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TV/Movies › Re: Security Guard Fights With Massiel Taveras Who Wanted To Unfurl Huge Jesus Dress by uuzba(m): 11:57am On May 28, 2024
PARADIZEPRIEST:
ALL THESE EVIL SATANIC MUSICIANS POLLUTING THE WORLD SHOULD BE EXTINGUISHED angry
Another set will still rise up and copy them.
Because people are proud, pompous and seeking attention all the time.
What is facebook and Twitter?
Is it not prideful publishing ones activities?
See me. Look at me.. Like me.. Follow me...
Phones › Re: The RS4 Gaming Phone And Itel Mobile’s Rise - Mister Mobility by uuzba(m): 7:57am On May 28, 2024
okunwaye:
Pele o itrash user 😆🤣😹
You see am.
Na emoji I go chop?
Phones › Re: The RS4 Gaming Phone And Itel Mobile’s Rise - Mister Mobility by uuzba(m): 7:53am On May 28, 2024
okunwaye:
Two types of android phones
Samsung and other
But with your Samsung phone, you have never sent me coloured SMS.
It's still black and white SMS I will receive from you.
No part of your Samsung adds anything to my life. So it's useless to me.
Phones › Re: The RS4 Gaming Phone And Itel Mobile’s Rise - Mister Mobility by uuzba(m): 7:51am On May 28, 2024
Baconguy45:
Most android phones are the same to me. Just change of brand name and slight differences here and there....the most important thing is the amount of money you have.
Correct.
Now you understand.
I don't bother myself.
Buy anyone you can afford.
They all do the same thing.
Politics › Re: Justice Sector Reforms: Lagos To Be A Safe Haven For Investments - Sanwo-Olu by uuzba(m): 6:24am On May 28, 2024
SAMBARRY:
Safe haven for investment with that number of agberos spread like cockroaches all over streets and bustops.you can't even walk too much without seeing those scruffy,dirty, violence thirsty riffraffs.always looking for what to destroy and who to fight or bully
It's Tinubu that started this abero nonsense when he was governor of Lagos. Back then, when people report abero to him, he will ask you, "Eh I know. Do you have any jobs to give these boys?" when you answer No, he will then say, "eh, what do you want me to do with them? Just leave them and go". Police will release them.
That's how ageros started increasing in their violence and numbers.
Tinubu started it.
Business › Re: Army Reacts To Opening Of Banex Plaza by uuzba(m): 9:24pm On May 27, 2024
tishbite42:
Useless military
Na this kind comment dey vex military pass.

I really feel for them. They are like orphaned children.
They joined army to defend the nation and fight enemies.
But it is the nation people that is cussing them out.
They will just be frustrated and be beating everybody every day.
That has been their attitude ever since. Frustrated attitude.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Relocated To US – Pastor Sam Adeyemi by uuzba(m): 8:40am On May 27, 2024
We didn't ask you for any excuse
You japad.
Simple.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Generate 6,000MW Of Electricity By December, Says Minister by uuzba(m): 4:40pm On May 25, 2024
Obierika:
Still very poor for a country with population of over 200 million
This country does not produce anything.
We fell into the trap of importation.
Now we cannot get out of the trap.
If NEPA turns off the light for 100 years, nothing will happen
We will just suffer.
Government and Dangote will continue selling crude oil and getting their Dollars
The rest of us can die, because we are not producing anything for the country
except complaints that is annoying the government.
Properties › Re: 'Yahoo Boys Are The Cause Of Rent Hike In Ikorodu, Bogije, Lakowe, Mowe' by uuzba(m): 4:23pm On May 25, 2024
gbengene1234:
The only way to reduce Yahoo Boys to the lowest is a very simple thing. EFCC should create a portal wherein you can report someone you feel his wealth is questionable. The portal should comprises a space where the suspects Name, Photograph, House Address, Vehicle Plate Number and Telephone Number can be provided.
Note: The reporters details must not be revealed on the portal. I swear to God Almighty, Even EFCC will make bastard money, Dem go seize properties and assets tire. Tell me how Yahoo won't reduce drastically. Alot of parents will start cautioning their children's
A portal in this Nigeria?
That internet is doing anyhow?
The same yahoo boys will hack that portal and put your name there.
Ordinary election we did last year, February, INEC server crashed.
We cannot count vote till today.
We have been registering NIN for 100 years but no kidnapper has been caught.
Properties › Re: 'Yahoo Boys Are The Cause Of Rent Hike In Ikorodu, Bogije, Lakowe, Mowe' by uuzba(m): 4:20pm On May 25, 2024
Allisgud:
Yahoo boys don make bathroom slippers turn 5k
That's the problem with money.
Once you have plenty of money
everybody around you will raise their prices.
Properties › Re: 'Yahoo Boys Are The Cause Of Rent Hike In Ikorodu, Bogije, Lakowe, Mowe' by uuzba(m):
dreamxhaser:
Na lie, thats the old drips of 2019 to 2022

Enter tiktok and see better drips. Now you hardly differentiste some yahoo boys and celebrities in drips
People that work truthfully and honestly for their money...
don't even go on tiktok
or dress like celebrities.
They never show off anything.
Properties › Re: 'Yahoo Boys Are The Cause Of Rent Hike In Ikorodu, Bogije, Lakowe, Mowe' by uuzba(m): 10:59am On May 25, 2024
ZUBY77:
Identify and report them to the authorities.
Very simple
when you see this type of thin trouser & slippers,
He's a yahoo boy.

