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Food / Re: Post a picture of Your Christmas Food Here, Let Others Salivate by united442(m): 3:43pm On Dec 25, 2018
mine...but its already in my stomach before the pic even upload finish

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Are Hiring!!! by united442(m): 9:46pm On Nov 28, 2018
please what are the positions available?
Phones / Re: Top 8 Android Apps To Download To Kill Time This Sunday by united442(m): 11:01am On Nov 18, 2018
you dnt tell them it will kill their m.b too

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Business / Re: The Case Of The Man Who Transferred 1M To Uber Driver, Please Learn! by united442(m): 7:57am On Nov 18, 2018
o.p you are 100% right..
wtf,the guy was way too careless,too too careless!
hw the hell you dnt even border to check for the price baffles me alot..saying he trust the uber driver cux he wouldn't lie..
adding a total stranger to your beneficiary is were he lost his brain..adding someone to your beneficiary isnt done automatically,so was he blind when he added a total stranger...
seriously, I HATE DULL PEOPLE!

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Career / Re: Groundnut Hawker Wearing Suit And Tie (Photos) by united442(m): 8:22pm On Oct 17, 2018
Don't be embarrassed by the type of hustle you do. The people laughing at you won't give you a coin, go on, sell those tomatoes, burn that charcoal, sell those agidi, crush those stones if that's what puts food on your table JUST DO IT!!

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Phones / Re: Sure Ways To Charge Your Smartphone Quicker by united442(m): 2:46pm On Oct 12, 2018
you dnt need all these.. just buy a charger having an output of 2.5Apm and above..
Gaming / Re: 11 Common Bad Gaming Habits Every Gamer Is Guilty Of by united442(m): 9:38pm On Aug 21, 2018
12. Looking for cheat to hack coin or money

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Phones / Re: Scam Alert: MTNng Cheap Data Is Fake See Their Reply In Pictures. by united442(m): 9:08pm On Aug 20, 2018
i dnt understand you guys..
are you this daft?
y can you try it with an empty bal?
now so is it difficult for you to migrate to the deal zone plan and do the subbing?
how can you be in mtn pulse or betatalk and want to subscribe for a data plan meant for deal zone despite been told its on deal zone..

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Phones / Re: Glo Network Is A Big Scam!!! by united442(m): 3:56pm On Aug 16, 2018
op you be theif..
you knw they are scam but you wan try am,you don try am now,you ar complaining..
thats how they have been doing it even before the yakata bonus..
N100 for 6gb? lol...o.p you self too like oshofree...
Education / Re: MUST READ!! 17 Signs Of Highly Intelligent People (do You Have Any Of The Signs? by united442(m): 5:51pm On Aug 13, 2018
i posses 7-8 of them..
Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia And Her Daughters Stun In Bikini (Photos) by united442(m): 5:06pm On Aug 06, 2018
Adebowale89:
the third pic ehn
zoom in the eyes of the man holding the mic grin
Adebowale89:
the third pic ehn
zoom in the eyes of the man holding the mic
Health / Re: Masturbation: I Think I Have PE And ED, I'm Just 20 by united442(m): 1:35pm On Jul 05, 2018
dude stay busy
keep yourself busy
busy,busy,busy and busy
if you exhaust you energy when engage in other work,you wont even have time to think abt it.
i know you currently cant woo a girl,but dude,try as much as possible to have a girlfriend you can trust,a girlfriend that like sex bt will love you..
trust me,you stop it..
that's what stop mine,i cant even remember when last i masturbated.
Religion / Re: Share Your Most Inspiring Testimonies by united442(m): 12:02pm On Jul 01, 2018
bobogii2008:


Oboy! Things de happen o. Yorubas would say "eni o ba lo mo". God is indeed faithful

that was the first day i knew God really have me in his heart..i never knew God was beside me until then..
dude,me been alive today is just God grace,i would have been dead long ago,no be film trick bro..

i was almost dead on a very black evening when i a generator fumes took my and my junior brother down..
we both woke up at night going to the toilet to urinate,all of sudden we both fell on the floor,God so kind,my junior sister was on her way to the kitchen,she saw as on the floor and scream "MUMMY MUMMY BROTHER DON FAINT!!!" everyone came out,my father quickly put off the generator and open all the windows,my mother was in tears,wiping,pouring water and prayer for us at thesame time,5min later,God so kind brought me and my brother back to life "AT THE SAME TIME"!
God! God! God!!!
God is real,God is greate,God is life,God is everything!

