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Romance › Re: What Most Guys Who Demand Too Much Of Women Look Like (pic) by ukaface(f): 7:43pm On Dec 05, 2021
Nyascobar1414:
To me, somehow that kills my drive for girls, cos when I just know you menstruate all this shii smelling blood, I'd be like Wtf should I ask this girl out..
Are you for real?
Biologically that's what makes us females.



Sorry,no offence intended
Are you LGBTQ?
Romance › Re: What Most Guys Who Demand Too Much Of Women Look Like (pic) by ukaface(f): 3:59pm On Dec 05, 2021
Nyascobar1414:
How the Bleep will a sane human do this to get the validation of a girl(mortal).. And besides they have so many weaknesses i.e ... Menstruation and weird natural smell of punnani, foul menstrual blood...
Ah mean, it sounds odd to me..
looooooooool
All what you listed are weaknesseshuhhuhhuh?
Are you shift.ing me?
Education › Re: Share Your Secondary School Experience With Bullies by ukaface(f): 10:36pm On Dec 04, 2021
If all of Una be the bullied,where are the bullieshuh
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Complaining Of The Cash I Give To Her Now. Advice Please � by ukaface(f): 10:24pm On Dec 03, 2021
You be her papa ni?
Dunno why you guys use to cry and lament over things you feel/ know ain't right.
If you can't continue,why not quit,them put gun for your head?
This breakfast you are avoiding will still happen,so wtf!?!
Celebrities › Re: 7 Nigerians That Shaped Entertainment Worldwide. by ukaface(f): 6:27pm On Dec 03, 2021
Nas na Nasiruhuh
Na Nigerianhuh
When?
Romance › Re: Vagina As Teeth O! (my Experience With Ashawo Yesterday) by ukaface(f): 10:37am On Dec 01, 2021
GuiseppeO:
Do yours tighten?? Abeg make I come experience am for your side na?? cry grin wink
them dey talk pvssy with teeth,you dey talk tighten.
Romance › Re: Vagina As Teeth O! (my Experience With Ashawo Yesterday) by ukaface(f): 7:35am On Dec 01, 2021
This is a movie naaa, haba!
Sofri dey lie.
I watched it sef . Title: teeth

But if you're saying the truth,it's called vagina dentata
Food › Re: Has Anyone Here Eaten Lion Meat Before,just Caught One And Want To Eat It by ukaface(f): 2:40pm On Nov 30, 2021
Yes,I don chop am

As palliative package during COVID.
Romance › Re: Female Gender Think Their Pussyy Is Gold by ukaface(f): 2:38pm On Nov 30, 2021
Prettydevil:
Men we can do better, the amount of disrespect and insult we receive from women because of their pvssy is not worth it. Everyday my brothers you people will be taking L for girls that in a normal day cannot even near you all because of konji, cmon are those wig wearing empty brain fish gender what the insults tho? As you smart reach, one small thing will be using u to play ball all cause of pvssy? Why not pay 1k for it and kill the urge while maintaining your king status? You what I recently discovered? I realized how completely ordinary and desperate women truly are when I found a way to kill my sexual urges regularly. I don’t find them attractive anymore, just desperate ignorant people looking for a “maga” to scam! The usual urge to see them like a queen is completely dead, I noticed it’s konji that make girls look so special, when you’re not hornyy do you notice how less attractive girls become in your eyes my fellow brothers? Please stop reducing your self worth for a gender that mostly cannot even spell their names correctly nine out of ten times because of their pvssy and breast, just pay for that shit and see life CLEARLY!
then swerve to enjoy anal from your gender them.
Celebrities › Re: Hot Bikini Pics Of Bbnaija Maria Showing Off Her Big Booty by ukaface(f): 2:34pm On Nov 30, 2021
cry
But she get this kine nyash before?

Seems the world now revolves round females having nyash,boobs and curves.

God!! Na where I go chook my head kwanu
Jisos!!




Mtcheeeew,make she getat
Romance › Re: Fishy Smell Wants To Stop Me From Getting Married, Please Help by ukaface(f): 2:31pm On Nov 30, 2021
Johnthejohn:
Let me tell you what to do. Follow my advice and never listen to anyone else. Forget about women and follow your dreams. Women are nothing but distrators. Go and adopt but never adopt any girl, make sure you adopt only boys. it is well with you
bobrisky no be boy?
James brown no be boy?
Anini no be boy?
Rev. King no be boy?
Evans no be boy?
Ajayi Joshua Oluwatobi no be boy?
Biko haram oga no be boy?
Majority of the corrupt politicians them no be boys?



Oooooooh,I'm sorry
Girls/ females are the only sinners. Mtcheeeew
Romance › Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by ukaface(f): 11:36am On Nov 30, 2021
Nostring:
wink don't lie , naija girls too dey pretend huh lipsrsealed
wait first o ,what's this happiness about sef.

