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SultanOfAbia:
Today i go a huge funds transfered to my account.
But for some reason im not happy
I no longer feel horrny like i used to fell 24/7 when i was broke.
I cant explain it
Before i recieved the alert
i was simping and chatting with one babe
Immediately i saw the alert, something in me changed.
I stopped replying her and even shouted at her to free me when she called to ask why im neglecting her replies.

When i was broke, i was always horrny and simping.
But now i have 6 digits it just changed something in me. Like i feel so much confidence, and no longer intrested in chatting with women unless its sex.
What is wrong with me?

Eyanbahose:
what about it?

Anobella:
Guys I think I am battling with short term memory m not sure

Whenever u tell me something I forget them easily sometimes in 10 mins or twins I have forgotten. Someone told me to take supplements which h I have done and isn't working .... its rely affecting my job ryt now cus m hard working but I forget easily and it pains me down whenever I forget....


Guys what do u think I can do

tessybrown:
Share your experience…

As for me have not o ,I dunno but am still hoping to get those butterflies

chariisGRACE:
I was given 3 minutes

The reason was because:

Back then in GCDC, PH, we were taking a test of which I was the first to finish the test.

On submitting the answer sheet, I went back to my sit, brought out my notebook from my school bag to check if the answers I gave were correct.

After checking them, on returning the notebook, the teacher saw me, and he asked me to come out and kneel down (he taught that I was returning my 'intel chip') after which 6 strokes landed on my back with instructions that I must rewrite the test.

Lemme quote him.

"Go back to your sit, tear out a sheet of paper. I give you 3 MINUTES to submit..."

From that day...

How about you, how did it start?

MONEY247:
Please I need inputs on this family....
I had issues with my previous, school....
I didn't write the last jamb.... but would like to gain entry into university.... this year.,

So I googled,I saw noun university...

Can I get a first, degree... that would make me employable..... with this noun certificate



Please I need response...!!

MONEY247:
Please I need inputs on this family....
I had issues with my previous, school....
I didn't write the last jamb.... but would like to gain entry into university.... this year.,

So I googled,I saw noun university...

Can I get a first, degree... that would make me employable..... with this noun certificate

Definitely yes. It's a federal university. You should be ready to study hard too. I mean on your own- it's more like a correspondence in developed countries. I mean the likes of Open University UK and Open University in Australia.

Please I need response...!!

Dynamicboss:
Catalytic Converter reduces harmful emission such as hydrocarbons, nitrogen oxide and carbon monoxide through redox reaction but DOESN'T reduce fuel consumption.

What reduces fuel consumption are; OEM standard for tyre air pressure, apply brake carefully, good 02 sensors, quality oil for engine maintenance, quality fuel, don't idle too long, don't throttle carelessly, When vehicle is on top speed, use AC, don't keep too much loads on your boot, don't drive too slow or too fast(with windows down) Etc...

Lalasticlala, mynd44, give this topic more views for discussion.

minexpo:
Oga, i see that as pride..in as much as I try to understand you , I would like to let you know you need people to succeed, a tree cannot make a forest...look around, there are genuine people who are ready to help...some stress can be avoided if you are helped ...

Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

MONEY247:
Hello house.... What is your take.... When you cook do you find it fun filled or stressful....

YoudeyVexme:
Someone who Just did youth service already got a high paying job in nppc, while me that have graduated Since 2010 still struggling to feed from hand to mouth, no properties no thing to call my own. Meanwhile a cousin of mine already own 2 houses this boy I used to dash him 20naira for busicuit early 2008 when I visit my aunty, now he's 22.

Once you asked them for help and they give you once, they won't want to give you again. My heart's boil so hot whenever I see them on wheels driving expensive cars, A boy who doesn't know anything about life is already married with kid on the way. It wasn't like This when I was in my 20s, back then, we had to labour hard...farming, fishing and the rest to make ends meet..

