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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by united442(m): 8:11pm On Jan 26, 2019
Pythondancer1:

Lol zombie you are a typical example of less privilege son of ashawo like you. DM me and u'll know all what u want to know and u'll see all what u want to see u dumb coconut head. Keep in displaying your poverty and hunger here. If u re poor and frustrated there is nothing i won't say under the influence of brokeness. Bleep off go and join ur father in his armed robber and kidnapping businesses useless ritualist.

okay,its enough!
you even said "there is nothing i won't say under the influence of brokeness."grin

we have heard you,please stop enhh!grin

u done even spoil the trendsad

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by united442(m): 8:06pm On Jan 26, 2019
Mightyify:



Fool, leave too much talk and prove your frustrated self. We know you are poor, frustrated and demented.

Hunger will kill you soon.

ignore that guy please, you bigger than thisgrin

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Romance / Re: insert signatures into your posts by united442(m): 7:35pm On Jan 26, 2019
Ishilove:

Jealousy?

I find your unintelligence almost fascinating. I wonder if the rest of your clan share your unique, rock bottom IQ.

lol...rock bottom IQgrin?
psycho i should be telling you that..
o.p needed advise and your pathetic comment was below per averagegrin..probably as a result of pained jealousygrin

its the fact, accept it! tongue

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Romance / Re: insert signatures into your posts by united442(m): 7:21pm On Jan 26, 2019
Ishilove:

You are quite immature. You should be the wiser one but you have brought yourself down to her level. You did not know where to draw the line, to the extent you were even gossiping about your other students with her. You're no longer her teacher, you are now her boyfriend.

Agbaya buruku, no one needs to tell you what to do. You know deep in your heart how to make everything right again.

i smell jealousy..
pained rift rat..there is nothing immature here and he hasn't brought his self to any level..

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Romance / Re: insert signatures into your posts by united442(m): 7:11pm On Jan 26, 2019
OP dnt fucking listen to any trash here... you are 25,she is 16..to be sincere,its wrong but its normal..okay!..the problem is just her age and you been her class teacher..
just keep you friendship normal..do not cross that friendship and dnt let her know anything or u making any move..just patiently wait for her to clock 18/19.,she must have left secondary school by then (thats if u actually like her and can waitgrin) and to be sincere,she go done tear eye by then..

i was 19 and my babe was 15 wen we both became friends, i was her senior in school then(ss3),i kept that friendship line and nvr told her anything till i was 24 and she was 19..we both ended up dating(3year till dategrin)..

o.p the main problem is u being her class teacher and not even her age..

if na oyibo girl nah, all this nairalanders wont care about her agesad

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by united442(m): 3:06pm On Jan 26, 2019
Pythondancer1:

Baba money is what i cannever ask if i want to render help to someone. Only God can reward me not a man because Gid pave way for me free so get this into your coconut head you looser.

Lol a looser can use anything to score cheap point. Bleep off hungry ass hole

he did not score any cheap point..the guy got you pant downgringrin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by united442(m): 3:01pm On Jan 26, 2019
Pythondancer1:

And you believe a police officer can slap you and said u re running like a thief just because you came 1at in a recruitment race ?
Get a brain and differentia te between a JoKe and a live event nigga.

just see how you ended up disgracing urself on a public forum sad
that ain't a joke..accept the fact that u are a liar and was bursted trying to lure others into ur pained retard frustrationgrin

God don catch yougrin

an escaped psychiatric SSCE holder/an ex-convict wey no fit collect police slap want to offer his assentors job employmentgringrin

but police shaaagrin "they said u were running like a theif"grin
cant even imagine how you were running that daygrin

and pythondancer1 , dnt even border quoting mesad cux am not your mate..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by united442(m): 2:44pm On Jan 26, 2019
Rubbiish:

I sorry for u...not only u are hopeless, but u are also a pathetic liar!