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Religion / Re: Share Your Most Inspiring Testimonies by united442(m): 11:41am On Jul 01, 2018
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It was one early sunday,i was sound,felling okay but never wanted to go to church that day, 1hour latter after i woke up,i felt a little bit ill, i decide to go back to bed and rest a bit, before i could lay at my bed willingly, i suddenly fell on my bed,with my face facing up,my hands join together like they were tied,legs join together too like they were tied too,suddenly,i was in a dream,i saw myself been tied in the middle of fire,like i was about to be use to scarifies, i heard a very loud Cry's..i woke up instantly,jump out of my bed, i nor know when i take ready go church by force,when i got to church,it was a normal sunday meant for praise and worship before closing..low n behold,the Pastor said that we should switch into prayers which was not meant for that sunday but it was urgent because "A young boy has been tide in the witch coven ready to be scarify"..I shouted Jesus! because i know it was me..i gaps in fear..that day,i was very scared..
i thank God for using the man of God to set me free..

i was also attacked one midnight,i wake up from a dream i was given sweet potato to eat,waking up,i saw urine all over my body,urine i cant even pass out for 2days was all over my body,i sense something has left my body,low n behold,i couldnt feel my man-hood again..
to cut the story short,God use that same man of God to heal me again but after 3days fasting and prayer.

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Travel / Re: Photos Of 8 Edo Indigenes Who Died In Fatal Accident On Return From Spain by united442(m): 9:09pm On Jun 12, 2018
DAntivirus:
This is just a result of over speeding... showing off senseless stupid driving skills... the way people drive this days on 3rd mainland bridge alone like demons are pursuing them and when u caution them they tell you "you don't have liver"... this is where it ends.

God please protect us
if they see that the road is free and empty,they will just smile,the next na 'jar 1'..if anything happens,it will now be difficult and too late for them to apply brake.
Crime / Re: Boyfriend Of Married Woman Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon, Lands In Hospital.Video by united442(m): 9:20pm On Jun 11, 2018
women are insatiable. no matter what you give to them,they are never and will never be satisfy
Crime / Re: Boyfriend Of Married Woman Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon, Lands In Hospital.Video by united442(m): 9:20pm On Jun 11, 2018
women are insatiable. no matter what you give to them,they are never and will never be satisfy

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Webmasters / Re: Start learning Website development(HTML5,CSS3,JavaScript and PHP) on Nairaland. by united442(m): 3:49am On Jun 10, 2018
add me 07039566435
Romance / Re: I Bleeped One Girl Last Night Now Am Scared!! by united442(m): 9:48am On Jun 09, 2018
scott12:
Good morning NL's. Lastnight I bleeped one girl that stays in my neighbourhood and has been disturbing me. She gave me Mouth Action but that girl mouth dey smell wella grin,she tried to kiss me many times but na run I just run.It was a protected affair but dat Mouth Action she gave me dey make me fear small small.Niggas wat do u guys think,Is it possible to contract any disease through Mouth Gig.Dr's in the house please help a brother
angry angry
you self,you too dirty..
immediately after sex,go brush your teeth again,take your bath,dry up ya body and rub antibacterial/antifungal cream to prevent skill infection..
Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Simple Goals You Can Still Achieve This Year by united442(m): 12:07pm On Jun 07, 2018
edicied:
Lol you guys make it sound so easy asif if i learn this skills I'll just start getting calls from different directions and people ready to give me their money....
dude if u hav this skills and u ar vry gud at them,trust me,work wil be the one to luk 4 u.
u can even create jobs and enploy others.
Education / Re: See 15 Courses In Nigeria Institution With High Unemployment Rate – 2018 by united442(m): 4:13pm On Jun 04, 2018
computer science??lol... if u study computer science and you are unemployed,you dnt knw self.. you can be self employed if you have good computer skill.

