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FamilyRe: My Wife Poisoned My Mother With Salt by ukaface(f): 9:34am On Jan 02, 2022
I'm sure she didn't do it intentionally .
RomanceRe: What I Did To A Lady I Was Crushing On by ukaface(f): 12:29am On Jan 02, 2022
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GoodHardDick:
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Stop this silly comments. Are you trying to tell us apart from sex, a woman has absolutely nothing else to offer a man in a relationship? sad

Even if they had sex,,,, so the girl didn't enjoy the sex or what? angry or are you indirectly trying to say that men should start paying ladies for sex after banging them? undecided

What exactly are you trying to say? angry
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RomanceRe: What I Did To A Lady I Was Crushing On by ukaface(f): 11:19pm On Jan 01, 2022
You're the one to know if you did wrong or not.
So, because of 5k your crush suddenly died off?
If she had said ' come let's have se.x' . I'm sure your fellow gender will hail you and call you ALPHA REDPILLER.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your New Year Resolution? by ukaface(f): 3:38pm On Jan 01, 2022
Not to give a f.uck anymore.
I already started before the year started sef.
No F to anything wey wan give me headache from yeye gender and co gender, to the yeye country. Just 100 on maintaining healthy mental state.
RomanceRe: Why Do I Fall In Love With White Girls That Smoke by ukaface(f): 2:58pm On Jan 01, 2022
BegAt40:
They're the worst thing to happen to the useless country. Please avoid those VIGINA creatures.
rest naaaah
The year is just starting
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy New Year Nairalanders by ukaface(f): 12:36am On Jan 01, 2022
Happy New year y'all
CelebritiesRe: Kanayo O Kanayo Gulps Soup From His Plate As He Mocks Lagos Big Boys (Photos) by ukaface(f): 10:00am On Dec 31, 2021
I love Igbo men, especially the older men when they are gathered as a group. It's usually fun Watching them speak Igbo.
RomanceRe: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by ukaface(f): 9:56am On Dec 31, 2021
This one pass me
CelebritiesRe: I Have Added My Instagram Account To My Will — BBNaija’s Ka3na by ukaface(f): 12:47pm On Dec 30, 2021
I read the headline and the first thing that echoed in my head was ' ode' I'm sorry though
FamilyRe: Is It Right For A Married Person To Have A Celebrity Crush? by ukaface(f): 12:45pm On Dec 30, 2021
SmellySperm:
Any married woman crushing on a celeb fit open leg if opportunity knocks. I can't trust such a woman.

As my wife,the only person you should have a crush on is me grin
pele o
FamilyRe: Is It Right For A Married Person To Have A Celebrity Crush? by ukaface(f): 12:44pm On Dec 30, 2021
Vinnie2000:
So I visited my young Married friend and we were watching a movie where Christopher Okagbue (one handsome Guy that won GUS in 2012 or 2013) showed up..
Suddenly, my friend's Wife said 'Oh, see my Crush'.. shocked huh

Was surprised. My friend Did not say anything!. Whether he was Angry or not, I don't even know!.. sad smiley

But I was really Surprised and somewhat Confused!
Because some Singles Might have the likes of Genevieve, Nancy Isime, Beverly Naya, Ronaldo, Wizkid, RMD, etc as Celebrity crushes!

After Marriage, Are They still going to be Crushing on these People? huh

But, Really. Is it Right or Responsible for a Married person to have a Celebrity Crush?

Please Move to FP for further deliberation on this Issue!
Thanks!.. smiley
Don't take life too serious...hiaaaaan.
What are the chances of her even meeting Chris? We all have celebrity crushes.

Me I get yafunyafun both home and abroad.
Better be calming down
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by ukaface(f): 12:41pm On Dec 30, 2021
fabiano09:
Collect any drink you like from mama nkechi I go pay lol, your head dey there better person
who be mama nkechi?
RomanceRe: How Do I Get Over This Broken Heart? I'm In Pain by ukaface(f): 8:47am On Dec 30, 2021
dyingheart:
we dated for five months. i showed him so much love and care. all he did was complain it wasn't enough, he wanted to date someone else. we're not talking anymore. i miss him like mad. i can't sleep, i can't eat, i can't do anything. it's like my heart has been broken into a thousand pieces. i can't breathe anymore. someone talk to me cry cry cry cry cry cry


****abeg, the man in question is not a Nairalander. cheating was from his part. i was very faithful to him. cry cry cry cry
No one fit give you motivational speech enough to take you out of this pain .
Cry it out.
Cry well well if it's the cry that will help you.
But know that the bas.tard you're having a meltdown for doesn't give a hoot about you.
If you develop ulcer Na you go dey look for treatment, not the i.diot.

I feel in life, everyone ( maybe majority) will go thru a heartbreak...so you ain't the first, won't be the last.

Clean your face, do make up, install Tik Tok(lol) do videos, watch movies( horror, don't do romance) get busy with your life, block him, delete everything that would remind you of him. Get your phuking sanity back girl, and phuking MOVE ON.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by ukaface(f):
One of my old but wise patient once told me that: the best way men interpret love from women is when they show respect to men, in return men will definitely show love , I asked" isn't the lady also fit to get respect from the man?" He said it's same thing," love would synonymously tag along with respect. Once a woman is respectful, she would earn love from her partner.

In a way I believe him, judging from this thread. If that's the formula for love...maybe, just maybe, we would have less issues in relationships and marriages .