You feeling like the world revolves round your d.ick.
Abeg jawe, there are better things to pretend for
Romance › Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by ukaface(f): 11:10am On Nov 30, 2021
Nostring:
don't deny, u enjoy it when they discuss it, it makes your phhusssy drip tongue
wtf!
Are you sh.itting me?
Health › Re: Brain Drain: We’re Exporting Our Best Doctors - Innocemt Uja by ukaface(f): 9:30am On Nov 29, 2021
This man have sense.
Crime › Re: Pregnant Woman Crushes Husband’s Testicles Over Infidelity by ukaface(f): 8:54pm On Nov 28, 2021
Ezewuzie01:
Aguleri is a powerful community. Don't mess with those guys. Land of Blessed Tansi, the Obianos, Idigos, Obidigwes, Eri and the Anambra river. Hmm wink
you forgot chinwuba
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christians Worship On Sundays? by ukaface(f): 10:34am On Nov 28, 2021
The majority of Christians don't know that Sunday worship is based on paganism,Sunday- the day of the sun;a day pagans worship the Sun god.
Romance › Re: Guyz, Have A Girl Ever Fart While You Kpogiring Her? by ukaface(f): 10:20am On Nov 28, 2021
Nigerian guys always discussing sex like sex starved beings.
Romance › Re: Young Lady With Plenty Hair On Her Abdomen And Navel Causes Massive Reactions by ukaface(f): 2:26pm On Nov 27, 2021
padi94:
It's not womanly to be hairy down there
who said so?
You just assume?
Food › Re: What is The Process Of Turning Raw Garri To Eba Called? by ukaface(f): 6:50am On Nov 26, 2021
It's called: Thickening
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Delivers 480-Home Ibeshe LAGOSHOMS Project by ukaface(f): 6:47am On Nov 26, 2021
Who are those worthy to live there?
The rich or the poor?
Phones › Re: Please Suggest A ₦70k Phone With Good Camera And Battery by ukaface(f): 6:42am On Nov 26, 2021
Redmi 9
Romance › Re: I'm Depressed I Might Commit Sucide Or Do Something Evil Please Help by ukaface(f): 6:27am On Nov 26, 2021
Wearing that cap is the number 1 problem.
Bros, once you're ready to ditch that cap, you're completely out of the depression.
You would still keep feeling low esteemed anytime you reach out for that cap.
Man up, thousand and one handsome guys don't have limbs, some have bumps and they go about their activities.

I have a shiny bald spot ,caused by hot water when I was a baby,hair no gree grow there again. I still make my hair, hairdressers leave it visible even if I sing to them to cover it up stylishly,but Wetin I wan do? I flaunt it abeg. If mouth dey scratch you to know Wetin do me there, come ask me .

So, what I'm saying is, DONT GIVE A FVCK! OWN IT. AND, STOP WEARING CAP.
You're not deformed.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Tell Us The Unthinkable Thing A Guy Has Done To Get Ur Attention. by ukaface(f): 6:16am On Nov 26, 2021
God1000:
Some guys have done unimaginable just to get a lady's attention or please her, some fight over women, steal money from their parents or engage in crime and criminality all to Impress girls, yahoo guys spend all their money on ladies.
I have a neighbor (a bike rider) that wasted all his money and energy on ladies for almost ten years, eventually he borrowed huge amount of money from cooperative that he was gonna buy a bike but instead he went home to marry a wife with the money, I don't know who advised him to do such a thing, he's into serious debt now, he doesn't have anything, he doesn't have his own bike as well, I just pity the poor woman he married, they've taken away all his property in the house including the mattress and cooking gas.
He's now using my gas everyday to cook.

[b]So many guys would have made it big in life if not for ladies that ruined them completely, [/b]and the funny thing in the end is that they end up not marrying such girls after everything. So guys should learn how to control themselves and be responsible.

So ladies, what crazy thing has a guy done for you all in the name of love? Or what insane thing have you made a guy do before?
This story was making sense until you said that.
Any small thing, women ruin, women ruin. Una no dey ever get sense?
This your neighbour from your narrative, no get anything,he borrowed money and instead of setting himself up he rather used it to marry a girl, Oya judge your self, how is it the woman fault? No be sense your neighbour no get?

Everything Na on top woman, when will you guys grow up and act with sense , y'all need to own up to your shi.ts.

If all the Nigerian men no make heaven, I wan know Wetin cause am. Wtf!
Food › Re: What is The Process Of Turning Raw Garri To Eba Called? by ukaface(f): 6:06am On Nov 26, 2021
fnep2smooth:
It's called explosion... The garri will explode when it get to a degree of heat + water. That's Heat + HO2 + Garri = Eba ... Google it bro.
your village water is HO2 Abi? Na H2O. Teacher anyi...
Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Can't Prepare This - Change Her!! by ukaface(f): 8:33pm On Nov 25, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Wahala ooooo
Bros is keeping girlfriend based on Cooking of soup skills. Chai! Wahala don dey plenty oooo
Omo, to be a girlfriend nowadays Na work o....lmao
What if she can cook egusi, but can't cook okro soup nkor?
I'm asking for a friend sha
Politics › Re: Buhari, Ojukwu, Orji Kalu And Babangida In Throwback Photo by ukaface(f): 8:22pm On Nov 25, 2021
udele1:
Probably the reflection from the glass frame.
you too Sabi book abeg
Family › Re: I Am Growing Fond Of My Neighbors Husband by ukaface(f): 5:52pm On Nov 25, 2021
Wetin them talk say wahala be like again?

Sister for your heart of heart, you know say this kind thought no good abi? issokay.
Kwantinue.

But come o, if you get shame and feel for the home of that lady that you want to destroy with your temptation then you go know Wetin you suppose do.
Family › Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by ukaface(f): 4:34pm On Nov 25, 2021
My neighbor's child: when I born children,I will buy all of them car to be driving to school
Me: Do you think car is that cheap?
Boy: yes Na, my daddy car is cheap
Me: really? Lol....how much is your daddy car?
Boy: ₦5

Omo,I lmao...he said it with all seriousness. Damn
Family › Re: Neglect Of The Boy Child: We Need To Speak Up by ukaface(f): 3:34pm On Nov 25, 2021
KillAlabi2021:
Say no to akwunana akwuna


Akwuna no be work
I don't understand

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