Education › Re: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by uuzba(m): 11:42pm On May 24, 2024
Amah70:
You don't do approximations in a situation like this. Precision is required.
I don't think you studied science or engineering.
This type of problem is solved exactly as it was written
in algebraic format without evaluating the actual numbers.
I've already solved it in the comments above.
I just added the 1.414 values to indicate that the values correspond.
Maybe you're good in drama or business or social media events.
I will not argue with you in those fields as that is not my career direction.
But this is maths. There's no argument in maths.
Just Learn.
Education › Re: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by uuzba(m): 11:37pm On May 24, 2024
Amah70:
1.414 × 1.414 is not equal to square root of 2.
I don't get you
And you've written wrong numbers and equation.
Look carefully at what I wrote.
There's something called dyslexia.
It's a condition where someone's eyes are shifting up and down the place
And can't focus clearly.
Some people have it but they don't know.
They can't focus on + - x ÷
And consequently, fail maths. Then go around blaming the whole world instead.

Education › Re: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by uuzba(m): 11:30pm On May 24, 2024
Amah70:
Awuuuu. 2.828 × 2.828 = 7.997...
Would you prefer that i fill up the whole internet with the infinite number of decimal places
for the √2 just to make my point.
That's why algebra exists.
Working with functions and logic not with digits.
Education › Re: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by uuzba(m): 11:27pm On May 24, 2024
Amah70:
In other words. square root of 8 is equal to square root of 2 + square root of 2? Which kain Additional Mathematics class taught you that?
√8 = √2 + √2
2.828 = 1.414 + 1.414

What's the problem again?
The guy is right.
Learn your maths.
Education › Re: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by uuzba(m): 11:25pm On May 24, 2024
noskcid:
If you solve am finish remember say mathematics no dey buy bread na money dey buy am
😠
People that solve problems make money.
Mathematics is just a logical way to clear your mind
and solve problems sensibly.
Education › Re: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by uuzba(m):
Antoeni:
Let Me Just Copy Somebody
You can't continue life like that.
You have to know what is correct.
Otherwise you copy the wrong thing and fall into trouble.
Education › Re: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by uuzba(m): 11:11pm On May 24, 2024
Dogalmighty17:
You can see how useless mathematicians are abi? Even simple x they can't agree what the answer is. Some say 2 others say 4 and both are actually correct depending on what approach you use.
The answer is 2
Mathematics is behind every damn pixel on your phone.
Every damn 3D video game you ever played in your life
is composed purely of mathematics
Vectors geometry to be precise.
Matrics multiplication, Sin, Cosine, Tangent....
That was my BSc Project programing 3D graphics from ZERO scratch.
I reached about 20% of what this guy did before I submitted my project.
There was no internet, no YouTube. Just one book and the rest was thinking
and calculating.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih20l3pJoeU
Education › Re: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by uuzba(m): 11:03pm On May 24, 2024
Amah70:
Put 2 in place for X in the equation, the answer doesn't stand.
Are you sure?
√2 + √2 = √8
1.414 + 1.414 = 2.828
Education › Re: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by uuzba(m): 11:01pm On May 24, 2024
success1smyn:
√x + √x = 8
2√x = 8
Divide both sides by 2
√x = 4
Square both sides
x = 16

modified: I missed the questions
√x + √x = √8

2√x = √8
Divide both sides by 2
√x = √8/2
Square both sides
x = 8/4
x = 2
x = 16
Very correct. I forgot my math.
SquareRoot problems always have 2 real number answers
CubeRoot 3 answers (real and complex)
4th Root 4 answers.... (real and complex)
Education › Re: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by uuzba(m): 10:52pm On May 24, 2024
NwaNimo1:
Square everything.......

then: x+x=8;