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Education / Re: 3 NAUGHTY & Simple Skills You Must Learn And Why [PICTURE] by united442(m): 10:10pm On Jun 03, 2018
united442:
THIS OP IS 200% RIGHT..
AS A YOUTH OR STUDENT TO BE PRECISE,WHETHER IT IS YOU FIELD OF STUDY OR NOT,PLEASE I BEG U TO LEARN THIS,THEY CAN PUT FOOD ON UR TABLE..AM GOOD IN GRAPHICS,TYPING AND IN CODING,AM CURRENTLY IN JAVASCRIPT, THIS IS WHAT I USE TO SPONSOR MYSELF IN SCHOOL.
Education / Re: 3 NAUGHTY & Simple Skills You Must Learn And Why [PICTURE] by united442(m): 10:09pm On Jun 03, 2018
THIS OP IS 200% RIGHT..
AS A YOUTH OR STUDENT TO BE PRECISE,WHETHER IT IS YOU FIELD OF STUDY OR NOT,PLEASE I BEG U TO LEARN THIS,THEY CAN PUT FOOD IN UR TABLE..AM GOOD IN GRAPHICS,TYPING AND I CODING,AM CURRENTLY IN JAVASCRIPT, THIS IS WHAT I USE TO SPONSOR MYSELF IN SCHOOL.

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Crime / Re: Man Stabbed To Death By Customs Officer Along Enugu Expressway. Photos by united442(m): 8:13pm On Jun 01, 2018
i thank God for bringing me into this life,but the angel who directed me to this walking dead zoo of a country,we both have case to settle.
meanwhile,

r.i.p!!!

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Properties / Re: Houses Destroyed As Mast Falls On Buildings After Heavy Rainfall In Edo. Photos by united442(m): 9:29pm On May 25, 2018
jboy73:
This one 2 na house?
The owners of the house should pay the mast owner for making their ugly houses scare the poor mast to the ground
chiaaa...this guy,u half your kill me grin
Health / Re: Causes Of Asthma And Its Top Early Symptoms by united442(m): 11:37am On May 25, 2018
Firebrand1:
Am 35, suffered ashma for 25 years,used to take centrim,prednisolone,ventolin,aminophyline to manage the attack and even inhaler. Spent cash on native/herbal mixtures, carried out fetish sacrifices but all to no avail.the drugs comes with alot of side effect like depression, oral thrush, addiction. I always lived in fear and at times i tot about commiting suicide. To cut long story short, i went for several deliverance session at MFM and that was how my story changed. From a week, without drugs to a month and then to a year.since then anytime the attack wants to come, i jus smell red oil tru my nose or leak it am done, in seconds i start spitting and coughing the mucus outa my mouth, dont give up,if u have tried all and it failed try God.
25years?? wonderful!
25years passing through all this,i dnt have it,and i pray my generation dnt have it cux i hate asthma with passion..i know no one prays to have it.
when i see people been carried from one place to another looking for inhaler,i feel scared for them..its shambolic and disgraceful..
Health / Re: Causes Of Asthma And Its Top Early Symptoms by united442(m): 11:31am On May 25, 2018
SolutionMee:


All sickness are bad sha

Even me that recently battled with GERD and throat tightness never pray that my best enemy should experience it.
asthma is way too too bad...
i dnt have it but it but when i see people who have it, i feel scared for them..
ever since i learnt it has no cure, sorry to use this, i see people who have it as dead along the living..
Phones / Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by united442(m): 9:50pm On May 24, 2018
nothing scares me here more than buhari's namesad

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Crime / Re: Head Of Man Spotted At Nigeria Vs Atletico Madrid Game That Has Gone Viral by united442(m): 9:16am On May 24, 2018
stephenduru:
Nigerians won't kill me with laughter.This man's head was spotted at Nigeria Vs Atletico Madrid match and the photos have got people talking.

One word for the man

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/05/see-head-of-man-spotted-at-nigeria-vs.html?m=1
looks like avocado pear.. grin
stephenduru:
Nigerians won't kill me with laughter.This man's head was spotted at Nigeria Vs Atletico Madrid match and the photos have got people talking.

One word for the man grin

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/05/see-head-of-man-spotted-at-nigeria-vs.html?m=1
looks like avocado pear..

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