I just wanted people to be careful with a failure like u, so u don't take advantage of their situation. I believe anyone dealing with u after reading all these will be extra careful...

really really extra carefulgrin

chaiiii...grin
spit***
shm...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by united442(m): 2:34pm On Jan 26, 2019
Rubbiish:
I want to appeal to job seekers to always do background check before asking people for job favor. Imagine the number of people that has been asking this jobless and hopeless Pythondancer1 for job. Someone that couldn't pass police screening after receiving countless number of slaps and running like a thief. What people gain from lying is what i don't get. Those of you that has been sending him messages, know now u have been sending messages and begging one jobless and hopeless soul. He can't help himself let alone helping others.
Staying out of job is frustrating, but do not be carried away by things u see online, 99% are lies.

cc noble2faith Nchetttaa FunnyDude Generaloluseye Haywhy433 mousano Carmal90 et al
I m mentioning u guys to be very careful in any dealings u maybe are having with him...



Same person last month



You are a disgrace!



omo see disrace ooogringringrin

hahahahahahah...i wan laff belle scata (in erriga's voice)

thank u vry much bro for this burstup..heheheh
i knew the idiotic pythondance was one kind of a dick headgrin

with his childish way of bragging and his abashed lack of parental upbringing, one would easily know he is a retard shapeless prickgrin



pity those who p.m the abashed clowngrin

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Phones / Re: Top 6 Reasons You Should Never Root Your Phone by united442(m): 9:50am On Jan 25, 2019
rooting isnt for amateur but for technicians. i cant use a phone that is not rooted.. i root all my phones 1hour after purchase.. a phone that is not rooted is like a phone with network. if u know u knowgrin
Education / Re: What Are You Doing During This ASUU Strike? by united442(m): 11:47am On Jan 24, 2019
Electricboy:


can I mail you ?
on what bros?
Education / Re: What Are You Doing During This ASUU Strike? by united442(m): 8:18am On Jan 24, 2019
Electricboy:


did you learn all these by yourself ??
lol..yes oogrin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment: How Have You Been Surviving After NYSC? by united442(m): 10:23pm On Jan 23, 2019
NOBODYY:

Boss e go good make I get your contact na, so I can at least keep in touch, so you can also keep me in mind cry cry
just see as devil want take useless your lifegringrin
forget abt that kidgrin
cant you see he is immature, mouthed, unserious and completely empty with the way he brags.
take his empty employment bragging scam at your peregrin
Education / Re: What Are You Doing During This ASUU Strike? by united442(m): 10:47pm On Jan 21, 2019
Kokaine:
wooow!! I am following you already. infact I will pay you for a professional mentorship. small money � oh!
lolxxxx...gringrin
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Help; Everybody Thinks I'm Rich by united442(m): 10:12am On Jan 21, 2019
tsephanyah:
;DOBASANJO IS THE MOST CORRUPT. Under his govt, he FRAUDULENTLY and CORRUPTLY raised BILLIONS OF NAIRA for his presidential library project, for which late Gani Fawehinmi took him to court

Is this one drunk or what grin grin grin

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Education / Re: What Are You Doing During This ASUU Strike? by united442(m): 4:11pm On Jan 20, 2019
Gracespecial101:


Am trying sha but it isn't easy sometimes I come back in the evening and all I see is the Bed calling me

Web designing that's nice, Are you using HTML? or

yes ooo...html,css,php,bootstrap and some..am even abt to start one they call kotlinegrin
i have to run into web design cux i discover i was more creative in web design than other programming and my ability to read web design code even without seeing the output.
Education / Re: What Are You Doing During This ASUU Strike? by united442(m): 12:26pm On Jan 20, 2019
Gracespecial101:
Building and designing Rocks for bush bars ( Morning) and
Working on the system trying to be strong on Visual Basic (Night)

The strike even make sense sef
dude are u sure your head can carry those two skills?