Females, make we dey farabale sometimes too, you can't be ungrateful to an helper and expect to eat your cake alone, Omo them go collect cake from you o .
CelebritiesRe: Maraji Opens Up On Having Surgery, Unplanned Pregnancy, Marriage, Others (Video) by ukaface(f): 8:05pm On Dec 28, 2021
finishmatter:
Marry a man? Definitely not.
So you would end up marrying one out of the women who are incapable of love, intrinsically selfish and at your own peril?
CelebritiesRe: Maraji Opens Up On Having Surgery, Unplanned Pregnancy, Marriage, Others (Video) by ukaface(f): 7:22pm On Dec 28, 2021
wamide042:
Oh.. this lady, i have never find her skits funny then again she has this boring looks, that looks like she’s not a friendly person..
lol....you wanted to be friends with herhuh grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Maraji Opens Up On Having Surgery, Unplanned Pregnancy, Marriage, Others (Video) by ukaface(f): 7:18pm On Dec 28, 2021
finishmatter:
WOMEN are INCAPABLE of Love.
They are intrinsically selfish.
Marry them at your peril
so I'm guessing, you would marry a man?
CelebritiesRe: Maraji Opens Up On Having Surgery, Unplanned Pregnancy, Marriage, Others (Video) by ukaface(f): 7:17pm On Dec 28, 2021
Nonexisting:
Very useless gender.
you're not even existing
CelebritiesRe: Maraji Opens Up On Having Surgery, Unplanned Pregnancy, Marriage, Others (Video) by ukaface(f): 7:17pm On Dec 28, 2021
iamyemiakins:
Dumped by her ex recently, had a secret wedding recently and also got pregnant recently.

Issokay!
she didn't do the dumping.
Her ex dumped her.
Haba!
RomanceRe: Close Eyes And Marry Her With Her Past by ukaface(f): 12:36pm On Dec 28, 2021
Nyascobar1414:
some wey sugar daddy don rubbish and married men don gabbash nkor... Who will bear the consequences
they will still bear the consequences
RomanceRe: Close Eyes And Marry Her With Her Past by ukaface(f): 9:54am On Dec 28, 2021
Una wey don spoil person daughter, wey dey here dey rebuke Wetin o p talk Na una gangangan go jam those kine girls .

For una wey still dey ' holy' may the good ones jam you.
CareerRe: Workplace Christmas Bonus: What Did Your Workplace Give Out As Christmas Bonus by ukaface(f): 8:00pm On Dec 27, 2021
NwaIgboBoy:
Chaiiii, well itz well !
Amen o
CareerRe: Workplace Christmas Bonus: What Did Your Workplace Give Out As Christmas Bonus by ukaface(f): 6:44pm On Dec 27, 2021
Chicken Republic Abi Na pie express sausage and chicken pie with malt. undecided
FamilyRe: A Brief Recall of How My Wife Fed Me This Year, 2021. by ukaface(f): 11:17am On Dec 25, 2021
Nawa o
Op, you are outrightly wicked, very wicked.

The only thing I don chop Na bread o, slice bread, I no even see butter or tea to top am, Na pure water I drink.

It is well
FamilyRe: Can I Fight This Now Or Wait Till The Baby Is Grown? by ukaface(f): 3:23pm On Dec 23, 2021
T0T0fucker:
I can never marry her, she knows that.

if that child is mine, I will like to take full responsibility for it....full custody....if she agrees.
it's my offsprings....
probably we can do court agreements or arrangements in respect to the child.( I think they is something in our constitution that says something like that)

she can go ahead with her life and marriage...
smh
If you're the man she married to, will you continue with the marriage?

I think you're BN self centred.
No go spoil person marriage o
RomanceRe: My Ex Girlfriend Unblocked Me On Whatsapp After 6 Months. by ukaface(f): 8:57pm On Dec 22, 2021
OSDD:
I don't know where SIMPle men like you dey come from... You should be ashamed of having a dick and two grown balls.. It should be fed to the dogs...

Generally, nobody should be as docile as you, you are a SIMP, regardless of your gender
Abeg calm down
It's normal to express feelings, him still thinking about the girl doesn't mean it's a shameful thing. Abeg, he's got emotions abeg.
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan To Jude Okoye: I Never Begged You For A Deal (Pix) by ukaface(f): 5:49pm On Dec 22, 2021
Aunty rest kwanu
RomanceRe: My Ex Girlfriend Unblocked Me On Whatsapp After 6 Months. by ukaface(f): 2:02pm On Dec 22, 2021
No, don't text her
Don't begin another journey of hurt.
Phuking move on!!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Madagascar Minister, Serge Gelle 'Swims For 12 Hours' After Helicopter Crashes by ukaface(f): 10:00pm On Dec 21, 2021
Bubu Can do it too jor
CelebritiesRe: Michael Ejoor: I Cried 4 Times Yesterday, My 9 Inches Penis Still Intact by ukaface(f): 6:41pm On Dec 21, 2021
How sure are we to know that it's 9 inches bayi?
You for snap am join Na,beans.
CelebritiesRe: Zlatan Ibile Announces N7.3m Reward For Anyone Who Finds His Designer Glasses by ukaface(f): 6:37pm On Dec 21, 2021
Yinmu

Okay, you have money
Shift.

Make person come do me Christmas Na,money wise
Nairaland GeneralRe: 26 Years Old Without A Single Beard by ukaface(f): 11:47am On Dec 21, 2021
See Wizkid na

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