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Noodles and plantain??😮😮
I cook then fry my noodles with chopped tomatoes, peppers,onions and eggs
Then I might end up eating it with bread

Loool🤣😂
Why she Dey talk like person wey mosquito dey bite for nyash🤣🤣🤣

When did Nigeria start chasing people for tax??

Maybe TIKTOK

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Daddy a nyi
Daddy yo
Papa ‘ your pikin name’
The air that I breathe
The rib that formed me

Cry me a river Aunty
You open leg Fvck celeb, carry belle you come Dey disturb us about name, who gives a Fvck
Wo Wetin Dey do me no be Wetin Dey do you

God please
May I never use my eyes to see snake in this life
Amen

HacheNoire:
The same people that will tell you Nigeria is not like UK.

Common tax, they cannot pay!

Same Obidient that was running her mouth like she is a good citizens and ambassador for change, cannot pay common state tax!

She is just a scam like Peter!

Make she just waka go drop 18mil?? Oga you sef

The world is finished

Ass licking short swindling thief

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Cloudflare:
That girl knows the truth bro, but just want to argue. That how she's behaves on this forum. She should be Ignored

🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Wahala
SMH

UnproudLife:
Calm down, where do u reside? Are u even in Lagos let alone that part of Lagos?

Me wey like this I don tire for Lagos girls.

1 man don tire for Lagos GIRLS and you think you’re better than the girls. This is not me trying to defend girls. I just want to point out that every gender na same, y’all ain’t more better.

Cloudflare:
Noticed how you started using reverse psychology instead of challenging the points I raised. I just told you how a teen girl was missing in my street and it was later discovered she elope with a guy. Instead of blaming the girl, you ended saying "don't generalized". Can't you see you're deceiving yourself?

However, If you're sensible enough, you would have known that as soon as a missing girl is found, they'll never tell us where she went to. don't you have brains to think? They know it's shameful and embarrassing to tell us her whereabouts because they already know she went to chill with a guy somewhere. I know you know it's true but you just wan rush defend your gender as Usual.

Sis, your genders are uncontrollable and everyone knows this. I remember a guy telling u how wild these 14yrs girls are nowadays, you dey follow am argue. 14yrs old girl don dey chop dicks, let alone 18. Sis these girls knows far more than what you don't know. The earlier you understand this the better for you

So if I end up blaming her how does that change anything? Oya now, I blame her for going to a guy’s place, I blame the guy for keeping her too.
Both girls and guys this era don tear eye, even you tear eye pass your mama and papa, and you can’t deny that you didn’t do any mummy and daddy thing when you were younger, but then again this is you acting all saintly. SMH……lol
I can’t blame any girl that goes to a guy’s place, life will teach her to blame herself afterwards. Them no Dey tell man.
The news says ‘ person person is missing’ talk relating to the news and don’t make up assumptions that you know nothing about.E no make sense bruv!

Cloudflare:
If you're sensible enough, you would have known that as soon as a missing girl is found, they'll never tell us where she went to. don't you have brains to think? They know it's shameful and embarrassing to tell us her whereabouts because they already know she went to chill with a guy somewhere. I know you know it's true but you just wan rush defend your gender as Usual.

Sis, your genders are uncontrollable and everyone knows this. I remember a guy telling u how wild these 14yrs girls are nowadays, you dey follow am argue. 14yrs old girl don dey chop dicks, let alone 18. Sis these girls knows far more than what you don't know. The earlier you understand this the better for you

SMH
I don’t know why y’all feel attacked when it comes to female matters. This is not about defending my gender, it’s more like common sense. It’s obvious your mindset is already directed towards the fact that ALL female kidnap cases is all about females eloping to a guy’s place, that mindset is pathetic.
Not only girls as young as 14 chop Di.ck, even boys that age do sexual things with the opposite gender, except if you want to lie, So don’t be one sided. A guy I know connived with his friend to tell his parents that he has been kidnapped just so he could get money to flex, does that mean whenever a guy is kidnapped and makes news I should admit that it’s a lie? That he is with his friend? Guuuuuuuuuuuuy! If you still don’t understand my point then you simply have a low IQ!
By the way, we ain’t talking sex here, it’s kidnap we talking’ bout.

Cloudflare:
What is wrong with you Nigerian girls ? Especially when the truth is being spoken? Dude, that guy is very correct because normally when a girl is declared missing, she's obviously hanging out with a guy in an hotel without telling her parents.

In my street here, a girl was declared missing few days ago and after her family searched everywhere for her, it was discovered that she elope with a guy and went to his house for more than 2 weeks. Na she use her legs come back after discovering she was pregnant. So what are you saying again? The OP should check her boyfriend's house or those yahoo boys around their area there. E sure me die say the girl dey collect better dick

If you’re old enough, matured enough and sensible,
You would know not to generalise, not to assume what you don’t know, because when the table gets to turn you won’t want to believe in your assumptions
One girl in your street went to stay with a guy doesn’t mean actual kidnapping of girls or young ladies don’t happen.
Let the truth come out first before you give conclusion, see that as a word of wisdom.
Goodnight bruv

badboyTee:
she would be under serious Dickmatization RN only When she decides to come back she will just flenjoor your self

God forbid o
If this news was to be about your sister, niece or daughter na this kind assumption you go get?

fuckJones:
potable is better than obi
potable the give shishi obi no the give shishi but he the collect shishi.

