged in under GEJ.

And fair enough i believe Buhari is trying his best not to bring Jonathan down but the way things are going,he just might be mplicated as it seems he actuallly alllowed these loothings to take place right under his nose.

greatfoly:
Oga o
some people have tirelessly looted this nation to the brim. looting in billions under GEJ only..
Another term for Gej would have collapsed this nation, Alhamdulillah that didn't happen.
May Allah (swt) help us reposition this great nation for good.

I am weeping as i write this.
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MhizRonny:
ladies only pls 7A8C32F4

From where to where? you miss road?

magneto:
Tuale to u, beautiful nubian queen! Ur a delight to this honorable gathering . Wish u a fun filled week!

KAI! SEE VIBES...This guy go sabi woo ladies with powerful lyrics o..nubian kwpa

ddshow:
Baba, don't let me fight you o! Udysweet is my love, Siamia is my honey....don't trespass abeg.

How's your day been?

LOBATAN!

Fine boy tho..but I want to see how he will look at 40...At his age i was several times cuter.

Omotayor123:
Haba!!!

Yes o...imagine where succulent sexy single lady like you dey make i kon go dey sleep with a married lady...kojoo!

oganamaster:
Hello Peeps,

I have this problem That Needs urgent advice, I Have been having sex with a very Pretty married lady. It all started since 2010 and this has gone unnoticed For a very long while now, I Want to stop But don't know how to Stop. Pls responsible responses only.

You see other sweet unmarried ladies but na marrred woman dey hungry you...

THUNDER WEY GO KILL YOU DEY DO PRESS UP...

hopeless idiot and may another guy strraff your wife too for years...olorburuku okunrin...

i have a very sweet lookng 23yr old married lady who have been frends with even beforee she got married but even now that her hubby is outside the country andd she is so vulnurable.. toldd hr pont blank that i will nevr make th mistake of even thinkng about us gttng close.

show me a man without sexual discplne and wll show you a man without self worth.

It s one thing to be a philanderer and a diifferentt ball game to get down with a marred lady when we have countless number of sweet sexy singlee lades ever wllng to mngle.

Bro you are fnshef.

ikombe:
my side na 12K

lol

I laugh in igala language wen some people say they pay 3k or more a month for phcn....

well i dont know the light situation in your area but except i see at least 10hr supply daily for 1mnth i will nver pay above 2k even if they bring 50k mnthly bill.....stupid people

It is only in Nigeria that a service provider will increase subscription in anticipation of a better service but in the real sensible world...they do pay as you use so that you dont have issues and they would rather invest to give a better service before increasing subscription.

We are living in bondage in this country and even the rich are living in more bondage because they spend so much for what they should have easy access to.

Firefire:
Interesting...



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The suffering is REAL![/size]

A gotv staff called me and asked why i have not subscribed for months...i simply told him that until they introduce pay per view,it will be a double waste for me to subscribe and also buy fuel to power my gen cos i wan watch cable channel. I would rather relax and read rather than burn fuel to watch a paid tv when tvc and ontv dey there to watch freely.

This country is in a mess and fashola needs to put on his thinking cap...trust me,if we can have steady supply,unemployment will reduce drastically as corporate entities will save more money to pay more staff,enterprenures will save more money and low scale industries will thrive well..

Even gangsterism will reduce cos wen i was young,once there is light,we all sit at home watching movies and lovely tv programs but once Nepa takes light,we will all come out and start strolling around in groups and constituting nuisiance to girls and the neighborhood.

Too many merits are attached to regular supply.

fourfunmi:
Tuale to you all...
Yesterday was mega-stressfull for me; I couldn't even come online.
How are you all doing? I trust you all had a wonderful weekend!
@Toks2008, @udysweet, @vivaciousvivi, @bleble14, @halexito, @magneto, @op, @gidola....etc +@everyoneiforgottomention....I wish you all a wonderful week...

God bless you sis

udysweet:
@nouvelle I no mind o,lol! How you been sis? I quite undertsnad why u ddnt want to join. But its still gud to hav u here,we cld use a bit of ur knowledge in marriage life so dat wen we too settle down (by His grace)we wld hav gotn som ideas to help our homes.
@klassik @DDshow @Toks2008 @Torqque7 @sparkles00@ @fourfunmi @gratefulme40(I presume seun on d group right) @Halexito @bleble(be able colleague in d biz,lol) @vivaciousvivi(I too lik dis name,lol) @Lolu20(were u put head) @magneto (u got super powers too,lik in d comic books,lol) @neoapocalypse(my resurfaced frnd,lol) @bisjosh(our new entrant) @missbronze(abg let's change it to diamond jo,lol) @sonofananimal @bluepearls @melsan @ucnwafor(anoda new entrant) and to @Op,I say a happy sunday to y'all.
@Toks2008,padi mi to sure ju,ema binu simi ejo sir,lol.
And finally,abg I no see Melish again,wat hapnd? I do hope she's ok tho?
I hope u guys hav prepared for d week ahead? Enjoy the remaining part of d weekend. Plenty kisses and hugs to y'all
PS: abg if I no mention ur name,don't be offended mbok,na oversight cause am(I never chop o cos my gas finish halfway and d fud no cook b4 e finish,so my eyes dey see tripple,loool)

Udy my tittat bawoni?

confamgist237:
Aunty linda... Na ur mate she be oooo...

Your mate dey ur family... With lovely husband.. U dey show mansion...

Awon parent ee ti fi period eee shey ritual...


Aunty linda go and marry...

Must you...huh!

Omotayor123:
Nice one!

Thanks my lovely yoruba natural beauty...only you one...long time dearie..hope you are good.