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Christianity Etc › Re: Prophetess Patience Obi: Submit Your Money To Your Husband Before Spending Dime by ukaface(f): 5:15pm On Dec 10, 2021
Because na my husband train me for school abi?
Career › Re: Discussion: Follow Your Talents And Passion Or Follow The Bag?!!! by ukaface(f): 4:37pm On Dec 10, 2021
The bag
Romance › Re: Bbnaija- See Tacha's Chest With Huge Stretch Mark (photo) by ukaface(f): 9:58am On Dec 07, 2021
Rtk5:
This is really disgusting to me. She bleach alot yet cannot look for a good cream that can eliminate ths stretch mark, if this is her breast i wonder how the rest of the body will be.
no be you say you sleep with married woman?
Tacha don dey enter your eyes ABI? Already imagining her naked .
Romance › Re: Bbnaija- See Tacha's Chest With Huge Stretch Mark (photo) by ukaface(f): 9:57am On Dec 07, 2021
It's normal na
Romance › Re: Everytime I Had Sex My Looks Changes For Like A Week by ukaface(f): 8:21am On Dec 07, 2021
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Nairaland General › Re: Harnaam Kaur: Youngest Female With A Full Beard (Pictures) by ukaface(f): 9:28pm On Dec 06, 2021
[quote author=ImoleNaija post=108275586][/quote]smh....
You can't take in the truth
Romance › Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 9:26pm On Dec 06, 2021
Nyascobar1414:
Dick aint smell, pussy smells, we ain't menstruate, girls menstruate and i was taught the blood smells..

So sort yourself out.
what I don't understand is you guys problem with menstruation.

Would you prefer females not to menstruate?
Romance › Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 9:25pm On Dec 06, 2021
Nyascobar1414:
..

What the Op just said is real fact.

Ladies will live to hear it.. I think Isiah in the bible said such.
That upto 7 ladies will cling up to a man to take them as wives to averred their shame
wetin be my own kwanu.
Nairaland General › Re: Harnaam Kaur: Youngest Female With A Full Beard (Pictures) by ukaface(f): 9:22pm On Dec 06, 2021
ImoleNaija:
Don't teach me, pls. I know how females dress. This one belongs to LGBT. Take it or leave it. undecided
And why do you think you have a say over someone's sexuality.
Calling her a she goat wasn't based on her dressing or sexuality.
And,yeah I will teach you .
Nairaland General › Re: Harnaam Kaur: Youngest Female With A Full Beard (Pictures) by ukaface(f): 9:08pm On Dec 06, 2021
ImoleNaija:
I do not see beauty but a she-goat
smh
So apt at body shaming someone,but would speak ill of bullying.

Human
Education › Re: Deny Entry To Students Accused Of Bullying Sylvester Oromoni - NANS To Embassies by ukaface(f): 12:09pm On Dec 06, 2021
Chicky34:
That Sylvester dad should just go burn down the damn school ready....
really,I don't know how he is this calm
I for don burn the school down tey tey
Romance › Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:47am On Dec 06, 2021
Walkee:
cheesy cheesy omo una no go kill person with laughter.
The worst built creature in history of living things is what you are hyping.
creatures that are only viable for less than 15 years before they sag and expire both in and out.
Creatures that leak all sorts of liquid of different color and stench, creatures that rely on heavy chemical substances and artificial materials to look a little bit less unappealing is what you are hyping here cheesy
Why are you filled with so much hate and disgust?
This same creature is your mother.
Wtf is wrong with y'all mindset?
How do you feel good speaking this way about a fellow human being wey I know say laslas you go go fvck.
Pathetic lots.
Romance › Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 12:02am On Dec 06, 2021
Jeremani:
I intentionally ask for you pix bc I know your type,Lie full una mouth.
I asked what's special about you, you are talking about "her"
Meaning you out of all those qualities
I knew it.

She na the number wey u don borrow money from MTN wey u no fit pay back I wan collect abi which one?

Hanty abeg rest
This is a very weak comeback.
Okay.... it's obvious your replies are childish.
I would be disrespecting myself by replying childishly too.

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He say he intentionally ask for my pic... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:47pm On Dec 05, 2021
Jeremani:
Your own na play,
I have never had heart break since I was born.

The last girl I broke her heart...Her mom personally msg me. That she Never wants to see me in her life again.
it gat me wondering, could I have been dating her as well?
Y do you think she said so?
Help me out?
see me see wahala.
Aiit.
Ciao
Romance › Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:46pm On Dec 05, 2021
Jeremani:
He knows that being a man is not easy, hence being a female is like a thief, taking things that is not urs.

Okay since you are female. Abeg tell me what's special about u. And try attache your pix
lol
Y'all will always be the same.
See, now you dey ask for pix. Later you go dey rebuke simping.
Very soon,he go say drop number.

For your info, everything about a female is fvcking special,from her complexion to her height,weight,look,physique, menstruation,skill,intellect is special.
Romance › Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:33pm On Dec 05, 2021
Omo
This thread na comedy
Na now I understand the origin of simp.
Lol.... Females don give Una heartbreak, Una come invent name out of pain call am ' simp'

And,y'all think females don't have power??
We fvcking do.
Romance › Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:30pm On Dec 05, 2021
Jeremani:
Then I didn't know, that's y I took em female serious, I was probably 14 then. Ever since I knew there's nothing special about em, Man has been leaving fine and won't ever simp again.