Make obi go give so that Una go say he is desperate for presidency
Wetin do Tinubu hand to give Ooooh the hand Dey shake.
So just see it as a lose lose
Rest!

Parachoko:
I thought Pandora rehabilitated all the roads in Anambra

not like all the roads in Lagos is rehabilitated either

Womanizer:
I have noticed an increasing number of male Nairalanders claiming to be females.

This behaviour is no longer acceptable because it makes it difficult to chase women here

I have a list of some culprits here
Lavililly

Nursepepeye

Turmacs

Lovilla

Softbby123

Please mention the names of others you know so that the guys here will not go to chase them by mistake while thinking that they are ladies

So NL guys Dey chase NL girls??
Waaawu

Mecka:
you will have my two children

🧐

Who is he?

JasonScoolari:
Nurse, this "Tinubu administration go favour me" miscreants will come for you oh. 😂

Make them welcome o
😂😂🤣

RingRoadMafia:
Yes but not for money, they have lots of money. They bought houses worth approx 2 million pounds each. They are just naturally wayward.

Waaaaawu
Lovely first daughters

RingRoadMafia:
Why is nairaland avoiding the rest of the first family? In 2015 they didn't let us rest with photos of Zarah, Hanan, Halima Buhari and Kiki Osinbajo.

Now they don't want to show us Tinubus ashawo daughters that are BDSM prostitutes in Los Angeles abi?

So our first daughters be ashawos?
Woooooooow

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Una never see anything
🤣😂🤣
Na shege banza promax tip Una just Dey see
I hear say Remi sit for vp seat while vp sit for audience during meeting, na true??

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The agbado eating era is upon us
Youths get ready to be recruited into army
Me like this don ready

BAT for life🤣😂🤣😂🤣

When Dey say make una use sense una no gree una turn the thing to tribe war
Una open eyes give leadership to an aged man suffering from Parkinson’s disease and Alzheimer’s.

Mouth Dey pain am??

Chaiiiii
This thing Dey pain me
The thing wey do me this morning for bus pain me well well
Na so I enter bus o to go work, next thing wey agbero , conductor and driver talk na make only PO supporters pay money , tfare wey be 300 before come be 500 for PO supporters
Guess what? All BATians tfare na free ooooo
Free bus ride
I nearly cry for bus but I was like no p
Next time I go pick BAT instead of PO

BATians dey flex die now for naija
I envy them .

bluefilm:
But why are you this mean?

Why are you increasing the painment for we OBIdients?

If I had known that it will turn out like this so soon, I would have voted for the BATman so that I will be buying fuel for FREE like other agbadorians are doing now.

Na you fall hand na
By now you for Dey live like king like the BATians

That fuel is for people supporting PO

Show me the real fuel for BAT supporters

I also heard tfare has skyrocketed for the PO supporters
I guess BAT supporters pay way less
Ah! Nigeria don ment Laslas

N3TRAL:
Tinubu will revolutionize Nigeria!

I'm so happy that I was born during his government and won't be reading this beautiful experience we will go through as history in my Unilag Dorm room in 2085 when Nigeria would have become a world power.

Wake up
Wake up

Nairaland taught me how to be an online warrior

kekakuz:
My first daughter happens to live with her mum and i only get to see her Like once a week or less.

I have noticed that when ever she talks to me on phone, she talks like an adult. She says things only an experienced person would say.for example, she called me to buy 3 cakes for her birthday and I questioned why.

She said because the last time I bought her cake was for her 1st birthday and I have to buy for all the years I did not buy.recently, I asked her who is God and she said God is a spirit that lives in heaven and is on the water and he created everything from the the water.

Even though this sounds incoherent and funny, I don't expect such answer from a 4 years old girl.

Today, I called her to myself and ask her what of her mum and she answered "which one" I was shocked .

I proceeded to ask her how many mum does she have and she said "my mum dies long time ago and this one is her second mum" I was shocked to the bone.

So I separated her from her siblings and asked deeper questions even tho I didn't want her to feel scared. She also told me she had 2 othere siblings and called their names. Told me where she lived before and this is where I stopped.

I have always wanted to belive In Reincarnation and this is proof before my very eyes .

Guys what do you think and how do I handle this

Stories like this intrigue me, I’ve spent some good hours in the time past on YouTube watching kids narrate their past lives.
So where did she live before?
Ain’t you curious to know more?
Cos I’ld be…. I will want to know everything

Reincarnation is real