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RomanceRe: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:47am On Dec 06, 2021
Walkee:
cheesy cheesy omo una no go kill person with laughter.
The worst built creature in history of living things is what you are hyping.
creatures that are only viable for less than 15 years before they sag and expire both in and out.
Creatures that leak all sorts of liquid of different color and stench, creatures that rely on heavy chemical substances and artificial materials to look a little bit less unappealing is what you are hyping here cheesy
Why are you filled with so much hate and disgust?
This same creature is your mother.
Wtf is wrong with y'all mindset?
How do you feel good speaking this way about a fellow human being wey I know say laslas you go go fvck.
Pathetic lots.
RomanceRe: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 12:02am On Dec 06, 2021
Jeremani:
I intentionally ask for you pix bc I know your type,Lie full una mouth.
I asked what's special about you, you are talking about "her"
Meaning you out of all those qualities
I knew it.

She na the number wey u don borrow money from MTN wey u no fit pay back I wan collect abi which one?

Hanty abeg rest
This is a very weak comeback.
Okay.... it's obvious your replies are childish.
I would be disrespecting myself by replying childishly too.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
He say he intentionally ask for my pic... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:47pm On Dec 05, 2021
Jeremani:
Your own na play,
I have never had heart break since I was born.

The last girl I broke her heart...Her mom personally msg me. That she Never wants to see me in her life again.
it gat me wondering, could I have been dating her as well?
Y do you think she said so?
Help me out?
see me see wahala.
Aiit.
Ciao
RomanceRe: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:46pm On Dec 05, 2021
Jeremani:
He knows that being a man is not easy, hence being a female is like a thief, taking things that is not urs.

Okay since you are female. Abeg tell me what's special about u. And try attache your pix
lol
Y'all will always be the same.
See, now you dey ask for pix. Later you go dey rebuke simping.
Very soon,he go say drop number.

For your info, everything about a female is fvcking special,from her complexion to her height,weight,look,physique, menstruation,skill,intellect is special.
RomanceRe: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:33pm On Dec 05, 2021
Omo
This thread na comedy
Na now I understand the origin of simp.
Lol.... Females don give Una heartbreak, Una come invent name out of pain call am ' simp'

And,y'all think females don't have power??
We fvcking do.
RomanceRe: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:30pm On Dec 05, 2021
Jeremani:
Then I didn't know, that's y I took em female serious, I was probably 14 then. Ever since I knew there's nothing special about em, Man has been leaving fine and won't ever simp again.

Some guyz think there's something special about em female, Incase you don't know those hole in em is too collect trash mehn deposit in em.

I know you're pain but sorry am not God that design you that way.
grin grin grin
Lmao
You just said, you deposit trash into females..... grin grin grin grin grin
In other words,men are carrier of trash,then we are all the same naaaa...

Of cos, there's everything special about females.
If you don't believe me,be a bobrisky then .
RomanceRe: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:16pm On Dec 05, 2021
AlphaMale666:
You're such a fool! cry
oh,you are pained...lmao ( grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I thought you're an alpha....
Oh my God, you're so funny
I'm having a fit from laughing.
RomanceRe: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:13pm On Dec 05, 2021
AlphaMale666:
heartbreak? Hahaha! Ashawo dey break pesin heart?
I knew it... grin grin grin grin grin
Woman don break your heart,you come dey form Alpha male + 666 cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin
I Gerrit my dear, you're in the stage of anger...lol
You'll be fine. Take heart you hear,it's life challenges. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Women And High Threshold For Pains.. A Concise Story by ukaface(f): 11:10pm On Dec 05, 2021
I read the first.. and I was confused.

Please summarise
RomanceRe: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:04pm On Dec 05, 2021
AlphaMale666:
mumu man posing as a female. If you want to be a female so badly, cut ur prick off and make a hole in it. undecided
I spoke the truth,it hit you hard and all of a sudden I'm a man posing as a female?

Because females can't make out sense like I did right?