2x=8;

therefore x=4


https://storage.ko-fi.com/cdn/useruploads/display/e7c9062a-8179-47e7-9e7e-5370e938f1b1_21.gif
Failed.
Square everything means square whole left side and square whole right side.
Not square the elements.
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(√x + √x)² = (√8 )²
(a + b)² = a² + 2ab + b² = 8
=> (√x)² + 2(√x)(√x)+(√x)² = 8
=> x+ 2x + x = 8
=> 4x = 8
=> x = 2
Politics › Re: I Cannot Solve FCT Problems In 200 Years – Wike by uuzba(m): 8:57pm On May 24, 2024
YorubaForum:
Alright, I'm doing good too, So better stop fooling around and get your useless shitty brain together.
Anser thr question simply without insulting. Insults just show that you have nothing to counter his statement.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Rishii Sunak Holds Press Conference In The Rain (Pictures) by uuzba(m):
RonuFools:
Can Emilokan try this?
The setup of UK and NIgeria is very different.
UK is basically a monarchy/dictatorship.
UK monarchy started since 1066AD, That is 958 years ago.
What you see as Prime minister is just a representative of the people ALLOWED by the king/queen to
govern daily affairs. So he's still accountable to the monarch.
Hence all the goody-goody behaviour.
Their currency always carries the face of the reigning king or queen. Not any f**king politician.
The Prime minister will rather relinquish power than be accused of making himself a king, or enriching himself
or performing any action that will make the monarch to look bad!
Nigeria has 1000 monarchs UNDER Federal government.
Why won't the President behave anyhow he likes. He answers to nobody.
-
See how federal Governor Wike was addressing monarchs.
Because Federal Government is ABOVE monarchy in Nigeria.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69SQC4b_CcE

Foreign Affairs › Re: Rishii Sunak Holds Press Conference In The Rain (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 12:13pm On May 24, 2024
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Culture › Re: The Many Battles Of Kano Traditional Rulers With Politicians by uuzba(m): 12:10pm On May 24, 2024
casualobserver:
The root of all this is that all Nigerian Kings lost their kingdoms to the British. After which they became employees of the British Govt to help administer the locals because the land was great but they did not have enough personnel. On gaining independence, the Nigerian govt inherited all employees of govt including traditional Kings. You are only a “King” in Nigeria because the govt says so because your their forefathers lost their kingdoms and the governor is your employer.
You are 1000% correct.
This is the very nature of Nigeria.
Different Kingdoms under a democracy.
The people have many masters to obey.
Hence all the confusion in the land.
Western countries are not setup this way. That's why their own works but ours does not.
So we remain 50-50.
50% chance Nigeria will work
50% chance Nigeria will fall back into different tribes and disintegrate.
Politics › Re: Labour Slashes Proposed New Minimum Wage To N500,000 by uuzba(m): 11:56pm On May 22, 2024
Barims:
Shut up. Imbec!le's opinion doesn't count on this post
Shut up idiot
Politics › Re: Labour Slashes Proposed New Minimum Wage To N500,000 by uuzba(m): 10:29pm On May 22, 2024
This nation doesn't produce anything for export.
hence the bad economy and terrible minimum wage.
Labour is busy comparing minimum wage and lifestyle with countries that produce things for export.
Those nations produce things that's why they have the power to dictate livable minimum wages.
This nation does not produce and we simply cannot afford livable minimum wage.
If they like print more Naira notes, you'd get instant inflation and the price or EVERY OTHER THING
will increase. Things will end up being just as unaffordable as they are now.
Autos › Re: Made-in-Nigeria Electric Powered Nord Tricycles by uuzba(m): 3:09pm On May 22, 2024
beryledibor:
The battery should be removable so that you can keep one charging while working with another otherwise it's not sustainable.

Charging station can also be established only for changing removable batteries.

Little by little petrol dependence will vanished
Buy spare battery.
Keep one charging at home and use the other in the vehicle.
So far you can get home before the battery dies.
Then have 24/7 electricity in your house.
Get Solar panels, inverter and inverter batteries.
Like N4million or something.
Crime › Re: Chinese Expatriate ‘Kills’ Nigerian Who Rejected Love Advances by uuzba(m): 9:29am On May 22, 2024
Namaster:
Chop off his head.

Imagine the effrontery. China has MORE women than THREE times the population of the whole Nigeria.

Yet this racists idiot choose to kill a Nigerian woman for rejecting his Asian dick.

Chop off the head. And close the USELESS Company.
But Nigerian women are more submissive.
Chinese women are already wearing trouser and fighting Chinese fight.

Crime › Re: Soldier Slaps Woman Into Coma At Banex & Takes Her Away by uuzba(m): 8:32pm On May 21, 2024
johnjose68:
Sebi your people wants the military to take over cool
Military will slap everybody to order.
Properties › Re: Between Landlord And Tenant Who Should Repair A Faulty Pumping Machine? by uuzba(m): 12:23pm On May 21, 2024
mkoabiola:
We are currently facing same issue.

I suggest to my neighbors that The lamdlord should be informed and repair d pumping machine.

But my neighbors disagreed ,they said d landlord won't come to our rescue
.we hoping to repair it today
You are also correct.
You, living there, are the ones desperate for your water and pump.
Pay and repair your pump for your water. Inform the landlord and give him the receipt or bill for the repairs.
He should remove it from next year's rent/maintenance money.
If he doesn't, just pack and go.

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