Some guyz think there's something special about em female, Incase you don't know those hole in em is too collect trash mehn deposit in em.

I know you're pain but sorry am not God that design you that way.
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Lmao
You just said, you deposit trash into females..... grin grin grin grin grin
In other words,men are carrier of trash,then we are all the same naaaa...

Of cos, there's everything special about females.
If you don't believe me,be a bobrisky then .
Romance › Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:16pm On Dec 05, 2021
AlphaMale666:
You're such a fool! cry
oh,you are pained...lmao ( grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I thought you're an alpha....
Oh my God, you're so funny
I'm having a fit from laughing.
Romance › Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:13pm On Dec 05, 2021
AlphaMale666:
heartbreak? Hahaha! Ashawo dey break pesin heart?
I knew it... grin grin grin grin grin
Woman don break your heart,you come dey form Alpha male + 666 cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin
I Gerrit my dear, you're in the stage of anger...lol
You'll be fine. Take heart you hear,it's life challenges. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Women And High Threshold For Pains.. A Concise Story by ukaface(f): 11:10pm On Dec 05, 2021
I read the first.. and I was confused.

Please summarise
Romance › Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:04pm On Dec 05, 2021
AlphaMale666:
mumu man posing as a female. If you want to be a female so badly, cut ur prick off and make a hole in it. undecided
I spoke the truth,it hit you hard and all of a sudden I'm a man posing as a female?

Because females can't make out sense like I did right?

Sorry dear,I am a WOMAN


Lmao,I think your outburst is due to heartbreak.....lol.
Calm down
If you ever want to father a child,you will definitely need a menstruating woman
Romance › Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:02pm On Dec 05, 2021
Jeremani:
There's was a day I wanted to scope one fine babe like that, I told my guy I was going after that girl.
My nigga told me " bro na hole wey that girl take dey piss and sh**t na u dey ment for like this"
Omo the talk week my body, I just lock up
you know no say na hole you too dey use piss and shithuh?
Your urethra orifice is hole na,ABI na square be your own?
Your Anal orifice is hole too na. What's important ?
Romance › Re: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 10:59pm On Dec 05, 2021
AlphaMale666:
1. She poo just like you! And it smells real bad! undecided

2. She passes out urine and has to clean with tissue when done!

3. Her mess stink bad just like yours!

4. She mensurates and you don't!

Always know as a male, you're the superior one. She's the one that's supposed to chase because you're the prize! Not her. Always remember this.
Is this what you would tell your girl child?
This is synonymous to making a girl agree she's inferior,no good,will always be subdued. Gosh! For fvck sake the difference between a male and female is the reproductive system.

If you are the prize,then you're to be bought.
Then I can use you as I please
If I'm buying you,then you can't be my superior. Lol.....you don't know what you stand for.

Females,you ain't less than any man.
The society,even the Bible has made us to feel less,we loose confidence and think the ever right and good gender to be created is the man. Fvck it.
You are as important as the gender that chases after you.
Celebrities › Re: Bisi Alimi: 80% Of Nigerian Music Are Noisy, Meaningless And Toxic by ukaface(f): 10:43pm On Dec 05, 2021
GeneralDae:
So how is Peru Para and Alcohol Dancehall? Dancehall is more or less like Regaee or am I missing something here?
And how on earth will they be termed rnb?
Celebrities › Re: Bisi Alimi: 80% Of Nigerian Music Are Noisy, Meaningless And Toxic by ukaface(f): 9:30pm On Dec 05, 2021
Firstandonly:
most Nigerian songs are dance hall music. Stop comparing Nigeria dance hall to American R&B. Just the same way my Dad will say hip hop Rap music is noisy. If u love RnB song then u can listen to some of fireboy, joeboy and some afro RnB songs
Peru para is r,n b? Or alcohol?
Naaaah, I disagree. They still sing dancehall music

Even America rock n roll music is sensibly noisy
Ours is gibberishly noisy
Nairaland General › Re: Saw This Snake On Our Way And We Let It Crawl Away (Pics, Video) by ukaface(f): 9:01pm On Dec 05, 2021
MufasaLion:
You did the right thing. Snakes shouldn't be killed most especially if they are in their habitat.
I think all reptiles should be killed
They irk me
Celebrities › Re: Bisi Alimi: 80% Of Nigerian Music Are Noisy, Meaningless And Toxic by ukaface(f): 8:59pm On Dec 05, 2021
Kobojunkie:
I can't stand most Nigerian songs for that very reason. undecided

They are terrible! undecided
veeeerrrry
Most don't pass any message across,they just cook up some lyrics that goes with the ever danceable beats. Ewwwwwww
Celebrities › Re: Bisi Alimi: 80% Of Nigerian Music Are Noisy, Meaningless And Toxic by ukaface(f): 8:56pm On Dec 05, 2021
Malory:
No sensible thing will make sense to a Gaybrel with a licking ass
actually,he is right.
Overlook his sexuality. He is right, Songs like Johnny drille's are for selected few. Almost Everyone goes for the noisy songs
Romance › Re: What Most Guys Who Demand Too Much Of Women Look Like (pic) by ukaface(f): 7:43pm On Dec 05, 2021
Nyascobar1414:
To me, somehow that kills my drive for girls, cos when I just know you menstruate all this shii smelling blood, I'd be like Wtf should I ask this girl out..
Are you for real?
Biologically that's what makes us females.



Sorry,no offence intended
Are you LGBTQ?

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