Imagine, I had to go for house hunting last week and we had to wait for the owner of the compound, he arrived a young man expecting me to greet him first. I just called the agent I wasn't interested.. somebody that can't drag age with my youngest brother.

litigator:
In February 2006, Florence Chukwu, an English teacher in Bauchi State seized the Koran of one of her students that was reading the Koran while the English class was in progress in order to ensure that the student concentrate during class. For this professional conduct, a Muslim Mob was incited against her. During the riot that ensued, Florence Chukwu was murdered as well as 20 other Christians.

On 21st of March, 2007, a Muslim mob murdered one Mrs Christiana Oluwatoyin, a female teacher in Government Secondary School, Gombe. HER CRIME? She touched a bag allegedly containing a Koran, eventhough, she did not know that the bag contained a Koran. However, even without asking her, she was declared by the Muslim mob to have desecrated the Koran. Hence, Mrs Christiana Olwatoyin was murdered in cold blood.

In July 2016, the wife of a Deeper Life pastor told a Muslim man praying right at the front of her shop to move away as he was obstructing her customers. It should be noted that the the pastor's wife had repeatedly told the said Muslim man not to pray at the the front of HER SHOP. However, for some strange reason, he persisted. On this particular day, the lady insisted that he should leave and for this, he accused her of blasphemy, incited a mob against her and murdered her.

There are countless instances where these senseless riots and violence had been incited in Northern Nigeria. Shall I reference the religious riots and killings that took place in the North Nigeria, simply because a white man in one of the Scandinavian countries drew a cartoon of the prophet or shall I talk about the religious riots and the death of more than 200 of fellow Nigerans because of an article written in This Day News Paper when Silver Bird wanted to host Miss World Beauty Pegeant in Abuja.

Eventhough, I strongly condemn derogatory statements and jokes against the prophet as every reasonable person should, may I note that the responses of my Muslim countrymen engaged in this barbaric riots and murders be condemned and opposed especially, when compared with the responses of their Christian countrymen.

For example, on 27th February, 2013, Nasir El-Rufai stated via Twitter thus: "If Jesus criticizes Jonathan's govt, Maku/ Abati/ Okupe will say he (Jesus) slept with Mary Madgalene" yet Christians kept the peace.

During Easter of 2021, the CEO of Serling Bank named Abubakar Suleiman compared Jesus Christ to our local Agege Bread thus: "AGEGE BREAD, HE ROSE". The Christians' response to his comparison was captured in the Punch News Paper thus: "AGREE BREAD ADVERT: YOUR SINS FORGIVEN, CAN TELLS STERLING BANK".

This write-up is for two purposes, firstly, to beseech my Muslim colleagues on this platform, especially those from the North to speak up and condemn these barbaric, inhuman and unlawful killings and riots. Especially, in your religious forums where such are taught and encouraged. For I strongly believe that if these killings are to be stopped, enlightened minds such as you are, must be at the fore front of the discuss. Your Muslim brothers would rather listen to you on this matter than listen to a Christian. We all owe the duty of peace, law and order to our beloved nation Nigeria. Atiku Abubakar (Former VP) condemned the killing via Twitter and facebook, but immediately some youth in Sokoto State declared that they will not vote for him for castigating their action, he deleted the post both on twitter and facebook unless you choose to believe his weak excuse. It should not be said that we turned our back to critical issues such as this for personal gains or politics.

Secondly, if the report that the riotting youth of Sokoto were able to breach the perimeters of the Sultan's palace, who condemned their action and as a result, the Sultan had to flee his palace in the company of security escort because of the violent youth.

I am of the opinion that a sitting Governor or a President maybe chased out of his state by these religious mobs if we do not nip these barbaric actions in the board.

How did we become such a lawless nation?

But then, are Islamic injunctions superior to the provisions of the constitution?

Far from it.

The court has overtime sentenced those court in the acts of death. A very learnt Islamic scholar, now the CJN, had this to say in a decided case.

Credit: C. Uzogara

Threesha:
Who's Ali?