Sorry dear,I am a WOMAN


Lmao,I think your outburst is due to heartbreak.....lol.
Calm down
If you ever want to father a child,you will definitely need a menstruating woman
RomanceRe: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 11:02pm On Dec 05, 2021
Jeremani:
There's was a day I wanted to scope one fine babe like that, I told my guy I was going after that girl.
My nigga told me " bro na hole wey that girl take dey piss and sh**t na u dey ment for like this"
Omo the talk week my body, I just lock up
you know no say na hole you too dey use piss and shithuh?
Your urethra orifice is hole na,ABI na square be your own?
Your Anal orifice is hole too na. What's important ?
RomanceRe: Always Remember This Before You Chase That Girl! by ukaface(f): 10:59pm On Dec 05, 2021
AlphaMale666:
1. She poo just like you! And it smells real bad! undecided

2. She passes out urine and has to clean with tissue when done!

3. Her mess stink bad just like yours!

4. She mensurates and you don't!

Always know as a male, you're the superior one. She's the one that's supposed to chase because you're the prize! Not her. Always remember this.
Is this what you would tell your girl child?
This is synonymous to making a girl agree she's inferior,no good,will always be subdued. Gosh! For fvck sake the difference between a male and female is the reproductive system.

If you are the prize,then you're to be bought.
Then I can use you as I please
If I'm buying you,then you can't be my superior. Lol.....you don't know what you stand for.

Females,you ain't less than any man.
The society,even the Bible has made us to feel less,we loose confidence and think the ever right and good gender to be created is the man. Fvck it.
You are as important as the gender that chases after you.
CelebritiesRe: Bisi Alimi: 80% Of Nigerian Music Are Noisy, Meaningless And Toxic by ukaface(f): 10:43pm On Dec 05, 2021
GeneralDae:
So how is Peru Para and Alcohol Dancehall? Dancehall is more or less like Regaee or am I missing something here?
And how on earth will they be termed rnb?
CelebritiesRe: Bisi Alimi: 80% Of Nigerian Music Are Noisy, Meaningless And Toxic by ukaface(f): 9:30pm On Dec 05, 2021
Firstandonly:
most Nigerian songs are dance hall music. Stop comparing Nigeria dance hall to American R&B. Just the same way my Dad will say hip hop Rap music is noisy. If u love RnB song then u can listen to some of fireboy, joeboy and some afro RnB songs
Peru para is r,n b? Or alcohol?
Naaaah, I disagree. They still sing dancehall music

Even America rock n roll music is sensibly noisy
Ours is gibberishly noisy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Saw This Snake On Our Way And We Let It Crawl Away (Pics, Video) by ukaface(f): 9:01pm On Dec 05, 2021
MufasaLion:
You did the right thing. Snakes shouldn't be killed most especially if they are in their habitat.
I think all reptiles should be killed
They irk me
CelebritiesRe: Bisi Alimi: 80% Of Nigerian Music Are Noisy, Meaningless And Toxic by ukaface(f): 8:59pm On Dec 05, 2021
Kobojunkie:
I can't stand most Nigerian songs for that very reason. undecided

They are terrible! undecided
veeeerrrry
Most don't pass any message across,they just cook up some lyrics that goes with the ever danceable beats. Ewwwwwww
CelebritiesRe: Bisi Alimi: 80% Of Nigerian Music Are Noisy, Meaningless And Toxic by ukaface(f): 8:56pm On Dec 05, 2021
Malory:
No sensible thing will make sense to a Gaybrel with a licking ass
actually,he is right.
Overlook his sexuality. He is right, Songs like Johnny drille's are for selected few. Almost Everyone goes for the noisy songs
RomanceRe: What Most Guys Who Demand Too Much Of Women Look Like (pic) by ukaface(f): 7:43pm On Dec 05, 2021
Nyascobar1414:
To me, somehow that kills my drive for girls, cos when I just know you menstruate all this shii smelling blood, I'd be like Wtf should I ask this girl out..
Are you for real?
Biologically that's what makes us females.



