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Romance › Re: Some Women Are Plain Stupid Especially Broke Idiots. by ukaface(f): 8:45pm On May 29, 2023
plsdisvirginme:
I must bleep you I swear Uka.
I know you very well
😏
Politics › Re: Yul Edochie Congratulates President Tinubu And VP Shettima by ukaface(f): 8:45pm On May 29, 2023
randymirrors:
What's confusing about his post, or you're the confused one?
Did I hit a nerve?
Abi you be him second wife?
Politics › Re: Queues Resurface As Tinubu Announces Fuel Subsidy Removal by ukaface(f): 5:10pm On May 29, 2023
Even the BATians will join the queue Abi them get free fuel station??
Romance › Re: "My Nigerian Husband Is The Best" - South African Woman Hails Her Hubby by ukaface(f): 4:36pm On May 29, 2023
Rayban25:
Dont be bitter..it just means Nigerian men are not the problem...so you ladies have some sober reflection to do
Bitter?
How?
Politics › Re: Yul Edochie Congratulates President Tinubu And VP Shettima by ukaface(f): 4:09pm On May 29, 2023
Something I’ve realised about Yul
:He no get shame
:He talks upside down
:He is damnnnnn confused
Romance › Re: "My Nigerian Husband Is The Best" - South African Woman Hails Her Hubby by ukaface(f): 4:05pm On May 29, 2023
Of course
Na for foreign women dear Nigerian men Dey always do like mumu for
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Guys Hardly Fall In Love Anymore? by ukaface(f): 4:03pm On May 29, 2023
Any girl that thinks her man loves her to pieces is foolish
And any girl that loves a guy to pieces is foolish too

Love no Dey this world again
Love no Dey dictionary again o

Wetin Dey dictionary na symbiosis
Romance › Re: Some Women Are Plain Stupid Especially Broke Idiots. by ukaface(f): 4:01pm On May 29, 2023
plsdisvirginme:
Why are some women very stupid?
I went to visit my friend
A lady approached me to help her out charge her phone inside my car.
After 30mins, the phone didn't charge.
Seeing how depressed she is because for the past two weeks no light in their area.
I have to buy fuel for my friend's generator so that this animal can charge her phone.
I helped her charge the phone and I left.
When I got home I discovered that I lost my ID card.
I told her through text to help me look around their vicinity if she will see it.
She said no.
She did bother to ask me if I have seen my id card.
I have to move on.
A few days ago I texted her that I will like us to hang out.
She said she will not be around.
I said when will you be aroubd.
The response I got from her shocked me.
She said Oga what do you want.
I have vowed never to help any lady but to bleep as many as possible ruthlessly.
Women don't deserve pity.
Schizo wan Dey do this one small small
Romance › Re: Why A Woman's Past Matters....I Come In PEACE oo by ukaface(f): 4:00pm On May 29, 2023
JOHNFBOSCO:
Does this type of Past matter to you ?


grin grin shocked shocked
Does the man past matter??
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Visits Brazil’s Trenches On A Bike, Video Stirs Reactions by ukaface(f): 3:57pm On May 29, 2023
Astra101:
When you have a small stature like her type from your 18 till early thirties, people would make funny gist of you, make ridiculous remarks about your size but when you climes 40 to 60,omo everyday you go dey thank for doing a wonderful job on you. Small body nah blessing in disguise! cool
swears o
Me come Dey wonder why I wan fat by all means
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Fuel Subsidy Is Gone. We Will Have A Unified Exchange Rate.(video]) by ukaface(f): 3:55pm On May 29, 2023
Baba Abeg remove am
No waste time
Politics › Re: Can We Ever Have A Nigeria Like This (contains Graphic Photo) by ukaface(f): 3:52pm On May 29, 2023
Never
Not in this life
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Gives His First Address As President (Video) by ukaface(f): 3:44pm On May 29, 2023
BidenDTrounced:
My Nigeria is in safe hands.
This comment cracked me up🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Gives His First Address As President (Video) by ukaface(f): 3:41pm On May 29, 2023
President of which country?
Romance › Re: Marry Your Friend Vs Marry The Will Of God Vs Marry Who You Love by ukaface(f): 3:38pm On May 29, 2023
Marry who loves you more than you love them
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy Is Gone - President Bola Tinubu by ukaface(f): 3:28pm On May 29, 2023
sonature1:
If Bola Tinubu totally removes the PMS subsidy, that move will worsen the hardship of Nigerians.
It will be fantastic
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Becky Enenche Warns Married Women Against Checking Their Husband’s Phones by ukaface(f): 9:33pm On May 28, 2023
Gbam
Make man hold him phone
Make woman hold her phone too
Christianity Etc › Re: What Would You Do If You Missed The Rapture? by ukaface(f): 12:13pm On May 28, 2023
Y0urUncle:
This is a very tricky question if you ask me, but inasmuch as christians generally would likely dodge answering it, it could be a huge reality someday.