Threesha:
From DM

Cyntie55:
Good afternoon and Happy Sunday Nairalanders.

Ladies please oo, apart from me, who else Love listening to radio? Seriously my friends and family do tell me I have an old woman traits just because I love listening to radio and I'm still in my 20s . I listen to radio on my phone with my earpiece, and I also have a rechargeable radio set.

My favorite radio stations are Raypower and wazobia fm. I know most of their radio presenters names, I do call, participate and contribute to any discussions. Some of the presenters recognizes my voice, once I'm lucky and they pick my call (their phone lines are always busy) the presenter would be like cynthia is that you? Next thing they will ring a bell to celebrate me (especially wazobia fm)...we'll all laugh and focus on the discussion.

Anytime I'm less busy I'm always on my radio, If we're going to church and my Dad is driving, I must turn on the radio in his car, he will jokingly say you this old woman reduce the volume of the radio, Infact he confirmed that I love listening to radio more than him. My brother don tire me sef, his room is just opposite my room, he's used to the sound of my radio.

If my friends were to describe me to a stranger, listening to radio would be part of their description. There are some news I would first listen to on radio before I come across it here on nairaland, I will just be smiling. I commend nairaland, they're also trying when it comes to news.

Truth be told. it gives me this joy and happiness that I'm contributing to matters arising and Nigerians are listening to me on air wherever they are.

Seriously, who else is like that? And when did listening to radio became an old person traits ??

NurseMaryUSA:
With so many scams going on how can an African American female find a serious African man to marry. It doesn't seem like many African men are interested in marrying us.

Gunners89:
Second Wife anyday, anytime

Cosmatikka:
Where were the soldiers kịlled, why was the tribe of the soldiers mentioned by Nigeria unlike soldiers killed by Bandits?

Are They Setting Up Ground To Invade Igbo Land And Massacre More People? The news about the kị́lling of two Military officers is not clear. It is questionable. And I still don't know why people are not asking questions.

Questions like...

How did the kị́llers managed to spot this soldiers among many commuters?
Were they on their private car or public vehicle when they were caught and kị́lled? Where exactly were they kịlled?
Why is it that the report didn't answer that question?
Why say on their way to Imo State when you can mention where they were actually kịlled?
Was it inside Imo State or outside Imo State?
Were they on uniform?
Can someone that has been retired wear military uniforms while travelling?
Will a reasonable person still head to Imo wearing his military uniform with what is happening in Orlu?
How come the kị́llers were too fast to put a call through to the alleged family or friend and post it online? What point are they trying to make?
Are they trying to send out information?

Will IPOB really go after a soldier, kill him or her and make a video saying they did it. And even mention Mazi Nnamdi Kanu's name, when they know that same Mazi Nnamdi Kanu is facing terro-rism charges? Do you think they are this fo-olish or could it be that those believing this lie are the ones that are actually fo-olish?
Even if you don't like IPOB, I still know you can still reason properly.

These things are not adding up. Can't you see it? I think this two soldiers were expendables. One is that they have decided that they want to marry, and the military must at least retire one of them compulsorily. In fact, report say the male soldier have been retired. And this made them expendables. While not ha-rm them and accuse IPOB? After all they are no more in the military.

We have seen Boko Haram kị́ll soldiers and claim responsibility. No terro-rists in the world deny their actions. In all the soldiers kịlled by Boko Haram, Nigerịa military have never mentioned their tribe. So why did Nigerịa military mention the tribe of the slain soldiers? Could it be that it was planned just to achieve one thing. Demonize IPOB? And give room for massacre of Igbo youths?

Could it be that it was done to work on the minds of Igbo soldiers in Nigerịa military? The government know that invading Igbo land will cause uproar and bad blood among the Igbo soldiers in Nigerịa Army. So targeting an Igbo soldiers about to marry will get the Igbo in military annoyed. Meanwhile, an Igbo soldier have already started threatening IPOB online and the screenshot is flying on twitter. Should this be the case, then the plan worked and is still working. With the rate things are going, it seems the government after working on the minds of the Igbo soldiers will be using them against the kị́lling of their own people.