Sorry,no offence intended
Are you LGBTQ?
RomanceRe: What Most Guys Who Demand Too Much Of Women Look Like (pic) by ukaface(f): 3:59pm On Dec 05, 2021
Nyascobar1414:
How the Bleep will a sane human do this to get the validation of a girl(mortal).. And besides they have so many weaknesses i.e ... Menstruation and weird natural smell of punnani, foul menstrual blood...
Ah mean, it sounds odd to me..
looooooooool
All what you listed are weaknesseshuhhuhhuh?
Are you shift.ing me?
EducationRe: Share Your Secondary School Experience With Bullies by ukaface(f): 10:36pm On Dec 04, 2021
If all of Una be the bullied,where are the bullieshuh
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Complaining Of The Cash I Give To Her Now. Advice Please � by ukaface(f): 10:24pm On Dec 03, 2021
You be her papa ni?
Dunno why you guys use to cry and lament over things you feel/ know ain't right.
If you can't continue,why not quit,them put gun for your head?
This breakfast you are avoiding will still happen,so wtf!?!
CelebritiesRe: 7 Nigerians That Shaped Entertainment Worldwide. by ukaface(f): 6:27pm On Dec 03, 2021
Nas na Nasiruhuh
Na Nigerianhuh
When?
RomanceRe: Vagina As Teeth O! (my Experience With Ashawo Yesterday) by ukaface(f): 10:37am On Dec 01, 2021
GuiseppeO:
Do yours tighten?? Abeg make I come experience am for your side na?? cry grin wink
them dey talk pvssy with teeth,you dey talk tighten.
RomanceRe: Vagina As Teeth O! (my Experience With Ashawo Yesterday) by ukaface(f): 7:35am On Dec 01, 2021
This is a movie naaa, haba!
Sofri dey lie.
I watched it sef . Title: teeth

But if you're saying the truth,it's called vagina dentata
FoodRe: Has Anyone Here Eaten Lion Meat Before,just Caught One And Want To Eat It by ukaface(f): 2:40pm On Nov 30, 2021
Yes,I don chop am

As palliative package during COVID.
RomanceRe: Female Gender Think Their Pussyy Is Gold by ukaface(f): 2:38pm On Nov 30, 2021
Prettydevil:
Men we can do better, the amount of disrespect and insult we receive from women because of their pvssy is not worth it. Everyday my brothers you people will be taking L for girls that in a normal day cannot even near you all because of konji, cmon are those wig wearing empty brain fish gender what the insults tho? As you smart reach, one small thing will be using u to play ball all cause of pvssy? Why not pay 1k for it and kill the urge while maintaining your king status? You what I recently discovered? I realized how completely ordinary and desperate women truly are when I found a way to kill my sexual urges regularly. I don’t find them attractive anymore, just desperate ignorant people looking for a “maga” to scam! The usual urge to see them like a queen is completely dead, I noticed it’s konji that make girls look so special, when you’re not hornyy do you notice how less attractive girls become in your eyes my fellow brothers? Please stop reducing your self worth for a gender that mostly cannot even spell their names correctly nine out of ten times because of their pvssy and breast, just pay for that shit and see life CLEARLY!
then swerve to enjoy anal from your gender them.
CelebritiesRe: Hot Bikini Pics Of Bbnaija Maria Showing Off Her Big Booty by ukaface(f): 2:34pm On Nov 30, 2021
cry
But she get this kine nyash before?

Seems the world now revolves round females having nyash,boobs and curves.

God!! Na where I go chook my head kwanu
Jisos!!




Mtcheeeew,make she getat
RomanceRe: Fishy Smell Wants To Stop Me From Getting Married, Please Help by ukaface(f): 2:31pm On Nov 30, 2021
Johnthejohn:
Let me tell you what to do. Follow my advice and never listen to anyone else. Forget about women and follow your dreams. Women are nothing but distrators. Go and adopt but never adopt any girl, make sure you adopt only boys. it is well with you
bobrisky no be boy?
James brown no be boy?
Anini no be boy?
Rev. King no be boy?
Evans no be boy?
Ajayi Joshua Oluwatobi no be boy?
Biko haram oga no be boy?
Majority of the corrupt politicians them no be boys?



Oooooooh,I'm sorry
Girls/ females are the only sinners. Mtcheeeew
RomanceRe: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by ukaface(f): 11:36am On Nov 30, 2021
Nostring:
wink don't lie , naija girls too dey pretend huh lipsrsealed
wait first o ,what's this happiness about sef.

You feeling like the world revolves round your d.ick.
Abeg jawe, there are better things to pretend for
RomanceRe: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by ukaface(f): 11:10am On Nov 30, 2021
Nostring:
don't deny, u enjoy it when they discuss it, it makes your phhusssy drip tongue
wtf!
Are you sh.itting me?

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