How would you cope if you managed to miss out on the rapture?

Are you prepared to face the antichrist and pay with your blood?

Will you forge ahead like nothing happened?

Will you still stick to your faith or abandon it wholely?

Let's hear your thoughts.
Sinners would be punished by lucifer who also sinned against God

I still don’t understand why that should be
Family › Re: I'm A 102-Year-Old — Good Sex Is My Secret To A Long Life by ukaface(f): 12:44pm On May 27, 2023
Madam is obviously in a carehome, so wtf is sexing her
Romance › Re: Am I wrong for Rejecting a UK Visa? by ukaface(f): 9:27pm On May 26, 2023
‘ them go put sugar for your mouth,wey you go come go throway?’
This is an example of ‘ yes I throway sugar wey Dey my mouth’
Carry go bros
Sufferhead no just fit tire some people
Romance › Re: Places Men Neglect In A Woman's Body. by ukaface(f): 7:38pm On May 26, 2023
Abeg ooo
Which one be suck toenails?
Is it not disgusting?
Wahala o

Which one be flood for 30days and 30 nights na kanji dam women Dey carry?
Romance › Re: Young Man Cries A River After Being Dumped By Girlfriend (VIDEO) by ukaface(f): 7:34pm On May 26, 2023
He say he is tired of dating🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No go find money
Mallam
Politics › Re: President Buhari Takes Tinubu On A Tour Of The State House by ukaface(f): 5:18pm On May 26, 2023
Porcupines
NYSC › Re: "I Came, I Saw And I'm Coming Back Home Intact" - 'virgin Corper' Celebrates. by ukaface(f): 9:34pm On May 25, 2023
Toxicity everywhere
I blame her for celebrating what she prides in.

Later y’all want women to be in their natural physique.
This is one natural, even virgin join still she no appeal to Una, later Una go say women get problem.

Na she I kuku blame
Fashion › Re: See How Makeup Transform Women by ukaface(f): 1:28pm On May 25, 2023
I don’t like wearing make up
Whenever I do small make up, I end up having pimples
I can’t even do make up to save a soul

Deep down I wish I can, but knowing how my face ends up with pimples I go just carry natural face covered with sunscreen outta my door. I no get time
Travel › Re: Picture Of Emdee Tiamiyu On His Way To UK In September 2022. by ukaface(f): 9:58am On May 25, 2023
Christistruth03:
Where was all this anger when Ekweremadu and his wife messed up Nigeria in the uk

So these people fit vex like this

Are you sure this isn’t Tribal hate

Not supporting anyone though
Ekweremadu do himself by himself
This one do Nigerians by himself
Celebrities › Re: American Rapper, Fetty Wap, Sentenced To 6 Years For Drug Trafficking by ukaface(f): 8:08am On May 25, 2023
He blind?
Romance › Re: My Type Of Girlfriend by ukaface(f): 8:04am On May 25, 2023
Eiyaaaaa
Op sorry
Travel › Re: Emdee Tiamiyu Apologises Over Comment On BBC Interview by ukaface(f): 11:23am On May 24, 2023
Sorry kee you there
Let me be a lil tribalistic today
It’s good this was accelerated by a Yoruba person
Assuming say na Igbo talk this thing the yaribas would have said it’s because obi didn’t win presidency election, that the person is bitter.
Thank you tiamiyu for doing this ooo
Romance › Re: This Is The Kind Of Past Women Want You To Forget(pictures) by ukaface(f): 10:40pm On May 23, 2023
Does the past of the men also matter?
Romance › Re: Is Licking Ass Ideal?? by ukaface(f): 12:14am On May 23, 2023
May you chop shit one day in Jesus name

How you go see shit hole go Dey lick am? God ! God! Abeg o
Come and see something ooo!!!!!
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Girl Like This? by ukaface(f): 11:25pm On May 22, 2023
Wahala plenty for this life o

One person Dey cry say he never chop another one Dey lament say them no dey suck him pr.ick

God Abeg o

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