am good in c++ and web design,but i have to leave c++ and concentrate on web design
Education / Re: What Are You Doing During This ASUU Strike? by united442(m): 12:20pm On Jan 20, 2019
Kokaine:
lol. thanks. when I looked at the present inec website for ad-hoc staff, I told myself hmm.... I'm not even close yet. still a long journey ahead.
do you get your tutorial videos from YouTube? what video are you using to learn bootstrap. I know of two good guys on YouTube Bucky Robert and Traversy Media. their lectures are usually very good.
dude i get my tuto from solo learn..its and android app with lots of programming tutorial,they offer certificate when u complete any course of you r choice,though u have to partake in the completed course examgrin..you also chat with good programmers and they provide you with solutions..
keep it up,its not easy,its all about determination,time,patient,challenge and consistency in your learning..
i am studying computer science,my lecturer never taught me JACK!
Education / Re: What Are You Doing During This ASUU Strike? by united442(m): 11:22pm On Jan 19, 2019
Kokaine:
thanks thanks thanks. please between php and python which should I learn when I am through with css and MySQL

after css go straight to php..and then try and learn boostrap cux its a combination of html and css,its nt difficult provided you learnt the basic of html and css every well..
its what am doing..
am almost done building a website from the scratch..e no easy oo..

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Romance / Re: I Want To Get Married To My Fiance But Her Medical Condition Is Making Me Having by united442(m): 11:12pm On Jan 12, 2019
ValCon888:

You don't need a doctor, you need a counsellor and this is what i have to tell you;

When you were fvcking her constantly for 2 whole years it was sweeting you abi? Even with the big stomach you were still lashing her mercilessly.

Now you know she has fibroid and hormonal imbalance you want to dump her.

Dump her for who if i may ask?



hahahahhaa...kukuma kill naa...
which one is "lashing her mercilessly"?
hehehehehe..ur mouth no good atall!
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Run Away From Women After Having Sex With Them by united442(m): 8:49am On Jan 06, 2019
love,commitment and infatuation like someone said..
i deflowered my girlfriend 2014,till date,we ar still together and still having sex..(no one single pregnancywink). though,she has been helping my ministrygrin


like someone said,when there is love,no amount of sex will make u get tired of her..das if she also have something to offer..

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Religion / Re: 2019: What Is Your Church's Theme For The Year?? by united442(m): 1:31am On Jan 01, 2019
wisdom from proverb 4:1-15
Romance / Re: Hear What My Female Bestie Said Yesterday That's Been On My Mind.... by united442(m): 9:48pm On Dec 27, 2018
dude saying you cant take your mind off it actually means,you yourself know say you fuckup..
i know you love your gf,thats fine,but dude,you should bleep her up black n blue...it wont take anything away from you current relationship..
the same thing happen 2 me last week, omo,i jst Bleep the babe without mercy...
i dnt joke with that kind of once in a life time opportunity.
Phones / Re: Some Best Offline Football Games on Android 2019 by united442(m): 8:07am On Dec 27, 2018
proffnico:
Data link

https://mega.nz/#!7f53WZjI!9ORjSpMxAL-fVtjMqI6yraXxzxvjE3KUC_kqbgth9IA
Enjoyyyyyyy..
thanks so so much.. lemme hit the mega app now.
Phones / Re: Some Best Offline Football Games on Android 2019 by united442(m): 10:02pm On Dec 26, 2018
Kingluqman:
FIFA 14 (2018 updated) kill them all.


I enjoy the commentary like am watching EPL



Sometimes I dey feel like Gaudiorla when i hol my phone dey play manager mode after I don buy all City real life player for my team

abeg bro share me 2019 update data..if na through whatsapp abeg
Phones / Re: Some Best Offline Football Games on Android 2019 by united442(m): 9:59pm On Dec 26, 2018
skywalker240:
Fifa 14 remains the best offline game. You can get the mod version with 2018 players.

am yet to see any better offline football game that beats fifa 14

please do you have the 2019 data?, please share with me on whatsapl if you have

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