Probably, Igbo soldiers might be taking on ESN and for sure it will be Igbo people against themselves. I think a very high agency is behind the scene controlling events and playing everyone against each other. Southern soldiers were mainly used against Boko Haram and many of these southern soldiers perished. Today, the government is playing on the mindset of the Igbo soldiers so that they can go after their own people and kị́ll each other. What a game.

Now is the time to be vigilant. The government is not only using a dangerous campaign against IPOB, they are preparing ground for the mass-acre of Ndị Igbo. I strongly feel that a lot will start happening. But if you can raise this awareness, it might save lots of souls.

It is certain that IPOB did not kị́ll these soldiers. They were expendables used by the government to prove a dubi-ous point against IPOB.
I advise the government to use referendum to settle the problem of Biafra. Should they go offensive, Nigerịa will be the loser, for this fragile country can't survive a second civil wa-r. Referendum is peace. Finally, I condemn the barbarous killing of these soldiers. Such should not be happening.

Elochukwu Ohagi, Philosopher, Teacher And Activist, 2022.

Fiscus105:
After all, the most important personnels in APC today are bad *boys of PDP before.

Joclebs:
This is just for throw backs!
#tbt

SHINJA:
Mike Tyson offers $10million to the man who will have the courage to marry his first daughter who until today she has not yet found a man to marry her.

The former boxing heavyweight seems to be upset that his daughter could not find a man in her life all these years and that she is still a virgin. Mitchell Tyson seems to have inherited some traits from her father. She is big, imposing with a beautiful dark skin and weighs 150 pounds.

https://www.facebook.com/541751762836763/posts/1712918562386738/

jamesharryson:
Oga, you are indeed a good orator. But mind you, all you are saying has no meaning. Whether the girl in question is not a minor or not, it can't over ride the issue of kidnapping and murder. Just advice the poor boy to go and marry his wife

natsuDragneel:
I'm trying to get a laptop worth 675k on jumia but the bank keeps declining my transaction because of the 500k daily transaction limit on my card..
I'm not in Lagos and there's no other card available to me presently

Pay on delivery is not available, and
No, I'm not giving someone else the money to order for me.

Question is, have you used any other method to order from jumia before??

OKOATA:
Scientist says Humans share 95% DNA with monkeys.

Badboibipo:
Aside hookups, where in Nigeria can one find a good descent girl? Is it the church where most of them sleep with the choir master? Is it in the bank where they fvck their way to the top? Is it POS attendants that are low key hookup girls? Is it online where every single girl is a hook up girl? Is it in universities, again bunch of hookup girls. Please I’m serious, for men out there looking for a serious relationship..where can they find real girls and not gold diggers in Nigeria?

dawnomike:
The answer is NO!!! But a man's spermatozoa can impregnate a dog.

Only a gorilla can impregnate a human

Chidi2022:
You never see case .... Lmao..... please come to my village and try something like this, then you tell us that its our responsibility to come pick our daughter from the mortuary.... Am from ORLU LGA, IMO STATE..
Then you will know that even wife that you married legally, when she dies, whether she dies young or old, there are some requirements to be fulfilled before she is buried... If you want to help OP, tell him to go back to his MOTHER and KINSMEN and seek for wise counsel... because if the kasala burst finish, nobody on nairaland will save his ass or donate a dime to him. Nairaland gra gra will not solve anything or bury the dead..

Alexgeneration:
You seem to forget that you're dealing with Africans in Africa.

A convict is currently a Governor, Judges residence were raided, courts of coordinate jurisdiction give different judgments to different bidders, Orji Uzor is a free man today etc. I mentioned these cases to let you know that the family can DEAL with the OP and absolutely nothing will happen.

You can speak all the English language you want but if he dares steps into that village without doing what they told him to do, he might not live to tell the tale.


P.S Notifying them of the death doesn't rule out culpability.